Kim Kardashian wants Kanye’s baby via surrogate so she doesn’t ruin her figure

I keep saying that I’m waiting for/expecting Kim Kardashian to get pregnant with Kanye West’s baby. It just feels… right, doesn’t it? Like it’s the next logical step in the famewhore game: get pregnant and reap the rewards, let the pregnancy publicity blitz wash over you like a steady stream of… nevermind. Well, I forgot one thing: Kim Kardashian might be too much of a narcissist to get pregnant. And before you hit “publish” on your “I can’t believe you’re calling surrogacy narcissistic, you f^&#@” hissy fits, let me explain: The Enquirer claims Kim doesn’t want to have Kanye’s baby because she doesn’t want to ruin her figure. I have no problem with surrogacy in general or specifically to help couples with fertility problems. But going the surrogacy route JUST because you don’t want to ruin your figure? I’m sorry. Narcissistic. Of course, I don’t want to have a baby because I think I’d be a terrible mother and I want to projectile vom when I think about childbirth. So maybe I should just keep my mouth shut?

KIM KARDASHIAN has come up with the perfect plan to have a baby with KANYE WEST and still keep her massive assets – hire a surrogate to carry the child for her!

According to a close source, Kim, who’s been dating 35-year-old rapper Kanye since early April, would like to have a young woman in her mid to late 20s “with a calm, soothing demeanor, a lot of patience and a posi­tive outlook” to serve as a surrogate.

The curvy 31-year-old reality star would also prefer a woman who has siblings and is married with a happy home life, added the source.

In exchange for having for having the power couple’s baby, the surrogate could stand to collect a whopping $200,000 to cover medical bills, ex­penses and the surrogacy fee.

“As far as Kim’s concerned, this is the answer to her dreams,” divulged the source. “She desperately wants a baby with Kanye, but she doesn’t want to gain weight like her oldest sister Kourtney did!

“Kim actually said, ‘I won’t ruin my body by getting pregnant.’’’

“Kim doesn’t want to go through the pain and heartbreak that Khloe has endured,” said the source, referring to the two frustrating years that Kim’s younger sister has suffered in her still-fruitless attempt to have a baby with Lamar Odom. “While Kourtney has had no problems getting pregnant, Kim’s seen how miserable Khloe has been trying to conceive – and that’s the last thing she wants to go through.”

But the main reason Kim is opting for surrogacy is because she’s concerned about her weight.

“Kim loves food and packs on pounds easily,” explained the source. “She’s been on an organic diet and has been working closely with a trainer to trim down – and it shows…. Kim knows that if she gets pregnant, all that hard work goes down the drain and her famous butt with expand. She’d also have to take a break from modeling and advertising, which is where she makes most of her money.”

As for Kanye, he seems to be happy to let Kim handle the decision.

“He thinks she would look absolutely beautiful pregnant,” the source said. “But if Kim wants someone else to carry the baby – that’s cool with him too.”

[From The National Enquirer, print and online editions]

I can understand how Kim looks at what Khloe’s going through and thinks “Dear God, I wouldn’t be able to handle that.” But Kim doesn’t even know if she can conceive! It’s not like she’s trying – that we know of. She could be as fertile as Kourtney. And yes, I know this is the Enquirer, etc, etc, and maybe it’s not true. But doesn’t it sound so… Kardashian? It sounds Kardashian to me. I kind of think Kim doesn’t want to admit that she’s kind of ambivalent about pregnancy and babies too.

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  1. Sombrero says:

    So she’s learned something from Beyonce, eh ?

  2. beyonce's bump says:

    Well, color me narcissist then because one of the reasons I will have to think really hard about having a child is weight gain. I have the tendency to gain weight easily as well and I am very petite. When I quit smoking I gained like 15-20lbs and it has taken a LONG time and hard work to lose it.

    Yes, I am shallow I guess, but I really would like to enjoy how I feel in my fitter thinner body for a while before I have to carry a child. I still won’t go the surrogate route if I could have a baby though. Would just not want to have it NOW.

    • Holl says:

      Im scared of the massive stretch marks I’ll get because I already have a couple from 10-20 pound weight gains that I have lost. I have stretch mark prone skin and that worries me a lot too. Alas, I’m married to a guy who wants 4-5 kids so I already told him when the last one is out I’m doing a mommy tuck if I have to lol

      On topic, I don’t think Kanye is that stupid to be tied to her in that way forever.

      • Samigirl says:

        You’re preaching to the choir, sister! I gained 50 w my son and came out with a few little marks that faded quickly. I gained 13 with my daughter, and her little behind made mommy stretch mark city!! I don’t care for them, but what can ya do? It’s a good thing she’s cute ;-)

      • Scarlet Vixen says:

        @Holl: I was terrified of stretch marks, too! I used gallons of cocoa butter religiously multiple times a day–everyday. I still remember the exact moment I found my first stretch marks during my first pregnancy–I was SO traumatized! No matter how much weight I put on other parts of my body I always had a cute tummy, but alas, no more. But, my husband is like yours and wanted a bunch of kids (I’m currently preggo with #3 which I have informed him is my LAST) and he thinks my stretch marks are beautiful. I personally hate them with a passion, but he sees them as a reminder that I carried our children. I’m sure your husband will love your post-baby body no matter what. :-)

    • PrettyTarheel says:

      This is a legitimate concern. People will tell you, “Oh, eat right and excercise, and you will be fine.” But for people who already struggle with their weight, it isn’t always that simple. I gained with my pregnancy-not an unheard of amount, but more than recommended (50lbs on a tall frame). There were no health issues-my blood pressure stayed fantastic (115/70 the day I gave birth), I had no problems breathing, moving, and I was still active and wearing heels when I was at 39 weeks. I went over full term. None of that was the problem. It was trying to LOSE the baby weight that was a struggle. Breastfeeding did not help-just made me starving.
      I have taken off 37 lbs, and BabyT is 14 months old. I finally found a weight loss program that I love, which involves protein shakes. For someone who has trouble with food choices and works a crazy schedule, it’s awesome. So the point is-you have a right to be concerned, it does not make you a narcissist. But that doesn’t mean you should forego the opportunity to have a child. Just recognize that afterwards, you may have to work harder than some of your friends to get the weight to finally go away.
      Now I have to go drink a protein shake to keep my metabolism up so I can kiss the final 15 GOODBYE!

    • Deanna says:

      OMG same here!! I’m at the age and time in my life where I SHOULD be having kids (31, getting married in Sept.)and i’m scared to death to have one and get fat. I don’t ever tell anyone (Aside from blogs, lol) that is the reason i’m afraid. Most are afraid of the pain. Not me!! I don’t want the massive weight gain and stretch marks. Not to mention boobs down to the floor.
      ECH.

    • dagsohyoumeandogs says:

      I don’t think that’s unreasonable. Whenever I start worrying that this sort of thinking is shallow, I head over to shapeofamother.com and click through photos of what pregnancy does to most women’s bodies.

      Then I check to make sure my IUD is still in place.

  3. GiGi says:

    Lord help me for knowing this…. but I think Kim *did* say those words on an episode of the Kardashians, either to Khloe or Kourtney, in relation to their potential pregnancies. I believe this was an off handed, pre-Kanye remark.

    Now. All that being said, I totally believe she would do that… just following in Jay & Bey’s footsteps, right? ;)

  4. Liberty says:

    hahahhahhaa…..

    …and Bruce can raise it, so she doesn’t ruin work her “work” schedule either.

    Then again, maybe being stretched so far out the back means no room available in front?

  5. nettie says:

    At least she’s kinda admitting it. Bey didn’t. Great, I’ve just sorta defended a Kardashian. Has hell frozen over???

  6. luci says:

    Well I’m not one to ever side with Kim but at least she honest (cough cough) about the surrogate part unlike Bey’s who lied and covered up.

  7. I.want.shoes says:

    Kim looks like she is 9 months pregnant in the a$$.

  8. Riana says:

    Just like her buddy Beyonce!

  9. DanaG says:

    It depends on if Kim goes the Beyonce route and pretend she is preggers with an amazing disappearing belly. I can see Kim doing this but her figure isn’t that great and I thought she loved her curves? Won’t it look like she and Kanye have fertility issues and make Kanye look a little weak? For couples who need it great for woman who are too shallow to deal with a few extra pounds you probably aren’t ready for a baby because it isn’t just giving birth that can make you gain weight.

  10. blu- says:

    Sorry to break it to ya, Kim, but your figure isn’t as fantastic as you think. If she were actually fit to begin with, she would know she could probably get back into shape sooner after having a child anyway.

  11. Katttt says:

    Hmmmm, not sure about this one. I get she really loves herself but would she really give up all the attention being pregnant would bring her? Imagine the magazine covers! The exclusives! The weight loss deals after she has the baby! And she could just have surgery if it does ‘ruin her figure’, it’s not like she’s a stranger to the plastic surgeons office…

    • anjessa says:

      Which is why she will probably do it like Beyonce and pretend to be pregnant. I wonder why she worries about “gaining weight like Kourtney” though. We will see about how she bounces back after her second child, but Kourtney’s figure after baby no. 1 was way better than Kim’s ever was.

      • someone says:

        i saw pictures of kourtney in a flippin BIKINI when she gave birth and everything besides her belly (obviously) was still thin…her legs, arms, everything. she hardly even gained weight on her face…so i have no idea why she would be worried that she’d gain weight like kourtney. plus, kourtney is still thinner than kim while she’s pregnant…so

      • someone says:

        oops i meant while she was pregnant lol**

      • MW says:

        That’s the difference. Kim would not gain weight “like Kourtney”. Kim would gain weight like Kim. Typical Kim remark – putting her sister down to make herself feel superior. I can’t wait to see how they explain how Kim “accidentally” gets pregnant, yet they will be “over the moon” – while a surrogate actually carries it elsewhere. And then the body reveal 2 weeks after “birth”, with a belly flatter than a pancake. I still want to see Beyonce’s belly button, to see if it has that inevitable droop everyone has after a pregnancy.

  12. mayamae says:

    It will be the best 40 weeks of that baby’s life!

  13. Minty says:

    4 words sum up this bitch: Vain. Shallow. Materialistic. Dishonest.

    She should be infertile, if there’s any karma.

  14. Thea says:

    She wants to use a surrogate because honestly, she isnt sleeping with that man. She is his beard. PR BS.

  15. Katyusha says:

    Kim would blow up like a balloon if she got pregnant – she’s already…not a small girl.

    I’m willing to bet money!

  16. dorothy says:

    I guess she’s afraid all that weight will go to her butt. Oh wait! It’s already done that.

  17. M.GAYbender says:

    does she mean the weight of her ‘fake’ figure?
    IS she tryna tell me/ uss something now that she is in BEYONCE(‘s bump Ahaha)’inner’ cirkle?
    make my day KIMMY CakY.

  18. marie says:

    well yeah, cause plastic people can’t get pregnant..

  19. LMS says:

    Well, then, she’s an idiot. To use her own egg for surrogacy she would have a lot of hormone treatments, which would also cause weight gain.

  20. RHONYC says:

    in the 2nd pic, her face is the reason why undereye concealer is one of my must have ‘stranded-on-a-deserted-island’ items. *egads* :?

    • Cats says:

      Really? I was just thinking that without the mountains of crap on her face, and particularly without the spider-like false eyelashes, she looks quite pretty.
      That was painful to admit though!

      • dagsohyoumeandogs says:

        Agreed. I’ve always thought women with her sort of complexion often look better without under eye concealer. I saw a lot of women in the Middle East that had that same color cast around their eyes and I find it very pretty. It’s not the same as the dark, purple-y type of under eye circles that people get from being tired.

        She could still use some mascara.

  21. Tanya says:

    people may think I’m crazy, but I’m a big believer in the baby sensing and knowing, on a deep, soul level, of abandonment. The surrogate, who the baby will hear for all of those months, will be giving her away…this is traumatic for that little life and later, as an adult, can lead to possible emotional issues. I know that’s pretty deep and dark, but I have always thought that.

  22. DEB says:

    MOO. There is no way in hell that her ass is real. MOO.

  23. Kayla says:

    Are we really still on this Beyonce surrogacy thing? Really? Even tho after the pregnancy her belly has yet to be flat again and she has stretch marks on her thighs and cellulite as well, we’re still on the she got a surrogate to preserve her figure bullshit? Really? Kim & Kris need to stop releasing this irrelevant stories to the press nobody cares, they need to gl far far away!!

  24. Gabrielle says:

    I admit to actually watching and loving the show. I don’t think Kim really wants a baby at this point since she freaked out when Kris Humphries wanted to move his stuff into her place, after they were married.

    • pp says:

      yes true, but did you see the FAKE episode where she pretended she wanted to get off birth control and get pregnant literally one week after getting married? So fake, as we know she confessed to not wanting to marry Kris in the first place and only married him out of obligation to E Network. But I do think she will try and get pregnant when she realizes people find her and Kanye boring, she has to keep in the news some how, and a very long pregnancy will do the trick !

  25. lassie says:

    Oh for the love of pete! Buy a t shirt and wear it with jeans! That pinky nude taupe shirt in the first picture with the shoulder pads (!) and too long sleeves looks matronly and stupid. She looks like she shops for clothes at Joan Collins’ yard sales.

  26. Relli says:

    Forget a surrogate, she is way to selfish to have and raise a child. She is like the least nurturing person ever and oddly reminds me more and more of a girl i work with who always says the same thing about having kids. I think people like that should be more honest and just say, “I don’t want children.” There is absolutely nothing wrong with that statement, it certainly not for everyone.

    • Suzy (from Ontario, Canada) says:

      Relli – She does want children but she wants them like she wants a new accessory. There’s a lot of people like that. They like the idea/the image of them as a Mom and being able to dress up this baby like a doll and then hand it off to a nanny or whoever when they get bored or it starts bawling or whatever. I can so see that being Kim.

  27. Suzy (from Ontario, Canada) says:

    If that is true, it’s the ultimate in selfishness and narcissim imo.

  28. fabgrrl says:

    I feel that one reason a lot of regular women struggle with shedding pregnancy pounds is that they simply DO NOT have the time and resources to devote to professional exercise regimes and strict diets. I feel that if I had the money for a nanny, a trainer, a housekeeper, and a chef, and didn’t have to go to an eight hour job, five days a week, then I would have the time for intense daily workouts and the kind of healthy meals that take a while to make. Kim has all of this! So what is she worried about?

    • Tanya says:

      my job as a personal trainer has me observe and talk to people about this all the time. If one is disciplined, it takes NO money…and NO trainers…. the only thing required at times might be a babysitter or neighbour, but not for hours and hours. Less is more..it’s all about intensity…and a nourishing diet with lots of good fats and fresh foods. My friend Jamie had a baby 8 months ago and worked hard, ate good, and looks better than a fitness model, all on her own. However, discipline and due diligence is most of the battle I suppose… ;-)

      • PrettyTarheel says:

        Yep, takes no discipline or due diligence to manage a life, keep everyone fed, make a living, manage a team of people in four states…I’m practically Lindsay Lohan over here for needing help from a nutritionist and other professionals.
        Not everyone can easily lose the weight. If you have struggled with your weight, your metabolism, if you have been a yo-yo dieter your whole life, if you have an unhealthy, f*cked up relationship with food and if your body image is warped from a time before you even hit puberty…you’re probably lacking in discipline.

        Tanya-I understand what you said, but I think it was the last sentence that threw me. Just saying everyone is undiscplined because they don’t bounce back as easily as your examples is out of line. There is a lot that goes into a person’s weight loss/ fitness that has nothing to do with their body and everything to do with their mind. As a trainer, I would hope you are pushing beyond the “eat right, exercise” mindset to understand WHY your clients might not be able to just eat healthy fats and look like a fitness model. I hope you’re being at least a bit simplistic for the sake of the comment length, instead of truly thinking it’s just that simple.

      • Tanya says:

        sorry If I came across that way…. certainly NOT my intention. I guess I mean in ‘most’ cases, what it takes is a huge sense or organization and a strong discipline. I have helped hundreds over the years and overall, the main factor in lack of results is continued discipline day in and day out…consistency, once the honeymoon phase of a new, healthier plan commences. For ‘most’ people, losing and getting fit is doable…and quite quickly if their health is normal and there are not underlying factors in regards to thyroid, adrenals, etc…BUT, the problem is maintaining and following that path always…women and food..there are many issues here..addictive behaviours that are hard to break.

    • dagsohyoumeandogs says:

      Disagree on all points. People lose weight all the time on a budget and even without exercise . It’s not expensive or time consuming to eat less food or to eat a bag of carrot sticks instead of a bowl of Easy Mac. It’s understandably harder for “regular” non celebrity new mothers to make it to the gym to get super ripped but that doesn’t mean you can’t go for walks with a stroller or use a 15 minute workout video in your living room when the baby naps.

      But regardless, she’s probably worried about pregnancy wrecking her body, not just about getting fat. All the diet and exercise in the world won’t prevent the other potential effects of carrying a child- stretch marks, loose skin, wider ribcage, droopy boobs, damage to the lady bits, etc.

      • Tanya says:

        that’s exactly what my oginal post said…it takes discipline and due diligence, but totally can be done. My final point was the tricky part, I noticed, with all of my friends and clients over the years, was maintaining the lifestyle. it’s a journey for all.

  29. idk says:

    She’ll get “pregnant” ONLY when her fame starts to fade, this will be her attempt to stay in the spotlight once people really get bored of this family…just watch. I could see her and her mother lying to the public and telling them Kim has fertility issues and that’s why she used a surrogate when in reality it’s because of her “figure”. That’s how this family rolls.

  30. Krock says:

    Ruin her figure? LOL! I’m sorry but hahaha!!!

  31. Grace says:

    Let’s hope it doesn’t look like Kanye or we’ll have another Beyonce ugly-baby situation. A surrogate can provide only so much helpful genetic material. Kim can’t have a baby the regular way anyway or she’d,like Beyonce, be passing that kid all sorts of STD’s. She and Beyonce should really be best friends as opposed to frenemies. Both are obese, evil, greedy, and ugly on the inside.

  32. hayley says:

    her face has been looking really terrible lately. it’s not feminine at all anymore.

  33. G says:

    Bwahahahahaha…YEAH RIGHT! First of all she might use a surrogate because her and “gay fish” are not sexin. Second if this PR planted story is true she took it right out the script of her new bestie Bey Bey. Lastly 200K!!?? Not nearlly enough to physically harbor the nasty DNA of those two. She makes that just waking up. Try MILLIONS!

  34. D1 says:

    I’m baffled by people who simultaneously a) criticize Beyonce for supposedly not being honest about using a surrogate, and b)think poorly of women who use surrogates to protect their figures/careers and call them narcissistic & spoiled.

    It’s precisely these people that ensure that no famous woman would ever admit to using a surrogate for any reason other than fertility/health issues. Why invite all that holier-than-thou bitching from the public?

  35. LOTRdork says:

    Bitch please
    Your figure was ruined with all that plastic surgery

  36. me says:

    That pic with her getting a massage, poor Kim works so hard how deserving she is of that massage *sarcasm*

    Hey if someone wants a surrogate to carry their child (I’m guessing she’ll have a gestational surrogate as I’m sure she wants the baby to be biologically hers) then so what? If a woman chooses not to have kids they call her “selfish”, if she chooses to have someone carry the child for her (and the reason shouldn’t matter, health or otherwise) they call her selfish. I don’t like the Kardashians, so I don’t want to defend them, but when it comes to pregnancy, etc. some women (mostly the ones who have given birth already) seem to think they can tell other women what to do (in regards to childbirth, etc.). The main concern should be whether the child will be born into a loving and nurturing family, and in Kim’s case, I’m not sure. She seems way too into being “famous” to just spend her days at the park with a stroller.

  37. the original bellaluna says:

    Some of us called this a long time ago, even when she was with “Dur, basketball.”

    For all her talk of wanting “The Fairy Tale,” it is just that: TALK.

    She wants the fancy (paid for by E!) wedding; the lavish gifts; the attention (hello, famewhore!); and the babies (she THINKS – wait until/if they arrive) without any of the actual WORK of all the MEANINGFUL things (marriage, children, family) entails. (see also: Camille Donatacci, aka Grammer)

    Ho, sit down and STFU. For ALL of our sakes.

  38. jelly says:

    Nae shes would have a baby on her own so afterwards she could scoop up a million dollar weight watchers deal

  39. Brit says:

    The fact that this article is claiming Kim Kardashian has a “figure” is disgusting. Her face isn’t even appealing without a pound of makeup caked on it!

  40. Bread and Circuses says:

    Give how fast she jettisoned a marriage as soon as it turned hard, I’m horror-stricken at the thought of her having a baby, via surrogate or not.

    “Wait? They scream at night and puke on your designer dress? This isn’t the fairy tale I imagined! How much does it cost to ditch this thing?”

  41. hmmmm..... says:

    Is this bimbo trying to enact her own 21st century version of The Handmaid’s Tale? Or am I being too generous about her even understanding the literary reference?

  42. skuddles says:

    Well Kimbo does have a point there… if she were ever to get preggers that already freakishly huge booty of hers would surely grow to terrifying proportions – it would need its own zip code!

  43. I.want.shoes says:

    Someone should warn her that you can’t ditch your baby after 72 days because it isn’t the fairytale you thought it would be.

  44. Sara says:

    Being worried about weight gain doesn’t make you a narcissist. Unless you are one of the few women who only gain 15-20 pounds during pregnancy it totally ruins your body. My pregnancy was complicated and I could not exercise for medical reasons. Even if you only gain a little weight (unlike me) your abdominal muscles are still going to stretch out and give you ‘mummy tummy’ and your boobs will sag, also there are stretch marks, Linea Nigra, ect.

    I LOVE my daughter, don’t get me wrong, she was worth it all but sometimes I look in the mirror and mourn my body a little. My doctor has assured me that most of it will go back to normal (I’m an active person) but my boobs? Never going back to what they were before. Ever. That c-section scar isn’t pretty either. And it’s not like I was a super model before I got pregnant.

    Maybe it’s because I had a complicated/painful pregnancy but I don’t think society gives women enough credit for those LONG 9 months!

  45. Francesca says:

    OH YEAH, Like her ass isn’t enough of a tragedy on it’s own as it is?? I saw the silver ass pics in W and really I wish I could get the images out of my head. Unfortunately she seems to have an authentically enormous butt; what child in America needs that kind of burden?? Armenia maybe but here? no no no no

  46. Agnes says:

    to each is own. i don’t think she should have a child because she’s an awful attention whore of a human being, so maybe it’ll be better that she doesn’t. kids aren’t for everyone.

  47. faye says:

    Did anyone srsly think she would get preggers herself? She’d end up gaining 100 lbs like jessica simpson and then it would be game over for kim.

  48. Anon says:

    You mean she has to use a surrogate because he’s GAY, and they wouldn’t be able to conceive any other way.

  49. DANDILION says:

    Bey-bey maybe told her the secrets of a perfect motherhood.. heh.. Poor Kim, foot in mouth, rejection from their group again..

  50. kitty-bye says:

    You ever see the Funniest Home Videos where the men gag reflex when they have to change baby diapers lol. I know it is terrible but I think I have that. My step mom would have a cow if anything food, drink, dirt got on anything but her child could have chocolate face and boogie hands and drag it all over the place & I just wanted to hUrl!

  51. stinky says:

    ya, by all means, breed as fast as u kan.
    humanity is already outnumbered by brutes, so a few more from these people wont matter.

  52. palermo says:

    Can she get a divorce before she starts up with a baby?

  53. Shannon says:

    People really believe Beyonce didn’t carry her baby? That’s news to me…

  54. deehunny says:

    She looks very Octomom in that first picture when she’s getting that massage or whatever

  55. Pinky says:

    When you have ribs removed, it’s not safe to carry a baby. Most likely, it wont carry till term. The unprotected organs can’t handle it.

  56. Lway says:

    What figure? – She has an ass like the back of the Titanic – you won’t even see the bump in the front ….. please man, she needs to get over herself.

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