Throughout the Total Recall publicity tour, I kept saying that I was no longer attracted to Colin Farrell. It was something about his haircut, his clothes, his general vibe of embarrassment… it killed my attraction to him. So now that the Total Recall publicity tour is (thankfully) dead and buried (along with Jessica Biel’s increasingly awful fashion displays), can I find Colin hot again? Well, here are some new pics of Colin leaving a yoga class in Dublin. He went with his sister. And this is how he left the yoga studio and walked to his car… like, THIS is his post-yoga outfit. A sport coat and sweat-pantaloons. Nothing else. No shirt. Not even a tank! He seriously left the studio this way and walked to his car.
So, basically, I kind of want to hit it again. THIS is the Colin I remember. This is the Colin Farrell who would do shirtless photo shoots because why not? This is the Colin Farrell who was the dirty, sexy, foul poet-badass/shamef—k. I mean, look at him. He looks dirty and sweaty and built. GAH. I would hit it. What is wrong with me that I don’t like him when he looks clean-cut and well-dressed? It’s just about HIM too – any other dude, I would balk at this sketchy, chav-tastic ensemble and my biscuits would close up for the winter. But on Colin, it’s a charming look. I can’t properly analyze it.
Two more Colin stories – one, he doesn’t believe in spoiling his two sons. He said in a recent interview, “Toys keep them happy and I give them ice-cream – that’s about as extravagant as it gets. One of my sons loves footballs, tennis balls – anything round – and the other is mad on trains.” That’s adorable. He plies them with ice cream, tennis balls and model trains. He sounds like a great dad.
Last thing – the trailer for Colin’s latest film, Seven Psychopaths, is out. Colin reunited with his In Bruges director, Martin McDonagh:
It looks… weird. But considering the greatness of In Bruges, I think this will probably end up being a sleeper hit and maybe even get some award nominations. I love the way Colin looks in it, and Jesus, I LOVE Sam Rockwell. Woody looks interesting/funny too! And Christopher Walken can do no wrong.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
**looks around**
slowly raises hand, YES
+1
Only my hand shot up of it’s own free will. I’d hit it all day long. Colin Farrell is just yum! He is who he is.
Colin spends each and every Christmas day at the Crumlin Children’s hospital in Dublin – a rather old, run-down hospital in a rather dodgy part of the city. He refuses press and just plays with the kids, chats (up) the nurses and moms. THIS alone is enough for me to think he is one of the hottest men on the planet.
This makes him even more wonderful.
I see you are trying to make me break down and start crying, that is soo lovely…I did hear that he is a sweetheart and loves children.
Never forget that he’s also so incredibly supportive of his gay older brother!
*doesn’t bother to look around,
hand shoots up immediately.*
Oh, my- that first shot in yoga sweats is deliciously revealing. Do you see what I mean?
Seven Psychopaths looks amazing! In Bruges was a modern operatic masterpiece, hands down. Having said that, Colin doing yoga? That’s a turnoff.
To each her own, but why is hs doing yoga a turn-off? A little bit of meditation and personal self- evolution never hurt a man.
Do you see what I see? Oh my. YES
Omg i see it. I would hit it with the fury of a thousand suns.
LOL!!!
Well, YES. Again and again. And sure, again.
Yes, yes, yes!!!
Peen! Haven’t seen it in a while. Looking good! (Obviously I’d hit it)
Ahh yis. Absolutely, he’s so hot. No shame.
Noooooooo..He Nasty!
Agreed. I wouldn’t hit it with a stick.
He always looks like he needs a shower. And no, absolutely not my type.
God, Colin in hotter than the heat of 1000 suns! I would let him do terrible, dirty things to me. I still have his “homemade” video saved on my desktop files somewhere, heh heh. “Whatever princess wants, princess gets!” Mmmm mmmm!! ;D
Wow! I remember that video. One of the hottest I’ve ever seen. He could do that to me anytime, anyway, anyhow. And all night long. Wish I still had that video, you lucky vixen!
LOL Girl just Google ‘Colin Farrell sex tape”. Multiple links come right up ;D
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?! Must investigate now. I’ll be back….
Oh my, yes!! He is a *ahem* cunning linguist 😉
Hmmm…no, I’m back to “I wouldn’t”. Or maybe that’s because you mentioned Sam Rockwell on the same post — and now I can only think about him.
P.S.: He’s hilarious in the trailer.
I agree. Although I think Colin is a great guy, I don’t find him attractive at all. But dear lord Sam Rockwell on the other hand . . ,
I think we need a sign-up sheet.
Maybe a numbered ticket dispenser would be better suited to the situation.
LOL yes! “Now serving #25!” ctfu
I’ll probably read spoilers before seeing that movie–too afraid the doggy will get hurt to watch it first.
And yes, I’d still hit it. But definitely double-wrapped.
shamefully,yes I would..
Omfg he looks hot.
again and again and again!
on second thought, if he takes out those earrings, I would. def.
Are you serious? Absolutely! He’s so damn hot! I want to tie him to a chair and just do him until he loses consciousness! I want to hear him talk in that hot irish brogue of his and I dont care what he says, he can recite Dr. Seuss for all I care. LOL
Please, can I have some Colin Farrell reciting Dr. Seuss, & some Cumberbatch reading Keats? That’s all I ask.
Not bad, but he’s a little on the short side. And he might be in a bad mood because Total Recall is close to a Total Flop, at least in the U.S. Rule of thumb – never remake an Ahnold movie. NEVER!
But…why is he wearing a suit jacket?
Yes exactly, why is he wearing a suit jacket? Why is he wearing any jacket at all?? Why is he not in his birthday suit???
Fk yeah!!!
Yesss, yes. To Colin and Sam.
I was over Colin during the times he was sleeping with B Spears and every other celeb….but he seems to have slowed down and is back focusing on his career and kids.
And his accent…ahhhhhh, to have him saying all kinds of bad things in bed in THAT accent.
Ok, think my pregnancy hormones are getting the best of me this am.
His “new” sober, clean, good guy “look” really turned my panties into the Sahara but DAMN I love the dirty, scruffy “I do not give a shit” Colin in these pics…The rainfall have cometh.
The only man on the face of God’s green earth who could rock that atrocious excuse of an outfit! Colin is def moving up a couple of notches on my “To Do” list. Yummy
Jesus what does he look like?!
In fairness its been unbearably hot in Ireland esp Dublin for the last three days and like the rest of the population he’s not used to it 😉 hence the get up
Exactly, it’s feckin’ humid as hell and all.
Getting my plane ticket now….
No, I wouldn’t; and please stop asking this question every other week!
Good looking guy, obviously.
But sort of dead behind the eyes. For all his wild Irish party boy image, I find him very bland.
Yes. Yes, i would.
I totally would!!!!! Again and again …..over and over!!! Lol
In a goddamn heartbeat. Over & over & over & over.
My love for Colin has never wavered & I think that should move to the top of the list 😉
Like he was on fire, in the middle of the street! Holy crap, he is hot!
I LOVE Colin and I loved “In Bruges” “London Boulevard” was also quite good. I even watched the remake of “Fright Night” just to see him as a vampire (even if the rest of the movie was so bad-cheesy-FAKE Vegas). I’d hit it all day long!! That body, that necklace…and imagining his sexy accent! Yes please!(I have read many interviews where he is most definitely a grown up, loving wonderful person and father)
Totally!
Who wouldn’t? Hell the the yeah!
I would hit it, absof-ckinglutely
OMG YES x 1000000
after watching his glorious anatomy on his s-x tape… *shamelessly raises both hands* YES!
I know a lot of women think he is hot, but too me he just looks like a greasy mess. I’m surprised he actually showered and doesn’t have his usual nasty cancer stick haning out of his mouth.
He’s hot in one sense but I always get the feeling he’s tiny.
I just looked it up and he’s 5’11. He always looks so small to me
I’d hit it with a vengeance. Then deny it. Seriously..the day I admit to shagging a guy who goes shirtless with a blazer…tsk tsk..
I’d hit it with the lights on