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Legendary douchbag useless partier Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis made a major fool out of himself last night. After partying at the Viper Room – and wearing quite the little outfit, no less – Davis left the club doing the usual paparazzi scamper. You know, something along the lines of “Go away, please leave me alone, I don’t want to talk… hey don’t leave me! What’s wrong with you? What if I make a scene, will you care now?” The guy should be pretty happy the paps even know who he is – though admittedly he’s never gotten a word of good press.
Last night won’t change that – Davis smashed into Pink’s car while backing out of his parking space. Even though he was going pretty slowly, there was a huge dent in the SUV.
Brandon Davis, allegedly drunk, walked out of a liquor store at 1am on Monday morning after a night of partying at the Viper Room. The Mercedes driving socialite backed into an BMW SUV belonging to Pink while trying to leave the parking lot. After a brief meeting with Pink, both parties drove off of the premises. I’m sure Brandon is glad no cops showed up.
[From Hollywood TV]
It’s hard to tell if Brandon was drunk or just tired. To his credit, at least he didn’t pull a Britney Spears: hitting a parked car in front of the paparazzi and then waltzing away. He went back inside the club and found Pink. It’s sort of sad when the best thing you can say about a person is “At least they’re not as bad as ____.”
Here’s video of the incident. I’m fairly certain the grease from Brandon’s hair somehow factored into the crash. Maybe some dripped onto the ground when he was walking to his car, making it impossible for him to brake.
Here’s Brandon Davis looking mournful outside Crown Lounge in Los Angeles on November 5th. Images thanks to WENN.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Brandon Davis, Car accidents, Nightclubs
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25 Responses to “Brandon Davis staggers out of liquor store and crashes into Pink’s car”
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Wish he’d bathe and use something to absorb the oil on his face!
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This dude makes Paris Hilton look like Rhodes Scholar. I tell you, when you are born rich, the chances of you being a usless asswipe are quite high.
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yeah, dude’s awfully shiny…
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I love that this guy is both an oil heir and extremely oily.
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I feel bad for his family.
He is the emitome of a spoiled child born into a wealthy family and turned into an arrogant bum. Not to mention the drinking/ drugs obvious problems.
Seriously, does he actually do something?
Did he get some sort of education? ever had a job? -
Don’t the paparazzi have some kind of moral obligation to try to stop or at least call in a drunk driver?? Or is there a bonus for first photos from the scene of an accident…?
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I am extremely skeezed out by him. Oh, I remember. That comment he supposedly made to Courtney Love about wanting to “squirt” her. bleah…k.
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I’m surprised she didn’t just lay the beat down on him. I would have.
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L.A. is chock full of gang members, except when they are needed to add some bleach to the human gene pool, like this fat walking scab.
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Wow he must be on some meth diet. He’s looking thinner than when he was on the cocaine diet. He’s still SO nasty. Not sure who would want THAT!
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This guy’s still alive?!?!?!? Man, I would have thought he’d jsut be a puddle by now. A big, fat, douchey puddle.
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Ron:
So true.
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that didnt look like a BMW suv he hit.
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“socialite”? I thought that was more of a feminine term…
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Why do we care about this douche again?
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Why is this even noteworthy?
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what a waste of sperm and egg….
I’ll bet he was a snapped condom.
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He ought to go into acting. He would make such an excellent Prince Regent (George IV), who had so many of the same nasty traits.
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Who is dumb enough to keep funding his lifestyle?
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This really epitomizes America doesn’t it? This good-for-nothing crashed his 100,000$ car into the 100,000$ car of a celeb he was partying with because his parents made him enough money to party with celebs. Illegal aliens merely purchase a camera, stand around, and document this non-news-event for some serious cash themselves. Then us hard-working, paycheck-to-paycheck survivors pay 4.50$ to dive into a magazine to escape our own miserable lives just long enough to hate ourselves for wanting to be these asshats on the other side of the picture.
I think it’s fairly summed up by the pap’s astute observation of, “Get pink! He make accident!”
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I agree with your sentiment Mollination, but don’t appreciate the generalization because this loser is an American.
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Its good that he went to find the owner of the other car. was the accident caused by impared vision of the lights of the cameras? Might be hard to drive under those conditions.
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Poor guy, Guess his parents have no time to show him the right path… So it is the duty of the public to teach him a lesson…..
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