Kim Kardashian channels Diana Ross, Tan Mom: OMG, the worst thing ever?

Kim Kardashian posted these photos to her Celebuzz blog yesterday – they are “behind the scenes” pics of a photo shoot she did with Hype Williams, for what I do not know. Kim called the post, “Channeling Diana Ross”. OH NO GIRL. Diana is gonna have a FIT. And did anyone else just immediately think, “Huh, Tan Mom is looking rough”? It’s definitely more of Tan Mom flavor than Diana Ross. I mean, I can probably take the crazy wig if it’s for some kind of editorial layout, or maybe a music video or something (Hype Williams does a lot of music videos… for Kanye West). But the wig with the f—ked up makeup? And the crazy Kat-face? Girl. Stop. The biggest thing I come away with is the Kim REALLY needs to stop with the lip injections. Cray.

Meanwhile, every Kardashian woman seems to be talking to the press about how Kim and Kanye are super-duper in love. Kris Jenner told E! News, “I’ve never seen Kim this happy. She’s calm, she’s happy, she’s content in her life right now. I think she’s working hard, she loves what she’s doing, she’s passionate about her projects, and she’s loving life right now.” Kris also put away her pimp hand when asked if Kim and Kanye should get married on television, saying: “My advice as a manager would be get out of town as fast as you can and go to a secret location. But you know, I might have a different opinion tomorrow. You just never know.” That must have been really hard for her say. Her body must have felt like it was rejecting the “MUST. NOT. PIMP.” sentiment.

And Kourtney Kardashian also discussed Kim and Kanye, saying “They both want kids, so I guess it’s just a case of watch this space. Kim is totally ready for marriage and everything that goes with it. I really haven’t seen her this happy since we were kids.” So… babies and marriage. Definitely happening.

Photos courtesy of Kim Kardashian’s Celebuzz page.

 

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  1. Brown says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I think WTF pretty much sums this up.

  2. rose says:

    does this woman do ANYTHING other than primp and pose? it’s beyond annoying. I used to like the Kardashians in the very beginning but its become so painfully clear that there is absolutely no substance to any of them. Even Khloe…she is just crass and so it makes her more “real” but she has so little in the brain too. ugh.

    • Relli says:

      But rose they work so HARD. Its like overwhelming and stuff and it often means that they like dont get to do things like other people do like see their grandparents because they like are always working so HARD*

      *this is sarcasm. I never watch their show but the other day i was in flipping channels because my TV downstairs doesn’t have a guide and i went to E and it was on. I watched a 30 second clip in which Kim said like in every other word and widened her eyes a lot so you know this was like really affecting her.

      • mux says:

        Kim, like, uses the word like and then pauses, cause, everything she says, like, needs a moment of reflection, cause, its so profound.

        Another vapid tramp who’s ego is larger than her ass… but she has followers and is filthy rich so who’s to blame?

    • TheOriginalMaxi says:

      Actually, Kim is a business woman. She wants to be remembered (via cosmo interview) as a Business Woman. She works really hard, doing Business-y things. This picture is proof of how Business-y she is. What do you do all day? Work at a job? Save money? Have meaningful relationships? Pfft, you’re not half the Business Woman Kim is!!!

      btw, that was sarcasm

  3. Macey says:

    It actually looks like Nicki Minaj dressed up as Kim K.

  4. Katyusha says:

    I don’t remember Diana Ross ever looking like a clown.

  5. Sandy says:

    Oh. My. My. Her eyeslashes. Her lips. Cheeks!

  6. RocketMerry says:

    So bad that it’s actually good. It did the whole 360 and came back to bite our arses.

    Girlfriend is a goddess of tackiness.

  7. DanaG says:

    Didn’t they say the same things when she was marrying Kris? Those pictures are just scary and she looks awful. Nice to see her finally doing something other then vacationing and tweeting photobrushed pictures of herself. I do laugh when her mother talks about her work considering all the vacations the family seems to take I don’t actually think they know what it means. Wouldn’t Khloe or is it the other one who is trying for baby and can’t get pregnant be devasted if Kim got pregnant before her? I think after the last tv wedding and the fallout we will just get overpriced wedding pictures and of course lot’s of coverage and some video because they can’t help themselves really.

    • Naye in VA says:

      Pretty much. I think she has no idea what marriage entails. The only one of that whole clan who seems to have a decent marriage/relationship is Khloe, and you should hear Kim just bash Khloe for actually being a good wife and standing by her husband. She was all “why is it always about him, why are you doing this for him, blah blah” and Khloe was like duh because marriage is a team. I even remember when she asked Kris H why he was moving into her house! Like it made no sense for him to live thee, he was just supposed to pack a bag and go back and forth. Just a mess really. Who is actually going to take care of their babies. Cuz my money is on neither one of them

  8. tru tru says:

    A ton of forums and blogs have been laughing at it!!!

    she looks like a clown!!!

    heeheeheehee

  9. Anne de Vries says:

    Those horrific eyelashes are COMING FOR ME IN MY NIGHTMARES

    She looks like a particularly deranged doll

  10. Nessa says:

    I mean… Really? Just. Wow.

    The best part of this whole thing is that she thinks she looks good!!!!

  11. paola says:

    She looks like a hooker in a bad wig after a busy night.
    does she really think she looks good?

  12. logan says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
    Just on question, is she to look like she is in a casket? That’s what I am getting from 3 photos. Anyone else?

  13. ladybert62 says:

    EEEEKKKKK!!! Those spider lashes and those eyes and that horrible hair!

    I think she looks like she is dead in those pictures – is she trying out a coffin like her pimp mom did?

    What will Ms. Ross have to say?

  14. Kaye says:

    She looks like she’s laid out in a coffin in a couple of the pics.

  15. OXA says:

    Can this chick go one day without posting a photo of herself?

  16. Helen says:

    Klown. This s–t is scarier than Pennywise.

  17. MyCatLoves TV says:

    Is Kanye putting her up to this insanity? Her lips look TERRIBLE, her eyes look ridiculous….a once pretty girl now looks like a freak. Is Kanye trying to make an African American girl out of Kim with injections, wigs and whatever else is going on here? I wonder if that girl has the ability to think at all for herself or does she just float from mom to some man then to another man back to mom with some sister advice in for good measure.

    Looks fade. Stupid is forever. Good thing she’s rich.

  18. Monie says:

    I like the pictures of her laying on the couch with her eyes closed. Reminds me of crime scene photos. If only…*sigh*

  19. Pont Neuf says:

    I think she looks spectacular! Pretty, Klassy and elegant – even through she doesn’t need all of this make up, because Kim is such a NATURAL beauty!

    Not to mention that she is channelling Diana Ross because, as we all know, Kim has an AMAZING voice! Puts Whitney and Mariah to shame any time… After all, that’s the reason behind her fame, right?

    Now, if you don’t mind, I will go and wait for the effects of the LSD I just took to dissipate. These hallucinations are Krazy Kool!

  20. Samantha says:

    What on earth… She’s gone past delusional to not only have agreed to wear that makeup, but to have thought it looked good enough to post for everyone to see.

  21. Skins says:

    “Kim is totally ready for marriage and everything that goes with it” Wait a minute… She is married isn’t she?

  22. Kasey says:

    Bear with me…
    I’m still trying to figure this out. If they’re so ready they may have to do it as soon as her divorce is final (and that could be what? another year w/Kris sticking it to her). Business sense and common sense would dictate keeping it REALLY low key and even waiting a bit. I’d like to say I can’t see a Kardashian keeping anything low-key or not going for immediate gratification but this whole relationship has been so un-Kardashian in a non-flashy way. How come I hear about she and Kanye on vacation but I never SEE them (like she and Kris) just her by herself in swimsuits? Maybe she and Kanye really go well together (like I’ve surmised for years now) or maybe she’s finally learned and applied a few life lessons. OR momager Kris is doing a fantastic job of damage control and image repair. Soooo… Is the Kanye thing a mutual PR stunt? Is she bearding? I NEVER thought anything about Kim would be a mystery. Soooo…maybe they’re the real unexplainable deal? Random musings of the day.

  23. FreeSpiritedGirl says:

    WHAT THE…? :O @_@

  24. The Original Mia says:

    Diana would cut a bitch for a lessor insult. What would she do to Kim for this?

    Girl…just stop. No need to be this try hard at your age. You’ve got Kanye. You’re in the power couple relationship you’ve always dreamed of. Stop trying to convince everyone you’re more than you really are.

  25. Hautie says:

    “Kim is totally ready for marriage and everything that goes with it.”
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Well I bet Lurch is happy to hear that. Since he is her husband. For nearly a year!

    Oh wait. Poor Lurch. Having to find out that his current wife, has his replacement in her bed already. I bet that alone will cause him to drag out the divorce for another year. :)

  26. lizbet says:

    Bahahahaha! Kris clearly knows that nobody could take another big wedding seriously.

  27. Gina says:

    omg, this is horrible. She looks like some kind of Krusty the Klown gone tranny or some wacked out acid trip,,,,,i just dont know. Good God.

  28. Beachi206 says:

    wow if I looked like that on purpose I certainly wouldn’t want anyone to see actual photos of the horror

  29. HK9 says:

    Absolutely, positively, redonkulous.

  30. teehee says:

    She really has nothing else to do.

    And no.

  31. INeedANap says:

    I don’t know what lip gloss she uses, but it looks gross. It’s so sludgy and thick and ugly…seriously, did this girl scrape the smegma from the bottom of an unrefined oil barrel, dye it pink, and slather it on her disgusting lips?

  32. Dee Cee says:

    She’s acting like ..Diana Ross is dead…!? OMG NO!!!!

  33. Eleonor says:

    Well Kim is always ready for marriage. And for divorce too.

  34. DavidBowie says:

    Well, we now know what happened to Baby Jane.

  35. SleepyJane says:

    Oh. My. God.

    Someone please lock that woman in an underground cage and never let her out.

  36. Krock says:

    Why is she posing like shes in a coffin?

  37. Micah says:

    great.

    Another series of pictures and tweets on how to be a helium flavored airhead.

    Seriously. Is this ALL she does?

  38. Tanya says:

    they say you can tell alot about someone’s intelligence by how many times they says the word ‘like’ in a sentence…I once watched a short clip of the K’s…and they said it ALL the time…!! ugh…..

  39. TG says:

    And isn’t she always sleeping during hair and makeup? So how hard is it to roll out of bed head over to a comfy hotel suite. sleep in a chair for 5 hours while someone makes you presentable than lie in as many sexy poses as you can and go home and turn around and do it all over again? That sounds like an easy life to me.

  40. Hautie says:

    It has bugged me all morning… what those unfortunate frosty pink lips looked like.

    Then I remembered! She looks like Assquatch!

    http://goo.gl/Jc9R8

    Do you see the resemblance to picture # 1.

    hahahaha!

  41. MissMileHigh says:

    Just when I thought she could not get more repulsive looking.

    Whenever I see KK, I am reminded of the time she took an x-ray of her butt to show that it wasn’t fake, and the x-ray showed that day’s bowel movement ready to be birthed. Ugh.

  42. Lady Satan says:

    She looks like the love child of Bozo the Clown & Devine.

  43. Flora Kitty says:

    She looks like a busted version of Shangela.

  44. Ginger says:

    This is just creepy…seriously I can’t even look…must. scroll. down

  45. serena says:

    Utterly ugly, trashy and ridiculous.

  46. Shelly says:

    That’s the funniest picture I’ve seen all day. Horrid.

  47. holly hobby says:

    She looks like a dead corpse in the pictures where she is lying around.

  48. Sassy says:

    The F-CK? She looks like a clown corpse.

  49. BabyBertney says:

    She looks like she got hit with Homer’s makeup gun…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFydYZjs5T4

  50. judyjudy says:

    Ummmmmm…..okay.

    This woman is ridiculous.

  51. Blue says:

    Diana Ross mixed with Tan Mom mixed with Octomom. Yikes!!!! She needs to stop with the injections, your lips aren’t supposed to be sitting on your chin.

  52. noi says:

    she looks like a gurango girl.her stylist must be pranking her if she believes it Diana Ross

  53. Faye says:

    LOL at the thought of Kim and Kanye reproducing. I can only imagine what a child of theirs would be like. Either he/she would reach epic levels of self-obsession and narcissim, or would become a Mother Theresa type figure as a rebellion against his/her parents.

  54. Liberty says:

    HAHAHAHHHAHHAAAA (breathes) HAHHAHAHAHA

    And this!!!! Priceless:
    “Her body must have felt like it was rejecting the “MUST. NOT. PIMP.” sentiment.”

  55. lilred says:

    Side show Bob’s less famous younger sister Side Show Bimbo.

  56. Harleyhoney says:

    When will this delusional narcissist ? Understand people laugh at her.not w/her …

  57. dj says:

    That first picture! All I could do was laugh out loud. I thought it was a Tranny impersonator but they are usually MUCH better than this. Haaaaaa. Stop. It.

  58. mln89 says:

    wtf?!? is it halloween yet? does she SERIOUSLY think she looks attractive? why is she purposely sharing photos of herself impersonating bozo the clown?

    i have never seen such ridiculous, over the top, exaggerated hair and makeup without it being a parody of femininity…meaning kim looks a mother effen DRAG QUEEN. a man in female drag! and knowing her and the huge octupus tentacle lashes she constantly wears like they are normal, it wasn’t even intentional. someone should have slapped the camera away from her vapid, shallow, and obviously blind ass.

  59. mln89 says:

    seriously, what is up with those spider leg/ bird’s wing lashes?? they look like they are about to take flight right off her stupid face. they are so exaggerated, it’s unreal.

  60. Dawn says:

    Wow…chick has the deadest eyes ever seen on a living person. She is so vapid she appears to not have a soul. Ugly does not cover this, Diana Ross has always been a beauty and the Kim Kartrashian is no beauty.

  61. gia says:

    omg this is the worst i have ever seen her look…pimples on the forehead…all that makeup, does she think she looks attractive?..delusional ..

  62. stubby666 says:

    Kim looks like a blob of std-riddled silicon jizz.

  63. stubby666 says:

    Kim looks like a blob of std-riddled silicon jizz. What?

  64. Sugar says:

    i have worked hard over the years to overcome my fear of spiders-when that picture came up on my screen my first reaction was to take my flip flop off and smack the screen.

  65. JanaInSendera says:

    She looks like Dennis Rodman in drag.

  66. Celt Lady says:

    Does anyone agree that she might be losing her marbles? Kinda scary.

  67. CaramelKiss says:

    Damn it! Just when I got over my fear of clowns, THIS had to rear it’s ugly head.

  68. erika says:

    shes got her Diana Ross decade style ALL wrong…

    hon, your makeup is diana ross circa mid 60s but she never wore dayglo lipstick, that is a ‘mod’ thing girl, get your groovy right..

    it doesn’t match your afro-freak do’ which is late 70s disco..

    and CLOSE your LIPS! diana didn’t walk around like she’s ready for B n’ J time…

  69. Trashaddict says:

    Um, Kaiser, you’re scaring me, please stop.

  70. Alynn says:

    Delusional…narcissist…she thinks she’s the prettiest clown alive, NO KIM!

  71. Nicolette says:

    For a good laugh, read about this at Dlisted. Micheal K gives me some of the best laughs of the day.

  72. skuddles says:

    She looks like a rabid raccoon.

  73. Camille (The original) says:

    Fug as hell.

  74. M says:

    Does The hair remind anyone 80′s Cher hair?! Lmao!

  75. Hakura says:

    Those LIPS are hideous, beyond a no-no… & badly abusing that spray tan & fro… It irritates me that she’s mimicking a cultural Identity other than her own, which she tries to claim as her own.

    That is NOT to say you have to be a certain origin or skin to appreciate & wear something geared towards towards someone else.. But it only seems to happen when she starts dating a black dude.(because she’s dating a black guy.*since kanye came along, he probably wants her to be anytime-anywhere-mint-on-your-pillow’ arm candy.

    (If I may borrow a phrase from ‘Futurama’)… Sweet zombie Jesus, what in Sega Genesis is wrong with this woman? Her eyes remind me of those big powder puffs comedians way back use to use, hitting someone else. ..

  76. Michelle says:

    It really is happening, isn’t it? She is turning into her version of Jocelyn Wildenstein. I find all her horrid plastic surgery funny at this point. Most people, I feel sad for. But not this famewhore.

  77. Samantha says:

    Looks like a “drag queen” (a really horrid one in fact) if I may so because I’m sure there are better looking transgendered models than this fug specimen!Simply put,an insult to a legendary class act like Ms Ross.

  78. Ella says:

    This actually isn’t that different to her usual makeup. Fake lashes, too much bronzer, cheek contouring and weird pale concealer.

  79. Ina says:

    So because she’s dating Kanye that gives her a pass to tease her hair into a fro and put on black face? So ridiculous. Please stop.

  80. vikram says:

    gross – gross(er) – gross (est) … urghhhh ….

  81. faye says:

    I see she’s still getting lip injections.

  82. asmin says:

    what a try-hard. kim you look like a full on idiot. who seriously takes her seriously? some one must, otherwise the fool wouldn’t be loaded as she is. ah well kim, life’s a holiday.

  83. Mar says:

    She is such a loser. Seriously- does she think this is art? All these pics are doing is highlighting all of her plastic surgery and how unoriginal and lame she is!!!

  84. Cookie says:

    She….looks…ridiculous.

  85. Lady Anne says:

    As drag queen, I am deeply offended you guys even compare her to me!

  86. Lily says:

    Pathetic clown face.. Such a shame to see what’s happening to you since you hooked up with the sleazy ego maniac you’re with now. Mind control is his game it seems. I’m watching you merge into his play-dough woman. Again, Pathetic!

  87. Ture says:

    Kanye.Please break up with her already!