“Does Jeremy Renner have a hot new mystery girlfriend?” links

Does Jeremy Renner have a hot girlfriend with a bangin’ body? She looks a bit like Evangeline Lilly, right? Discuss. [LaineyGossip]
OOOooo, is this blind item about The Fassdong? [Dlisted]
Am I alone in finding Kristen Bell extremely annoying? [Pajiba]
Kiki Dunst & Garrett Hedlund are still together. [Pop Sugar]
A cautionary tale to any of you who have hung up on a telemarketer. [Gawker]
Casper Smart upgraded to “J.Lo’s Official Towel Holder”. [The Blemish]
Princess Charlene = oatmeal. [Go Fug Yourself]
More Michael Fassbender photos, because I know you like it. [A Socialite Life]
Chuck Norris thinks that Pres. Obama = Thousand-year apocalypse. [Bossip]
Olga Kurylenko wears a series of awful dresses in Venice. [Moe Jackson]
Girl Talk: How to talk about being exclusive. [The Frisky]
Lindsay Lohan can turn ANYTHING into a crack den. [Yeeeah]
Kelly Ripa’s new cohost is Michael Strahan. [CDAN]
Mickey Rourke’s face reminds me of a ham hock. [Celebslam]
More bikini photos of J.Lo! [Amy Grindhouse]
I always forget that Nick Nolte has such a young daughter. [Wonderwall]
The Kardashians’ pseudonyms are really boring. [Reality Tea]

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  1. F5 says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    No.

  2. Reece says:

    Ummm, Nice bolt-ons! *shrug*

    Princess Charlene is literally oatmeal in that.

    Annnd, No on Kristen Bell. I’m with you. My friend sent a link to her crying over a sloth at the birthday party. She loves sloths. Anyone else I probably would’ve laughed and thought how cute but with her I could not have been more indifferent.

    • Amelia says:

      Are they bolt-ons? Damnit, I can never tell. It’s not like it’s a special skill I’d put on my CV, but I’m such a dumbass putting everyone down as just naturally endowed.

      • Erinn says:

        I didn’t think they were boltons either…they looked more real than the usual globes people have for boltons

      • RocketMerry says:

        My guess is they’re real, because of how they “hang”.
        Bolt-ons usually look unrealistically full and they hang very high: they sort of look like balloons, floating up there in the chest where good old fashioned breasts would never dream of traveling 😀
        Hers, on the contrary, look natural to me; they look like they’re pretty heavy, too. This poor girls back! Gorgeous tatas, though.

      • Kosmos says:

        Yes, they look like huge fakes to me, no doubt…

      • stinky says:

        theyre the kind you get when youre a stripper, playmate, or hooker. those girls dont play, and here’s plenty of em in L.A. i’d be embarrassed if i were either one of them (jeremy or his beard, that is, not the boobs)(badum-bum-tshh!) (thankyouverymuchi’llbehereallweek!)

      • Sugar says:

        my first glance thought was that old saying “she’s stacked” guys would say that back in my day which was way before the bolt-on craze. I vote real but I’m not a boob expert

    • Reece says:

      @RocketMerry That’s why I think they are. They hang when they get that big unless it’s a real crap job done.(Hers aren’t. They are nice. She had a good doc.) There’s space between them. Naturals don’t usually have that much space between them. Also that looks more like a built for show not support bra. 😉

      • ZenB!tch says:

        I live in LA. I can spot bolt-ons a mile away. Those are good bolt-ons. This girl strikes me as odd. She’s all sporty and natural, not even gel nail polish and has bolt-ons???

        I have a friend who has good bolt-ons – wouldn’t be surprised if they got them done at the same place. My friend is the Sofia Vergara type – make up, heels and dresses whenever possible. To me that is the natural (or unnatural) fit for bolt-ons.

      • RM says:

        wow… interesting observations… I don’t know what to think tho, I’m a natural born G-cup and mine, look similar to those, and with the right bra, I get support and there is a gap between mine, does this make mine look fake??? OMG, I couldn’t even afford that, I can’t even afford a reduction… 🙁

  3. Mia 4S says:

    HIS CAR!! Oh right, the girl, yes very pretty.

    I can’t decide if I want the Fassbender blind item to be true or not. Fassy you naughty, sleazy,…sorry what was I saying?

  4. Eve says:

    OOOooo, is this blind item about The Fassdong?

    Totally!!! See, Kaiser? It won’t be difficult to have a Close Encounter of the D-ck Kind if you ever meet him in person. Just get him drunk.

  5. Dahlia1947 says:

    Wow I would like boobs like that. He has the dreamiest eyes. Saw the Bourne movie and he looks really, really hot in it.

    I so would hit it.

  6. marie says:

    looks like he’s letting the beard grow early..

  7. TheOriginalMaxi says:

    Kaiser, I find Kristin Bell extremely annoying also. I loved her as Veronica Mars, but the past few years she’s begun to annoying the sh-t out of me.

    • brin says:

      Yeah, I find her cloyingly annoying.

    • sunshine says:

      I think she is so insufferable, especially with all that crap about how she won’t marry until gays can…then come to find out she’s already married. Don’t use other people’s struggles to get attention, you desperate b*tch, especially when it has NOTHING to do with you whatsoever and you’re lying the whole time anyway! So disgusting.

  8. Erinn says:

    I really like Kristen, BUT I can see why some people don’t like her.

  9. Tiffany27 says:

    I don’t get it. Everyone thinks this chick is hot and i do not see it. Oh well, if she is his piece I hope she’s at least riding it hard and properly.

  10. Holden says:

    Nope, but he’s got a nice beard.

  11. Becks11980 says:

    She reminds me of a young Jennifer Coolidge, I think it’s the lips.

  12. F*ck you, I'm going to Guam! says:

    Jeremy Renner has never been attractive to me.
    He does nothing for me.

    • Erinn says:

      Same… I really don’t get the attraction.

      • Jacquelantern says:

        i totally thought the same thing but then i saw the bourne movie and he was pretty smokin

    • ZenB!tch says:

      He’s only hot in motion. I see these photos and ask myself “why do you think he is hot again?”

      I’ve heard some of you ladies say that about other guys I don’t get like Fassbender. I still don’t get Fassbender but I get what you are saying. It’s a weird thing.

  13. Dahlia1947 says:

    I think she’s hot. Imagining them getting hot and heavy is so hot! I’m thinking of his Bourne character getting it on with her! And that’s hotter!

  14. tarrydidle says:

    Is that Bristol Palin with new boobs to match her new face?

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Argh! You beat me to it 🙂
      She looks exactly like Bristol Palin.

    • NessaGam says:

      Words right out of my mouth about her looking like BP! But could her shorts be any shorter?! Why not just wear panties and call it a day?

  15. Renata says:

    WANTED:

    One BEARD. You will earn enough in a week to pay off your bubbalicious bolt-ons!

    Contact JRenn@hotboy.com

    • Chatcat says:

      Damn it Renata…you beat me to the punch!

    • A says:

      LMAO. I love Jeremy, but the bearding/gay situation is so obvious. I kind of wish he would just admit it. He’s crazy enough that I would love it if he just went “Yeah, I’m bi or gay. Who gives a fuck?” and then just carried on… You know that’s why Ted Casablanca got fired, right? One of his interns accidentally put Jeremy’s name in place of the blind items. They took it down, but some people screen capped it….Plus, The Bourne Legacy is a Universal film, and Universal owns E!….So bye, bye, Ted.

      Seriously, though. Jeremy is a 40 year old man who still lives with his “business partner.” He and his “business partner” have been buying property together for years. There’s never been any hint of a girlfriend in the past….No photos, nothing. That’s a big flashing sign. People insist others actors/actresses are gay for far less.

      • Chatcat says:

        A…I feel the same as you. It is 2012 and Hollywood thinks they need to hide bi or gay men with a beard? It pisses me off that they think the general public is that 1. shallow 2. stupid 3. really gives a shit at all what their sexual orientation is. If they can act then they entertain me, I don’t give a rat’s ass what or who he/she does off screen…I think those that do care are a much smaller number then Hollywood realizes. Jeez!

      • Jayna says:

        Many men aren’t the type that feel the need to shout it from the rooftops anyway. He loves his career. He doesn’t share much of anything about his private life to begin with. He wants to get lost in his roles and not be a big famous “star” like Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks. He wants to be more like Robert Deniro who shares rarely anything about his private life. And, yes, if he announced he was gay he would miss out on some roles. He’s at a big point in his career. I don’t think he cares to be the poster boy for A list actors who are gay. It seems to me he doesn’t go all out trying to hide it like John Travolta. He seems to live his life like Jodie Foster, an open secret in Hollywood.

      • RM says:

        BTW, he has been linked to 2 long term relationships with different women over the last 15 – 20 years… the longest one was Jes Maccallan… which lasted about 5 or so years… until he was promoting The Hurt Locker… then she wanted to get into acting… that broke them up, she wasn’t there for him when he needed the support…
        Now he’s got a few months off, and I’ve met him a few times, half the time with the same woman, and not the one in these photos… a different one, and that could be his way of keeping his private life private… we go to the same venue to watch live music…
        He is a very friendly, and real person, just because he has a great friend in Kristoffer Winters, doesn’t automatically make it a more than friends relationship… I have friends I’m that close to, and I’m not a lesbian… must everyone forget, having a same sex room mate is usually easier than having one of the opposite sex, sometimes when you are opposite sex, you start to expect more of a living situation…

    • Ranunculus says:

      LOL, brilliant

      @A
      Yeah, he should just admit it – what’s the big deal, its 2012. I would respect that a lot more than pretending with a beard.
      His comments about TC creeped me out though. Come on Jeremy U R a great actor, you don’t need coat tailing on a weirdo.

  16. Aria says:

    Why people think Jeremy is gay? He seems straight to me.

    • Mia 4S says:

      Everyone is gay according to the Internet Aria, literally everyone. People just ignore any evidence that contradicts what they have decided is the truth when in reality no one actually knows anything for sure either way. Trust me, these actors get married and have kids and it will still go on. It’s not bad (I mean, it’s not defamatory), but it’s just become so common place that no one takes it seriously anymore.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Because he has a male business partner. You didn’t realize that is a very clear indicator of homosexuality? I mean, he might as well wear a rainbow jumpsuit.

      This was sarcasm BTW.

      Every guy in Hollywood who isn’t married is gay and every woman is gay too actually. I mean just look at K-stew and Sparkles. O_o

      • Chatcat says:

        Hi Kitten, actually nobody should make assumptions … but they also shouldn’t have to. I do believe Renner is gay, I just don’t give a shit (as noted up thread) and I don’t think most of his fans do either. What I don’t understand is all the secrecy that Hollywood makes about sexual orientation. I know this might sound lame, but I mean Liberace was gay and the little old ladies of devout faith loved him because of his talent and the fact the entertained them. I am sure most of these Hollywood studs success wouldn’t be diminished by being themselves off screen, just as long as they were what the audience wants on screen. *Shoulder shrug*

      • A says:

        People go OMG he/she is gay all the time. I really don’t give a shit if Jeremy is gay or not, like Chatcat… However, I wish more actors that were gay would just say “I am, so what, get over it”….I believe that would help with acceptance….Also, there are a bunch of flashing signs that Jeremy is gay… He lived with his business partner for several years. This was stated in The Hollywood Reporter (a legit industry news source), not Star or US Weekly. They restore houses together. I seem to remember reading somewhere else that both he and his business partner’s name was on the deed to the house they live in….There has been little or no information or photos about previous girlfriends, etc. He had a strange reaction and lashed out when people accused him of being gay, instead of laughing it off or just calmly stating that he was not gay. Most men of Jeremy’s age who live with another guy and both have their name on the deed of the house are probably in a romantic relationship.

        I think it would be fantastic if we had an openly gay action star like Jeremy. In the end though, it’s his business about how he decides to handle his love life.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        That settles it-I’ll simply have to have sex with him and then report my findings.

        It’s the only fair way to end this debate once and for all, ladies. I’m a good soldier and I’m willing to put out….you know *coughs*…..just to get an answer about his sexuality and stuff…

      • Chatcat says:

        Kitten! You are such a bold and brave strategist! Yes, please report your findings back to us. 🙂

      • Mia 4S says:

        I’ll fight you for that investigation Kitten, LOL!

        It wouldn’t matter though, people get fanatical about these rumors. I don’t get why people set themselves up for disappointment though with actors who either very clearly aren’t, or at least have clearly chosen a specific path. Clooney, DiCaprio, hell I’ve even heard the Pitt stories! As I say, after awhile fans just look silly and that helps nothing!

      • Kim says:

        In my opinion forty year old millionaires dont have a roommate they have a livein boyfriend.People were claiming Anderson Cooper had a male roommate,too for years

      • Mia 4S says:

        See Kim that’s the thing, the reason I’m not inclined to that bit of “evidence” is that what I recall reading is he doesn’t live with that friend, they lived together up until a few years ago before he hit it big. That’s pretty typical in Hollywood i would assume. He recently bought a new house as well, so which house are we talking about? It’s all just based on selective gossip, whatever your view. I am a bit of a frustrated sociologist at heart so i find this whole gossip phenomenon interesting. Fascinating and civil debate so far ladies!

      • ZenB!tch says:

        I didn’t think he was gay at all when I first heard the rumors. You know you’ve made it in Hollywood when you’ve been declared gay. He doesn’t set off my gay-dar BUT

        He *lives* with his business partner. He’s not poor anymore he doesn’t need a roomie. That is odd to me.

      • Karen says:

        He no longer lives with his business partner. He did that because they fixed up old homes, which they still do, and he wasn’t at home that much the last couple of years. He has bought his own home now. Just because he’s 40 and not married doesn’t mean a thing. I’m close to that and I’m not married and I’m not gay. It’s called life. Sometimes things just don’t work out the way they work out for others. Besides, who really needs to get married these days?

        Jeremy says he isn’t gay, so he isn’t. He lived with Jes Macallan for almost 5 years.

        You can google any actors name and the word gay and you’ll find articles saying he is. Doesn’t matter if he’s married with kids either.

        As for this girl. I have to wonder if she’s a girlfriend because in pictures that I’ve seen, he doesn’t open the car door for her. Maybe that’s just the way he is, but most men do that for girlfriends, but not family or friends. She was with him, and his family members, at the STK 5th anniversary dinner last November. So she could be family. ?

      • Malificent says:

        He could be straight, gay, bi, or situationally flexible. None of my business. And he’s a good character actor, so I have no problems suspending any disbelief when he’s on screen.

        He could also just not care. How many of us socially mellow readers would pass muster as “straight” if we were followed around by paparazzi who were only interested in the most salacious photos?

        In my 20s, I roomed with a close friend from high school and her partner. We lived in a 3-flat owned by a couple from their softball team, and the upstairs apartment had a lesbian couple (also from the softball team, of course). We lived in a somewhat lesbian neighborhood, and I used to hang out with my friends, periodically at the local lesbian hang-outs. I was even “insta-girlfriend” once in a while when a friend need to avoid unwanted attention at the bar.

        If I’d been getting papped back in the day, it would have been all “ooh, she hangs out with lesbians — ooh, she goes to gay bars — ooh, that hot chick had an arm around her. If the paparazzi had chosen to ignore my boyfriend (who was kind of our apt. mascott 🙂 — it would have been easy to do. I’ve never been big into PDAs, so it would have been easier to get a shot of me at a gay bar than kissing my boyfriend on the street….

  17. anon1 says:

    Well I feel a little better knowing I’m not the only one who thinks Renner may be gay. I could give a shit to be honest. And that chick is hot. Don’t hate ladies.

  18. Marty says:

    You are def not alone in the Kristen Bell thing. She trys waaaay to hard to be cute and funny, but just comes off as annoying. Like she’s always “on”. Also, the way Lainey describes her, it really is just an act.

  19. lori says:

    I think the girl is one of his sisters, step or half sister. He has a big family as both of his parents married several times. Oh and i really don’t think he’s gay.

  20. dahlianoir says:

    I thought he was openly gay ?

  21. F*ck you, I'm going to Guam! says:

    I don’t know if this guy is gay or bi or not…Alexander Skarsgård however is at the very least Bi.
    At least that’s what I think.

  22. NessaGam says:

    In the back of my mind I really do think he is gay. I only hope not because it would obviously kill my fantasy of his body all over mine. *hehehehe* I’ve seen pics of him with an ex but not very convincing. The whole “business partner” thing is a little telling. But, he’s still a great actor and I would watch whatever he’s in regardless.

  23. Sandra says:

    I see no chemistry at all between them. I have seen pics of them at a party from last november with his hand up her skirt http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/jeremy-renner?before=1321318946
    Don’t know anything about her but why bring her out now? I thought he got that dog cause he was so lonely?

    And the Bristol Palin resemblence-eewwwww!!!

    • ZenB!tch says:

      How can you even tell if that is the same girl? Assuming he is not gay, all I see is he likes brunettes. I can’t see anything but the top of her head and part of her legs.

    • Karen says:

      It’s hard to really tell if that’s his hand down there or something else. Looks strange. He’s wearing a blue suit and the “arm” is black? If it is his hand, good for him! lol

      Anyway, those two guys at the table are his brothers and I think the one girl beside “the gf” is a sister. Not sure about anyone else.

    • NessaGam says:

      So now that I see that blog I’m leaning back towards him being straight. She doesn’t look that comfortable with his hand in her lap. But NOW he kinda seems lika jerk just because in the pics above he doesn’t look like he give a rat’s ass about her. Call me old fashioned but c’mon, how are you in the car and she still opening the door?! My husband must spoil me. She must only be a sex toy for him. You have your hand between her legs a year ago and then you’re talking about your loneliness a few months later? Then again maybe they are on again off again and he’s private about it all…as he should be.

    • NessaGam says:

      I’m sorry I’m just responding but yes, I did see the whole blog, @Karen, and it was HILARIOUS! I think I agree, I will just love Jeremy for the man-ho he apparently is. Lol!

  24. The Original Mia says:

    The hate I have for Kristen Bell is definitely disproportionate to her level of relevancy. She grates the every livin’ hell out of me.

    I see there are more pictures of this wench with my man! Back off my pocket rocket husband, hussy! Heh. I’m just glad dude is getting some since he’s sounded pretty pathetic and lonely in interviews.

    And no…I still don’t buy he’s gay because his BFF is his business partner, they lived together in the past and his fashion sense leaves a hell of a lot to be desired.

  25. Amanda_M87 says:

    The guy is rich enough that he certainly doesn’t need a roomate. It seems a bit odd, but maybe he just doesn’t like living alone or something?

    • Karen says:

      He hasn’t been home much after making 5 movies in a row. He really hasn’t owned a house till now. He just had his flips and hotel rooms. He now owns a 60’s style house that is his and not a flip.

  26. GoodCapon says:

    I think I know what my ‘problem’ is with him.

    He doesn’t look so charming/gorgeous/can look downright ugly/what-did-I-ever-see-in-him in pictures, but on screen… BANG. WOW.

    He’s a bit like Matt Bomer in that aspect. Matt can look heavenly in White Collar and look like a creepy mannequin in stills.

    • yah says:

      yah..people who meet him in person say he is way better looking then in pics! She does resemble Bristal Palin though…looks as though she has been his f*ck buddy for a year now. Not as lonely as he has been claiming in his interviews now is he?….

      • RM says:

        very true, when I met him in person, I couldn’t believe how much better he looked… it’s like the old adage, that a camera adds 10 pounds, it also distorts and takes away from Jeremy’s looks… I couldn’t see one thing about him that wasn’t the best, most gorgeous looking man I have ever seen, not “pretty boy” mind you, Hollywood has lots of them, he is just a gorgeous man, and 100% man… he’s also one of the nicest celebrities I’ve ever met…

  27. eric says:

    Look at Jeremy walking his beard in Hollywood.

  28. eric says:

    Anyone who lives with their “business partner” is gay, Hugh Jackman did the smart thing and lives with his beard and visits his ” Business Partner” who lives close by.

    • Jayna says:

      Tom Cruise isn’t gay. George Clooney isn’t gay. Jeremy Renner is gay. I don’t think he hides it within the industry, just for the public. Kind of like Rosie O’Donnell for years.

  29. Karen says:

    So, do people expect straight guys to make announcements that they are straight? Why should you expect anyone that you THINK is gay to do it? And I like how alot of you say, I don’t care if he is or not, but if he is, he should say so. Why? Do you tell perfect strangers that you’re straight, or gay even? It’s no one’s business!

    Jeremy said he was straight. That should be enough for everybody.

  30. mila says:

    I really like Olga’s dresses. Especially the black one. It has a lot of lace but i like it. She is really beautiful.

  31. epiphany says:

    If by “secret girlfriend” you mean that it’s a scret from her, then I agree. Isn’t the general consensus that he’s gay?

    • Karen says:

      Only on blogs like these. Most people take him at his word when he says he’s not. People really shouldn’t care.

      It’s funny how he can be photographed with ex girlfriends. Seen on dates with girls, talk about ex girlfriends, and about women in general but everyone dismisses that and says it’s all an act and he’s gay. Just because for some time he lived in houses he flipped with his business partner that he considers his brother. Who he hasn’t lived with for at least a year. Jeremy bought his own house some time back.

  32. F*ck you, I'm going to Guam! says:

    When did he get angry when asked if he was gay? What interview was that?

    • Karen says:

      It was in the Hollywood Reporter. And I’m not gay, and I would get sick of people asking me if I was too. He doesn’t like talking about his private life. Alot of celebrities don’t.

  33. Vera says:

    I dont care where his D*** has been. I would still F*** him if he let me!

  34. ?? says:

    wow…she looks like a bimbo with her turbo tits jetting out…too bad there are many other women(and men perhaps) he is sticking it in besides this one! HA!

  35. StormieP says:

    The girl is Gemma Arterton and she starred in Hansel and Gretyl: Witch Hunters with him. And she is very much married. I’m surprised people haven’t caught on to this yet.