Heidi and Spencer elope in Mexico; divorce watch begins

The most vomitrocious famewhores of their generation, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, have eloped in a private ceremony in Mexico. The vapid, bronzed duo who can make a photo opportunity out of just about anything made an exclusive deal with Us Weekly for their wedding photos. No word on whether the wedding was scripted by “The Hills” producers.

The Hills star wed her longtime beau, Spencer Pratt, in a secret ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico, on Nov. 20, Us Weekly reports in its newest issue. See exclusive photos wedding photos in Us Weekly’s new issue, on stands Wednesday.

“The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying,” Montag, 22, tells Us.

At the altar, Pratt, 25, told his bride: “Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.”

Someone who might not be so thrilled? Montag’s mother.

“I called her right before the ceremony, sort of hinted that something that happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up! I told her it might be something else, and she said, ‘Well, if you ever plan on getting married just know that your stepdad is really upset that you want your father to walk you down the aisle,’” Montag tells Us.

“She was starting so much drama, it kind of pushed me toward wanting to get married without that,” she adds. “I don’t know when I’ll tell her.”

[From Us Weekly]

Dear God- please don’t let them breed. Every time I start to think that this pair of idiots’ fifteen minutes is up, they find some way to get back in the headlines. And that’s exactly what this wedding is about. I predict the following: Heidi and Spencer will leave “The Hills” and get their own reality show, a new, even more obnoxious version of “Newlyweds.” The show will inexplicably get killer ratings, and then the couple will break up, only to appear on “Divorce Court.” Heidi will then either become a porn star or will hand out cheese samples in front of the Hickory Farms kiosk at her local mall. Spencer will be killed in a freak tanning bed accident.

Heidi and Spencer are shown at the Autism Speaks 6th Annual Acts of Love Benefit on Nov. 11. Photo credits: WENN.

 

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  1. Mairead says:

    Meh – they only “eloped” because they couldn’t pay enough extras to pretend to be in a real fake wedding. :roll:

    … and yet gays can’t get married in most places…

  2. aleach says:

    ughhh lets see how long it takes them to announce shes pregnant.

  3. SeVen says:

    4 days till shes “pregnant” … O.o 4 days!

  4. xiaoecho says:

    Oh my God they’re going to reproduce

    Nooooooo!!!

  5. Cowbell says:

    Okay, in Mexico? No mention of whether or not they made it legal with a civil ceremony before they did this ridiculous stunt.
    These two are so boring. I get friggin mad everytime I see their faces on mags. Why are they famous????

  6. morgs says:

    FFS! What the hell is wrong with these young girls? My friend just pulled this kind of shit and got married too. You don’t get married to say “F*ck You” to someone. Grow up! And I understand where her mom is coming from, my friend called to tell me her “happy” news and before she dropped the bomb I was jumping up and down b/c I thought they’d broken up. And that quote from Heidi is super Klassy “I don’t know when I’ll tell her..” in a magazine. Stupid stupid twats.

  7. Baholicious says:

    Barbie and Ken are probably already pregnant, hence the elopement. They don’t have time to plan a big wedding before she starts to show. Cuz, you know, Christians don’t have premarital sex. Or don’t like being found out they’ve been knocking boots without the benefit of matrimony.

  8. Lore says:

    If I had said my vows with Soulless Spencer Pratt I’d be in tears too, until the divorce was final. How stupid is she?

  9. what is ever. says:

    Hey, It seemed like these two fart faces got banned from CB, what happened?

    Personally, I liked it better when these two weren’t around, let’s bring those times back.

  10. prissa says:

    She actually may be preggers. I saw the wedding pic and her belly & upper arms looked big. Her face did too, but that’s normal.

  11. A.J. says:

    In other news, Pepto Bismal’s sales have gone up.

  12. Mairead says:

    Nah – the only boots that will be knocking in any pregnancy out of this pair are Heidi’s as she does the Turkey-Baster Boogie.

  13. SeVen says:

    Maybe its all fake and for the sake of the The Hills…. I honestly dont see why anyone would do the sexy time with Spencer. Heidi isnt bad looking from the neck down, but hes gross.

  14. Syko says:

    please don’t let them breed please don’t let them breed please don’t let them breed please don’t let them breed please don’t let them breed please don’t let them breed please don’t let them breed please don’t let them breed please don’t let them breed please don’t let them breed please don’t let them breed please don’t let them breed please don’t let them breed please don’t let them breed

  15. Tanille says:

    On Much Music(Canadian station) they said that they couldn’t actually have eloped b.c in Mexico you have to be there for a few days and that you cant just do it on the spur of the moment, supposedly you even have to take a blood test?(i guess to see if their drunk haha) . So even if they say it wasn’t planned, it had to be. But i could be wrong, either way i was HORRIFIED when i heard that. I like Heidi on her own but Spencer, ugh! He was also the one who caused all the drama on Princes of Malibu with the Jenners and David Foster , before The Hills was even around

  16. CC says:

    Can we put a ban on Speidi like we once did Britney, fire crotch, and Paris

  17. jen says:

    Didn’t know where to leave this comment… But check out the Fergie video on TMZ. Can I be first to call bump watch?!?! Doesn’t look like weight gain for a movie to me.

  18. Cinderella says:

    I hope she gets as big as a house.

  19. Aspen says:

    Does ANYONE like these people? I still think she’s pretty to look at (I know many of you vehemently disagree), but seriously–why are they famous again?

  20. Cletus says:

    These two sorry sacks-of-assholes are going to be married forever and make a whole new crop of asshole-sacks because there is no justice in this world. People like this always seem to weasel out of whatever karma they’ve got coming. I hope they get reincarnated as tapeworms. (I know, not much of a stretch from their current lives, but maybe as intestinal parasites they won’t make it into the news.)

  21. Rio says:

    Um…is it just me, or does the header picture look like they’re missing each other’s lips by a good two inches? I’d drunkenly made out with more finesse than that.

  22. mojoman says:

    cletus: LOL tapeworms! Damn you, you made me throw away my fried noodle!! :mrgreen:

  23. Christina X says:

    I call shotgun wedding.

    I can picture “speidi” as being one of those couples who keep divorcing and remarrying each other their whole lives.

  24. Celebitchy says:

    we did ban these two for quite a few weeks and we made a pact not to cover them. We didn’t even mention it because it would have given them more publicity. They pulled this stunt right when their birthday candles of fame were about to die out. Heidi looked pregnant to me a while ago as we mentioned at the time. If she’s pregnant well cover it but well avoid most stories until she has the baby. (sorry this is poorly worded, I’m on the iPod)

  25. cass says:

    “the minute we said our vows I couldn’t stop crying”

    I know, Heidi, I know. If I’d just entered into holy matrimony with Spencer I wouldn’t be able to stop crying, either.

    Or vomiting.

  26. Shane says:

    That is the strangest kiss I’ve ever seen. It does scream “gay” from him. but maybe he’s just uptight.

  27. Kim says:

    I wish they would just disappear. Do they ever read blogs to see how disliked they are?

  28. geronimo says:

    Oh well. At least the vileness is now contained. Rejoice. The rest of the world is safe from Heidi/Spencer contamination.

  29. 88modesty88 says:

    But aren’t they fake? :roll:

    Next you’re going to tell me Santa Claus ran off with the Tooth Fairy

  30. Caz says:

    I bet they don’t realise that there is a requirement under Mexican law that if they wish to divorce, they have to be resident in the country for 6 months before it can take effect.

    FN TOOLS!

    Note to all – research the country’s divorce laws before you decide to elope

  31. vdantev says:

    The thought of them breeding makes the Darwin in me quiver.

  32. Mia says:

    I say she announces she is pregnant in a few weeks too. She looks pregnant in that grey outfit and in the elopement pictures she is wearing the big moo-moo dress (so not her) and there are no shots of her below the waist, it’s always covered up.

  33. Penni says:

    Come on she is sooo pregnant, needs something to grab the medias attention.

  34. kate says:

    the top photo made me laugh for about 5 minutes. thanks, gay spencer and his bimbo beard!

  35. Matrimonial says:

    May be she is pregnant..great article..

  36. Matrimony says:

    People like this always seem to weasel out of whatever karma they’ve got coming.

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