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Oooooooooh. New photos of Doutzen Kroes!! She’s in Miami with her husband Sunnery James – again. I’m not even sure Doutzen and Sunnery’s vacation ever ended. It seems like they’ve been there for months. And before everyone starts screaming “WHO?”, Doutzen is a big-time model. Most people know her from her Victoria’s Secret work (catalog, commercials and runway), but she’s also one of the top girls in the industry overall. And I love her. I think she’s got such a beautiful face, and her body is to die for… slender AND strong, muscular and athletic but still feminine and lithe. She’s got such a great, athletic figure that Victoria’s Secret feels the need to airbrush-out her stomach muscles.
So… I’m really just covering these new photos of Doutzen in a bikini because… well, we should do that more often. All of the sites operated by boys get to run endless amounts of celebrity bikini photos. Why can’t we do that too? Feminism! Or something. All I know is that when I saw Doutzen’s toned, lovely butt, I was filled with a weird combination of jealousy and lust.
A few months ago, Doutzen was talking about food, eating and whether she can partake in any of that because she’s a model. Doutzen admitted that she has a real problem with French fries (me too! We’re the same): “French fries. I really like the ones at Shake Shack. That’s the thing with french fries, and potato chips too. You have one, and you can’t stop. But I always try not to eat the whole bucket that they give you, because I think that’s the trick. Everything in moderation; you can’t force yourself to eat none of the good stuff. I wouldn’t be a happy person if I only ate salads. I love salads — but salads with fries.” But Doutzen also spoke realistically about keeping in shape: “I box, I jump rope, and I do lots of leg work, you know, to keep the butt up. So, it’s lots of things. I have an amazing trainer and I’m really fortunate to have that, you know? But it’s also my job. You can’t compare my life to somebody who goes to work everyday; I have to look this way.” Oh, Doutzen. You are one of my favorite girl-crushes.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Bikini, Body image, Doutzen Kroes
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I’m glad to see one VS model with healthy muscle tone. She’s pretty much perfect, that face! But I don’t like the proportion of her chest for some reason. Everything else is absolute perfection.
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I also think her face is gorgeous, she kind of reminds me of Grace Kelly, but I do not find her body perfect at all. Yes she has a nice butt. But if she looks frontal to you, there are no curves. Her body looks like a straight board, because she is too muscular. I love hourglass-shaped figures like Dita von Teeses.
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I’m sorry… she is not ‘too muscular’. Unless you are referring to her abs only, there isn’t much other obvious muscle on her to speak of. She has no definition in her arms or shoulders, and I see nothing in her legs when she walks (yes there is muscle, but she is not toned or athletic). She is just very very skinny with slight abs…. not much else for muscle that I can see.
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@Anon, totally agree. She is not toned; she is skinny. Her abs show because she has no fat on them. This is not a healthy body, in my opinion.
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I prefer softer, more feminine bodies as well, like ScarJo’s, but for a model this is pretty much as good as you can expect. The only “curves” the fashion industry accepts are the contours of the skeleton, with some flesh thrown over it.
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yeah, she’s very pretty, and in great shape (a great ass) but she has no boobies.
I wish this comment were true of me; I’d take no boobs for such a body, but I’m admittedly too lazy!
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I also love that she honestly says that the rest of us who are stuck sitting at a computer all day to pay the bills can’t be compared to a model, whose job and resources for looking awesome are so totally different. That honesty is so much nicer than the BS you usually get.
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That’s how I feel about the models and actresses who look picture perfect right after they have a baby: that’s their job.
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Yup.
I think she has the best body of the Victoria’s Secret models…most of the others are just thin – she looks toned and has a bit of an ass and breasts. And of course, she’s beautiful.
By the way, her man is pretty hot!
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Me too. It’s nice to see someone honest about it for a change.
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It was refreshing honesty.
I’d love to be tanned and spend my time keeping my butt in the same place it was when I was a teenager, but I spend 12 hour days in a windowless lab. No hope.
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Alrighty then. I still only see her on this site though. And yes she has a good body, especially compared to other VS models, but a body to die for? Meh. Different strokes…
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She’s gorgeous. Wasn’t she in the remake of Thomas Crowne affair as well? She was luminiscent in that. I had to google him and I guess he’s a DJ or a musician? He’s very debonnaire in their wedding photos. Must. See. The Baby.
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Nope, the woman you’re thinking of is Esther Canadas (sp?). Both very pretty ladies, and I like her realistic comments.
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My goodness they would make beautiful babies. I am so envious of her ass.
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They did! a beautiful boy
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poor thing. i bet she wishes she had the awesome, gorgeous flab on her belly like mine when i bend over like that. sucks for her.
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LOL
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She looks amazing.
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Gorgeous body. Very jealous.
And I would say “WHOOO?” only because I never know her name. But I do know her face.
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hot.
great model.
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She looks awesomely athletic, but I first fell in love with her old school beauty! Her face is exquisite. I also love what she had to say about her body and about how she has to look that way.
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She sounds like a sensible person with a good head on her shoulders – that’s…. weird?
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I, too, am torn between envy and lust. One moment I wanna give her the stink eye, the next I wanna jump her. She’s gorgeous, lovely and exquisite. That face!
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I’m angry that she is that thin but still has a nice butt. I am 55″ and 140 and whenever I drop to less than 130 my bubble butt goes away. True I only lose weight when I lose my appetite for a month [coughwhenIdoalotofcokecough], and she obviously works out, but I don’t want to work out. I just want the universe to give me my way. It’s BS when it doesn’t work it doesn’t work out like that. I object. While I’m at it, why can’t I be a genie?
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I’m the same weight/height – and when I went down the low 130′s last year not only did my butt go away, but my boobs did too. Not fair. What to do?
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Same here! When I get stressed or depressed, or that one time I did a lot of coke for a few weeks [full disclosure], the weight just comes off fast and I think that’s why the boobs [mine are 34d and go down to 32d, but they LOOK different] and butt go away [my boobs look most amazing at 150, omg, they are perfect but the rest of me looks like crap]. If you work out as you’re losing, you strengthen pectoral muscles so while yes your boobs get smaller they won’t get deflated looking so much, and your butt will hardly go anywhere at all if you do the right exercises. I know this, but like I said, I don’t see eye to eye with not being lazy, and I hate to exercise.
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My boobs go first too. I drop sometimes two cup sizes.
I love Doutzen, always have. She is Dutch and I remember reading about her crazy jump rope workouts in Vogue years ago. She can out jump the boxers!
Note to self-buy jumprope?
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I bought one of those speed jump ropes people work out with, wtf, that thing is impossible. I don’t know how anyone can use them, they’re so thin, like trying to jump rope with spaghetti. Jumping rope is the perfect work out but it seemed easier as a child. Also, boobs impede the process.
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And god her husband is hot. Fiery hot. Jesus. They better make babies.
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But I’m sure the same bunch of morons on VNN and Stormfront etc. are posting these photos and railing against her the way they did about Heidi Klum and Seal. One of those freaks must have been covertly on my friends list on FB because I found a thread with a photo of me and my Somali boyfriend on one of those forums too once. Insanity.
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They already have a little boy together, such a cutie!
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she’s quite the package! i love that she has muscle, is athletic, feminine, and seems more realistic and down to earth than other people in the industry. she’s definitely one to look up to.
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She is perfection, if you ask me.
And, they do have a son. That’s why it’s even more amazing that she looks like that, considering she has birthed a child.
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Just wow! I’m with you on the jealousy/lust thing. Those abs & that butt!! Oh and the husband…
I wouldn’t say “WHO??” because I’ve heard of and seen her before, but I will ask “How?”, as in how do you pronounce her name?
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I wouldn’t say Who because I “heard” (read) her names many times before, but probably I wouldn’t be able to recognize her face actually (i think she looks great, but her face is really not that memorable for me). Apart from that, I share your question…how the hell is her name pronounced??
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It’s pronounced Dowt-zen Krews.
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Sounds like ‘doutzen’ (ou element should sound like a particularly well-spelt ‘oh’ , unless my own spelling ain’t worth crap) and ‘krus’.
Finally, my Dutch lessons come in handy.
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Wow, no fake boobs. Well done, Doutzen.
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Meh. On the husband. He has bird legs. I like my men with a little more meat on their bones.
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every single guy I know has bird legs, no idea why but my dad’s were the worst..
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Haha. My husband has extremely muscular calves and thighs. Those bird legs remind me of old men.
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she’s beautiful, and I like her attitude-I never knew her name though
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I’d kill a man with my bare hands for that bod. Funny how I won’t work out to achieve it though….
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LOL maybe you can start running after people with a knife?
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Wow, stop the presses! a “big time” model looks gorgeous & sexy in a bikini. Seriously?!
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Insane!One cannot simply have body like that AND face like that, where is the balance I ask?!
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I think she has a great face, fresh and uncommon. However, her body is too skinny. She could stand to gain 10-15 lbs (of course the fashion industry won’t let her). Then, she would be more womanly instead of looking like a teenager.
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they sure are a great looking couple. their baby’s super cute too!
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Ok, I will agree on three things: Doutzen Kroes has a great body, sounds like a good person, and she is pretty.
But you CANNOT tell me she is athletic. Stick arms, no definition in the legs. She looks like she has the start of abs but that’s basically it. She in no way looks like what I would call ‘athletic’ because she is just really skinny and doesn’t have enough muscle.
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Damn! That body is INSANE
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Doutzen has a lovely, sweet face. But the body? Meh, too scrawny, like most of the models these days. Her body was curvier years before, but she was pressured by her employers to get very thin. Developed ab muscles look much better on men than women – my personal taste.
Give me the figures of Cindy Crawford and Helena Christensen, circa 1991. Cindy in that Pepsi commercial and Helena in that Wicked Game video, wow! They cannot be surpassed.
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Kaiser,
They’re not on vacation. Sunnery James is a DJ, and he’s had gigs lined up at various Miami clubs for a while.
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Yes she has a great body and face but…. she’s a model, isn’t she? She doesn’t actually DO anything, other than work in the gym to maintain the genetic gift she was born with.
I’m sure she’s a nice person and all that, and I don’t begrduge her her success. But I will never be one to fawn over models simply because of the way they look. At the end of the day, they’re just clothes horses who don’t contribute anything to the world.
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And what is it that you contribute to the world christina?????
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Although it’s really none of your business, since you ask I work as a teacher and so I contribute towards improving people’s lives (albeit in a small way) every day, or at least I hope so.
But my point is that I’m uneasy with people receiving shedloads of adulation and millions of quid simply because of the way they look, something over which none of us has any control. But if you’re happy with that state of affairs, far be it from me to try to change your mind.
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OMG she is gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!
I lover her bikini
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@kaiser: I love your writing and your thought process when you write. You crack me up!
I’d die for this woman’s figure.
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DAMN look at him sans sunglasses. He’s a beauty in his own right :bitesfist:
http://www.feelny.net/1196_Doutzen-Kroes-husband/
I want one of him. I’d take that over her abs.
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Cannot hold a candle to this man
http://www.playbillvault.com/Person/Detail/Headshots/122068/11298/Blair-Underwood
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Handsome indeed, but I’m loving Sunnery’s exotic facial features. He’s so unique looking and his skin is toasty. I wonder what his heritage is.
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I can’t get past the scrawny legs on Sunnery. Blair is proportioned perfectly and his voice is velvety soft. The man is perfection! Mmmmmmm!
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I see what you’re saying about the legs, but I can overlook it because the rest of him is so delicious. I can’t overlook pigeon toes, weak shoulders, birthing hips on men, short arms, or eyes that are too close together so I see what you’re saying about that pet peeve. But his faaaace…
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I want her bag.
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Too skinny
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I love that she points out that her job is to look that way!!! So many people forget that models spend grueling hours in the gym to look the way they do. Very few people look like that naturally. Hell if I had 6 hrs a day to spend in the gym my body would be bangin too and I wouldn’t have to worry too much about whay I ate!
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I love her swim suit.
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very pretty girl and i also like her quotes from that interview. sounds like she’s honest and keeping it real, good for her.
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i thought she was in the olympics ha! shame on VS for airbrushing out muscles!
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I shall go kill myself now.
It’s been nice knowing you all.
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Too skinny.
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Next up on my list is installing a kitchen tile backsplash and I haven’t gotten any of the tools yet.
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Perhaps I’m remembering wrong, but I feel like she used have a more curvy body, but I guess her body’s changed as she’s gotten older and had a baby and everything.
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