Michael Fassbender with short hair & a great suit in London: would you hit it?

SON OF A…!!!!! Yesterday, I saw that other sites had new Michael Fassbender photos, but I checked the photo ID and thought, “Damn, we don’t have access to them anyway.” But we had them the whole time!!!! So, you’re welcome. NEW FASSY!!! He shaved. He cut his hair. He’s wearing a really nice suit. He’s still a glorious ginger. And the Fassdong is present and accounted for, thank you very much. I guess we now know (for sure) that Fassy “dresses to the left” (his left). Not only is the Fassdong a southpaw (you know what I mean, LOL), but I’m pretty sure Fassy is going commando in these photos. Bless his heart. And L’Fassdong.

Anyway, Fassy is in London now – the suit and the haircut is for his role in The Counselor, which had a really fast preproduction, right? Fassy had been in Louisiana filming Twelve Years a Slave with Steve McQueen, and I’m guessing he started The Counselor just a short time after Slave wrapped. This is the Ridley Scott movie where Fassy plays a lawyer who gets in over his head about something something. Angelina Jolie was rumored to be involved – possibly playing Fassy’s character’s fiance, but the part ended up going to Cameron Diaz. Or something, there were a lot of rumors about this one, actually. One of the rumors ended up coming true – Brad Pitt took a small part in the film, making it Brad’s first film with Ridley Scott since Thelma & Louise. You know Brad and Fassy adore each other, right? Because they do. Fassy has talked a lot about Brad opening up some doors for him in Hollywood.

Anyway, back to the photos… Fassdong, ginger, etc. I do seem to prefer Fassy when he’s a bit more unkempt. I like him with some scruff, and when his hair is longer. He just looks… hotter when he looks more wild and untamed. Of course, I would still peel this suit off of him with my tongue. I’m not saying otherwise.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. tru tru says:

    ALL day everyday, yes lawd!!!

    you see that thang on his leg? yesyesyes

    boy, I’m feeling extra raunchy this am, CB brought it out, I’m going to make this my screen saver!

    I’ve broken out in a lite sweat, LOL

  2. Newtsgal says:

    But I know Kaiser would use up all his up & down and he would have to walk sideways for the rest of his life…lol!

  3. Chatcat says:

    Yes, yes, and more yes AND I shamefully admit that I’d pull a reverse KLewd to do it!

    Thanks Kaiser for looking out for many CB’s fantasy mental and physical health issues. :)

  4. Obvious says:

    God Kaiser, why do you ask questions you already no the answer too??? because damn! first Hot Prince Harry and now Fassbender….have any Cumberbatch hiding for us??? because that would be perfection and I could die happy.

  5. Brown says:

    He’s like a tripod……..

  6. Little Darling says:

    His smile could light my fire, while I lit his fire…crotch that is.

    Seriously though, tall drink of Orange Tang. YUMMY!

  7. Reece says:

    Nope not even in that suit.

  8. Christina says:

    The answer is always YES. Despite the fact they spray tanned his beautiful freckled milky skin, he still looks hot. I agree with Kaiser , I like him best when a little unkempt but, hell after I got done with him , unkempt he would be. Sigh…

  9. tanoodle says:

    Thank you Kaiser!! Your love for Fassbender actually brought me to this site. I had read somewhere on tumblr that one of the Celebitchy bloggers was obsessed with him, and I’ve been a reader ever since!

  10. Anna says:

    Meh… he still doesn’t do it for me.

  11. Charlotte says:

    That looks like some really caked on make-up

  12. T.C. says:

    Is the Pope Catholic? Hell yes. Sexy, sexy ginger candy.

    • Chatcat says:

      Well no body is REALLY perfect! lol

      Yes, well all that caffine and nicotine will do that you your choppers non? At least that is fixable and I’d have him get theeth whitening right after our first hookup and before the second. But there isn’t anything else I’d change about the man…did you see how he fit’s those pants! Mercy…

  13. Mia 4S says:

    …sorry what was the question again? ;-)

    Apparently they are pressing ahead with a Prometheus sequel, with Fassy and Noomi (Awesome!) and WITHOUT the same writer (Even more awesome!).

  14. irishserra says:

    Don’t hate me, but when I just glanced over the photo without reading the headline, I totally thought it was Dick Clark. Derp!

  15. Yellow says:

    I don’t find him attractive in the least. YAWN.

  16. Lori says:

    I don’t get it. I want to find him sexy(the giant dong is abviously a plus) but I still don’t? What’s the appeal?

  17. ugoob says:

    I will hit that with the fist of an angry god!

  18. lu says:

    Not with that ridiculous fake tan.

  19. The Original Denise says:

    I prefer him with longer hair, but he looks great. I think he should have dibs on James Bond after Craig’s run is over. He would be fab!

  20. ORLY says:

    Kaiser – You’re purposely tryna kills us. This is just not fair.

  21. Lori says:

    But he’s kinda neanderthal-ish….like he’s all out of portion of something? The big sloped forhead and hard jaw. And he seems like his legs aren’t long enough for his torso? I can totally picture him in a cave man pose. Not sexy

  22. Stacia says:

    Like him….but get that man some teeth whitener..stat!

  23. Gossip PHD says:

    He looks orange to me. Stay away from the self tanner.

  24. Memphis says:

    Uh…no. That creepy ass smile freaked me out.

  25. hoganbcmj says:

    He’s very attractive, very sexy indeed. Super talented and a great smile. But he still needs to whiten those yellow teeth. It’s become his thing now.

  26. Ginger says:

    That is all kinds of yum!!! Id hit as many times as I could!

  27. mewmow says:

    Didn’t they tell him to close his mouth while spray tanning? ;-)

  28. Blue says:

    Oh god yes!!!! Even though they made him orange and shave. I love him with the scruff and longer hair as well. *sigh* now I’m all tingly.

  29. Stacie says:

    Thanks for posting . Man I love him .You just made my day !

  30. Stacie says:

    Off subject … but I love Fassy’s hands.

  31. Ojulia says:

    I want to know how you unbutton a shirt with your tongue!! Is there nothing you can’t do?!

  32. Turtle Dove says:

    Ding, dong. Yes, yes, yes, he’s a fabulous actor. Delves into his roles, blah, blah… but judging the dong by these shots… yes, SO hard.

  33. mek821 says:

    Hit it? I’d break it off.

  34. Madpoe says:

    Pains me to say this, but no. I’m on a Fassy strike until he grows his dang hair back! :\ Whatever will I run my fingers through? :)

  35. Anoni Mus says:

    He’s too fake tanned, but yes, he’s looking delish in these pics. I’d hit it, for sure.

    You know, I just noticed that what I love about this man is his jawline of all things. Anyway, he cleans up niiiice.

  36. Cathy says:

    I much prefer him unkempt also. But he does clean up rather nicely. Hmmmm now I’ll have Fassy thoughts all evening at work….it’s gonna be a great evening.

  37. LittleDeadGirl says:

    Jesus he needs to wear some underwear. His crotch is sooo distracting at this point in time. All you can look at is the fassdong. This must be what men feel like when boobs are on display. Your eyes just go there!

  38. Bobby says:

    Orange skin, creepy smile and yellow teeth. No thanks!

  39. carrie says:

    his talent and his beautiful blue eyes make up for his big ears ,his begining of baldness,his fake tan and his shark smile

  40. Bellydancer says:

    Lawdy Lil Fassdong just be hanging every which a way (lol)

  41. Camille (The original) says:

    Would I hit it? That is a stupid question, of course I would! :D

  42. Viv says:

    it shouldn’t be legal to be this hot

  43. Ludakristen says:

    Yes, I would hit it. A million times yes.

    He doesn’t have great teeth, though.

  44. LucyOriginal says:

    1- “I guess we now know (for sure) that Fassy “dresses to the left” (his left).” There is nothing left to the imagination, he is definitely commando and yes, dressing to his left.

    2- I am afraid my answer is No, I would not hit it. Months ago, I would say yes…Things change, we don’t know when, but they change…

    3- This site is addictive. I am in the middle of a conference at Princeton and during the breaks I come to check my e-mails and, of course, celebitchy, ha!

  45. Kim says:

    Brad has the same tan.They both just finished filming 12 years a slave in Nola. DK IF They got fake tan for the Counselor. Brad’s cowboy attorney character looks shady.

  46. Carolyn says:

    Memo to all men…no man (not even the mighty Fassy) looks good with spray tan. No exceptions. I like his pale skin, his freckles, his eyes…and yes with longer hair.

  47. Kim says:

    Apparently movie takes place in El Paso, Tx I guess Ridley wanted them tanned.I wonder if Cameron Diaz has the same orange tan

  48. skuddles says:

    He has a very nice smile but I wish he’d whiten his teeth up a smidge…

  49. TeacherNan says:

    All you complainers can step to the side then. Less competition for me if my beloved hubby kicks the bucket. (Hubby knows of my crush- his is Penelope Cruz). I’ll take him any which way, but love him clean shaven and smiling his imperfect shit-eating shark grin with his crinkled eyes. He smiles like he means it.

  50. Nope says:

    ur posts on michael are really ANNOYING.

    Like, ok, we get it.

  51. Izzy4ya says:

    If he would just invest in some teeth whitener…put it as a rider in his next contract!

  52. Aubra says:

    You damn right I would hit it, slap it, slam dunk it…

  53. Chris: now with 10% less negativity says:

    Looks good with or without the scruff. Speaking of Fassbender, I must’ve dreamt about Shame last night, because I watched it a couple of weeks ago and was a bit underwhelmed by it. But I woke up this morning thinking about it and I finally got it.(spoilers ahead) The dude’s problem was that he’d lost contact with what was important in his life and as result found himself leading a meaningless existence chasing sensual/sexual stimulation. His first reminder about what he’d lost was when he heard his sister sing and was brought to tears. The second and more powerful reminder was when she attempted suicide. That was when the full weight of his grief and loss came crashing down on top of him. So it took me a while but I got there in end. :)

    I’ll have to watch it again with this new perspective.

  54. jaye says:

    I’d bang that like a drum. Like a DAMN DRUM!!

  55. Janet says:

    I totally do not get the appeal of this guy.

  56. Renee says:

    Who doesn’t like a little dong tease? Sexy, ginger shark with an amazing strut among other things! ;-P

  57. GoodCapon says:

    That’s a good suit *nods*

  58. spugzbunny says:

    teeth, tan? I actually can’t see them as I am distracted by the GIANT LADONG-A-SHLONG.

    Happy happy days right there in his pants.

  59. No says:

    No thanks. As if his awful teeth weren’t enough, now he’s orange too.

  60. sunshine says:

    Nope. I don’t see anything exceptional here. Spare me the comments about the dong, every man has one, and dangling dongs aren’t what gets me juiced up for a man. In fact, I find it a turnoff that he doesn’t have it in check, being all dressed up and all. Does he need a dresser to make sure everything is in place? It’d be a like a woman dressing up but her boobs being all out of whack and spoiling the effect.

  61. ILLNana says:

    is that man rocking bronzer on his cheeks? i agree, he has weird teeth. i don’t get it. he’s just, meh…

  62. hakisaki says:

    OMG! Azazeal without the eyeliner! I’ve just re-watched hex only for Fassy and his dong!