Sigh. I actually made a conscious choice to NOT write about Lindsay Lohan on Thursday and Friday, despite the fact that there was news about her. Now it’s a moot point, a nonsensical stand to take on my part. Because the crack drama will never end, however long the earth spins on its axis, so too will there be Lohan crack drama. First, let me just get this story out of the way. On Wednesday, author/screenwriter Bret Easton Ellis tweeted (and then deleted) this: “Patrick Bateman has just headed over to Lindsay Lohan’s hotel to confront her as to why she missed her f**king ADR on ‘The Canyons’ today…” ADR is Automatic Dialog Replacement, that’s when an actor has to go in and dub their own lines because the mic didn’t pick it up or there was sound interference or something. BEE is saying that Lohan was scheduled to do her dubbing and she blew it off. Which sounds completely normal for her. It’s not even notable.
Next story… on Friday, Michael Lohan and a bunch people showed up at “Lindsay’s Beverly Hills home” (????) for an “intervention”. This story makes absolutely no sense.
Cops just showed up at Lindsay Lohan’s Beverly Hills home after Michael Lohan and others tried to stage an intervention to get Lindsay into treatment … TMZ has learned.
Michael Lohan and several others showed up at Lindsay’s house Friday afternoon … believing she has fallen off the wagon … and they believe that’s why she has become a no-show for post-production work on her upcoming movie, “The Canyons.”
We spoke to Michael outside Lindsay’s place … and he said his daughter is surrounding herself with “a bunch of alcoholics and drug addicts.”
Michael also claims Lindsay’s entire team is on board with the intervention, though we cannot confirm that.
We’re told Lindsay was at the house when Michael and team arrived, but someone claiming to be her boyfriend shooed them away. The “boyfriend” told TMZ Lindsay was inside and any problems Lindsay has will not be solved by her father.
Someone called the cops to report a trespassing call. Cops are currently on scene.
UPDATE: 4:35PM PT Police have left Lindsay’s house … and so has Michael.
TMZ then had a predictable story which came straight from Lindsay’s a—hole, basically saying that she’s “pissed” that her father staged an intervention because she has NO ISSUES with drugs or alcohol (eyeroll) and Lindsay wouldn’t even open the door to her crazy father, etc. Lindsay is still pissed that Michael taped their conversation a few weeks ago, the same conversation when Lindsay told Michael that Dina was on cocaine. Lindsay thinks that Michael is “feigning concern as a ploy to get back in her good graces.” Dina feels the same way, telling TMZ, “This sole act by my ex was not an intervention nor was this extreme antic sanctioned by any member of Lindsay’s family or her professional team of handlers. It’s all about her father obsessed with making a name for himself in the news once again. It’s sad and I hope he stops masquerading as her father in public and starts acting like one in private.”
I have several questions. One, where is Lindsay’s “Beverly Hills home” and why is this the first we’ve heard of it? Is it a new rental or something? If she’s had the home for a while, why is she always staying at the Marmont? Also: Dina says Lindsay has a “professional team of handlers”? Why does that not inspire confidence? People who are well-adjusted and sober don’t NEED a professional team of handlers. And my final question: is anyone else beginning to wonder if Dina is worse off than Lindsay? And by that I mean I’m beginning to think that Dina is more of a mess in total, and that’s saying a lot.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Michael Lohan should just go away and never return. But it would be great if all those around Lindsey got together and staged a real intervention, with hard-hitting ultimatums, and insisted she go get help for at least 6 months in a secluded place.
I wish they’d all just go away…
It’s like never ending story… Sorry to say that but it seems only death of one of them could be a solution.
This^^^ Double-dittos. She’s still around so other HW morons can point to her and say “at least I’m not Lindsay Lohan”. Most are half-a-step away. Just one more precocious, over-hyped kid who should have spent more time hitting the books than hitting the clubs at age 16.
Their antics are just getting tiresome. It’s not even amusing anymore. Just incredibly annoying and recycled. They need a new bit.
I hate to defend him but he’s just a bit better than Dina…She’s the queen cockroach.
Agreed. And, in answer to Kaiser’s (in what I’m thinking is a rhetorical question), well, of course Dina is just as bad, if not worse than Lindsay. I thought that was well-established w/the Dr. Phil interview. That woman was beyond wasted in that interview.
I have to disagree. Michael Lohan beats women. He’s *way* worse.
I say let’s handcuff both their wrists to each other, & throw them down an old-fashioned well -never to be released.
I can think of no greater hell for either of them. One of them would probably end up gnawing a hand off just to escape…
“professional team of handlers” = hangers on
Like Crackie actually has any money left to pay real professionals.
And what’s with Crackie’s neapolitan ice cream look? Her face, chest and legs are each a different colour.
“neapolitan ice cream look” – still laughing at that five minutes after I read it! Thank you for that.
I was going to say she looks like nine miles of bad road but the neapolitan description is perfect. Please make them go away.
Every time one of these “parents” speaks I actually feel a small ounce of sympathy for Lindsay. The feeling soon dissipates when I remember how many people she has hit with her car, taken services from without payment, and how she probably had her sister hooking with her, etc. Point is, she’s a mess and you can directly attribute it to her freak show parents. From the moment this girl made her first buck, she never had a chance of not being used by these people. They may be using her in different ways but the ultimate goal is the same. They’re going to make as much money as they can until something horrible happens to her and then they’ll make money off of her when she has her final od, which will happen (btw, that’s not wishing her ill-will that’s just the next step if she doesn’t pull herself together.)
Dog breeders would have spade BOTH Lohan’s parents before they’d had the first litter.
What Beverly Hills Home? Thats what I said on Friday when I first read this…I dont ..know what to call it.
Didn’t she rent a house next to Sam Ronson’s some time ago? Was that in Beverly Hills? Does she still have it?
I actually hate myself a little bit for knowing about her stalking base…
First LL rented a house down the street from Samantha, and I think that was in the Hollywood Hills. Then Sam moved to Venice Beach, and Lindsay rented a house RIGHT NEXT to Sam’s property. But Lindsay moved out of the Venice Beach crack den a while ago. I seriously had no idea about the Beverly Hills property.
I wish I could remember where I read about her renting a home in Beverly Hills a couple of months ago, but she rented a place for $25K a month, which means one of her crack-ho daddies has to be paying the rent on it.
I even saw photos of the place and it’s lovely and I’ve wondered since then why she continues to stay in hotels for extended periods of time when she apparently does have a house.
There’s also a new story over the NYDN about some guy claiming to be her boyfriend and he mentions that he lives down the street from her.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/josh-chunn-best-influence-lindsay-lohan-article-1.1188437?localLinksEnabled=false
The Daily Mail had a pic of that house in Bev Hills that she allegedly rented for Liz & Dick, but I cannot believe that is where she is still staying–or that she ever stayed there.
They also interviewed the “new boyfriend.” She tweeted she has no boyfriend, so he’s probably just her new source….with a side order of pimp and a place to crash –literally and figuratively–when in LA.
Here’s the link. Guy sounds douchey.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2220853/Lindsay-Lohans-new-fitness-trainer-boyfriend-Josh-Chunn-says-best-influence-life.html
Boo – I don’t understand why she’d rent a house in BH for the shoot, then stay at The Chateau, only to not pay her bill, claiming Lifetime was responsible for it.
Of course, I understand there’s no accounting for crack-logic, so…
There was also a follow-up article on ROL or TMZ (I THINK) about MiLo claiming that she kicked her “boyfriend” off the property, and they picked him up in their van; at which time MiLo claims BF told him that Blohan IS a using, out-of-control mess (newsflash, right?) and needs help.
Of course, this is Milo we’re talking about, and there’s no counting on a known liar to tell the truth!
So, if what Milo says happened ACTUALLY happened, I can only surmise that BF is really Blohan’s dealer, and she owes him money; or her pimp, and she owes him money.
Gah – is MiLo really this man’s moniker? Oh, that just turns my stomach. My beloved dog is named Milo and I can assure that even neutered, he is a better father than this “person”
I do agree with the lo-w part when it comes to these people.
OK, Boo, I just read that article, and if he is “clean” and the “best influence” for her, why did they “bump into” each other at a PARTY AT THE CHATEAU?
Sketchy at best; one of those oft-maligned Blohan “users” at worst.
Bells! You disappoint me! He wasn’t there at the Chateau drinking or doing drugs. He was there to wish a friend Happy Birthday, of course!
Hahahahahahahaaaaaa.
You’re right, this story makes no sense. One second Michael Lohan is Good-Father raging against everyone around Lindsey, then he’s claiming, “we all planned this together!! (wink,wink)
Michael tends to talk like a teenage girl trying to make you believe her/(him). Just spitting out rambling shit (“oh yeah, her boyfriend-I KNOW him”) and then when you call him on it, doesn’t miss a beat….just goes in a different direction-yapping. In the end, you’re to tired to care.
That’s where she gets it from.
You nailed it.
Somewhere I had read, months back, that Lohan does have a actual home in LA. In the hills somewhere. But it was trashed. It looked fine from the street. But the same could not be said for the interior.
Can you image how filthy the interior of that home would be. Her constant smoking, drinking and trash just every where. Maybe she paid to have Merry Maids come in and haul all the filth out.
Too bad there isn’t someone in this girl’s life to pull a Jamie Spears and save her a**. If only there was a reasonable adult in her life to take over legally and financially, as well as get her some real help instead of grandstanding for the press, she might have a shot.
Let’s hope SHE doesn’t pull a Jamie Spears. The last thing we need is Lindsay Jr.
I think you mean Jamie LYNN, Brit’s little sis. Jamie is her dad’s name.
It has always seemed to me that Dina and Michael both want to be the “star”. You never hear much about their other children from either of them. And if they can’t be famous they’ll settle for infamous.
Also Dina and Michael have never stopped their war against each other. Except their attempts to make the other look bad have so far only hurt their children.
And two lazier people I have never seen. They will not give up the “movie star” lifestyle even though they don’t have the means to support it. A regular job is either “beneath them” in their own minds, or they are completely unqualified and unemployable.
I couldn’t agree with you more.
A rabid wolverine would have made a better parent than the pair she got. I actually pity her.
Look at that powder all over her feet.
You would think that someone who has been accused of being a druggie, would make sure to remove/rub in all the *cough* baby powder *cough* from her body before she left the house…
Oh well.
What is all that?? This isn’t the first time she’s been photographed with that nasty stuff on there….what a freak.
Appears more like an area where the tanning product has rubbed off.
I’m guessing she puts baby powder in her shoes because her feet sweat a lot (and likely stink too). Stinky, sweaty feet are often an indication of liver damage, which can occur when you’re constantly drinking and drugging.
I read in one of those news things where this “boyfriend” is claiming to be the best thing that ever happened to the crackenmonster. He’s saying he’s great and she’s lucky to have him. That they started dating a few months ago. Whatever. Who would want to date the crackenmonster? I wouldn’t want my name associated with her.
WHERE’S STEVE HONIG?
I must say I’m very concerned….about Steve Hoing! Why oh why haven’t we heard from Steve?! *lights a candle*
LOL! 😀 Mind if I join you, Mia? I promise not to laugh any more.
We’re all sending positive vibes toward you, Steve!
Do you know any hymns? 😉
I actually got curious and googled Hoing. He is a real guy (not Dina!). The main thing is it seems like he was more of a publicist for companies and events. However his other clients do include Victoria Gotti, Gilbert Gottfried, and Courtney Love (!). Forget Lohan, let’s get Hoing his own show.
Whoops duplicate comment. Still in a prayer circle for Steve Hoing.
All I can think of is NYPD saying “your turn”
Nothing is going to change for the Cracken until she gives her freeloading family the heave-ho.
Is a “professional team of handlers” different than a “team of professional handlers?” (Because I think it is.)
How is it BEE was sending a character to her HOTEL on Wed, but MiLo showed up at her Beverly Hills HOME on FRI? I know she’s a crackhead, but even SHE doesn’t move that fast.
Unless she’s calling 911 for something stupid. Or coming up with an excuse why NOT to show up to work. Or court. Or CS. Or she’s boarding a private jet, owned by one of her johns, to locations unknown. Or she’s fighting WO for the last rock. Or *sigh* never mind. *headdesk* It’s too early for this shit. Someone please pass me a cracktini.
Another round on the house…if LILO can why not us.
What I thought all these cractktinis were paid for by ______because you know it’s in our contract as long as LILO keeps making a crackmess we get free rounds on the house. Nope only the crack princess gets a free pass get out of jail bla bla bla card.
Thanks, Sugar! I say we get The Cracken to cover our bill. I mean, she had not one but TWO production companies pay for HER bills (Lifetime & SM5), because, you know, it was THEIR fault they gave her a job!
Following that crack-logic, it’s HER fault we have to drink all these cracktinis rimmed with sea jasper (that costs extra, you know), so the Clan of the Crackhead should have to cover ours! 😀
Anyone who would hire this garbage, would be crazy. I don’t understand how the girl keeps getting invited to parties, making public appearances like she’s still someone in demand. It’s makes my head want to explode. What would happen if she got shut out of all function that had a photographer to give her the attention she craves? And she wouldn’t be given the crappy roles. Then she really wouldn’t have any income coming in. Then what would happen to her?
I know people have asked this before, but how does LL still have a never-ending stream of willing benefactors (i.e. Johns)? What does someone get in return for paying her $25k monthly rent since presumably at this point there’s no bragging rights in the association. Might even want to keep your friends from finding out.
I have asked that question before and am still wondering. I agree, I can understand someone with a lot of money wanting to pay for a celeb, even a washed up celeb but as you said what thrill, high or bragging rights to they get out of LiLo?
Is anyone here from New York? I am wondering if the Cracken is going to have the same throng of paps and public for her concrete carpet walk as she did in LA.
Also, if she is late for court, will the judge be starstruck lenient with her? She can’t use Shawn for a lawyer either right?
those are great questions! in the wake of crack drama it so hard to sort thru it all.
Duh!! It’s so obvious! Lindsay’s home is in Beverly Hills but her place of work is the Chateau Marmont! I mean, she’s so dedicated to work that she ends up having to stay over a lot!!
(*sarcasm*)
Here’s a link to The Real Estalker, showing the house she’s renting:
http://realestalker.blogspot.ie/2012/05/lindsay-lohan-leases-in-beverly-hills.html
God help the neighbours…..
Any possibility she’s renting the mansion’s GUEST or POOL house? (I think she’s done that before.)
And I second that “God help the neighbours” and add “the owners” to it, as well!
Time for the judge in her hit and run case to toss her in jail with a mandatory long term rehab with no outside contact.
As much as both of her parents are famewhores and suck. I do trust Michael’s word at this point about what is going on. I think he is showing to be the most honest, although I don’t always agree with HOW he says something. That’s not to say he isn’t an SOB and a liar in regards to his own personal life. I just think he is the most honest one of this rotten bunch of apples. I also think in his own messed up way, he has the best of intentions he just has never gotten a good handle on his own personal issues.
At the same time, he just needs to leave LiLo alone. She isn’t going to cooperate with anything he says or does and she’s made the choice to side with her mother in all things. He can’t stop this train in the direction it’s going. Lilo will manipulate him to no end and she’ll call him when she needs or wants something. He’s better off trying to distance himself from this mess. That’s really the only way he can show his sincerity at this point.
These people (Lohans) are like ticks on the throats of society. They just suck the blood from some poor unsuspecting fool until they are full, fall off, live off that blood until empty. Then the find a new blood source and start their sucking all over.
Just when you think this family could not possibly get any more effed up… they go and get more effed up. I hate to say it but I think someone in this family is going to have to die before anything changes, and even then, I don’t know…
“If she’s had the home for a while, why is she always staying at the Marmont?”
Her home is always crawling with chiggers. 🙂
Michael Lohan needs an intervention, himself, and Lindsay’s legs look scabby/weird.
Jiminy Christmas does this girl have aunts or uncles? Cousins? Can’t someone else come and get her and her siblings?
Lindsay needs to write a no-holds barred (with verifiable facts no made up stuff) tell-all about BOTH of them. Make it 600 pages long, start with her first memory all the way up to now and she’ll hit the jackpot. Everyone will read that trainwreck because I’m sure Dina and Michael both have screwed several business partners over.
Then she can get treatment and retire. If she really wants to act she can go back to school. But these “parents” need to go.
I wonder what her leeching family and hangers-on are going to do when she finally OD’s. Will she join the “27 Club”??? It’s sure looks like it to me.
IF you go back to TMZ there is an update & this intervention was not just MIchael but the LOhan team lawyers & mangers together with MIchael trying to get her help. TMZ claims to have seen the emails & Texts supporting this. I think both parents are nuts but it does show some steps are being taken to actually get LOHAN into rehab
Has it occurred to anyone that they are going to make a movie about LL some day? Just a thought.
yup it will be based on the tragic life of little lost LILO gone too soon. please don’t think I’m being flip but somehow she seems determined to want to go out as some kind of a Marilyn myth.
Can we talk about her face in these pictures – why does it look like it’s peeling away from her skull?