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Kellan Lutz gets Kellan Lutzy with Kellan Lutz’s Lutzy girlfriend Sharni in Milan for the Roberto Cavalli runway show. [A Socialite Life]
Tilda Swinton continues to be The Queen of Everything. [LaineyGossip]
The world’s ugliest dog is pretty ugly. [Dlisted]
The Dark Knight Rises has a magnificent billboard. [Pajiba]
Jessica Biel has a great figure. No talent, but that body! [Pop Sugar]
Katie Holmes is matchy-matchy with Suri. [Celebuzz]
Paris Hilton is a DJ. Officially. [The Superficial]
God, Aaron Sorkin seems like such a douche. [Jezebel]
Whitney Port in a bikini is meh. [The Blemish]
Rihanna looks like she got dressed while stoned out of her mind. [Go Fug Yourself]
Kelly Brook was at Royal Ascot. I want her to get with Prince Harry. [IDLYITW]
Salma Hayek promises/threatens to return to 30 Rock. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Great photos of Kate Upton. [Celebslam]
Ed Westwick is so deliciously smarmy. [OMG Blog]
Brave had a great opening weekend. [Moe Jackson]
I can’t belive Selma Blair is 40 either. [ICYDK]
Kate Gosselin gardens in a minidress. [INFDaily]
More about The Newsroom & women. [The Frisky]
Written by Kaiser
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- Morgan Freeman falls asleep during interview [D-Listed]
- Fug or fab: Isla Fisher [Go Fug Yourself]
- Tamra Barney confirms spinoff [Reality Tea]
- Movie franchises that rebounded [Pajiba]
- Why Dylan McKay is the perfect boyfriend [Buzzfeed]
- Saoirse Ronan could have been a Lohan [Evil Beet]
- GIFs from Cannes [Popsugar]
- Cat massages a dog [CDAN]
- Heather Graham is so pretty [Celebslam]
- What is Lucy Hale wearing? [Moe Jackson]
This is just a guess, people, but I think she may like being photographed
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I find most people wearing skin tight snake jeggings and a bra to be quite shy and retiring. Oh yes, and trying to cover it all up in that lovely vest, how sweet.
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Boom! Corny your comment was the icing on Eve’s snark cake.
And why oh why do so many celebs and celeb wannabees insist on the shade oompa loompa?
I’m not even going to address his hair situation. It’s like he told his hair-stylist, “Give me the Serial-killer.”
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“Give me the Serial Killer” = repurposed Zach Galifianakis joke.
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Actually, one of the photogs tweeted that he overheard her say “Kellan, another red carpet?!!! You know how shy I am!”
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LOL!
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LOL, hahahahhahahahahahaha goodness i needed that!
In the first picture he looks like he posing with a cardboard cutout wearing the ugliest pants in the world.
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On the upside, that giant forehead makes her seem very smart.
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it’s only fitting, for swinton to hang out with Borgs.
one can only admire. resistance is futile.
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she’s totally their queen.
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Wtf is that jacket? Sort of, partially leopard printed? Also, sick abs on Kellan Lutz’s Lutzy girlfriend. If I had em like that I’d show them off too.
Okay, I’m lying, I’d wear a real shirt. Still- nice abs.
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kellan lutz had to go break up a girl band from 96 to find this chick.
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Kellan Lutz needs to get Kellan Lutz girlfriend a damn sandwich!
Holy crap, that girl has a 2 foot gap between her leg’s. As she is standing straight up.
I get that this is the thing… to have a huge inner thigh gap… but damn!
And to make it worse, are those tragic disco gold pants.
I want to point out that jacket that Kellan Lutz wore to Kellan Lutz premiere… has what looks like a cheetah scene print on it!
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Super skinny, for sure… But the inner thigh gap, isn’t more to do with being bow-legged?
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LMFAO! That is hilarious. She is so frickin’ skinny it looks painful…the bones in her chest scare me. She looks like she got a little too much time in the sun. She just has no clue…poor little thing…
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Where do I begin? The jokes write themselves
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She looks a little like Olivia Palermo, if Olivia Palermo worked in a Vegas Casino. He has the most punchable douche-face on the planet.
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That’s spot-on. Couldn’t quite put my finger on who she reminded me of, but she def does look like the Vegas version of Olivia Palermo/Rachel Bilson
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Also If Olivia was Tacky enough to wear those pants and fake tan and Kellan Unironically
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Okay, Sharni is a pretty girl, but she is WAY too skinny, scary skinny, and too orange.
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She really is isn’t she if I remember correctly she was never this skinny during her home and away days.
Fun fact about Sharni she was on home and away with Christ Hemsworth
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“Kellan Lutz brought Kellan Lutz’s budget, Lutzy girlfriend to Milan” ahahahah. . . .
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Lutzy is (imo) so very closeted. Did anyone ever read the interview with his male roommates and their tiny purse dog and how Lutzy just lived with him because he was lonely?
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Why is she orange? Is that a sheer shirt? WTH is it?
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Why is she dressed like a Spice Girl?
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aahahahahahahahahah! good one! ahahahah
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Kaiser please right another Lutzy entry! We all need some in our lives!
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YES this: we need 50% more Kellan Lutzy (Or is it LULZy?) stories in our regular week: It’d be like an apple a day type thing, and we can giggle at whatever cheese he might be serving us
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If I was Kellan Lutz, Kellan Lutz would be contacting Kellan Lutz’ agent to set up an Kellan Lutz exclusive interview and photo opp with Kaiser at Celebitchy right now. Even Kellan Lutz knows that there is the need for more Kellan Lutz.
Kaiser, please make something up.
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Did she get those pants out of the rejected wardrobe selection from Showgirls?
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Steven Tyler called, says he wants his pants back
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If she were laying on her side I am almost sure I could do the limbo between her legs, my gawd what a gap! Did she grow up on a horse, hell true cowboys aren’t that bowlegged!
I don’t want to be between her legs I am just saying I bet when they are having a romp in the hey and her legs are wrapped around him her thighs don’t even come close to touching him..It’s HUGE!!
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From my keen eye, I believe that you could drive a MACK truck through those legs! Wowsa!
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Damn, i thought Lutz’s girlfriends legs were open considering that HUGE gap… wtf.. Lutz’s Lutzy girlfriend does look budget with those crazy pants. What is Lutz’s girlfriend thinking? Hand her a cookie Lutz!
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What the….is that outfit ??? Whhhyyyyyyy
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Kellan Lutz and the Raider of the Slutbag
Kellan Lutz and the Temple of Doomed Careers
Kellan Lutz and the Last Crusader of Fug
Kellan Lutz and the Kingdom of the Empty Skull
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Still laughing!!! Thank you for the next Lutzy movie on Lifetime! I wish we could have a Kellan Lutz Monday to start off the week!
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<3
Never complain about a Kellan Lutz…BE HAPPY YOU HAVE HIM !
On Lifetime. In a Remake of that Lindsay Lohan movie.
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Oh geez, this entire thread is seriously cracking me up. 2 & 4 are my favourites.
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For the Love of God, I do not understand why all the gorgeous, skinny bodies are always wasted on the women with butt-faces??? I dont get it???
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ha ha ha
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Light bulb head and no inner thighs, legs shaped like a damn wishbone. Lutzy, do better…but maybe he can’t. LOL
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Light bulb head, hahaha. She looks bowlegged.
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Wow, he doesn’t know how to dress himself or his girlfriend. Or she doesn’t know how to dress herself and her boyfriend. Either way, it’s bad.
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I hate myself for noticing this… but did Paris finally get her wonky eye fixed?
The pictures at dlisted make it look like she did.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/46434/images/spl409728_010.jpg
Seriously, that left eye used to be practically half closed in all her pictures.
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I don’t think hers was the kind of wonk eye you can fix. It didn’t look like strabismus, which you can get surgery for.
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WOW, he’s starting to look like Shane Warne. Not a compliment, pal. And she…just…ew. All of it, ew.
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The Jack/Elisa storyline was a huge dud on 30 Rock. I hope she does not return. If they want to bring back one of Jack’s exes, then Nancy (julianne moore) would be much more entertaining.
But I hope they don’t. Now that Liz is happily attached to Chris, the final episodes of the series should focus on what works the best: TGS and workplace happenings between Jack, Liz, Tracy and Jenna. Along the same lines, I hope they don’t make a big storyline out of Liz’s adoption. That’s a totally different show.
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God, I can’t stand Hayak, or her character. I hope she doesn’t come back.
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thats the kind of stomach that looks really pretty in a dress
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She’s an Aussie girl called Sharni from a soap called Home and Away.
And she’s pretty D List here too. But she was on H and A with Chris Hemsworth so points for that ; )
However, I’m pretty sure Lutz is a homosexual, so methinks she’s taken on a bearding gig…
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Thanks for the Keanu Reeves link. Was just thinking about him and wondering what he’s been up to!
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lmao. I can’t believe I flipped through the whole Gosselin photo set. And taking them to get ice cream? I thought she said her kids would ~*NEVER*~ eat take out.
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Kellan Lutz enjoys the company of Kellan Lutz’s beard. Kellen Lutz’s beard enjoys her gold snakskin pants. No one else enjoys Kellan Lutz’s beards’ pants. The End
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she looks like a wh-re, a trashy one. ridiculous, she’s red.
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“ooh links. I’ll just have a look… *clicks link and scrolls down”…OMG! WTH!
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Yeah, she looks like a try-hard, but it is funny that some people here are quick to call someone a whore and all.
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Are we sure she doesn’t have a penis?
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It might be just me, but he looks like he’s trying to turn into Eric Dane (Dr. McSteamy).
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That girl is just a mess. I wouldn’t know where to begin.
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Can we please please have another Lutzy post. PLLLLEEEEAAASSEE?
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I can’t believe no one’s mentioned the five-head.
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She’s got a nice big shiny forehead, terrible outfit though… for shame…
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That poor girl is starving to death.
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What the hell is up with the comb over hair do the Lutz is sporting?
And He’s completely gay. There was inside rumors on the Twilight sets that he’d smack Pattinson’s heiney.
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Monnie said it, her legs are shaped like a Wishbone LOLOLOL….yes, she’s apparently too thin, and the bow-legs do not help at all. Let’s hope she’s wearing tanner and has not had that much time under the sun or in a tanning booth. I’m not too fond of his suit detail either, ugg. Both look funny and fugly together.
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SOLID GOLD!
Filling up my life with music…
SOLID GOLD!
for anyone who remembers the mid 80s
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