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8. Lindsay Lohan’s ass shocks onlooking children April
While not quite a crotch shot, Lindsay Lohan’s ass slip at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards was a harbinger of things to come.
7. Paris reveals her butt from behind August
Paris hiked up her sheer dress to drunkenly reveal that she owes her figure to diet, not exercise.
6. Britney practices for her big reveal November
Britney hadn’t returned home in some time and was spotted out several days in the same “Little Miss Sunshine” T-Shirt, so we were willing to give her a pass for her first vag slip, which could have been chalked up to lack of clean underwear. The world would soon learn that it was no mistake.
5. Britney’s Parting Shot November
Britney gave us all a last glimpse of her hairless goods in an LA gas station parking lot. Paris was no longer with her, and it seemed a fitting end to an era.
4. Lindsay lets the wind do her dirty work September
We were all freaking out after finding these pictures of Lindsay going commando while exiting a boat at Cannes. For gossip bloggers, it seemed a major boon to find such clear crotch shots, but we had no idea what was about to come. Versions later surfaced of Lindsay wearing oddly textured pink panties, but it turned out that the panties were Photoshopped on for once and that the nudity was all too real.
3. Lindsay turns and coughs September
Lindsay showed that her big reveal wasn’t just a careless mistake by flashing paparazzi photographing her from outside a car at a London restaurant. It’s possible she’s just careless and doesn’t wear panties, but her two incidents were a little too close to be a coincidence.
2. Paris wears panties, but not really July
The most popular post on Celebitchy, Paris’ arguably most revealing crotch shot was taken while the hard-partying heiress appeared to be wearing worthless panties. You can see a little string pushed off to the side to give us a better view.
1. Britney bares all November
Showing that she hadn’t mastered the art of the subtle crotch reveal, Britney turned and graced the crouching paparazzi with her hairless kitty from the passenger seat of Paris’ car, in one of a series of poon-baring incidents that managed to crash gossip blogs around the world. Her “skirt” was so far up that you could see her C-Section/lipo scar, and Paris tried to do damage control by closing Britney’s legs. Paris and Britney later broke up, but we can savor the photograph of their tender moment together forever.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Nude, Paris Hilton, Photos
33 Responses to “Top Celebrity Crotch Shots of 2006 (NSFW)”
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Good selection there…I was gonna do something like this but you have covered (no pun intented!!!) all the spots =)
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the best story of the year is the hanging of the evil bastard saddam hussein. may he rot in hell.
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I hate to say it but Paris has the most normal-looking cooter of the bunch.
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is it just me or do paris’ arms look creepily thin above the elbow?
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how happy she will be to share these with her sons when then grow up
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What a fat crack!!!!
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Where’s Kevin Federline’s Crotch shot?
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i wud kiss it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lips all puckered waitin for a kiss!
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I showed my crotchy once but they put in in jail-what gives? maybe mine was the most nasty???.
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puff my fish too please?.
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if u look carefully u can see her cesairan scar:P
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It looks like she has herpes. In fact that is exactly what that looks like you can tell from the lips. No wonder she had to get a c section. If you have herpes you can’t give birth naturally they prefer a c section. Looks like Brittany’s got that Shit.
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what an ugly wench
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I still think she is the hottest of them all, I would be proud to do her!
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paris hiltons ass looks like a set of balls hanging. that is gross…..
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I love it. Hit me baby one more time!!
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i think this females lost touch,their attention seeking endeavours are definitely an outreach for picture appeal. celebrities act like tey don’t like attention when they have a lot of it,but when they got none…another yet raunchy story unfolds! hahaha.
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THAT IS ONE OVERSTUFFED TACO, OR
ONE SAD LOOKING CLAM, OR
I SEEN MOON ROCKS WITH MORE PERSONALITIES THAN THAT OLD TIRED BEAVER,OR
THAT BEAVER LOOKS EXHAUSTED,OR
THAT BEAVER NEEDS CPR, OR
WILL SOMEONE PUT THAT BEAVER DOWN HUMANELY ALREADY?, GEEZ !, OR
AS BORAT WOULD SAY I NOW MAKE HANDPARTY, NOOOOOOT !!! -
I’m so tired of hearing about these stupid rich kids and their DUI’s and beaver shots. Who the hell cares???
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they all lool like they just got their doll from savetr so jeep and ugly.
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nd yea we thru their story so big nd loud.
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LOL! I wonder if Paris finally reached over, grabbed her legs and closed them? “Girl. Please … that’s NOT hot! Close those legs before I have to get some deodorant up in here!”
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i smelled britney’s poon. stank ass
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well u can definatly tell she had a c-section in that pic haha.. what a slut.
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PLEASE
Quit putting Britney down!
There is NOBODY that is better looking, hotter, or more desirable than her. What I would do to wake up and have her next to me in bed. -
thats not her ass….
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I say that Brittney has been through enough Hell,and what kind of person can pass judgement on photo’s like these,when they,re nasty enough to kep looking though, so hippocritical we are
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If these young women need to expose their naked crotchs, why not do it within an entertainment box and start doing porn. I thought there was a law against “indecent exposure”.
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She will do anything for some attention
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http://www.hotgirlsunite.com Check it out..
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Britney has what i call “clam shell labia”. Start out full and quickly taper to thin ridges.
There are others:
“Thick”, speaks for itself. Firm from base to end with a broad front where they meet.
“Pooffy”, similar to thick but much more bulbous where they meet.
“Divet”, at the mons pubis where they begin, there is a circular indentation.
“Danglies”, my favorite. So very are so blessed with inner labia extending beyond the outer. An oral man’s paradise.
sandy:
Annonymous:
katiekan:
Sérgio Paiva:
fo:
john:
crotchy the clown:
Joseph eanes:
svengali:
hb:
mamadread:
the booge:
Mike:
Ivanka:
Gahhhhhhhh!
Yet I’m grateful that you did not include Courtney Love in this list.
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