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Burlesque dancer and fashion icon Dita Von Teese is getting pulses racing in Germany with her new bondage-themed pictorial in Playboy. I’m not sure why she opted for the German version of the magazine. Maybe she’s too pale and not blond enough for American Playboy - or maybe it’s because she’s not 19 with a twin sister for Hef to shack up with. Anyway, the photos feature Dita with her hands tied wearing old-school garter belts and corsets.
We’ve got hold of three sizzling pics from the burlesque babe’s sexiest ever shoot.
With a carefully-placed pair of tied-up hands between her legs, Dita is back to her bondage best as she simulates a kinky phone conversation.
Presumably they’re not talking about the weather.
Elsewhere, the 36-year-old dons an intentionally ill-fitting corset as she lies seductively on a leather sofa with her boobs on full display.
Clearly Dita, 36, isn’t letting the onset of age slow her down – and, on this blistering form, why would she?
I have two words: Zow wee!
A few weeks ago we did a story on how Dita is still single and looking, and some people thought she’d look great on the arm of George Clooney. I have to say, that idea is growing on me.
Photos for the Playboy shoot by Don Flood. Additional photos of Dita with her clothes on, appearing at the San Francisco AmFAR Benefit Nov. 15. Photo credit: WENN.
Written by MSat
Posted in Dita Von Teese, Nude
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34 Responses to “Dita Von Teese posed for German Playboy (NSFW)”
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You ran a story right before Halloween that said Dita von Teese was going to go as a normal girl for Halloween. I’ve been waiting and waiting but I never saw any pictures. Any chance you have some hiding away that you want to share, MSat?
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She looks great from a distance. Up close, her face looks a bit trannyish.
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Love love love her. These are sexy, not trashy: like naked horse-faced twins that Hef’s now calling his girlfriends.
Looks like American playboy needs to take a cue from Germany.
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i almost bought the issue, but it was all wrapped in plastic and i could not see the pics. now that i know what´s inside, i am SO gonna buy it!
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She was in American Playboy.
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This shoot looks classier than anything that comes out of American Playboy.
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damn she’s hot…are her breasts real?
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She looks most beautiful on the cover though, wow. And no, her breasts aren’t real. I remember reading on CB here when she was still dating Manson that they weren’t. But her surgeon certainly knows how to make her look natural and perfect doesn’t s/he?
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She is fab! Again one of only a few celebs that will get me to buy (almost) any magazine. She’s always brutally honest about what it takes to look like she does (surgery, 90mins swimming every day and lots of smoke and mirrors), but still very entertaining interviews.
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she’s yummy
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I love her look, usually. These two pics inside? For Dita von Teese pics, they look incredibly cheap, especially the second one. I do like the cover though.
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She is stunningly beautiful and always perfectly put togther. I enjoy reading about her.
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I like the Betty Page hair on her. It makes me realize that she looks like a cross between the former and Marilyn Monroe. Nice pictchas.
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Not perfect boobs. Her naked boobs unsmooshed look a bit off. You can see the incisions around the nipples and they should’ve made the nips smaller. Just sayin. I’m tired of seeing everybody with the same cement scoop boobs, so not a fan.
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What? They don’t cut around the nipple unless you’re having a reduction. Implants are inserted via incisions made in the armpit or under the breast. Her tits look real to me and she looks gorgeous.
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Those boobs look real.
And only Bettie Page was Bettie Page, as good as Dita looks here.
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Actually, they do cut around the nipple for breast implants. It supposedly leaves minimal scarring. I saw some show awhile ago where they acutally removed the whole nipple then sewed it back on. Looks incredibly painful.
Here’s a link, hope it works.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1397869/breast_augmentation_surgery_nipple_incision/
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Who IS this person, other than Marilyn Manson’s ex?
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A fetish model and cabaret performer, Mimi.
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I had no idea they weren’t natural! They still have that soft bell shape to them that larger cup-size natural breasts have. Her surgeon is GOOD.
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This woman gets me going like no other.
I wish I could easily cross the line between classy and sexy like her.
That said, I think she needs just a tad bit more color to her.
I love her pale skin (unlike the orange color of other celebrities!!!) but she’s slightly lookin dead on the cover.
She is my inspiration for wearing sunscreen everyda. Even if I am half Mexican and born with a tan, I can always dream lol. -
The cover is beautiful. The pic with bangs sucks though.
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What a lovely woman. She sure knows how to put her assets to good use.
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freakin gorgeous!
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i herd that Jeremy Piven wanted to date her. perfect match IMO. sorry but Clooney is too good for any Manson reject.
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Okay, snark alert and helpful advice for wannabe’s:
Well, you all could be just like her if you coated yourself in white and red paint, lined and dyed everything else Clairol Blue-Black, wore batwing eyelashes and lived in a corset to reduce your waist like she has. Anybody can do this folks. Everybody I clubbed with in the 80s did this, as well as myself. But one warning - makes you look like a tranny vampire during the daytime when you go grocery shopping.And they’ve been doing the nipple insertion implants for ages. I have relatives that have had all three kinds - reduction, under-muscle implants, and nipple entry ones. They all look “off” and unnatural. Only difference with Dita, or Brenda or whatever her real name is, is her plastic surgeon just didn’t put EEE knockers in there, so yeah they are going to look better than Pam Anderson’s.
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Wow… love the cover pic, and like the 2 semi-nudes. Her skin looks like milk. Wish I knew who her surgeon was,for if I ever win the lottery. lol
@gg ~ most women have one breast larger than the other. I love that her surgeon kept them a tiny bit different.
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Her breasts aren’t real. The beauty mark isn’t either. She’s said this in a lot of interviews.
We love her anyway for her dedication to her craft/image.
I prefer her nude pics more on the arty side - the ones she did with Scarlett Johanssen were sun hot!
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Hey Jag, yes I’m a woman and I know this and have that too. I’m not talking about size, I’m talking about the “cross-eyed” effect where the nips are too close together.
Nonetheless, she looks very glamorous and pretty in these photos. I love the cover shot. Looks like Marlena D.
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The cover shot reminds me a bit of young Elizabeth Taylor. This woman deserves credit for taking her burlesque performance to an art form. Most fetish performance people have limited scope. This woman is famous all over the world to regular audiences. She is, apparently, quite professional in her conduct and, despite some of the poses, is never personally vulgar.
I think Marilyn Manson was a fool for ever treating her badly. She showed bad judgment for ever hooking up with him, but may have thought that he was like her, naughty on the outside, nice on the inside. It would be interesting to see her get together with George Clooney.
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Very well done.
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shes gorgeous, got it all lips, hips legs, she was Bound and i believe Gagged for this shot
Brian
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The fetish shots are totally fun. The bottom three a little too Kitty Carlisle Hart for me. That retro line is an easy one too cross.
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