Legendary douchbag useless partier Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis made a major fool out of himself last night. After partying at the Viper Room – and wearing quite the little outfit, no less – Davis left the club doing the usual paparazzi scamper. You know, something along the lines of “Go away, please leave me alone, I don’t want to talk… hey don’t leave me! What’s wrong with you? What if I make a scene, will you care now?” The guy should be pretty happy the paps even know who he is – though admittedly he’s never gotten a word of good press.

Last night won’t change that – Davis smashed into Pink’s car while backing out of his parking space. Even though he was going pretty slowly, there was a huge dent in the SUV.

Brandon Davis, allegedly drunk, walked out of a liquor store at 1am on Monday morning after a night of partying at the Viper Room. The Mercedes driving socialite backed into an BMW SUV belonging to Pink while trying to leave the parking lot. After a brief meeting with Pink, both parties drove off of the premises. I’m sure Brandon is glad no cops showed up.

[From Hollywood TV]

It’s hard to tell if Brandon was drunk or just tired. To his credit, at least he didn’t pull a Britney Spears: hitting a parked car in front of the paparazzi and then waltzing away. He went back inside the club and found Pink. It’s sort of sad when the best thing you can say about a person is “At least they’re not as bad as ____.”

Here’s video of the incident. I’m fairly certain the grease from Brandon’s hair somehow factored into the crash. Maybe some dripped onto the ground when he was walking to his car, making it impossible for him to brake.

Here’s Brandon Davis looking mournful outside Crown Lounge in Los Angeles on November 5th. Images thanks to WENN.