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I have to admit, I’ve never really been into the Hemsworth boys. I like beefcake, don’t get me wrong, but I need beefcake-plus to get me hot. Like, beefcake-plus-funny, or beefcake-plus-talent. And I’ve just never seen much of the “plus” from the Hemsworth boys. But I’m still open to them, and I’ll keep watching. Chris Hemsworth is profiled in the new issue of GQ (the one with Kate Upton’s rack), and it’s basically like “p0rn for women” if you get off on tight denim and giant, muscular arms. Which, admittedly, is pretty hot. Go here to see GQ’s slideshow (trust me, it’s worth it), and here are some highlights from the short piece:
Chris Hemsworth on his physical appearance helping his career: “[My body image has] helped me get a job, sure. But you hope it’s not the only thing that helped.”
On his Huntsman character: “A lost soul and a drunk.”
Before shooting his “drunk” scenes in SWATH, he would twirl: “It really shakes everything up, and you feel a bit more alive,” he says. “I actually started spinning in circles before the scenes where I didn’t need to be drunk.”
He’s witnessed stranger rituals: “I worked with a guy once who would chant, I’m beautiful and I have a secret, I’m beautiful and I have a secret.”
Yeah, he’s not going to light the world on fire with his superior conversation skills. But he seems like a decent enough dude, and… THOSE ARMS. I could write poetry about his arms. I have to ignore the caveman face (yeah, I said it) and just focus on his body.
I’m also including some photos of Chris with his two girls, Elsa Pataky and daughter India Rose.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Paola Kudacki / GQ.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Chris Hemsworth, Hot guys
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Take the Bud out of his hand and I totally would. And yes – those ARMS. Mmmmm.
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The most beautiful man….speechless
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Yeah, I would hit that! Wow!
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I’m sorry but I can’t unsee this: He looks just like a young, muscular George W. Bush to me, especially in that second picture. LOL. Ergo, not hot imo.
And is he holding a baby or a loaf of bread? Can’t tell – his arms are so big, the bundle looks like a large sandwich.
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Now I can’t unsee that.
Never found him that attractive anyways. I like tall lanky men, they’re just sexier for not trying so hard.
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Hahahaha OMG
I knew there was something about his face that was bothering me… and that’s it.
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I agree yuya. Humility yet with confidence is VERY sexy.
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OMG he is “W” for sure, now I’m nauseous
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OMG, that’s funny. I can’t unsee it either!
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OMG He does! Excellent observation.
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Forget GWB, I actually thought he looked like the daughter, JENNA? It gave me the creeps. LOL
His BODY is amazing though. But the poor face..
His conversation skills is the equivalent of DAVID BECKHAM’S Squeaky Feminine Voice.. LOL
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I have no idea who he is but YES! This guy is STUPID hot.
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He is indeed stupid hot. I’ve seen him in a couple of interviews now and he’s seems like a chatty jolly fellow to have around. Elsa is a lucky lady!
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He’s Thor!! Haven’t you seen the Avengers? Go watch it, now!
He’s so handsome, and tall, and charming and everything… *.*
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Oh I DID see the Avengers! How embarassing..did not realize it was the same guy. Yes he’s very do-able indeed
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LOL! You were scaring me! At this point I can’t imagine a world where someone didn’t watch that movie! xD (It’s so awesome!! \o/)
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“Everything” is right! SWOON
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If i was thrown Thor, I’d throw him back and ask for Loki
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Meh. I prefer Chris Evans beefcake……. Gonorrhea and all.
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What about Liam? I think he’s hotter than his brother here.
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See I don’t get a beefcake vibe from his brother Liam. In spite of his being engaged to Miley Cyrus, Liam always struck me as very smart and more intellectual than his brother. Just my opinion though.
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um . . . say what? seriously gonorrhea?
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A gossip website posted that they had info from very reliable sources that Evans had Gonorrhea. No allegedly, no nothing. They straight up said he had it. They took it down hours later after the website (and every other gossip website) were sent some serious letters from his lawyers.
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oh i think we got graced by a visit of chris’ pr dude during the last discussion – he registered under the name of beeb or smth. he seemed very stressed out about this gossip;) he went into all these logistics as to how chris was at prague and how he usually gets antibiotics from his father the dentist, etc (the gossip was based on an allegation that chris got a recipe for antibiotics that treat that gonorrhea thing…)
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Can we just not talk about Chris and his Birthday STD? I feel like maybe if we stop then I’ll forget and we can go back to how things used to be. Right now, the wound is just too fresh..
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OMG Kit…funny!!!!
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Agreed Kitten. I don’t like “road blocks” messing up my sexy time fantasies
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I agree. Some azithromycin and we’re good to go.
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I still prefer Harrison Ford in his younger days (as Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Linus Larrabee, etc) more than any actor today. I just couldn’t find someone else with his charm in the movies. -_-
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YES. YES!!!
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I would SO TOTALLY hit that! Dayum! But I srsly hope that his coworker who’s “beautiful with a secret” isn’t Tom Hiddleston. That would just destroy my Hiddles love!
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Nah! Tom and Chris have a real life bromance going on. And Tom wouldn’t say something stupid like that, and even IF he did, Chris wouldn’t be the one sharing that with the world. They’ll start filming Thor 2 soon, would make things awkward, no? Maybe it was Charlize??? Hahahaha, probably not. Probably someone from his Aussie soap opera days!
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I am blushing to admit this (and it takes alot to make me blush) but the answer is YES and yet he is the ultimate taboo for me at many levels.
He is obviously good looking and the bod is sooooo fit, but I see his pictures, or some of his TV interviews, and I think he has a whole lot more sexy going on then just the outside package that just draws me to him.
So again, if Chris wanted to share his Budweiser with me I’d be sipping quicker than a it takes to reach for the bottle opener!
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Knowing it’s a twist-off, by the time you came back, he’d be otherwise engaged. Mwahahahaha!
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“Only the greatest country in the world could turn underwear into the national uniform. Nothing says red-blooded American male like a T-shirt…”
That made me laugh. Especially when you read that that TShirt he is wearing is from Armani. Soooo American indeed.
Chris looks fine, didn’t know he was a dad. My best friend is going to be depressed about that.
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Daily, nightly, and ever so rightly.
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You are my new best friend
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YES, YES, YES a thousand times YES!!!!
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I have a blind spot regarding the Hemsworth boys for some reason. They seem so bland…not a lot of charm, charisma or substance, other than in Chris’s arms. Meh.
The “I’m beautiful and have a secret” thing is hysterical, however. I gotta believe it’s a woman…I can’t imagine a guy calling himself beautiful.
Also, is he really holding a baby? It looks so inert and small, like a loaf of bread.
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Not doing it for me either.
He and his brother have some kind of weird neanderthal look about them. Sorry! I also think Brad Pitt, at times, has sort of a monkey face.
It reminds me of the Jerry Seinfeld episode called “The Strike”: Jerry’s girlfriend, Gwen, looks either ugly or beautiful depending on what type of light she is in.
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The Playgirl pose with the Bud is a classic.
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He is overrated and overvalued. NEXT.
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He is good looking man. But all his shoots are looking the same. I think photographers have just one way to shoot him.
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Of course I’ll hit that. How hot. Strangely enough the younger brother does nothing for me.
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I guess I’m just way too picky. I don’t think either of the brothers are that good looking at all. You gotta have more than just big muscles imo.
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yep, any time..
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Unfortunate photo shoot.
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Someone should put a cone on him so he doesn’t chew off his bandages.
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Oh (SWOON) I love a man who drinks beer.. I love the smell of beer on a dirty, sweaty man… mamma like!
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Yuk he is ugly. Eww something about that face BARFP
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My SIL is SO in love with him. I gotta admit, I think he’s pretty damn hot too. I wouldn’t mind being picked up in those arms…..
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Oops BARF
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In just about every picture in that shoot he looks like he’s making thenoise Scooby-Doo makes when he’s confused. But yes, I’d still hit it.
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Ruh Roh! *giggles*
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Every which way YES! I adore him!
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Ugh…NO!!! He reminds me of Fabio and I sure don’t wanna hit that!
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Maybe- with a bag over his head.
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Lol yes.
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I don’t think he’s that hot. Those arms, though…
But I do love reading his interviews and seeing him on TV shows. He’s very funny and witty and he seems like a decent, stand-up guy, and to me that makes a man very attractive.
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My BABY!!!!
I’d hit that from the front, back, sideways, up, down, night and day!!!! UNF!!! Love that man!!!
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LOL
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No.
All this buffed beef. All this beef. All the spam. Meat. Meat counter.
All I want is a tomatoe.
A tomatoe like Bob Odenkirk…or something.
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That first photo is particularly yuck, but there is just something about a great big man holding a teeny-tiny baby that does it for me…
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Really? See, men holding babies makes me run screaming in the opposite direction. Men holding kittens on the other hand…
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They should have added him to the Magic Mike lineup. Im all for him playing Grey in 50 Shades.
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Emma – he would be perfect for that wouldn’t he?
and yeah I’d do him, no problem.
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Oh my god if that’s him holding his daughter then I’m dead, DONE.
A big muscly man holding an itty bitty baby gets me EVERYTIME.
Soooo cute! Ugh, I need a fan or some air-conditioning.
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He is witty, not talkative and seemingly unpretentious. That counts as a huge plus on my books. So, huge Yes! But every time I see his pictures, I feel sad about Heath, again and again. Do they resemble each other or is it just Australian thing?
Oh and I’d love to see his dynamic with other brothers. Do they bully baby Liam?
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I love “not talkative” as a plus on your list, nina. Just sit there and look pretty, dammnit!
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you got it, kitten! he is also allowed and encouraged to walk, bend and flex — just keep it quiet and don’t ruin the magic
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No heath was hot. This guy is just plain ugly.
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Holy crap, their bundled up baby looks super tiny in his hands! Though I do have to agree about the unfortunate photo shoot
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NO
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Oh ya I’d hit it and come back for seconds
(and thirds, fourths and on it goes until someone better comes along)
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Hell yes. He seems funny, stable and has a great smile.
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I’d hit it till it hurt.
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I think the media has led the public to express very low thoughts and opinions. The word Hot, Beefcake-y and questions “would you hit it,” in reference to a man who looks to be a very nice man who loves his family. Why do you continue to objectify both men and women with base animalistic thoughts and references. It would be very nice if we humans could regain our civility and ethics that we dropped sometime in the 90′s to wallow around in pens with the pigs.
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Seriously? I don’t mean to be rude but you’re preaching ethics on a gossip website?
Maybe you’re in the wrong place…
Also, are you saying that somewhere in the 1990s (or maybe you meant the 1890s?) women and men suddenly started objectifying each other? The eff????
You realize Playboy was founded in 1953 right?
Anyway, “would you hit it” is a perfectly valid question, especially in reference to a hot guy. Even though you may not admit it, I’m pretty sure that you too would indeed hit it.
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Exactly!
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Yes, because pre – “the 90s” we were all so ethical.
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DAYUM, boy!
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Would I hit it?? Yes. Everyday. Up and down the street. I would really like it if he could be dressed in his Thor get up, but if not I’ll stll take it. Yes please lol.
Also the pics with his girls are ADORABLE. I haven’t seen the babys face yet but I’m sure its just angelic. Elsa is stunning, and I think most of us can agree Chris is a fine specimen too.
Did someone say something about Liam being hotter? ICK lol. He isn’t bad but poor guys isn’t nearly to his brothers level. Plus he is marrying Miley Cyrus lol IDK how sound his mind is!
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Im willing to bet a dollar it was Hemsworth’s forearms were ‘shopped onto this pic of Rob Pattison to make him look more manly.
http://www.pajiba.com/image/Edward-and-Renesmee-twilight-series-5882992-497-329.jpg
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jeez, the pic is sorta scary -looks like they ‘shopped some tanned leg instead…
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@hatsumomo – OMG, that picture! Makes him look like Popeye!
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I wasn’t attracted to him until I saw him on Conan talking about his daughter. I kind of swooned. Nothing hotter than a man who is in love with his baby!
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Would I hit it? I’D DESTROY IT.
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He seems like a decent enough guy, although I don’t think he’s that talented. The worst thing I can say about him, is he had lousy taste in picking a wife.
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“I worked with a guy once who would chant, I’m beautiful and I have a secret, I’m beautiful and I have a secret.”
This ^^^ cracked me up. I wonder who that guy was?
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God, no. He looks exactly like my psycho ex. W similarities, big ol’ arms, weird snub nose…all of it.
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I’d hit it every day and twice on Sundays. He could hunt in my woods anytime.
I have had a thing for him for a loooong time now, since he was in Home and Away (rubbish Aussie soap that is shown over here in Ireland). That was my guilty pleasure for years. I stopped watching when he left, hahaha!!!
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Would I hit it?? THat headline is hilarious. That is not the question…the question is HOW MANY TIMES AND WAYS would I hit it. Lord…the man has sooo many different looks and it keeps his fans going. PLUS..he’s sooo humble and head over heels inlove with his two ladies in his life. ..and THAT is very very sexy;)
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Is no one remembering he is an Aussie? Add the Aussie accent and done! Hittable.
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The way he’s walking down the street holding his baby like a loaf of bread makes me nervous. Doesn’t seem very secure. What if he stumbles? I’m having anxiety just looking at him.
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“Would I hit it? ” Is the Pope catholic?
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WTF is his wife wearing!?!?!?!!
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You didn’t see a plus? Didn’t you see him on Conan? He was hilarious and goofy.
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God, no. Look up ‘neanderthal’ and there’s a picture of this mug along with his brother.
http://s.ngm.com/2008/10/neanderthals/img/neanderthal-615.jpg
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Hot if you like the doofus caveman look. It’s like they purposely made him look bad.
Now the one holding his daughter? Yum, yum. Does he have half of the baby tucked under his armpit?
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I had the pleasure of seeing him in person on Live with Kelly during the Snow White promo tour, shook his hand as he walked by. Looked into those baby blues and I was a convert. Not normally into beefcaake, either. He’s SOO tall and broad-shouldered, killed me. This interview with Kristen Stewart during their Australia bit is hilarious. Does an impression of his daughter trying to get out of her swaddles. Love Kristen’s giggle and how she joins in, too. She was great in all of these junket interviews:
http://crushable.com/other-stuff/chris-hemsworth-imitate-daughter-india-rose-hemsworth-video-886/
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those gq photos of him are awful, especially the first. His face is so bland.
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Admittedly, the first pic is a bit neanderthal… but he’s smokin’ hot! Looks a little like Colin Farrell. Now there’s a guy that can get my heart rate up!! Also, how cute are Chris and Elsa? They probably make GORGEOUS babies!!
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I just looked at all his pics and to me he looks a little heath ledger ish in the face
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I’ll take this delicious slab of beef over Fassdong any day.
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If he was not married…yes!
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Hemsworth is ugly!
these pictures solid Photoshop! His small eyes!
I do not like
it’s not sexy
Looks old and older than their age
FU
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