“Kristen Stewart will live- twitch her way through a 30 min interview” links

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart will live-twitch and eye roll in a Facebook interview (where anyone can pre-submit questions) for Balenciaga. #KStewlive [LaineyGossip]
Chet Haze, son of Tom Hanks, embarrasses himself on Reddit. [Gawker]
Matt Damon and little Stella take a stroll through NYC. [Pop Sugar]
14 Films About Hitting Rock Bottom: A Girl’s Guide to Recovery [Pajiba]
Karrueche Tran does the walk of shame from Chris Brown‘s house. [ICYDK]
January Jones looks awful, and her dress is the saddest clown of all. [Go Fug Yourself]
Beyonce jumps ship from A Star Is Born remake. [A Socialite Life]
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are doing a joint fashion line. [Yeeeah]
Ke$ha is writing her memoirs now. Glitter & Raunch. [Evil Beet]
Christina Aguilera wears the gaudiest, ill-fitting dresses ever. [Celebslam]
Kate Bosworth does not look like herself on this cover. [Amy Grindhouse]
Dennis Quaid talks about his adorable twins. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Liam Neeson allegedly demands $20 million for Taken 3. [Moe Jackson]
George Papadapolis (Webster’s dad) has passed away age age 77. [Dlisted]
Emma Stone sure is one sexy little nerd. [Popoholic]
Honey Boo Boo is supposedly a pro-family role model now. [Starcasm]
Alessandra Ambrosio and her lovely stems went shopping. [IDLYITW]

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart

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  1. Eve says:

    Second and third pictures: she does that ALL. THE. TIME. in her movies (at least the ones I’ve seen — never saw any of the Twilight ones though).

    • Amelia says:

      You lucky, lucky person, Eve. There’s 2.5 hours of my life I’ll never get back.
      Now, where’s my popcorn? I am *so* watching this train wreck.

    • marie says:

      no worries, she does it in Twilight too. (sadly, I’ve seen the 2 of them-and yes I feel shame) She looks like she’s breaking into song while wearing Marchesa..

      Dear Christina,
      Why? You can be your body type and still look good without pouring yourself into a skintight dress.

      And Webster was one of my favorite shows growing up. I actually got to meet him at a Falcons game. (ok, thats a lie-I was in his way, he may have mumbled excuse me while trying to pass around me. Does that count for celebrity encounters? I’m counting it)

      • Eve says:

        @ Amelia:

        It wasn’t luck, just a wise decision (not watching them) on my part :D . They’re all the time on paid tv here (Telecine channels). Whenever I accidentally tune in and realize I’m watching one of them, I push the buttons (any buttons — on the remote) so quickly it’s like the thing is on fire.

        @ Marie:

        I suspected that ;) .

      • Amelia says:

        Fair point, Eve, it’s my own fault! I wish I had your ninja reactions.
        But hey. Whenever I need a laugh I just watch ‘the worst line delivery ever’ on YouTube.
        Speaking of YouTube, has anyone seen the spoof ‘Kristen Stewart’s guide to acting’ or something similar?
        Bloody hilarious.

      • Eve says:

        @ Amelia:

        If only I had the same “ninja reaction” before watching other bad movies…

        When it comes to Twilight movies, I was already turned off by the “emo vampire loves awkward girl” concept (my vampires must be ruthless killing machines like the ones played by Christopher Lee and Danny Huston’s Marlow, from 30 Days of Night, thankyouverymuch!), but when I finally read the reviews and saw the trailers, not seeing them turned out to be an easy decision to make :D .

    • Annie says:

      It’s like a nervous tick. In one of her movies it drove the director so crazy he made her wear a headband IN ALL HER SCENES.
      I like it when directors don’t kiss her ass. This was David Slade too, director of Eclipse. Of the three he only got along great with Taylor, who, say whatever you want, is a true professional. Tons of butting heads with Rob and Kristen. They never mention him and he never mentions them or Twilight. I still think it was the best movie of all, I mean considering.

    • Skipper says:

      I don’t believe you Eve.

      Twitching is good for the metabolism.

    • dooliloo says:

      2009, a gay dude I used to hang out with kept talking Twilight non stop… So of course it was obvious he had a crush on Robert/Edward. And he came one day and put the DVD in my hand, and told me to watch, it was like the film recommendation of the year speech /lecture I received. So I was already *not* motivated to watch it and my instinct was patting me on the back for being so. Yet I honoured a “friendship” and watched it in 4 days. The first 20minutes were agony, and I believe the last day I watched the last bit I had wine, lots of wine.
      I gave the DVD back to him and he was excited to hear my thoughts, like it was Christmas day and I simply told him “Sorry dear but it really sucked! Bad taste in my mouth”, and well… he doesn’t speak to me anymore since then.
      Meanwhile my instinct got out of my body and didn’t speak to me for a week. Had to beg to have it back.
      I now just enjoy the whole Twihard and K-Screwed from a safe distance and bitch out loud fair and square.

    • Skipper says:

      She reminds me of my sister in that first pic

    • Msbock says:

      WhaT is it with the hand in the hair? No wonder it looks like a damned oil slick! What a little cow rich and famous and yet still chronically unhappy!

  2. mia girl says:

    That Marchesa dress only gets more atrocious as time passes. Make it stop!

  3. Nessa says:

    How many times will she curse in a 30min interview? Umm. I’m gonna go with at least 20-30 F bombs, with a few others mixed in there.

  4. Annie says:

    Has anyone seen the pics of Rob chatting up some blonde at a NYC bar? They’re cozy and at one point he has his arm casually around her. Shippers are losing it. IT’S SIENNA MILLER, IT’S A FRIEND THEY ARE JUST TALKING. OMG CAN’T HE TALK TO PEOPLE??

    He’s smiling and looking like he’s having fun. Concerning him, nothing would make me happier than seeing him out and about having fun, hooking up, moving on.

    We really don’t know what else happened after these pics were taken but kstew is probably not going to be happy when she sees them! He never talked this closely to any woman when he was with her. that we know for sure.

    I love that he’s speaking through actions. Back together? But I’m over here with Blondie…

    • mainland says:

      Yeah I just saw the photos. Rob’s body language towards the blond (who doesn’t look like sienna miller from what I can see) looks rather intimate and cozy. Now I know I am going to get pics of robsten soon, b/c they gotta make this look like its no big deal so the crazies don’t return their pre-sale BD2 tickets, and so the rest of the twihards will shell out to see this film multiple times like always. No one is going to convince me the photos aren’t an issue though. They aren’t making out or anything, but this doesn’t look like a man who’s working on his relationship with KS.

      • honeybee says:

        Yeah! Good to see Rob having fun.
        The pics look innocent but cozy enough ;)

        Shippers are clutching their pearls – lol

      • Mia 4S says:

        Someone on another site made a good point. The “they’re back together!” PR push in People could well be because they knew these photos were coming. LOL!

      • Annie says:

        Yup! He’s hanging out, chatting up other girls like he did when he was single for 5 minutes all those years ago. Definitely not going to couples therapy trying to work things out.

        This makes me giddy. I root for people who got cheated on to move and find someone better. I truly do wish Rob the best despite my bitchy frustration lately. I admit I’ve been harsh to him. But I just want to see him happy and fulfilled. He’s a cool guy.

      • Miss Bennett says:

        The article was written by Maria, but was obviously just a rehashing of what Lainey has been writing lately. It’s going to take more than a few articles stating that what Stewart did is no big deal for that young woman to keep her career. Hollywood my approve of cheating and having affairs with married men but most regular people do not.

      • jess says:

        Good for him. I thinks its best that Rob and Kristen see other people. I also think this is a big FU to the studios and Kristens team for making it seem like they were back together.

      • normades says:

        YES! Even if it was platonic, this is the kind of press he needs to get.

      • kingkayski says:

        As Kristen fans,i hope for Rob sake,he sleep with this blond girl ,so they would be even,i believed to an eye for an eye.If he sleep with this blond or atleast make out with her for the world to see atleast they would be even,and then him and Kristen can start on a clean slate,if he wants to be with her still.But,like i always said,Rob is a gentleman,he’s not the kind of guy who would stoop that low to get even with his girlfriend.Kristen doesn’t know what she’s got until it’s too late.The problem with Kristen is that she likes to proved Rob wrong all the time.Like when Rob said you can’t be successful in doing both indie movie and BO movie,she proved him wrong by doing SWATH and be successful in it too.And then Rob said he cannot understand how people can handle 2 relationships at the same time,she try to proved him wrong again,but,she got caught and got burned with it,foolish foolish girl.But hey,i hope she learned her lessoned,that you cannot play with peoples heart like that,and i hope she learned that once you play with fire you will always get burned.

    • Chelley says:

      I’m hoping that once the Twicrap series is over, Kristen’s career will go downward. I think she’s one of the most overrated actresses ever. Being yourself in every role you play is not acting. Granted, her personality does suit some of the roles she plays but a true actor knows how to portray many different personalities. That’s the whole point of acting. You’re pretending to be someone else. You can’t be yourself.

  5. Brown says:

    I am seriously blown away by Lainey’s article… I mean it’s not like it’s a secret that she’s in the tank for KStew, but good Lord, I was actually embarassed by the level of ass kissing going on.

    The interview will be boring, none of the questions about her personal life will be allowed through. That being said, it will be interesting to see whether she can save her from herself and not talk about how edgy and anti-establishment and different she is. Doubt it…

    • marie says:

      I read it too and what I don’t get is what does she get from it? Like Kristen exclusives? Because from what I can tell she doesn’t get anything earlier than any other gossip mags/blogs. Or is she just a favorite of Lainey’s?

      Whoever wrote todays though, was blatantly obvious about it. And if she was so edgy and anti-establishment she wouldn’t be working so hard to become a brand, right?

    • Micki says:

      Agree.Lainey’s interview is nauseous.And because Kstew is so incredibly hot and rare comodity there is not a single film noted on her IMDb page after BD2.Apart from “announced” Ho and the Huntsman 2.

    • mia girl says:

      I agree that it is embarrassing. It seems like it was written by Stew’s publicist, it is so over the top. Even though Lainey didn’t write it -one of her contributors did- she sanctioned it.

      It’s a bonafide Grade A ass-kissing of a post. Comparing her to Jolie and Roberts?! I hope this was a paid PR placement because otherwise, I’m feeling, what’s that phrase Lainey uses…fontrum. ;)

      • tara says:

        Jolie and Roberts have always owned their shit. Kristen plays the victim and whines about how everyone picks on her. She shades other actors to build herself up. There’s nothing “fierce” or fearless about her. She’s a weak person hiding behind a powerful PR team who attempt to control her every move.

      • mainland says:

        Forget owning their shit, lets talk about the multiple major film and television awards roberts and jolie were nominated for by the time they were 22. Its funny defending these women, b/c I can’t stand either of them and actually liked stewart but lets keep it real here she ain’t ever been close to their level. Jolie already had several golden globe and sag nominations and wins with both gia and george wallace — roberts already had 2 golden globes, sag, and oscar nominations with steel magnolias and pretty woman. Now I think stewart is talented (I know I am in the minority here) and I like her as an actress but don’t bullshit me lainey. She knows damn well stewart ain’t on par with those women so stop lying. I hate being in a position where once again I feel the need to defend roberts, and jolie annoys me to death — but these women have proven to audiences and their peers what they are capable of both commercially and critically in different films playing different characters, not just a franchise about vampires.

        Lets actually have a film where stewart is the name and face on the marquee, the main selling point of a film all on her back and see how close she comes to roberts or jolie.

    • honeybee says:

      Lainey is nauseating for sure. She concludes her lame ass piece by comparing KSkank to Angelina Jolie!!

      I am not a fan of Jolie but that woman has more intelligence, is charismatic, knows what she is talking about and can finish a sentence while this moron is unintelligible more than half the time!

      • Micki says:

        Don’t worry, one has to only compare their nominations and awards and get seriously embarrassed by the comparison.
        But Lainey wrote a piece mid-scandal about how “rebelious” KStew boots were!
        I mean if you are die-hard to write SOMETING positive why not about rebelious footwear

    • TrustMeOnThis says:

      WOW. You aren’t kidding! What a beej!

      My fave was “something so pedestrian” – if it was really such a non-event, why the frenzy? Maybe she really thinks all they did was make out. *eyeroll* (Although “she’s never been hotter” is pretty good too.)

    • Micki says:

      Lainey also covered her ass in case/when they officially split.


      I just love this:”I have had a few friends who’ve been in Pattinson’s position. They too chose to stay. For some, that choice has worked out very well. But it requires (among other things, obviously) a consistent commitment to forgiveness that many of us may not be capable of.”

  6. Elizabeth says:

    These pics are a clear sign that Rob is living his life and moving on. He seems like a single happy guy to me. Don’t know who this blonde is but she is lucky :)

  7. MissA says:

    Sadly the questions will be pre screened so there will be no Rupsten goodness :(

  8. Tiffany says:

    The Taken films are making gobs of money. If Liam does not have a backend deal, why not ask for a large payday.

  9. Danziger says:

    My god is this going to be a clusterf–k. The girl’s either awkward to the point of expressing herself like an ass (way too familiar with that, this one suffers of such bitchy unlikeability here as well) or she’s just plain dumb. I don’t know.
    Can’t hate on her, though.

  10. Apples says:

    True confession:
    I get ridiculously excited
    (like pop the popcorn time) for new Pattinson/Stewart drama posts.
    No matter how redundant, it’s all hilarious to me. Especially the comments from all sides.

    But, I just don’t care about her “live” feed thing. It’s all going to be carefully scripted- and on her own, she bores me.

  11. Anname says:

    It’s funny that each group in the fandom seems to think that the other groups are freaking out over the new Rob bar photos. I don’t think anyone is actually freaking out though, it’s all an expectation and a mocking of drama that isn’t actually happening.

    Since the photos are so open to different interpretations, I don’t think people are going to change their current opinions anyway, and will use the photos to prove what they already think is going on.

  12. UNF Joan Jett! says:

    I don´t care if robsten is unbrocken or was never a real thing in the fist place, I just want cute pictures, please :)

  13. skuddles says:

    Kanye and Kim doing a fashion line together? I’ll get the barf bags.

  14. Get a clue says:

    Dear KS: go away already! Nobody over the age of 12 cares.

    • Jackie says:

      The sad thing is there are a lot of grown ass adult women who have invested their lives into the soap opera that is Robsten.

      • A says:

        I find all sides kind of annoying. The ones who are infantilizing Kristen Stewart, the ones super into the two “together,” the ones overly invested in hating Kristen, and the ones who are infantilizing Rob Pattinson. For all the crap some of the posters on this board give Lainey (and that article today, while not written by her, was ass kissey), she slammed Jodie Foster and others for infantilizing Kristen Stewart. I also think it’s ridiculous that some people are going poor Rob, a victim of a vast PR conspiracy by Lionsgate and Kristen…He’s a grown ass man, and he certainly has played PR games before and has someone doing PR work for him (maybe his manager). Before the scandal, Gossip Cop used to deny some of the tabloid stories about him and People ran some very ass kissey PR fluff pieces on him (I remember one story where the tabloids were accusing him of stepping out, and People spun it as a night with friends). Plus, both he and KStew did major PR games with their relationship in connection to the Breaking Dawn promos for the first film…his whole “we were really married thing.” The ones super into them together…She’s 22, and he’s 26 or 27…and they were never spent that much time together in the first place. Look at Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield, or Jennifer Lawrence spending a month in Africa in comparison. Then the ones overly invested in hating her…who call her evil, compare her to Chris Brown…but then known the name of the girl’s Dad and cat. I used to be a fan, am now very meh, and I didn’t even know the girl owned a cat and I read a lot of her interviews. Anyway, all sides in this dumb, overdrawn mess (it happened in July or June, and it’s freaking October now) are getting annoying…

      • Anname says:

        A, I know you and I disagree about the nature of their relationship, and I have no hope of convincing you otherwise. But one thing – you say that Rob and Kristen didn’t spend much time together? That’s not true at all, they just didn’t publicize it (like the other couples you mention). They lived together, took many trips together… etc. Just because we didn’t see it at the time doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. The whole point of “hiding” their relationship was to keep it from being used and rolled into Twilight mania (although it inevitably was).

        Agree with you completely on the increasing annoyingness of all sides of this!

  15. darth says:

    I would actually pay to see her next movie, and even sit all the way through the end credits, just to no longer have to see her nasty face every time I go online or walk by a newsstand.

  16. Carolyn says:

    Do Twihards and Robsten fans realise they’ve been conned for these past years? Did they really think the two of them were going to marry and have vampire babies?

    The only saga about the Twilight movies is the genius PR spin on Robsten. I can’t wait for it to finish.

    It’s staggering how many people bought into this PR driven nonsense and are only now seeing it for what it is. All articles in mags and online are PR pieces. Anonymous quotes are made up by the PR team.

    • A says:

      +1000. I was never a stan, but liked both of them a lot despite finding her super obnoxious and him obnoxious at times. I bought into a lot of the PR spin, even though some of it was SO obvious now that I think about it. I buy that they were close friends, or even in an open relationship, but this whole happy monogamous thing was a PR construct.

  17. Sweet Dee says:

    The first point Honey Boo Boo gets is for NOT being racists in the South, and the second point is that they’re not homophobic. The third is that they’re not cruel. THOSE FIRST TWO THINGS EQUAL THE THIRD THING. Now let’s all give them a hand for not being morally reprehensible when everybody else in the South is. Did I read that right?

    Xtina. Please wear something in your OWN size and rock your body like you pretend you already do. Learn how to work that ass instead of just shoving it at a camera lens.

    I understood not one thing about that Jezebel article. I’m not even old. I guess I’d better learn about Reddit?

    I feel like I could get a job blogging for Lainey by simply just putting my nose in KStew’s grungy butt and free-writing from there.

    Kate Bosworth: cheek implants?

    Emma Stone has a great ass.

    That is all.

  18. anne says:

    She is so unattractive inside and out.

  19. lucy2 says:

    That dress is some sort of ice skating nightmare.

  20. LittleDeadGirl says:

    You know I don’t mind her more often than not. She doesn’t annoy me in movies if I’m in the right mood. But even I have to say this is a terrible idea. She is so awkward in interviews she makes them unwatchable. 30 mins? She can barely make a 5 min interview bearable.

  21. A says:

    Jennifer Lawrence replaced Mila Kunis as the face of Miss Dior handbags…One of the few times a tabloid story was correct….

  22. baja says:

    life can be a pain in the ass when you stop lying in la la-land.