What do you mean, “Lindsay Lohan is an international call girl who ends up with the highest bidder”? You make her life sound WAY too glamorous. Think about what it’s really like – think of the sketchy, shady doucheball “millionaires” who pay for her services. Think about what they’re really paying for. It’s not glamorous. At all. So, I’m including some of the last photos we have of Lindsay with her billionaire “boyfriend” Vikram Chatawal. I say “boyfriend” because no one really knew what to call him – he was sort of LL’s sugar daddy, technically speaking, but he was married and they just seemed like drug buddies and he always paid. Anyway, according to the Enquirer, the thing with Chatawal is over. Which is probably why Lindsay is acting like such a broke bitch lately. The Enquirer says she’s on the hunt for a new “sugar daddy”:
Lindsay Lohan wants a sugar-daddy – and fast! LL has been desperately searching for a “rich older man” to help her maintain her lifestyle after being dumped by her most recent boyfriend, billionaire hotel mogul Vikram Chatawal, 40, sources tell The Enquirer.
“Lindsay got used to living and spending like a big-time movie star, and Vikram helped her keep that lifestyle going,” a source revealed. “But on her own, Lindsay doesn’t have that kind of money, and she still spends thousands on hair extensions, and several thousand on makeup fillers and Botox injections. She’s also a compulsive online shopper.”
Lindsay does pill in big paychecks with modeling jobs and most recently for her role in Liz & Dick. But she spends more than she earns. She’s bought so many things that she had to turn her guest room into a closet,” the source said.
Lindsay is also swimming in legal fees from her past run-ins with the law.
“The bills keep piling up and Lindsay ignores them until she gets a call from a collection agency,” said an insider.
Without a deep-pockets boyfriend, Lindsay is headed for the poorhouse.
“Lindsay would love to find someone who is both rich and good-looking… but at this point she’s willing to settle for someone just rich – and she won’t let his age get in the way.”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
Cracked-out shopping and crack hording? Check. Cracked-out legal fees from her many cracked-out brushes with the law? Check. Crackie delusions of finding some rich guy who will support her financially no matter what kind of trouble she gets into? Paging Sam Magid. Does anyone actually know what Sam Magid looks like, by the way? Does anyone even know his age?
…And here are those new production stills from Liz & Dick. You can try and convince me that Lindsay is wearing “prosthetics” on her face, but I will only tell you to STFU. That is really how her face looks, y’all. Who is going to hate-watch this shiz when it comes on?
Photos courtesy of Lifetime, FameFlynet.