Kim Kardashian wasn’t wearing drawers for her early-bird special with Kanye

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are still together. I know because they went out to dinner together last night in Miami. Hilariously, because it’s Miami (home to many of our nation’s retirees), they had an early dinner and so they were probably surrounded by all of the other early-bird specialists, aka “old people”. No disrespect – I love early dinners. I love going into a restaurant and it’s only half-full, and all of the customers are old people. It makes me happy.

But the big news to come out of this dinner is that Kim Kardashian wears see-through skirts without any drawers on underneath. CB did the photos – if you click on the blurred photo, you should be able to see the NSFW Kardashian butt crack. Did Kanye dress her for this outing? Was he like, “Girl, that ass is so incredible, you don’t need no drawers, and I want to watch that ass all throughout our early-bird special”? Epic.

I guess I should mention that there’s another round of baby/pregnancy rumors for Kim these days. Apparently on the last episode of one of their shows, Kris Jenner was all “You should try to get pregnant” or something, and everyone knows Kim will just do whatever her mom tells her. Plus, Kim was tweeting photos yesterday of herself and Kourtney playing “The Baby Ring Game” where you toss the ring up and something something (I don’t care, but you can read more about it here). So now everyone is like “OMG, Kim is pregnant.” She might be. Lord knows.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

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  1. Brown says:

    That outfit (?? can you even call it an ouftif??) is absolutely ridiculous, see through or not.

  2. NYC_girl says:

    For the love of G_d, can we please go one day without mention of this person? Maybe if we ignore her, she’ll go away?

  3. Ella says:

    That valet deserves a raise for not looking.

  4. CamColty says:

    I can’t stand her obviously big fake fat ass

  5. virginia5 says:

    she is so fucking desperate to be noticed. Time for her to fade away.

  6. Laurabb says:

    I don’t understand that top.

    • Kim says:

      I thought it was a nursing bra at first. I’M upset I just read my crush/future baby daddy Shaun T from Insanity just married his boyfriend,SCOTT .Well I still have Shemar Moore in my dreams LOL.As for KK do your thing,girl.While we are hating she’s making millions just for being famous
      Despite having no skills or talents.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      She looks like an escapee from an early 90′s “girl group” or rap video in that top & that belt. And that is NOT a compliment!

      I’m expecting to her bust out in the Running Man or the Cabbage Patch. If she could move in that skirt, that is.

  7. Lilalis says:

    She also forgot her blouse.

  8. Nicole says:

    It’s less about the butt-crack, and more about how HUGELY UNFLATTERING THE CUT IS. Come on girl. Your man is dressing you and you left the house like that? It’s gathering in weird places and looks like neoprene when photographed. Nina Garcia would kill you with her eyes if she saw you wearing that.

  9. Mely says:

    Everytime i see this woman i can’t help but think: i wonder how many $ she’s wearing in clothes right now? And my second thought is: how could someone look this cheap with such expensive clothing? :/ that outfit its terrible! I like the shoes …

  10. Hautie says:

    From now on I will refer to her as “Lumpy”. I just can not un-see, how lumpy that ass is any longer.

    I am curious if Kayne really thought this was a good look for Lumpy.

    What is she doing running around in a black bra in October? Wearing metallic silver pumps. While hitting up the early bird special? This is not a good look. Madonna did it in 1994. And it was not a good look then either.

    All the while Kayne is dressed as if he is headed toward the gym.

    Seriously. She needs to cut him loose. She might have had clothing issues before. But never this bad.

  11. Dawn says:

    God she is trash. Apparently Reggie Bush and his girlfriend were also there eating. Anyone think that was a big surprise for them? I doubt it very much. Apparently some girl taking pictures and asking questions of the two K’s was almost assaulted by Kanye which Kim found funny and sweet until the girl ran away or at least that is what another site is claiming. They both look like trash and act like trash and I bet Reggie Bush thanks his lucky stars every day that he got away from that klassless group. Plus she is still married legally which makes her even skankier. Yuk.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Dawn, supposedly they were at the place next door. (I’ve no point of reference, though, as I haven’t been to FL in DECADES.) And Kanye pulled a stunt-queen fit, trying to grab a female pap’s camera when she asked Lumpy if she was going to congratulate Reggie & whoeversheis.

  12. tripmom says:

    If the only evidence for her not wearing underwear is that you could see her butt crack, then isn’t it entirely possible that she was wearing a thong or a g-string?

  13. Blue says:

    Wtf. I’m so confused. What are they wearing? That “outfit” is beyond words and Kanye looks a mess too.

  14. val says:

    Sorry, but she looks horrible. This girl does not know the definition of class. I mean you can be sexy without being raunchy. Someone please sit her down and tell her how ridiculous she looks. My goodness, its disgusting, and little girls look up to that….

  15. Dani says:

    Who wears that to dinner??? Her ‘top’ is basically a sports bra.

    I do love her shoes though.

  16. Kasey says:

    The top I just do not get. I’m wondering though if it isn’t so much that she’s not wearing underwear as it is she has a thong on and her butt is so big it “swallowed” her thong. Sounds plausible and makes the most sense to me. I also figure if she ever responds to this, that’ll be the story she sticks to.

  17. Micki says:

    She could leave her sports bra-top combo at home too.
    On the other side I used to wear see through without underwear for my husband too. Apparently this “see but not really” inflames most men.

  18. Ailine says:

    She could be wearing a thong?

  19. SusieQ says:

    Can you just imagine what shape her body would be like if she was pregnant??

    There’d be no danger of her taking a fall ‘cos her baby bump would balance out the bum(p) at her rear end.

  20. Lady_Luck says:

    That top of hers is so class-less. Why does she have to pop them out everywhere – even for a low-key dinner? She is trying too hard. Kanye is a douche, no wonder they like each other.

  21. fabchick says:

    That outfit is tragic. Anything for attention

  22. Kaiser says:

    For all of you saying she could be wearing a G-string… look at the ass photo. There’s nothing. Literally nothing. She’s going commando.

  23. bella says:

    I had those shoes in the early 90′s.
    Anyone remember Wilburs on the East Coast?
    THE most gorgeous shoes…aaahhhh…I miss that store.

  24. Nicolette says:

    Classy as always. Hope they fumigated her chair after she left.

  25. heatheradair says:

    Kanye’s build is starting to remind me of Justin Theroux — the tiny lower body bit — short little legs.

  26. tru tru says:

    she is dis damn gusting!!

    she will go down in flames, just dumb.

    They are a joke, everyone is laughing at them.

  27. Cam S says:

    I gasped when I saw the NSFW photos at daily mail

    ^^^ her skirt is completely see through. That butt WAS NOT made by nature. Besides I’ve seen rare pics when she was married to her 1st husband, she was heavier and her butt was small

  28. Elceibeno08 says:

    She is in her underwear. Where are her actual clothes?

  29. TheOneAndOnlyOnly says:

    So that’s where Kanye stores the extra air bag – in Kim’s arse. As much as I and others despise what Anne wintour has done to Vogue, at least she has kept this inflatable porn doll/person at arm’s length – and does Kanye EVER smile when he’s with her, or is this just as most suppose a PR stunt.
    I agree Val someone should set her down, but first why bother, and second, you would have better luck talking to your pets’ whiskers than talking to this bimbo.

  30. Az says:

    Like two pigs, wrasslin’ under a blanket. A THIN blanket. To paraphrase Mama June, Kim needs to get her vajiggle-jaggle under control!

  31. booboocita says:

    Granted, the look is a hot mess — but how the hell can she stand to wear such tight clothing and restrictive belts? I gave up wearing wide belts simply because it’s so uncomfortable to sit in the things (I have an office job and sit most of the day); how can she eat with that thing on? And I’d be tugging at my clothes all day long if they were that constricting. KK’s klothes (ha) are so tight, they’re giving her little rolls along her torso. Doesn’t she feel as if her flesh is being cut?

  32. DEB says:

    Who cares? MOO. A big, fat MOO cow full of fat injections to the rear.

  33. BX says:

    Kanye is trying to dress Kim as Amber Rose, and it is the ONLY fail.

  34. dorothy says:

    Urban Dictionary defines Attention Whore as: Any person who craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it. The type of attention (negative or positive) does not matter.

    I think that describes K.K. perfectly.

  35. mln89 says:

    Doesn’t she have any pride in herself? ok i’ll admit, i wouldn’t wear underwear with a skintight skirt like that either, but damn she’s rich! couldn’t she have it tailored to put a lining in? or put on a slip? and wearing that ridiculous dominitrix top she’s spilling out of AND the see through skirt during the daytime? that is obviously night time outfit and to be honest, a halloween outfit, because this bitch CAN’T be serious with these clothes on in the first place. i mean, seriously, what in the blue fuck is she thinking?

    i repeat: KIM! stop freaking taking fashion advice from kanye and his minions! he looks good and you don’t. i mean ever, you don’t EVER look good anymore, since you have been with this man. maybe as vain as he is (and you’re vain too, the perfect match made in arrogant hell) he might even be trying to make you look unattractive next to him on PURPOSE. get a mind of your own, idiot!

  36. JH says:

    How on earth can she eat in that getup? Let alone sit down? THAT’S what she wears to sit down and eat food? Ouch.

  37. Dany says:

    A terrible fitting see through skirt, a sports bra and hooker heels….? This is called an outfit??? And maybe it’s just me but she doesn’t look really happy these days.

  38. Cathy says:

    Aw crap, I couldn’t help myself, I looked. Now I have to go rinse my eyes. I know it won’t help, what has been seen cannot be unseen. But it’s disgusting.

  39. Jennika says:

    Ugh, she’s not pregnant. She’s just trying to get the tabloids to think she’s pregnant. She’s getting really desperate since it really does seem to be 14:57. No one likes or cares about them. The only reason why their still everywhere is because I bet Kris Jenner blackmails people so that family can get their way and stay in the public eye

    • Kasey says:

      This^ about her being pregnant. Maybe she was intentionally wearing ambiguous clothing before to get attention (I wouldn’t put it past her) but this is not what pregnant looks like. She actually looks rather close to her most recent firm/trim size. OR she ramped up weight loss efforts b/c she was so horrified people thought she was pregnant so that people could talk that up (also wouldn’t put it past her).

  40. Scarlett says:

    I hate commenting on anything Kardashian because I feel like I am perpetuating their ill-deserved fame. Not one member of the family does anything or real importance and I’m not sure why people buy into the sh*t that they are selling. It’s a real sad state of affairs when the Kardashians and the Honey Boo Boo family are at the top of American pop culture. Why people eat this sh*t up like it’s caviar or should I say fried Oreos at the county fair. Sad.

    • TheOneAndOnlyOnly says:

      I agree but we have to ask why does the media bottom feed so much these days; the media has always had a certain amount of bottom feeding but not to this extent, and this is the same media that gets quite pretentious about a lot of things yet they’ve enabled ilk like the Lardassians and they aren’t being called out very much.

  41. yolo says:

    SO is the skirt SUPPOSED to be sheer??? Or is it just the material stretch to the point of begging for mercy over her huge ass?? I mean, even elastic has a giving point!! Not only the skirt, but wtf is that gi-normous cougar head belt and could it BE any tighter!? I won’t even bother on that BRA she’s wearing..Ugh, these two…make them stop!! Make them go awayyyyy already!! This is too much for my eyes to see first thing after breakfast..

  42. tim says:

    Where are all the Kardashian defenders?Teen girls take note: Do not go out in public sans slip without underwear. You’ll look like the crazy lady at the supermarket. What a tramp!

  43. Fai says:

    Damn…. It’s 2304hrs here in Singapore and this will, without a doubt, bring on the nightmares… Why did I click on the link??!! *goes off to take another shower*

  44. Noel says:

    She has gotten big. Kanye must have cum like icing

  45. Dahlia1947 says:

    She has no shame. Well i know she never did but still. (I am easily shocked. lol) She likes to humilate herself i guess.

  46. Harleyhoney says:

    She doesn’t hold the title “superstar”for nothing.

  47. HappyJoyJoy says:

    This outfit was made for Rihanna’s body type. Long, slender, small chested. Kim makes it look cheap & frankly I’m tired of her looking “encased” in everything she wears ALL the time. I do like her shoes, though. & I also appreciate the fact that her wearing a see through skirt keeps me from looking at her “not enhanced” face.

  48. mar says:

    holy shiz, the back fat and arm fat hanging out just complete this look.

  49. Dhavy says:

    She probably couldn’t get a bite in those clothes especially at a restaurant known for their beef. If she passed gas she would’ve ripped that to shreds

  50. Nava says:

    Crack kills…this has been your public service annoucement for the day. That is all you need to know for today…..Thank-you….

  51. Happy21 says:

    GOD, she looks like a two bit hooker.

    If it were my restaurant, I would not let her in. No shoes, No SHIRT, no service!

  52. palermo says:

    She has never looked worse. Reggie Bush could flatten Kanye with his pinky finger and never break a sweat.

  53. the original bellaluna says:

    Tacky, tacky, TACKY!! I simply REFUSE to believe that Lardassian here was a STYLIST prior to achieving fame by being pissed on by RayJ.

    That outfit is every shade of NO!

    • Sassy says:

      Stylist – no way. Her bizness was buying things on ebay with loans from her father and selling them to her “clients” who used her “closet organizing” business. I kid you not. This what she was doing “for a living” when she was first seen with the queen of has beens, Paris Hilton.

  54. G says:

    My DH want to go to Miami for our 10th wedding anniversay next February.

    These endless photos of skankwear in Miami are scaring me away?

  55. Ruyana says:

    Kim looks like a pro on the ho stroll. And Kanye? Well, at least he’s saving some good man from a terrible fate. Hope they stay together, perfectly compatible, same level of trashy, classless ick.

  56. Marla says:

    Please don’t stop commenting on her, or anyone. I need a good laugh everyday ! Also, if you stop, I might have to start trashing people I know..that be bad,bad bad.

  57. MissKittyKay says:

    she is straight up looking “plus sized” in these pics

  58. judyjudy says:

    I bet her crack gets hella chaffed. Especially in Miami.

  59. Nassy says:

    She literally looks like she shat her nappy

  60. ajrc says:

    That outfit just looks uncomfortable…she’s popping out everywhere! I can’t imagine going out to eat wearing that.

  61. Tania says... says:

    UGH! She is so gross! I too have a big butt, (but mine is natural and not as big as hers), but I know my limits. The skirt is so unflattering. She’s gone beyond sexy to trashy and sloppy.

  62. DIANE says:

    Lawd, how revolting is that one rear end shot? With that big bloated, untoned butt with a crack that seems to go on forever. Looks positively lardassian. I guess she’s too stupid to feel any shame in going out like this in public.

  63. Celt Lady says:

    Joan Rivers needs to put this on the “Starlet or Streetwalker” segment of Fashion Police.


  64. Loira says:

    Same ugly skirt she wore in Hawaii to get yogurt icecream. She still looks horrible in it, plus no underwear?

  65. Chell says:

    To quote the late Whitney Houston~

  66. MST says:

    When you have NO DISCERNIBLE TALENT you have to use any gimmick to get attention, including not wearing any underwear to accentuate the hugeness of your fake azz.

    And I still think Clownye is fug.

  67. Kate says:

    No undies + mirror shoes = Kanye’s idea?

  68. tru tru says:

    her ass is hanging so low, it looks depressed!

  69. AB says:

    I swear, that top looks like a nursing bra you get at Walmart!

  70. dj says:

    I think this outfit is a new low. She is getting what she wants and that is attention. But this smells of desperation!

  71. RobN says:

    Reggie may be the luckiest man in the world to have escaped this.

  72. Debsa says:

    Trash, comes in all shapes and sizes… your fifteen minutes are running out…

  73. Str8Shooter says:

    Once a skanky whore, ALWAYS a skanky whore.

  74. Jana says:

    She is way too fleshy for cutouts…and seeing her a$$ while I’m trying to eat my dinner would have taken my appetite away!

  75. lflips says:

    She looks like a prostitute.

  76. MsMileHigh says:

    So, she can’t afford properly lined clothing? Or maybe her smelly crotch needs some air?

    I hope to God they sterilized the chair she sat on during dinner after she left. No way that skirt is able to contain any of her butt sweat or cooties.

  77. dcypher1 says:

    What happened to the rest of her outfit it looks like she forgot to put her blouse on and her draws. Kim for the sack of humanity put sum freaking clothes on when u are in public. No one wants to see that.

  78. Ming Lee says:

    she wears these type of outfits for attention. (miley cyrus wore a similar outfit on a late night show no more than 2 days ago and received lots of attention for it)
    i think her whole plan behind doing the show in miami was to ‘accidently run into’ reggie bush and to show him what he was missing and to throw kanye in his face.. but it backfired with reggie’s girl getting pregnant.. and now kim is left trying trying to make herself feel better with any kind of attention, even negative.
    its crazy how her body changes shape depending on what type of spankx she has on, or lack of.
    any one of her glam squad peeps would have told her to put something different on, or add a slip or something. i think kanye hates having the glam squad with them 24/7, like kim normally does, so when kim is left to dress/style herself because kanye kicked out her style team, she comes up short… and with no panties.

  79. Genevieve says:

    Maybe Kanye is punking her. He’ll have her wearing even more ridiculous stuff as time goes on & then he’ll be like, PUNKED! Got you all!

  80. cruiz2 says:

    Took a peek. She looks like she has cushions strapped to her a** from afar.(are they implants or real?) Did she sew that hunk of cloth herself or maybe he did! Really bad fit, keep the butt crack in the bedroom. Trampy Trash the both of em.

  81. apsutter says:

    I’m sorry but in the pic where she is standing next to the car looking in the window she looks a prostitute. This family has absolutely no self respect or dignity. And of course she’s staring at her reflection in the whole time. What a vain little twit.

  82. EscapedConvent says:

    Brava, Kaiser, for that flipping funny headline. KK & K out for an early-bird special—Very sweet! “Elderly, yes—But I like it too!”

  83. Sunnyinseattle says:

    I did it. I couldn’t resist. I clicked on the picture and it it can never, ever be unseen. Such regrets….. :-(

  84. Ryan says:

    That top looks like an impractical sports bra.

  85. Suze says:

    Kaiser made me laugh hard with her comments.

    That’s the only good thing I can say about this whole mess here. Now I’ve gone a busted my great 100% streak of not commenting on Kardashian posts.

  86. Mandy says:

    Does Kanye ever go a day without wearing leather???? And are those the SAME leather pants he keeps wearing? I bet they stink.

  87. fola says:

    Wearing all this b/c of kanye west,this doesn’t look good on you kim

  88. crazycatlady says:

    Am I the only one that noticed in these photos she’s staring at herself in the car reflection? Especially the one above this article – she is literally checking out her largeass reflection on the car!


    I said it on Huffpo today and I’ll say it here: You can sum her up whole existence in three words: LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATME………………………………….