Jennifer Lopez’s glittery bodysuit on tour: unflattering and tacky?

Don’t even start with me! I love Jennifer Lopez’s curves. I think she has always had an amazing body, and she still has an amazing body. What I absolutely hate is how she clothes her curves. I consistently find her style so, so tacky. And her costume choices for her tour are no different. A glittery catsuit? RLY?!? Anyway, these are just a few photos of J.Lo on stage in Rio de Janeiro. It’s unflattering.

In other J.Lo news, did you hear the story about her toilet seat? I feel like we’ve covered this before, but no… I feel that way because every diva has a crazy tour rider these days. Anyway, J.Lo is apparently requiring her own special toilet seat on tour. Is that crazy? Or is it understandable? Because I can’t decide anymore.

Jennifer Lopez refuses to use any toilet unless it is fitted with her own special seat, according to reports. Apparently the star makes sure she always has access to her own potty cover to ensure a germ-free bathroom experience.

A source told The Sun newspaper: ”Jennifer is a clean-freak and doesn’t like putting her bum on any toilet unless it’s on her own custom-made seat. It’s a cover made to fit any loo.”

The actress and singer is well-known for wanting to protect her prize possession.

Jennifer’s ex-boyfriend Ben Affleck was rumoured to have purchased a gem-encrusted portable device for her to use while travelling the world. At the time of their dating, the actor allegedly paid $105,000 in 2003 for the gem-studded toilet seat, featuring rubies, sapphires, pearls and a diamond.

A source told The National Enquirer: ”The stones are set inside the plastic, so Jennifer’s behind won’t get scratched.”

He told a friend: ”Jennifer is my princess and she deserves only the best — even when it comes to toilets.” Designed by Ben himself, the report added that the stones were set inside the plastic, so Jennifer’s behind wouldn’t get scratched.

[Via Contact Music]

Yeah, so maybe I just wanted to talk about that rider rumor because of the old school Bennifer information. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn that Ben had gotten Jennifer a diamond-encrusted toilet seat. Do even remember what Bennifer 1.0 was like? I do. They were magical!!

Meanwhile, Jennifer has announced plans to release a “Greatest Hits” album. I saw you roll your eyes!! Seriously, she has hits. The album will be released next month. Go here to read more about it and her tour.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

 

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  1. DeltaJuliet says:

    Brit-Brit did it years ago and did it better.

  2. Suzy (from Ontario, Canada) says:

    Ugh…’nuff said.

  3. TheOriginalTiffany says:

    Didn’t Katy Perry just wear this?

    Horrible and NOT flattering.

  4. Zoid says:

    Why am I not surprised she has a gem-encrusted seat? In fact, I’m surprised more celebs DON’T. >.> But seriously, I feel for the poor b*stard that has to lug that thing around.

  5. Dawning Red says:

    Looking at the first picture, I thought she was suffering from some serious cramps!

  6. Shelly says:

    Britney did this bodysuit first and did it better. GAWD. Jennifer looks awful in it. She is too old for it, even with her amazing body. Hell, even Britney is too old for it now.

  7. HadlyB says:

    How can she she be a germ phobe when she dated puff daddy or whatever he calls himself now?

    Please, I don’t EVER want to remember Bennifer. EVER.

    The slicked back hair, the spray tan, the BRONZER on Ben. Poor Ben .. the zoot suits she made him wear .. Thank GOD he wised up before saying I do.

    And it makes me a little happy, that not getting Ben to the alter will always always bug JHO til her dying day. lol

    Whoever her derm or PS is though, great job he/she is leading her right she is aging great and not too cat like though at the beginning of Idol she had huge cheeks, glad they calmed down.

    • Kimlee says:

      He cheated on her so why would it bug her?

      Ben is a gambler and a cheater he no prize for anyone.

      • jk says:

        Yes he did hoping that5 she would break it off with him ninstead nof him dumping her and NOW he is happy with 3 kids with Jen Gardner. He wasn;t all that bad and he sure turned around when he gort rid of that thing with the big ass and not talent. She is no prize herself, one marriage after another, breaking up that last husband marriage when his wife was pregnant and she gloms onto these men and will not let go. When Ben was with her he went from a happy go lucky man to a man that had a leash attached to his throat, now she is out there making out with a KID ,laying on him in front of her kids and in public. She is DISGUSTING.

      • Kimlee says:

        @Jk

        Did you read your comment he wasn’t all that bad? He cheated on her so she would break up with him so he could look like the good guy Ben is a pussy and a douchebag he did the samething with Gwyneth Paltrow who he also cheated on all ways blaming his Ex and never taking any of the responsibility. If you don’t think he cheating on Jen also then you need to think agin, this man can’t keep it in his pants when things go wrong and loves to play the victim.

        Yes JLO hop’s from man to man and is a big attention whore diva but that still dosen’t make what Ben did right.

  8. paola says:

    Am i the only one here who thinks that JLo is a mediocre singer, mediocre dancer and mediocre actress? I really don’t see all the hype about her, yes she is pretty but also very ordinary. Any woman can be beautiful with a personal trainer 24/7, professional make up artist, real hair extensions, jewels, expensive clothes and 10 inches Loubutines heels.
    Plus she wears fur so i’ll never ever like her.

  9. Dredz says:

    She does seem to have an obsession of wearing bodysuit, which is a shame coz it only makes her butt look so huge

  10. Bonfire Beach says:

    The first picture and her legs reminds me of that video from the 80s band Escape Club for their song Wild, Wild West. Who remembers that one?

  11. lucy2 says:

    paola, I think you’re in the majority here. Though I think you’re even being generous with “mediocre”!

    She looks ridiculous in that. She’s a beautiful woman with a great figure, but she looks like an idiot here.

    Suddenly that story about the $160K for Kate Middleton’s yearly wardrobe doesn’t seem so bad when you hear JLO has a $100K toilet seat.

  12. G says:

    Tacky and unflattering….oh and the bodysuit is horrendous as well.

  13. sup says:

    ok i’m not saying she’s obese, but she needs to lose a bit more to carry that suit imo.

  14. marie says:

    not a fan of the bodysuit.. and question, its the same toilet seat she lugs from location to location right?Cause, the toilet seat would still gets germs right, from sitting atop all the different toilets? I mean damn, while you’re at it-just make them replace the whole toilet..

  15. the original bellaluna says:

    “?…unflattering” was my first thought on seeing that pic. LMAO @ “custom-made toilet seat” – yeah, she’s such a germ-aphobe that she’s had sex with Diddy.

    ICK!

  16. Fashion Spy says:

    Sigh … So over it (and those fug shoes).
    DEfinitely unflattering and tacky.
    Britney did it best … At least JLo looks better than Katy did.

    PS I saw more photos of Katy in her sparkly number and she looked super embarrassed and awkward … Shame.

  17. ZigZagZoey says:

    I have never understood why she thinks she looks good in these. It makes her look fat as hell imo…

  18. HappyJoyJoy says:

    She’s in her 40′s… I read a comment a few days ago about women not aging with dignity (in reference to Lady Of Old: Maddona) and I think the same thing can be starting to apply to J-Lo. Let go of your 30′s girl, learn to make your 40′s amazing.

    • MST says:

      I don’t think 42 is old, but she could wear something more age appropriate and still look sexy — perhaps a stretch satin halter jumpsuit with some bling? She should fire her stylist and hire MOI!

      • HappyJoyJoy says:

        I don’t think 42 is old at all, what I was referring to is dressing for your age. Even Britney Spears would look desperate trying to pull that outfit off at 31. Fire your stylist asap. Unless you want to look like a pathetic 40-something clinging on to her late 20′s. That ish is not cute.

  19. Kimlee says:

    I think the ass ugly shoe has to be the worst part of the horriable outfit. She needs to stop and get a stylist to choose better outfits for her.

  20. Alexa says:

    Hmmm…maybe someone laced my iced tea – I think she looks GREAT! And I love the clothes she wears on the red carpet, etc. She’s always smokin’ hot! She’s a singer and DANCER – so that’s why she’s got the Dance Outfit on. I don’t see the problem.

  21. RobN says:

    She is destined to end up in a Vegas show wearing recycled Bob Mackie designs and going from back-up dancer to back-up dancer in some sort of creepy ode to Sunset Boulevard.

    • Kim says:

      OMG! This comment made my day. Hilarious!

    • MST says:

      There are rumors that she is a follower of the Afro-Cuban religion Santeria, and sacrificed animals to the orishas, or gods, in order to achieve her fame. Of course she denies it and it sounds bizarre but you never know . . .

      • Emma says:

        I read something very similar. It doesn’t surprise me. Hollywood is all about mind control, occult rituals, and selling your soul to Satan for money and fame. There is a lot of information on this stuff on the Internet and the themes are often depicted in music videos, on-stage performances, and movies. Although, most people never see it and won’t believe it.

      • mary simon says:

        Her first ex-husband claimed that Jen was heavily involved with a witch during their marriage, and that to further her career, she and the witch would kill chickens and bathe in their blood. It’s interesting to note that Madonna is heavily involved in the occult and Katy Perry, Gaga, and Rihanna, all pay homage to Baphomet in their videos using various occult symbols and Masonic handsigns.

  22. Agnes says:

    she has a great body, but this is NOT flattering. and the cane and the shoes sure don’t help the situation. oh, jlo…

  23. Jaded says:

    And EWWWWW!!! I just noticed the dancer behind her – that is just the most unflatteringly gross pose, he looks like he’s about to…..never mind, I can’t even bring myself to type it.

  24. skuddles says:

    Nope, not a good look for JLO. It emphasizes her short, thick legs and thicker torso. She still has a good figure but she is getting older and a bit heavier – time to put the body suits away and wear something more flattering for her body type.

  25. Dredz says:

    Is it just me or is her looks nowadays is going backwards to the 80′s (i.e. Dynasty/Nolan Miller/Alexis Carrington style)???.

  26. Kim says:

    MY EYES! MY EYES!!! NOT a good look for her.

  27. Eleonor says:

    Encrusted diamond toilet seat.LOL!
    Beyoncè should take notes for BIC.

  28. Emma says:

    Talk about try-hard. She seems so desperate to me ever since her first outing in a cat suit on new year’s eve a couple of years ago. Her legs are too short for her body and chunky in my opinion. Ugh, I can’t stand her, although she has managed to stay looking very young. Desperate woman.

  29. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    If you are ever looking for the foil of Adele, think you just found her.

  30. Orange Cone says:

    I wonder what she thought when she looked at herself in the mirror w that “outfit”

  31. JHO says:

    A TACKY SUIT ON A TACKY HO!!!!

  32. julie says:

    she is a beautiful woman, but her body! They showed a pic of her in a bikini.. her butt is ALL dimples of cellulite.. ewwww

  33. Allie says:

    Britney didn’t do it first. Cher, Diana Ross, grace jones, and other artists Wore it first. Honestly how old are you guys????

  34. Meanchick says:

    I agree tnat JL has a great bod, but the whole “I need to be in a catsuit every ten seconds” is getting old. Hope she’s not letting lil Caspy design her costumes.

  35. hina says:

    I think J. Lo has gone mad, Britney looks sane next to her these days. J. Lo is definitely going through a crisis, she does not realise the world does not revolve around her and that dancer who could pass as her younger brother or son is just after money, fame and connections.

  36. A Girl Named Mikki says:

    Wow!! I guess I’m the only one on this board who actually thinks she looks AMAZING!! Go figure…

  37. Madpoe says:

    If it was to distract the audience from singing, perhaps the outfit works? J/K. But I agree with Allie that Cher, Diana Ross and Grace Jones and even Dale Bozzio (tho Lady Gaga seems to copying that one).

  38. Kosmos says:

    Everything about her does not appeal to me…she is always tacky, in my book. Do not like this woman, and to top it off, she has NO talent! She can dance, but she just can’t sing. She is over-rated and simply does not deserve the attention she gets.

  39. efwcheryl says:

    That is how I think of Jennifer Lopez always: unflattering and tacky

  40. RHONYC says:

    fellow CB-ers…can i get a witness?

    can Cher still get away with these antics?

    Y-E-S!

    but J-NOOOOOOOO!

    let the church say Amen.

    :-(