‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Hot-Guy premiere: who would you rather?

Last night was the big New York (“Gotham”?) premiere of The Dark Knight Rises. Everybody was there! Except for Michael Caine… he was a no-show…? I can’t find photos of him in any case. But even Tom Hardy came in from the Mad Max set overseas. Let’s just start with Tom, shall we? Tom Hardy isn’t doing much for me in these photos, but I suspect that he’ll be doing more for you ladies who were pissed off with his burly, gnarly beard. He’s still got facial hair, but now he just looks… I don’t know. His styling isn’t doing much for me. Neither is the fact that his on-again fiancé Charlotte is all over him. Don’t get me wrong – I would still hit it. HARD. But I’m lighting a candle for his old gnarly beard, because I was pretty much the only one who loved it.

I know you bitches love some Cillian Murphy. Interesting factoid: WENN labeled him “Gillian Murphy”. Because why not? I think he pretty and talented, of course, but… he still seems like he might be kind of psycho. It’s the eyes.

Christian Bale does nothing for me, but he looks really nice these days. I mean, style-wise. His hair’s a good length, he looks well-fed and clean.

Morgan Freeman!

Joseph Gordon Levitt – I dislike his suit. And it looks like he’s wearing too much foundation. And he seems… I don’t know… beefy? It’s that movie he’s doing where he’s playing a bodybuilder. He’s bulked up and it doesn’t look good on him.

Gary Oldman is looking NICE. And he’s got a hot wife, so you know he knows what to do. I just re-watched Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy over the weekend – Oldman is the best!

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Erinn says:

    eyetdfghfkj. JGL! He’s so freaking adorable.

  2. brin says:

    Love Gary Oldman…he looks good!

  3. Sophie says:

    Gary Oldman’s wife is STUNNING. and he’s the best :)

    I also think that JGL doesn’t look good with the extra bulk. I like the suit though.

    And you’re not the only one Kaiser! I also loved Tom Hardy’s beard, The new one doesn’t look half as good ;P I’d still hit it though lol

  4. mia girl says:

    I’ll take a serving of Bale, with a side of Harding, hold the JGL (doesn’t look too fresh today). And for dessert, a generous portion of Oldman.

  5. Leaf says:

    I was re watching the previous Batman movies yesterday. I’m all ready for this movie. Christian Bale is so hot as Bruce Wayne. And then you see him in real life and he just an a-hole.

  6. Eve says:

    Cillian Murphy looks…tired.

    He’s the only one I’d hit it. Really, really, really, really, really HARD. That’s right: I’d take the risk of being stabbed mid-thrust.

    • Amelia says:

      Get in line, Eve, I’ve been queueing up since 28 Days Later. Who’d have thunk he was 36? He does look totally shattered though. He’s welcome to some r+r at the CB spa…
      As for the rest of them – Tom Hardy as an appetiser, with TTSS hair. Followed by a *very* generous portion of Bale (you just know he’d be an awesome shag) with a side of JGL (don’t like the bulk).
      Dessert will be le Murphy and Morgan Freeman as an after dinner mint – his voice could repair a broken heart like *that*
      And my choice of booze would be Gary Oldman’s Dracula and Michael Caine’s Alfie when he turns up.
      Now tell me that wouldn’t get a Michelin star or two ^^

      • Eve says:

        Don’t worry, I don’t mind being right behind you in that line — in that way, I can test the “psycho” theory and predict how things would go for myself :mrgreen: .

        P.S.: I’m just kidding, people. I’ve seen interviews with Murphy and he’s an absolutely lovely man.

      • Amelia says:

        You know it’s a good day when you’re assigned the position of guinea-pig sacrifice :)

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Hi Amelia and Eve :)
        I love Cillian but he is not doing it for me here. His eyes are beautiful though aren’t they?
        I think I prefer him with the really short hair.

        Tom Hardy: GET RID OF THE FACIAL HAIR. I am down on my knees, begging…ugh. I want to get tingles for him but I just can’t when he looks like this.

        JGL’s suit is terrible but it won’t really matter when it’s all crumpled up beside my bed.

        Even though I haven’t had the hots for Christian Bale in ages, I actually find him sexy here, maybe the sexiest of the bunch (I mean just based on these photos).

        Still, a yummy round of men.

    • Johanna says:

      I agree with your entire post. Love me some Cillian Murphy!

  7. Madpoe says:

    These photos sparks the dance of joy!
    Coffee all over the keyboard!
    Yeah I’m that lovin’ Cillian Murph beyotch!

    JGL’s suit would look better on Pee Wee Herman, but I love me some Joe!

    Oldman is golden!

    Had Fassy, Andrew Lincoln and Liam Neeson been in any of these pix I’d be typiing this the back of an ambulance. lol

  8. Chris: now with 10% less negativity says:

    I don’t do guys. But as an actor and as a person Bale. Always Bale. Although Joseph is starting to build up an impressive body of work too. i saw him in Hesher a couple of weeks ago and was blown away by the transformation.

  9. Sara says:

    JGL is a tool, at the comiccon he said pretty women can’t be funny. Idiot.

    I’ll take Tom and Gary. Both are hot and loved them in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, what a film.

    • Erinn says:

      Actually, he was talking about his co-star and JOKING “She’s funny…and let’s face it, most pretty girls aren’t funny”. That’s a big difference from “pretty girls CAN’T be funny”

      People get their panties in a bunch over everything these days.

      Adam Corolla on the other hand was interviewed saying:

      Interviewer: The lesson you learned from a sexual harassment seminar was “Don’t hire chicks.” Do you hate working with women?

      Adam: No. But they make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they’re always the least funny on the writing staff. The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”

      • Emily says:

        So it’s okay that JGL said something sexist because it’s not as sexist as it could have been?

      • Chordy says:

        That’s right, ladies, stop getting your panties in a bunch over the fact that social consciousness is so conditioned to degrade you at every turn that even forward thinking and sensitive people like JGL find themselves making problematic jokes at your expense.

        Also, if a dude is hot (like really hot) never ever EVER point it out when he phrases something in a problematic way, because pointing out sexism is like totally reverse sexist for dudes, and dudes should not have to suffer sexism.

  10. Chatcat says:

    Tom’s lips are too big
    Christian is way too intense
    Morgan is too opinionated
    Michael Caine (not pictured) is too geriatric
    JGL is too meh
    Gary it is for me! Yum on all levels.

    *Cillian is the runner up to Gary because his name is pronounced just like my fave beer … Killian’s!

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Chat-are you getting me back because of what I said about Bomer? You know how I love my Hardy! :)

      PS-Bomer is very sexy. I was just being protective of Fassy because well, you know, he’s Number 1.

      • Chatcat says:

        LOL…no Kitten I have thicker skin then that. And really I was having a hard time coming up with something for Tom so I picked on his lips…although those lips would be like a good paint…good coverage on the first coat huh?

        And I agree…Matt is my dark and handsome go to type but Fassy is my panty creamer! :)

    • Issa says:

      Michael Caine geriatric? He’s x2 the actor than his much younger counter parts. Why the he** is it bad to be older?

      • Chatcatty says:

        Issa…because the question was “who would you rather”. Since I can’t simply answer a question with one word (or at all without my hands actually) I elaborated on the why’s and why not’s of MY choices!

        I don’t have a problem with older…older is good for me when it’s like Gary, or Liam Neeson or Bono to name a few, but Mr. Caine is beyond MY “15 year age deviation in either direction standard” that I live by. :)

  11. Bad Irene says:

    Cillian, Gary and Christian for breakfast, lunch and dinner! Ah satisfying!

  12. Mia 4S says:

    Bale wins this round, Tom and Oldman tied in second. But let’s be honest I wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed.

    I hope Michael Caine is OK. He is older so I get nervous. He’s been at all the other promotions and apparently he is incredible in the movie. He deserves to take a bow so hopefully he will be at the next one.

  13. marie says:

    ha ha JGL looks like Pee Wee Herman on steriods in that suit..

    Cillian Murphy creeps me out, always has.. And I love Gary Oldman..

  14. RHONYC says:

    for my entree i’ll have the American Psycho with a side of Oldman please. :-D

  15. carrie says:

    every one except JGL (he doesn’t look good as buffy guy)
    Bale’s hairstyle mmm!
    Hardy’s lips mmmm!
    Cillian Murphy’s eyes mmmm!(i’m happy to see him at the premiere)

    for the note,Michael Caine doesn’t travel more because he’s too old (look all his recent movies were filmed in England)
    did anyone see Jonah Nolan,the brother ? good looking guy

  16. Glimmer Bunny says:

    FIRST OF ALL: I SAW THE MOVIE TODAY AND IT’S SO GOOD! BEST MOVIE I’VE SEEN IN YEARS. And oh my god I’d hit so many of them, but in this order:

    1. JGL, even bulked up he’s about the cutest guy I’ve seen and he was SO good in the movie.

    2. Christian Bale. He’s just incredibly attractive (his wife is really pretty too!)

    3. Tom Hardy. He just seems like he’d be REALLY good in bed!

    4. Gary Oldman. A little too old for me, but he’s Sirius Freakin’ Black so I can safely say I’d do him.

  17. carrie says:

    i love Gary Oldman without glasses but i dislike his voice (too tiny)in real

  18. Bored suburbanhousewife says:

    Oldman all the way.

    NB like Hardy cleanshaven. Looks faux backswood with all the face mange.

    Bale has the Crazy in him but he was such an adorable boy inEmpire of the Sun.

  19. Rux says:

    I love me some Bale seriously; he does it all for me. He’s my go to for those times in need.

  20. ella says:

    As the resident Hardy-loonie here I will just say this: the problem here is the hair. My grandpa wears his hair like that.

    I’d still hit it all day long, of course. But I’m hoping all of this is for Mad Max and after it stops filming he’ll shave and get a haircut.

    But Tom, since we know you’re reading this: you’re still the sexiest man in Hollywood, grandpa hair and all.

  21. Micki says:

    Bale and Oldman in any order 3 times a day.

  22. Sara says:

    JGL looks like 12, absolutely not attractive.

  23. Adrien says:

    There was a time I could tell Tom Hardy and Logan Marshall Green ( guy from Prometheus) apart, now I think they’re just one person. Seriously, they’re (or he’s) effing with us.

  24. christineosity says:

    Here’s my nerd coming out. Gotham is actually based on Chicago or New York at night. Superman’s Metropolis is New York during the day. Or the ritzy part.

  25. Cathy says:

    I would do Christan Bale or Gary Oldman, but the other ones don’t do a thing for me.

  26. Emily says:

    Gary Oldman, definitely. Ciarin Hinds, quite possibly. I used to love Morgan Freeman, but there’s that whole thing with his step- what is it, niece? That’s weird.

    The rest give off douche vibes. Especially JGL. I cannot stand that tool.

  27. lucy2 says:

    Bale and JGL. Though damn, Gary is looking good!

  28. Jenna says:

    JGL. Always JGL. And gosh do I HATE Hardy’s scruff. Bleh. And holy smokes, Oldman’s wife is a babe!

  29. Alex'sMommy says:

    Killian Murphy and Christian bale with a side of JGL. Oldman is too old for me but I appreciate him, as well as Morgan freeman. I am so looking forward to this movie!!!

  30. chicagogurl17 says:

    Tom Hardy with the beard and I’d hit is so many ways, I’d bring the house down and need an ice bath. Watched “This Means War” last night and dang is he perfect.

    JGL I adore. Bale I think has a dirty side I’d appreciate.

  31. Blondey says:

    Ugh! Ugh! and Fug! Well maybe Christian Bale. Not a sexy group of of guys at all.. Tom Hardy is the male Olivia Munn IMHO.

  32. Stacie says:

    I so can’t LOVE Cillian and Tom enough . Thank you so much for posting these lovely photos . I would do them both in a second . Love them !!! :)

  33. Lindy says:

    Cillian Murphy (psycho eyes and all) and Gary Oldman for me, thank you very much. Tom Hardy has never done a thing for me–I think he has kind of a doofy look when he smiles. And Christian Bale is hot, but knowing that he’s an unhinged rage monster is a lust-killer for me. And I do not get Joseph Gordon Leavitt. He does nothing for me, and kind of looks like a tool here. Morgan Freeman is aging well, too. Huh. I guess I like older dudes!

  34. I Choose Me says:

    Cillian, JGL, Christian, Gary, Tom. I feel like Christmas came early. Sigh.

  35. Happy21 says:

    Christian Bale all day and all night.

    JGL on the weekends :)

    None of the others really appeal to me.

  36. Yummo says:

    Hardy all day and night – SOOOO YUMMY!

  37. Becks says:

    Bale sets my loins on fire!

  38. Dani says:

    Tom’s fiance has a lazy eye, or two? or maybe it’s the angle idk but it’s freaking me out. He should either have a grizzly beard or no beard at all.

  39. Cheshire says:

    Michael Caine took a tumble over a POTHOLE (shame on you NYC) and needed stitches earlier this week- he was in town for the premier but I guess wasn’t quite feeling up to it. Speedy recovery, old chap!

  40. iseepinkelefants says:

    Meh to Tom Hardy. On a recent Cumberbatch-movie fest I wasn’t very “impressed”. Not a size queen or anything just meh to that. And It’s already been proven that the way he looked in Rocknrolla was a fluke (take a bath!).

    His homewrecking fiancee kind of reminds me of Channing Tatum’s wife (“actresses” that ride coattails). Just not likeable.

    Cillian has such beautiful eyes but it’s not enough.

    I’ve been in love with Bale since I was 8 (saw him in Little Women) so I still would. Even if he’s an asshole (hate myself for that).

    Morgan Freeman looks off.

    And Gary Oldman, YES, YES, YES. Then, now, and forever. He looks younger here than he did in Tinker.

  41. marisa says:

    My Hit-It list: Tom Hardy, Christian Bale.
    I thought that JoGo Levitt was cute, until he made that cute little comment about “most pretty girls aren’t funny” (I’m paraphrasing). Well, he hasn’t met me…and his suit is ill-fitting :)

  42. Steph says:

    Tom Hardy can get it anytime, anywhere, anyhow. Cillian Murphy is one of the creepiest looking people on the planet. Last, why is the make up on the men SO obvious in these photos?

  43. A says:

    Tom hardy does NOTHING and I mean NOTHING for me….like literally, nothing…not even a little…I think it’s because he looks like an a*sh*le.
    Christian Bale, god I love that man so much. He does it ALL and then some.
    Cillian….Oh Cillian….He is just perfect but I have a thing for hot-creepy men who look like they want to do me and kill me at the same time.
    Gary Oldman like 20 years ago – Yes! I would. Again and again…

  44. Issa says:

    Hardy is a beautiful & hittable man. An amazing actor!

  45. Brittany says:

    Gary Oldman and Drew Barrymore age like fine wine.

  46. ZenB!tch says:

    Tom Hardy is bi – or was at some point. For me that is a total turn off. The beard is better but the slicked back hair is also a turn off. He also has a Christian Grey vibe in those photos. Kind of creepy. Not Cillian level creepy but creepy nonetheless.

    I say none of the above. When I think Gary Oldman is the most attractive something is seriously wrong. The second most attractive would be the not pictured Christopher Nolan… yes that is how unattractive I find these guys. The not pictured Michael Caine would be 3 and Morgan Freeman 4. Seriously – not my type here.

    I’m only in this for the movie. I love Batman (when it’s not Clooney – not even I liked that).

  47. b says:

    Too hard. I’ll go with Cillian Murphy b/c he looks the best right now. If Christian Bale had no facial hair and if Gary Oldman were 20 years younger, then I’d have to flip a coin… a three-sided coin…

  48. MsJAPrufrock says:

    All beautiful, talented actor. Bale looks great and happy. Ditto for Oldman, whose wife is gorgeous.

    Tom Hardy is fire to me. I like it that his girlfriend looks like a nice girl.

  49. Otterette says:

    Can someone PLEASE explain to me what that freaking thing is on Bale’s nose, and why is it still there??? (as in, not removed yet) Can you sometimes not remove those things for medical reasons? Is that why SJP had that god-awful chin thing in the last few seasons of SATC?