These are new photos of Taylor Swift at the 2012 Canadian Country Music Association Awards. They were held on Sunday, but the photos were just released yesterday. Swifty won the Generation Award and of course she was SUPER surprised and she made her surprised face and everyone was happy.
Now, whenever I use the phrase “bangs trauma,” inevitably some bangs-defender comes into the comment thread and starts yelling at me for A) hating bangs almost always and B) referring to various bangs situations as “trauma”. Inevitably, however, I always return to the phrase because of THIS. Because this is my version of a public service announcement. Because there’s absolutely no reason for a pretty girl like Taylor Swift to look like THIS. Bangs-defenders, THIS is what gives bangs a bad name. Look at that crap on her head. Look at how she styled it. Just look. This is awful.
If I was doing Swifty’s hair and makeup, the most important issue – the issue that makeup and hair should be serving almost entirely – is making her eyes look bigger and less “hooded”. She has naturally “hooded” eyes, which gives her that naturally “sneaky” look, often described as “the bunny-boiler look” (of course it doesn’t help that her personality is full-on bunny-boiler either). My point? Bangs make her eyes look even more hooded, giving her an even shadier look.
As for the dress – it’s Naeem Khan. It’s the same silhouette she always wears. I feel like she has about fifty version of this dress. And yes, I guess we’re supposed to think she looks very demure and virginal.
Speaking of… what’s going on with Swifty and her almost-jailbait lover, Conor Kennedy? Conor and Swifty have been separated for a whole week!! He’s been at boarding school, and she’s been performing at the VMAs and picking up awards in Canada and appearing at Stand Up For Cancer. And she just flew to Rio de Janeiro, where she’s got a performance today. So will Swifty use this time to let her love for Conor mature and grow and deepen? Or will she make a plan to gate-crash his prep school and give a performance? According to People Mag, Swifty has “already” had performance requests from Conor’s schoolmates. A friend of Conor tells People, “We have a Friday night concert thing – one is in late fall. People want her to come sing.” Performing at your boyfriend’s prep school? Lame or Just Swifty?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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