These are photos of Kim Kardashian in Miami on Friday. Her dress is Lanvin. It looks like a bedsheet, doesn’t it? I can’t believe this dress was actually “designed” by someone when it looks more like the imperfectly perfectly-draped sheet of a torrid night of passion in some B-rated sex drama. Anyway, I know the dress is Lanvin because Kim helpfully identified it for us in a blog post.
I love this flowy Lanvin dress with my favorite Tom Ford heels. I’m sure some blogs will say I’m pregnant because the dress isn’t butt-tight, but I’m in Miami, it’s hot and sometimes a girl just needs a gorgeous, light, loose-fitting dress! Xo
[From Kim Kardashian’s Celebuzz page]
First of all, she’s just begging us to speculate, right? Like, she’s actively hoping that everyone will be like, “OMG PREGNANT. YEEZY BEH-BEH.” Which is funny because I’ve actually been wondering if Kanye West hasn’t dumped her. He was at Paris Fashion Week without her, maybe because he didn’t think he would be taken seriously if he brought Kim around. Which is just funny. And that was coming out at the same time as Kim was giving magazine interviews about wanting to get married again. I feel like she might be clinging to ‘Ye. Let’s see how that plays out.
But the second thing I want to discuss, and the real reason I’m writing about these photos is because of Kim’s boob situation in this dress. Seriously, I don’t think she’s wearing ANYTHING under that bedsheet. And let me just say… I’m built like Kim (only I’m all natural). Going braless with a dress like this is really, really… gross. I feel strongly about not forcing people to look at my braless chest in public. That’s just MY sense of decency. For Kim, though… I don’t know. Does she think it’s sexy? If I was a dude, I guess I could be into this. But seeing as how I’m a large-breasted woman, and Kim herself referenced the heat, all I can think about is Kim’s boob sweat. And how she must feel extra sticky in that dress, in the Miami heat, with nothing on underneath. I hope the girl powdered. I KNOW she tweaked her girls before she got out of the car. Either that or she had the air conditioning on full-blast, and she had the vents pointing at her boobs.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Classless but we knew that already. She has to resort to running around without her undies on, because that is all she can offer the world.
I was going to say I didn’t think she was wearing anything underneath.
Agree. When your only list of life achievements are a sex tape, marrying for publicity and basically doing anything for attention; you start running out of ideas.
Trashy is the ONLY word that is EVER applicable to her.
No no no no no no no no no!
that is one ugly ass dress that gives maternity wear a run for its money! and is it just me or has she been looking more and more moo since about a year ago?
Her boobs need support thy look really saggy in this ugly dress ,money can buy her class that’s for sure.
She’s just such a let down for women. It is a shame she never just for once becomes SOMETHING for her young female fan base to aspire to. You know, it just makes me sad.
You are so right!
The dress is pretty. It would have been prettier if she’s put a strapless bra on, and probably more comfortable too.
Everything about these photos seems kind of desperate, which is never how you want to come across. (Kanye, look at MEEEEE!)
She gets plenty of press, why is desperate to get people talking about the state of nipples?
I agree. I actually think the dress is very pretty (looks comfortable too), but wearing it without a bra is trashy.
Negative! No, girl, NO! I have huge boobs, and I literally never leave the house without a bra. Not even to take my trash out. I don’t have anything against KK generally, although I’m definitely not a fan. But she needs to understand the big boob code – whether you get them naturally (me) or paid for them – you have to accept the fact that a good bra is always and forever your best friend. Big boobs = blessing and curse.
I’m a A up and I never go braless. They still bounce around and I don’t like showing my nips, I live in an apartment building and there are always people around. To me, it’s attention-seeking. I don’t need to display anything unnecessarily to the freaks in this city.
I know, right??? I’ll have a bra on under my ROBE in my own home. I just don’t feel comfortable with them dangling. I think the dress is ugly. It’s very unflattering to her shape.
I also think Kimye is over. On KUWTK, Khloe was grilling Kanye about he and Kim’s relationship and he was all, “meh.” It felt uncomfortable.
My girlfriend feels the same way you do. We’ve lived together for six years, and she *always* wears a bra around the house, at all times, even while she’s sleeping. She was totally upfront with me about this when we first started dating, long before things got to the physical stage or we moved-in together. Her breasts aren’t especially large (36B), but she feels uncomfortable having them bounce and jiggle if she goes braless, and she doesn’t want her nipples to show.
It’s always been absolutely non-negotiable: she simply does not want anyone to see her without a bra on, including me. And I never have, not once in 6+ years.
I doubt many other guys would agree with me, but I’m GLAD I’ve never seen her without a bra on. I’ll admit, it was a bit different at first, but after so many years, I’ve grown to really like it. I’ve never seen her breasts, and I never will. They’re a very nice mystery to me. I enjoy that mystery. It’s fun. Sometimes less is more, and having something left totally to the imagination is the very best thing.
I salute all of you ladies who always wear a bra. Nothing we need to see there.
@Rog,
Seriously, dude?
I understand not wanting to go around braless during the day, but at night, and especially during sex? You do not think there is something really wrong with this picture, if your live-in girlfriend of 6 yrs(!) NEVER let you see her boobs? Sorry, but to me that just sounds like either a complete lie, or a serious cause for concern about your girls body issues.
It reminds me of a girl I met in summertime when I was 14 at summer camp (yeah, I know how it sounds, and you’d be wrong 🙂 ). We could not understand why she never went swimming and avoided other physical activity. Then we found out she was taping her breasts with a tight bandage to make them almost invisible (they were only a tiny A cup anyway). She definitely had serious issues, and your girlfriend sounds like she may as well.
Sorry to be so blunt but your story really left me all weirded out. Have a happy life together nonetheless.
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EWWWWW is right!
When did Kimmy turn into a blow up doll? She looks like she has an air pump at home, and from time to time just hooks it up to herself and blows up her boobs and/or her ass a bit more. It seems to be happening incrementally, and not in huge jumps, but is definitely apparent.
Whatever she’s doing, she has finally gotten to the point of looking like a caricature of herself.
She is sooooooo plastic, with so many ‘additions’ to that body she now looks GROSS, HIDEOUS and GROTESQUE!
And the face? Oh, I can’t even….Way to go, cat-face. SMDH…
Ugh, I have D’s and hate walking around my own house with no bra on, so I don’t know what she was thinking. Smh. I like the dress from the side, but head on it looks like a sheet. I really love those shoes though.
LOL Me too. And I thought I was the only nutjob who refuses to go braless even in the privacy of her own home. None of my female friends or relatives (who I’ve seen walk around braless on a lazy Sunday at home) get it but it’s just less annoying. I feel so naked without one.
Having said that, I think KK’s look okay. I haven’t seen the sex tape but from the look of these pics, the girls are in good shape, considering their size and her age (assuming they’re not fake). The problem with going braless when you have bazookas like these is that people will not look at your face when they’re talking to you. Not even straight women and gay men. HOW can you possibly concentrate on anything else? Imagine Jon Hamm and his dong-situation standing in front of you. Dude, I’d be distracted.
Not only that, but your girls will appreciate the extra support in the long run! 🙂
I’m over 40; I’ve nursed three kids for a grand total of over five-an-a-half years; my gals are natural DD’s (when not pregnant or nursing), and Blohan’s ta-tas sag more than mine!
@ ‘..(assuming they’re not fake). ..’
Why would you make such an assumption? The whole world knows KK’s body is a collection of implants and plastic surgery ‘improvements’, from her boobs, thru her butt, too her ckeeks and rest of the face.
@’.. (assuming they’re not fake)… ‘ Bwahahahaha..
My first thought when I saw the photo, without reading the post, was “Dear God, no! Don’t let her be pregnant”. I suspect she’s not, but the dress will get her a week or two of “babies on the mind” magazine covers. Ugh.
I’ve actually thought for a while that she’s been trying to get people to think she’s pregnant, because she suddenly started wearing lots of stuff with peplums, which would obvs hide a tummy, and we know she doesn’t like to wear anything that isn’t skin-tight. But I’m with Kaiser, I hope Kanye dumped her and the muumuu is just a diversion!
Notice how she’s tugging at the dress in hopes that her baby bump will show, LOL
She shouldn’t be allowed to unleash those on the general public.
Ayee, my eyes! First time I’ve ever thought someone would look better in a burqa.
Why doesn’t she have makeup on?
She’s got a full face of makeup on. It is just done in nude colors. You think she leaves the house without makeup? Bwahaha.
Someday everything on this bitch will be hanging down to her knees. I’m betting the ass goes first.
Nah, Tiff. She’s too vain for that.
She’ll simply buy herself a new plastic ass, and snip off/suck out whatever’s left over.
And inject it into her face.
This is why I will never understand men because Kim is so gross to me I don’t see how guys can overlook the ick factor. I just know when she is 50 she will still be dressing that way. We have a girl at the office who wears short tight clothes adn she has a squishy tummy and her legs are big and not as firm as they should be to dress that way and she is 48 and walks like a man in her heels. So funny and gross.
Is that a long skinny penis in the second photo? I wonder how Kanye likes it?
I’m going to hell for this, but I’d go with cute. She’s not wearing that much make-up, which really softens and humanises her cat-face, and seeing her wear something loose, but not too loose is refreshing. Hey fame-ho. You look GREAT in clothes that fit you so why on god’s green Earth do you insist on wearing clothing articles that do jack and shit to your otherwise lovely figure?
A strapless bra would’ve been great though.
Don’t think she is braless. There is some support there if not a proper strapless bra. Perhaps those wonder bra kinds?. I have D’s and without a good bra they would never stand in place like that.
Don’t think she is wearing a bra because you can see her n!pples (unless the bra is very thin). This is not a flattering look for her.
I see the nips but how are they so perky without some help? So hers are not natural?
Hahahaha not natural? No offense but i hope you’re joking! Kims as natural as michael jackson. (sorry michael!)
I refuse to wear a padded bra. First of all they provide little support. Secondly, I’m between a D and DD and I don’t want to pad myself bigger.
I am not a fan of seeing other women’s nipples. When Jennifer Aniston cut her hair on Friends she compensated by constant huge nipples to the point it was all anyone would talk about.
Most breast implants stand up pretty high even braless. Maybe hers are real?
They stand in place because they are implants.
nope, no way-it’s gross to me. cause if they are naturally that big they will not be perky without some help.. I look at those pictures and all I can think is boob sweat.. see, told ya it was gross..
Yup, total boob sweat. It’s so hot for so many months where I live, I actually wear my old nursing tanks (they offer more support than the regular ones with the built-in bras) around the house when I get sick of wearing a regular bra.
And I STILL deal with boob sweat, due to the heat!
that is the absolute worst.. hate it!
If you could bottle it (boob sweat) and sell it ~ I would be rich.
Ew, I probably just gave her a new idea for a “fragrance”….
Holy crap. That looks HORRIBLE. The towel/bed sheet, the saggy, nippy boobs…just, yuck!
I have a really nice blue sheet she might like to wear. Kim better go braless now cause in a couple of years time those boobs will be hitting her knees. I do think that Kanye has probably split with her too. One minute they can’t be apart the next he is going to his big fashion show without her. The excuse is that has to work of course but she doesn’t actually do anything.
Her boobs are fake aren’t they? Just like her nose, face, lips, hair, butt, tan, eyelashes, the list is endless. That looks like a beach coverup to me.
I’ll be nice by saying I like the shoes but they don’t really go with the dress. If you’re going to slum it, slum it w flip flops and a messy topknot.
Yes!!
That first picture is suggestive of a blow up doll wearing a bed sheet. There’s absolutely no life behind those eyes.
I think she’s wearing those underboob supports. You’d wear them with a prom dress or red carpet gown that you can’t wear a bra with. They offer some support, which is why her nips aren’t shaking hands with her naval, but not like a bra, hence her not insane cleavage
Trashy. MOO.
I don’t mind seeing some big, bouncy, free boobs once in awhile. Love the shoes, too.
Why the hell didn’t Lanvin line the dress? I’m tired of seeing skirts molded to vadges, hips and thighs. It’s tacky…especially in warm humid weather. If the garment was lined properly, we wouldn’t be subjected to her nipples on display.
She is a mess. Love the shoes, but the whole scale is off, top heavy and delicate sandals. She doesn’t use a 3 way mirror, that much is obvious. She’s too busy making duck lips to take a good long look at what a mess she is.
If those nipples were in the regular place on natural boobs they would be looking straight down at the ground as big as as they are…so that answers the question about her boobies….just as fake as her ass, face etc…..and this looks like a “Look at ME” photo shoot….parading around in a sheer curtain naked as a Jay bird…. Maybe she realized that wearing all those Kanye Designer cloths was killing her fashion sense and refused to wear them any more and He left …Well we can always hope…cause before she meet him and he redid her wardrobe she had pretty good dress sence but since she started dating him and wearing his designs she has looked like crap and has been panned and made fun of by everybody… Hope so…anyqay…Not that is will make me like her….she ranks right up their with Lindsay Lohan and Lohan Inc in the despies department….LOL
If you take good care of naturally large breasts they aren’t pointing at the ground at Kim’s age. I’m older than her and mine aren’t hanging yet – thank God. Bras are our friend!
I know what you mean about the bras , I have always worn my even when it was fashionable not to I am big enough to feel uncomfortable without the support….and I am still perky like you..but gravity will have its way with large breast and hers is not quite nature…….hell I even when and checked in the mirror……definitely and downward tilt….LOL
Agree Hillbilly, they are soooo fake. I know some girls are just blessed with huge perky breasts (extremely rare though! Most natural DD’s sag quite a lot.), but c’mon – Kim’s nipples point freakin’ north! Even the firmest natural breasts have a slight “teardrop” shape to them.
Love how she has to hold the dress tight so we can all see her butt.
(semi) white trash…ass bigger than a bank president’s desk….looks like an effing Clydesdale draped in Budweiser red for the Holidays…yuck!!!!
The Clydesdales are more loved than Kim – please don’t insult them!
Lol, as if wearing a bed sheet w/ nothing underneath in public isn’t attention seeking enough & trampy enough.. She drapes herself in a flaming red one. Such class…. NOT!
this outfit is another not gonna help you in your future campaign of i want to be mayor of what ever town that was CA. no worries towns people of whatever town that was CA because that was a thought bubble of Kims
that escaped like a burp.
it is nice seeing Kim wreck color again as the rebuilding of Kims reputation by KW was getting to predictable with the black & white.
what in the TWISTED TOGA hell??
horrid!!
its crooked at the top, she looks like a damn fool as usual.
It doesn’t seem like the right cut for her figure. I feel like the flowy look works okay for women with fewer curves, but an hourglass figure needs more defined lines to avoid the tent dress look. You’d think someone who paid a fortune to get an hourglass figure would put some thought into how to show it off.
The dress itself is lovely…I particularly love the color of the fabric. On the RIGHT woman, with the right accessories, it would look great. I think Penelope Cruz or Kate Hudson could pull off this dress (although obviously, they’d both accessorize differently), but neither of them are too top-heavy.
On KK, with those stupid shoes, it just looks frowsy
She could not even close the car door by herself. What a waste!!!
Funny how she hasn’t been off doing any volunteer work anywhere since the one time to rehabilitate her image during the marriage for money scandal.
She looks like she walked outside with an orange sheet wrapped around her. LOL
Now see, I thought it looked more like something you’d see on the cover of a romance novel – the woman lying in Fabio’s arms post-coital bliss-like.
I do like those sandals, though. They would look FABULOUS on me! 😉
Sorry but this dress is awful and not made for her body type, it makes her look huge and she’s not fat, and the boob situation..just tacky!
God why is she wearing that? It shows off her fat ass and big hips and saggy man made boob. No make up shows off her man made face. What a waste of time and space she is. There is nothing beautiful about her. SHe has “hit ” everu man in town and made a sex tape and her mother sold it, mom the pimp, she married for 10 million and tried to make this man look like it was all his afult. Now she is with that gay guy who wont come out of the closet lol I wish she and her family would just crawln back under the garbage cans they crawled out of . Man made people not one thing about them that is the way they were born.
We all know Kim Lard-ass-ian is an attention-seeking whooo-errr!
It’s really disturbing how many women are saying that they always wear a bra because otherwise you are ‘attention seeking’ or disgustingly saggy or other people might suspect that you have *gasp* nipples.
Every couple decades the “ideal” shape of breasts changes and so do bras in their efforts to constrain/ elevate/ separate/ make into cones/ flatten/ enlarge/ whatever is in vogue, no wonder women burned them in protest during the 1960’s. Fuck the people who think that breasts should be a certain shape or height and nips invisible ALL THE TIME. Sometimes I just want to take out the trash in a t-shirt with no bra (without people thinking I am a slutty, nip tweaking, saggy, attention whore).
But I’ll end the rant because the post wasn’t about most women: this is about Kim Kardashian, so the answer is ‘trashy’. Always trashy.
Thanks, I was surprised by all the natural boob hate (perhaps too strong a word). I understand individual preference, but that fact that so many women here feel uncomfortable with the natural state of their boobs struck me as a larger issue about public expectations about women’s bodies.
I don’t think wearing a bra most of the time is always about hating the natural state of your breasts. I wear a bra a lot or the camisoles with the built in shelf bra thing. I am physically uncomfortable without some support.
This is not bashing big boobs against little boobs ……this is about big boobs withouta bra for support will give you a hell of a back ache and is just plain unconfortable after a while….not to mention the heat rash that gets under them……LOL
Thank you. I was getting increasing sad as I scrolled through endless body shaming. Your post was a welcome relief. While I personally tend to wear a bra most of the time it’s because it’s what I find comfortable (I do buy very well made ones, the cheap ones are more uncomfortable than free boobing I find). The idea that the hint of a nipple is so outrageous is bizarre. I don’t know if it’s a reflection of American mores (which to most of the rest of the developed world are quite prudish) or just it just happens that this thread drew in the body police, but it’s strange. I suspect the vitriol against the terror reign of the nipple would be lessened if the subject were not a Kardashian. Admittedly they are an easy bunch of people to hate on.
Kim said: “but I’m in Miami, it’s hot and sometimes a girl just needs a gorgeous, light, loose-fitting dress! Xo”
Let us know when you find one of those!
I’m not defending her trash ass for any number of reasons but bras are not a requirement of womanhood. I haven’t worn one in 2 months because I’m having respiratory issues and a bra feels like it’s squeezing the life out of me (and I’m like a AA). If it’s comfortable, wear it. Nobody should have to feel like they are “sparing” the precious eyes of anyone who doesn’t know that women have nipples. Who gives a f–k. What if, in some strange alternate dimension, it’s ears that are regarded as taboo and unsightly? It’s arbitrary and stupid so ask yourself why it’s really an issue and get the –ck over it.
Holy crap! When did Kim turn Asian?
Looks like shes going to a red toga party.
gross and classless
If we were talking about a pregnant woman being sexy then aye might go there, but that is just plain wrong on so many levels.
Please put it away, all of it.
Um, that’s not a dress. That’s a bed sheet.
This is why I’m a proud member of the itty bitty titty committee. Although they will eventually sag, at least I won’t have to get a shovel and haul them out of my way when I want to walk….hint hint Kim, reign those babies in.
if she’s in Miami, why doesn’t she wear shorts and a tank top like a normal person then?!
Looks like she had more work done to her face. And those lips. She is worse than BlowHan.
So unsexy. So incredibly trashy. Her face looks so bloated and puffed up. She needs to nix the fillers STAT.
But seeing as how I’m a large-breasted woman, and Kim herself referenced the heat, all I can think about is Kim’s boob sweat. And how she must feel extra sticky in that dress, in the Miami heat, with nothing on underneath.
— agree on all points. I thought of boob sweat.
Lanvin must be so ashamed to have her wearing their dress and tweeting about it. Ugh. Maybe she’s trying to get a deal like that New Jersey guy with abercrombie…pay her NOT to wear their clothing! haha
I hope she wears some Lagerfeld soon so we can hear what Katty Karl has to say about KK.
That dress is hideous. It’s amazing sometimes what people will dole out shitloads of money for.
Kaiser, that thing looks like a mumu made from a red bedsheet, with nothing on underneath. Pure toga party attire.
And I’m certain you’re right; she tweaked her nipples to be sure they showed for the paparazzi. I don’t buy the air conditioning possibility. Tweaked.
Definite trashy.
Gross Gross Gross!
Gross. She’s a grown woman acting like a teenage famewhore
There was a KUWTK episode where Kanye tells Kim he likes the “natural” braless boob look. Not the up and tight and perky look. So I think she’s experimenting with au naturale as much as possible.
She is SO CLUELESS about her proportions & styling.
OK EVERYONE!! GEEZ! Enough with the hate. I don’t understand why folks hate on this woman so much. She may not be the most intelligent person on the planet with regards to her personal decision making. But geez at least she doesn’t hide from her mistakes, she lives them all out loud. She cries and hates herself in the morning for it, but the girl is the poster child for a “glass half full” attitude toward life, I give her props for that.
Now for my opinion on her photos:
1) Yes the dress does look like a bedsheet.
2) But she is covered up and yet you can see the swell of her assets and that IS SEXY AS HELL! She has a just a sheet on which basically says she is one layer away from naked and that is SO HOT and all that really matters!
3) I have a short list of girl-crushes and Kim is on that list. She might even be #1 if I could just get that vision of nasty as RAY J doing her out of my damn head.
4) This woman is asking to be ravished and I am just telling her “well done”, I’m pretty sure Kanye tore that up after he saw these pics.
Who you kidding Kim it’s the only thing that will fit your ass anymore. LOL!!
” And let me just say… I’m built like Kim (only I’m all natural).” Kaiser…… how you doin??? 😉 Lol…
Hmmm. I seem to be alone in this, but I HATE wearing a bra. It comes off as soon as I get home from work and it’s rare I wear one on my days off. I’d rather just put on a hoodie if I’m taking out the trash/running to the store. I guess it’s just personal preference. I’m a C and from the comments on here (and from my E cup roommate) I’m happy where I am!
I think the word you are looking for is “wonky” lol! Her boobs are pointing in two different directions!!
This stunt just made her look fat.
And, her shoes are too small. That’s one of my biggest pet peeves. You see it all the time, people stuff their feet into these shoes and then have a 1/2″ to an inch of toe hanging over the edge. It ruins the whole look of the shoe.