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At this point, I know that as soon as we have new Tom Hiddleston photos, I must post them all immediately and slowly back away, never turning my back on the rabid Hiddles Fan Girls who have a need to devour images of their boy. These are new pics of Hiddleston at the BFI London Film Festival Awards in London last night. The London Film Festival this year seemed kind of busted… meaning that whatever the quality of the films shown at the festival, there was a serious lack of quality celebrities and actors on the red carpets. I remember last year’s London Film Festival… there was A-list talent all over the place. I guess this must have been an off year. But maybe not… because Hiddles is here to make it all better.
I do think he looks rather lovely and dashing in these photos. You can really see why he can so easily slip into period costumes… he just has that kind of “look,” that kind of face. He could easily fit into World War I or II with that face. He could be a hero in a Jane Austen (more Bingley that Darcy, but still). He could be the impertinent, hedonistic Caesar in ancient Rome. I do think he’s wearing makeup in these photos. Either that or it’s a poorly applied spray tan or self-tanner. Also: GORGEOUS profile. I could stare at his profile for a long, long time.
Tom was recently in Iceland filming the Thor sequel, as evidenced by his tweets. This has gotten all of the comic book people excited, of course. We already knew that Loki would be coming back in Thor: The Dark World, but the fan boys and girls got nerd-boners when Hiddles tweeted this a few days ago: “Sometimes the answer is to climb the nearest mountain and everything is better. Literally. Not a metaphor. #iceland”. Whatever, ladies. Just look at the photos and don’t bite me!
Photos courtesy of Daniel Deme / WENN.com.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Tom Hiddleston
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I love him on the gag reel for the Advengers movie. He is soo cute and funny.
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His foundation is a shade too dark.
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and yellowish around the chin.
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WHY GOD? WHY?!?!??
For reals, who does this to a gorgeous man? I mean, would you spraypaint on the Mona Lisa? Add a mohawk to the David? Demolish the Parthenon??
The answer is NO.
That being said, I’d still hit it like I was Ike and he was Tina.
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That’s the first thing I noticed too.
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Not my type.
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He looks perfect, he must have a latent defect (and I’m not talking about his crazy fans)….
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Nom nom nom nom!
Yum yum eat him up
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Loki, you’re a dashingly handsome villain, but for the love of God, PLEASE kick the bronzer to the curb and never look back!
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Do I really need to answer it?!
Best way to start the day and drink my coffee!
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No thanks, he looks orange.
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BAHAHAHAHAAAA ladies you better step aside please… he is SO mine! I’m going to kick all of your asses. that includes you Kaiser
I was at the awards yesterday, went with my boss (editor in chief got us invites) and whilst changing clothes in her car (no time to go back home etc…) the car next to us Hiddleston in there with another guy… He was at the back of the car was slowly driving past us but got stuck right there at the traffic light in an awkward position! I was trying to convince myself that it was a doppelganger but my boss who was driving turned around said “Isn’t it Tom Hiddleston?? Better stop moving or you’ll get noticed!”..I was frantically changing clothes in the back seat and I was very much embarrassed! Anyway later sat 6 tables away from him! Then he was about 5 people away from me during the whole hoopla in the press room, but didn’t get the chance to talk to him as he was dragged back to the dinner table.. He is freaking tall O__O
I also got the chance to say hi to Christopher Lee, so elegant and his deep voice, he was walking with a cane! And Helena Bonham Carter is so tiny hehe, now I know why she does those hairdo! And she and Hiddleston hugged later at the end of the ceremony. She and Tim Burton received a fellowship award!
Best night ever
Got so many juice of the London Film Festival but it’d be too long to write so will stop for now.
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*throws daggers with eyes*
I’m jealous and I can’t even string together a proper sentence cause I’m so jelly. The fight for Hiddles is gonna be a long, treacherous, and gory battle I see…
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Oh honey.. I shall throw at you a black Mamba if that’s what it takes! Now (virtually) back off!
Still reeling from last night.. Right now sitting at Southbank waiting for the next screening, and tonight the Festival is closing with Great Expectations (attended the press conference earlier it was very cool!), gotta change clothes in the bloody car again!
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Hmmm… and who is watching after our Hiddleston while you are watching Havisham and crew?
Gracie, darling, you grab a towel for the bronzer and I shall bring a custard pie. We can have him back in place before Dooliloo returns.
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I see it is too late to elbow my way into the Hiddleston tent…. you ladies better treat him right!
The Battle For Hiddles is shaping up to look like the tragic charge in War Horse. Hmmmm….who will emerge victorious?!
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why look at the army of women trying to lay a hand on mah husband…
*Alan Rickman voice* don’t…even…think…about it-ssss…or I cast a spell on you and y’all look like Miss Havisham alright!!!!! *hiss*
Anyway I got my spies on him here, so will know about his every moves… now shoo all of you shoo!
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Am horning-in here (pun intended…) to say he is definitely tasty. Alas, there’s too much competition here — and not necessarily all the female persuasion — so a nice viewing spot would do me nicely.
There’s something “David Niven-ish” about Hiddles which is very attractive. His proclivities are just opaque enough to give the gals some hope. The English know how to balance sex-appeal and intellect. He’s yummy.
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Dooliloo! Hiddles! Is that a dagger I see before me? Aimed at my heart?! Thank you for the details of the Festival. I hope Hiddles saw you changing clothes in the car—this will make you unforgettable!
These pics are glorious, & it’s a shame they’re subdued with all that bronzer/makeup. He doesn’t need that stuff. He is dashing beyond words in that beautiful, elegant jacket. The shawl collar jacket seems to be a trend & I love it.
No wonder they cast him as F. Scott Fitzgerald. He looked strikingly like him in “Midnight In Paris.”
I am *so jelly* about the Festival!
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@ EscapedConvent
Guuurrrrl thank God he wasn’t looking! I fell flat once in front of Rafael Nadal at the airport and he helped getting me off the floor, but he couldn’t help laughing his a$$ off and turns out we were taking the same flight.. aaarggghhhh!
Aaaahhhhh well I got noticed alright, I gave a Ferrero Rocher to Viggo Mortensen during his screen talk yesterday (and it was his b’day!!!). Kaiser girl, please make an article about Viggo..anything
Well the Festival is very cool, I like it because it was all kind of films and not just focused on the A lists, which is one of the reasons why I appreciated it, looks like they focused on the quality. And I was rooting for Rust and Bones so was so happy went it won Best Film
Gotta go for now, the next screening is up in 15min!
P.S: same goes to you, you can look at him and dream all you want but don’t even think about touching him… I’m watching y’all (and that includes you too Eve wherever you are!)! *side eye*
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dooliloo, I’m so jealous!!
Hiddleston is soooo hot! Oh my god, hot just sounds like one of his fangirls. And you met Viggo yesterday? Seriously, that’s enough for one life, step aside please 
PS I’d have died in the car by the way!
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I’m here I’m back!
@ Liv
Girl.. Aragorn and Loki in two days, more than what I bargained for indeed…
I can let you have Viggo… you better not walk on platforms here he is MAH husband Hiddleston… I’m watching you, *DO NOT* touch!!!
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@ EscapedConvent @ I Choose Me
In the cab, back from the closing party, didn’t stay long too tired and heels killing me didn’t recover from last night… went to the closing film, Great Expectations, Miss Bonham Carter was there again, it was brilliant!!!! So Happy with it all!
Yes Viggo is very charming, got the chance to approach him closer because I entered the room by the *WRONG DOOR* meaning the door he was walking in to reach the stage
the encounter lasted about 1min or less, I quickly said hi nice to meet you and said “hey it’s your birthday! happy birthday!” – “thanks very much” he smiled, and chuckled when I handed him my miserable Ferrero Rocher and we hugged. He smells like air that is all, no perfume I swear O.o then he and the man walked away..
Then when I got into the room well dammit I was about 7 rows away from him *sob*
Then he entered and it was over…gorgeous as ever… Indeed one does not simply walk into more doors!!!
Still y’all… Hiddles is *MINE* no more no less!
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@ dooliloo
Wow. Great details! If you’re going to fall flat on your face (It was your face, wasn’t it?) it’s sorta cool to do that in front of a gorgeous hunk o’ man. Good to know Rafael is a gentleman!
A Ferrero Rocher on his birthday! Viggo’s smile must have been lovely. A friend of mine got so Viggo-obsessed after seeing him as Aragorn I thought she might need an Intervention.
I don’t think I’d dare try to muscle in on Hiddles after the frenzied zeal of all y’all! *whimpers*
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See reply above
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So green with envy right now.
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See reply above y’all.
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I’m grinding my teeth so hard right now they may actually break.
Take a deep breath, Eve, take a deep breath.
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@dooliloo I’m soooooooo jealous. He’s wickedly sexy.
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Wow Dooliloo! That’s impressive. I’m also a fan of Hiddleston but less crazier. I’m much more interested by your Job. Which seems to be in connection movie. Maybe a critic? It is something i want to do ( i’m a student who loves movie, music…). So how did you achieve it? Could we talk about it in another place? I don’t want to disclose too much info about me. Thanks.
P.s : keep fighting, it is entertaining.
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Wow Dooliloo! That’s impressive. I’m also a fan of Hiddleston but less crazier. I’m much more interested by your Job. Which seems to be in connection movie. Maybe a critic? It is something i want to do ( i’m a student who loves movie, music…). So how did you achieve it? Could we talk about it in another place? I don’t want to disclose too much info about me. Thanks.
P.s : keep fighting, it is entertaining.
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Hello Elvyn
I’m a film editor like perhaps millions others on this planet
a fan but less crazier? are you talking to me????
nah well my darling we are very much civilized here, perhaps you should go have a look on tumblr…
Well you must find a way to send me your email address then…perhaps send it over to one of cele¦bitchy contacts and they shall pass it on to me?
eh..we’re all anonymous here frankly..
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LOL! I’m on tumblr. I see their craziness everyday ! But what could we do? They are mostly young teens discovering their feeling or lust, you know how we all acted between 12/18 about our celebrity crush.
I don’t find people here crazy. It is mostly a banter between adult who can joke freely.
Do you speak french?
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Hahaha je me disais ton username semblait Breton un peu!.. bref.. bah ouais on peut parler Francais si tu veux! Mais bon pas sur celebitchy, it’d be rude towards the peeps.. sorry guys ^^*
Alreet I gotta get back to work though but drop a line, I’m around..gotta keep a hawkeye on these sharks trying to snatch MY husband away ¬¬
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Ok! Retrouve moi sur les toiles heroiques . fr ! (sans les espaces)! Sujet : Arrow (la wb commande une saison complète)! Mon pseudo est facilement reconnaissable. Ça te va?
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Duty noted
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@dooliloo, I’m frankly impressed that you managed to change in the car without getting yourself twisted into a straitjacket hold. I tried changing in a car once and the result… well, let’s just say it wasn’t pretty!
Re: the tumblr thing: I’ve heard about it, but I’m a little afraid to actually look at it…
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@ Elvyn:
Indeed most of his fans on Tumblr/Twitter are hormone-filled teens, but some of the most disturbing, delusional posts I’ve seen were written by girls in their twenties.
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Ummmm,I wouldn’t hit it with a baseball bat.
His bones look fragile like a woman, his hair greasy and ambigously colored, and his bronzer situation is out of control (does this mean he wears makeup?).
Plus he needs several good meals to fill out his physique.Thinking about him with his shirt off grosses me out.
He will never be a leading man.
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Good to know! The queue behind me was getting too long…
One less “fight” for MY MAN!
P.S: he’s naturally thin actually so…
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Not just naturally thin, but he’s stated in interviews that he had to lose weight to play Loki. Given he was just filming…
He should come on over to my place. I’m an excellent cook, and willing to feed him. Naked. In bed.
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@ Izzy…
I shall deal with you later about having Hiddles *deadly side eye*
He buffed up first because he was aimed for the Thor role, then production told him they actually wanted him to be Loki, hence why he had to shrink back again… However he did a few more pounds for the Jim Jarmusch film.
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I love tall lithe men…I hope Tom doesn’t become too famous though, cause I fear he’ll sell out and start having fauxmances and not so nice bi’s about him…..*shrugs*
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Yes please, please form an orderly queue behind me…
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Too late…..
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I like him as an actor, but other than that I find him a bit … ehm creepy.
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Well this made my sick Sunday so much better. He’s cute
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I seriously squeal every time there’s a Hiddles post, I haven’t been a fangirl since I was a crazy preteen in love with the Jonas brothers…(I’m really dating myself lol, JB 4eva) celebitchy could always use more Hiddles posts.
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He shares my top celebrity crush spot with Ryan Gosling. THAT is how much I love Tom Hiddleston!!
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no
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@Izzy@Gracie: Step away!
@Dooliloo: you’re next, b*tch!
. Thanks for the details on the London film festival. He is naturally skinny, I noticed when he did the love scene with Rachel Weisz in The deep blue sea. Oh, he’s like 6’3” right? For real…no heels, hehehe
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Yea he is tall, that’s a sexy tree I’d like to climb. *drools and dazes off*
Oh hells no, I may not have a slutshank, but I will go Katniss Everdeen on you all.
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*SIDE EYE FEVER BOILING*
You really want to mess with Black Mamba don’t you… I will only say this once : both of you, better yet ANY of you, if you want to live longer, hands off from MAH husband! *cracks fingers*
Anyway I think I’m far ahead y’all as I got to smell him from far, all I got was smelling air but whatever, we were in the same room so… *flicks hair*
Yes tall, no heels! I think it’s because he’s quite thin that his height seems impressive, a bit like Peter Crouch (a freakishly rich footballer here who is freakishly tall and bony skinny so he IS the real scarecrow!), only that Hiddleston is prettier and has a bit more meat eh. He’s 6’2″ he said but I’m willing to believe that he’s till growing as he looked taller than that (and I’m a tall for a woman, 5’11)!
side note : he’s very fair skinned, so it may explain the unnecessary bronzer… so obvious and doesn’t suit him… *sigh*
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*starts loading arrows*
You may have a head start but I’ve got youth on my side *z snap*
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Guuurrrl, you called it!
I’m in London… *snaps fingers*
My boss partied with him 3 times… *snaps fingers*
My boss promised I’ll assist her next time she lands an interview with him… which is in about hmmmm… a month? *snaps fingers and adjusts cleavage*
bye!
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@Gracie: We need to change our strategy. That B*tchy Dooliloo is getting closer to him. You use the femme fatale strategy, I will use all tactics I learnt reading the art of war…We can also talk to Eve for support. United – for now- we stand a better chance. Let her expose herself, spill all the details and we… bam! win him over!
Oh Dooliloo, sweetheart… you are here! I thought you had left for another screening. How was it?! Don’t forget we are counting on you for all the details about Tom. I am crossing my fingers for you!
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“My boss partied with him 3 times”
Uh, you can’t just drop a line like that and NOT give details!!?!?!?!
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@ Ladytron2000
Ha! She didn’t give me any details either, except that he can move but it’s funny. I asked “funny how?” and she said well he can bust some moves but it’s still very funny because of his hands, I was like “eh?hands??how??why??” but she laughed, shrugged and changed the subject… (couldn’t insist she’s the boss T.T)
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@Dooliloo: thanks for the details about his moves,
. Oh, I was so into the Hiddles post yesterday that I totally forgot to thank you for telling us your Viggo encounter. Isn’t he more handsome in person?! *needs a fan*
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“Ha! She didn’t give me any details either, except that he can move but it’s funny. I asked “funny how?” and she said well he can bust some moves but it’s still very funny because of his hands, I was like “eh?hands??how??why??” but she laughed, shrugged and changed the subject…”
UGH! What a wench! Seriously, I’ve seen his “moves” and he’s got style & grace & rhythm but he is still very white. LOL But anyway, don’t you hate people who are so cryptic… like, “Oh he was absolutely fabulous in bed. He did things to me no one has ever done before.” “Like what?” “Oh, you know. Things.”
Just stab me in the forehead with a fork & get it over with. I’m convinced though that partying with The Hiddles would be fun. He seems like a horny drunk. And I mean this in the best possible way.
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I don’t know where this reply is going to show up, but damn the torpedoes….it looks like Dooliloo is going to meet Hiddles’ sweet-honey little face before the rest of us. Sigh…..
It may be time to declare a winner. Or is it too soon? (I realize the pushing & shoving will continue.)
Dooliloo, hey girl—if you meet him, for your own safety, for your very life, *don’t* let the news reach Tumblr!
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I am with you, EscapedConvent. Alas, I think Dooliloo shall reign victorious… this round.
I shall wait over here with you for waiting is what I do best. I waited out a crazy lady in the attic I can sure as sunshine wait out this massacre.
And yes, Dooliloo, do not let any of the online communities know of your dalliances with Le Hiddles… except for us, of course.
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She may have won the battle but the war rages on…
Besides, she may get him, but can she keep him? :p
*puts down arrows and studies femme fatale religiously*
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On a serious note, I agree with Escapeconvent. I never checked this Tumblr thing, but for what Eve tells us here, it seems pretty scary.
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Stay away from Tumblr if you know what’s good for you.
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@j.eyre
Ha! Great comment. Yes, you did wait out a madwoman in the attic! And sometimes…..”slow & steady wins the race”….
But these ladies have crossbows!
All right, I guess we can curl up in the corner here & watch the fireworks!
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Don’t forget I have pie…
ps – is it just me or does Gracie look kind of hot with that long braid and quiver?
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I’m gone for a few hours and what do I see when I’m back..? Back O-F-F y’all!!!
Gracie, EscapedConvent, j,eyre, LucyOriginal… etc etc…
See what Black Mamaba did to the Crazy 88 with her Hattori Hanzo blade? Ain’t nothing compared to what I’ll do to you if even you dare thinking conspirate to snatch MAH husband away from me… again…you’ve been warned!
Oh call eve if you want.. I now detain *juicy* evidence on her Cumberbatch *evil grin* but anyway we agreed to swap both Cumberbatch and Hiddleston for 30min, no more no less… she better not betray me *deadly look*
Gosh in the cab, typing and texting and tweeting… pretty good at it! Well I was at a screening called La Sirga, then changed clothes in the car again (safe this time) and headed to the closing film ceremony Great Expectations; I saw Bonham Carter again, shook hands with David Walliams who is surprisingly less ugly in person than on pics or TV. And didn’t stay long at the party though, tired and a bit of work to do not to say a lot of editing. And my feet are killing me
MY Hiddleston is going to be filming around London, then I know for sure he’s got a couple of photoshoots coming up and one his big first cover for a men French magazine next year, they still won’t tell me the name of the magazinr but I’ll find out enough soon (got MY spies everywhere now!)
Oh hell nawl I stay away from crazy TUMBLR! But I can tell you that I promised myself I’ll visit it the day he’ll get a girlfriend and watch the apocalypse for sure and make popcorn
Again in case you missed it… he is *MINE*
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Dooliloo, I miss you sooooo much(In a very friendly and sweet voice)! I am not really concerned about your blade, before you even think about using it , I will use some capoeira moves on you!
But…but…let’s be friends! You can have him as Loki, I will have him as Fitzgerald or the soldier in war horse, etc…lol
When Tom and I become official and hell breaks loose, be supportive of me against the Tumblr loonies, will you?! hahaha
ps: Have you seen the movie NO by Larrain? I saw on NYFF, I really liked it. Losing reason is amazing too!
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Who said I had a blade? I just said it’d be nothing compared to what I’d do to all of you and it goes beyond blades and other capoeira moves… Certainly won’t reveal my superior secret weapon HA!
Nah-huh! No sweet talk nor friendship you mischeavous sneaky b!tch, he is MY husband!..
Say that “you and him official” again and I throw an anonymous word on tumblr and the crazy Stans shall go after you… you dig???
Aye I saw No at the Cannes Festival this year, Gael Garcia Bernal had me gasping all over the place, had a crush since La Mala Educacion (Bad Education)… The film is very engaging and very well written, riveting eye on the ad industry and marketing campaign that can change minds… It may enter the best foreign film in the Oscar campaign, but alas my heart is beating for Rust and Bones… hope Audiard gets it this time…
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@Gracie, my tactics are already working. She just showed how vindictive she is and she wants us to believe she is unpredictable…
@Dooliloo: I guess your divorce papers (requested and signed by him) haven’t arrived. Runs frantically, turns lights off and hides under her blanket. ***I’m so scared***
ps: Have you seen Gael in Y tu mama tambien, amores perros and the motorcyle diaries? Go see these movies too!
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dooliloo, your posts on this thread are killing me!
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Got all the DVDs, add to that Babel, The Science of Sleep and The King… Oh and also the one he directed Deficit.. like I said I’m a fan (crush by association eh…)
Why look at you waving victory tactics wise already… as if!!! Ever heard about the words inception and diversion? seems like it’s working.. better yet you still won’t know if I mean it or just throw a bone… keep trying… still ahead…
Married from dusk till dawn baby, keep dreaming
Good grief it’s 4am here! Must go to sleep but I can’t, got to edit another long a$$ review.. LE sigh… but it’s worth it love my job
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WHAAAT juicy evidence on Cumberbuns? You can’t just say that & go back to plotting your Hiddles takeover! For God’s sake WHAT juicy evidence on Ben? He is my very Cumby! My precious…..
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@ GoodCapon one must defend her territory
@ EscapedConvent you…you really want a short life don’t you… Cumberbatch *belongs* to Eve first thing first ha! Oh the juicy evidence I got it at a press screening through film editor peeps, it is *precious* indeed! Not going to spill the beans yet, nah-huh!
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Ok, I’m here…still recovering from reading about your encounter with Viggo Mortensen (you bitch!).
I read the words Cumberbatch and juicy. I need to know about this. NAAAAAAAAAAAO!!!
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@ Eve
I’m back! Desculpe o trabalho todo dia
First thing first, I heard it from peeps, now options are either they are really good liars or they are just telling the truth.
It was at the Argo screening, 30min before it started, everyone was in the hall chatting and I was on my phone texting, tweting and celebitching. Until 2 editors peeps whom I see at films festivals from time to time one of them poked me to say hello, hi said hello back we exchanged few words etc. then they stood by and started talking about films, and other anecdotes and talked about the Jury for the awards, and that’s when I heard Hiddleston was among the jury, had no clue, so it grabbed my attention and…
Here is the convo (rather not giving their names who knows…) :
Woman 1 : oh well Benedict Cumberbatch is not on the jury? Weird I thought he would, the new wave y’know…
Woman 2 : No he isn’t on the jury list, but are you going at the awards in a coupl’a days yeah? [side note : now I know it's the crime thriller awards she was talking about]
Woman 1 : yeah… can’t wait to see him, heard he’s so nice! Ohhh y’know woaaa (translation -> what)? Simon waza’a paar’ee (was at a party) with him in Mayfair and he bumped into him in the toilets…
[both chuckle]
Woman 1 : and…[gasps]…and..he said he had a huge ****!
Woman 2 : HAHAHAAAAAA [puts hand in front her mouth to stop laughing] well I always thought so b’cuz y’know even Carol confirmed it yeah, she said when she interviewed him for War Horse he was sitting funnaayyy (funny) and she could see it and was distur..
Woman 1 [interrupts] : no wayyyy! y’know wooaaa Helen told me that too, she waza the BBC studios when she meh’im (met him)
Woman 2 : wait did you hear about the commando rumour though? But I don’t think it’s true
Woman 1 : wha’ commando rumour?
Woman 2 : Well apparently sometimes he’s got a habi…
[editor in chief storms in] : Oi! The screening is ge’ing star’ed come over here will you?
T.T
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Are you sure this conversation wasn’t about your Hiddeouston*?
http://lokismonstercrotch.tumblr.com/
I mean, I’ve read more than once that the Cumberd*ck isn’t exactly impressive. Well, if they’re telling the truth he must be a grower then. Although I read a review for “Frankenstein” where the woman (who wrote it) said she got distracted by (or couldn’t focus on the play itself because of) his “flailing c*ck”.
I didn’t get the “he’s got a habi”…you mean he’s got the habit of going commando sometimes? If that’s true, I want to meet him while he’s wearing a kilt. Yes, I want easy access to his private parts.
*Saw that on ONTD a while ago and laughed my ass off. There’s so much (hilarious) hate for Cumberbatch there — they always compare him to Hiddleston, saying how perfect Mr. Orange Foundation is (whereas he’s a The Lagoon Monster) — that it was refreshing to see at least one poster hating on Hiddleston for a change.
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Good grief a PR mate sent me that link months ago… a tumblr for his crotch only what in the entire f&^%£ O_o and to say I was just recovering from the fans creating panties with his head printed on it -___-*
Well, on Frankenstein he must have been pretty excited to get on the stage eh… teehee!
I think she was about to say habit yes, but then my boss dragged me away (she’s quite….bossy!) to see Argo – brilliant film btw – so couldn’t catch the rest of the convo.. Y’know what he’d look good in a kilt now I think about it eh…
Hahaha Hiddeouston
well there have got to be some haters out there at some point eh, same for Cumberbatch. At the dinner awards Hiddleston foundation/fake tanner/whatever-that-is was kinda hard to notice because the entire venue was purple, purple lights everywhere, so I only saw that on the red carpet pics online, it cracked me up! Seriously either he does it himself, or his makeup artist does for him and he looks at himself in the mirror and agrees with it.. either way dude must get off it, good grief it’s awful 
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@ dooliloo & Eve
I just got sooo dizzy looking for a “reply” button after I saw your latest comments! I’m not sure where my 2 cents are going to wind up. Ahem…..whose face is printed on whose panties?! You’re not even kidding, are you? God help us, every one.
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@ EscapedConvent:
Dooliloo told here on CB, a while ago, that Hiddleston fans designed/created a line of panties with his face printed on them. Yes, it came to this: his face printed on panties.
Now she mentioned that again. But we (especifically Dooliloo and I) have been talking mostly about Benedict Cumberbatch’s alleged d*ck size
. I’ve read people saying it’s small like an accorn, others said it was “flailing and distracting” during Frankenstein (an actual critic, writing a review about the play), and the two producers Dooliloo overheard said it was huge. I don’t know. I wanna see the receipts!!!
P.S.: @ Dooliloo — Cumberbatch already has people hating on him (HARD!) on ONTD. That was the first time I saw ONE poster criticize Hiddleston there: he’s usually praised to no end and they only post the most flattering pictures of him (while posting the most horrible ones of Cumberbatch they can find).
Google “ONTD and Benedict Cumberbatch” and you’ll see it. But I find it hilarious.
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@ EscapedConvent:
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Lower back dimples…*sigh*
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orange and ugly.
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Why he is always orange at the event? He doesn’t look good in it … but he still try …
No, I wouldn’t hit it.
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GOOOOOD MORNING!!! *sigh*
…His makeup looks like carrot sh*t. Damn. No Bueno! I’m in such a good mood, free pass today.
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Yes Yes Yes. Happy Sunday girls!
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Is it weird that I find male actors with adult acne endearing? Haha, I mean I really like it because it’s like, “Wait! They DO have flaws!”. I know, I’m strange….
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That bad bronzer is a shame but still, he seems to have the old Hollywood look down. I can’t even begin to imagine what the effect is like in-person with the height, the voice…I seriously don’t know how a guy could stay humble and down to earth with women melting into puddles all around them. That might be the one defect we’re all looking for.
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I wonder what it is going to happen at his career, he does not seem to have many projects, Fassbender seems to be the britsh idol of Hollywood and Cumberbatch with his odd look is certainly going to make his path but for him I don’t know, maybe a career like Colin Firth
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Not to be political but Fassbender is Irish not British.
Tom seems lovely and is a definite would. He’s not my usual type but his enthusiasm is endearing and he is bordering on film geek in interviews which is so sweet. His tolerance of the crazy fangirls will bite him on the perfectly formed arse however. Hopefully his latest quiet period on twitter was a sign he is backing off slightly, I follow him and have tweeted occasionally but he is regularly spammed by these crazy girls who won’t leave him alone until he replies and some send him video messages, I’ve physically cringed reading some of it.
I feel bad for whomever he ends up dating.
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My flawless prince <3 !
Idgaf about bronzer, he could get it.
I can’t wait for his new movie with Queen Tilda.
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Far too feminine for my liking.
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Amen sister.
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No….he looks smug and I hate smug.
Not so much in these photos, but in others and in interviews especially.
I do like his profile though.
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To quote professor snape.. “Always….”
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Kaiser, it’s true about how he has “the Look” for period dramas. Since that’s my favorite thing, I’d be watching. I’d like to see Hiddles as Angel Clare, soon, before he ages out of the role. That would be sweet.
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Who for Tess?
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&andy, I’ve been thinking about this. I think I need some help with suggestions, because all I can think of are the usual suspects, i.e. Carey Mulligan, Imogen Poots. I can’t think of anyone in this age group that seems like Tess. But Toby Stephens, when he was perhaps a bit younger, would have made a great Alex D’Urberville.
There are so many adaptations for Tess it’s almost comical. My very favorite was on A & E—Justine Waddell & Oliver Milburn.
Do you have any ideas?
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No.
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Ick. I fail to see the draw as he looks like Downton Abbey’s chauffeur and Judge Reinhold. Either way, I’ll leave him to you!
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Judge Reinhold?! I don’t know if I agree but thanks for making me laugh!
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No, look again! Just like late Judge Reinhold on Arrested Development, after his weight loss. It’s all I can see.
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Dear God, yes. Yes…I would absolutely hit it. If he would wear the Loki helmet while I hit it, I could die and go to heaven afterward because life couldn’t possibly get any better.
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Mmm, now that you mention it…hot!
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Definitely a self-tanner mishap, but I’ll admit that he is utterly charming.
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Whoever applied his ‘face’ needs a slap. Of course if he did himself I’ll take of that. He needs an assistant who wouldn’t let him out like that.
Regardless he still wears the hell out of a suit and glad to see he’s actually gained some weight after looking way too thin for the Only Lovers Left Alive role.
BTW has anyone ever seen any photos of him “bulked” up for his Thor audition? He say he put on 20lbs of muscle but honestly to look anywhere near the Hemsworth look he would have needed double that.
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Not my type but definitely looks better than Benedict Cumberbatch!
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WHAAAT! You leave Cumby out of this, Samantha!
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I would totally hit it….He and Fassy are the hottest gingers in Hollywood in my opinion.
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He is naturally blond.
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Blond with ginger beard (Scottish descent)
Same for Fassbender, he’s kinda dark haired with a big ginger beard!
Same for James McAvoy, Ewan McGregor… hot ginger lava all of them!
Watching you Lucy girl… *side hawkeye*
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Keep watching me Doolilloo… Watch me snitch MY man under your nose! heeheheh
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Yeah right.. I replied to y’all above and your silly femme fatale plans already… keep dreaming… *flicks hair*
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He’s adorkable. How can you not like him?
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I’d hit it til it broke. Loki always wins
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my god, who wouldn’t
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Ooooh my GOD. YES. All over. I wanna climb him like a spider monkey.
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I’m sorry, but you would never be able to climb him. Before this even had a slight chance to happen…you would have to survive Gracie’s dagger, Dooliloo’s blade and my capoeira moves. But you can still climb him in your dreams,
.
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*adds names to “soon-to-disappear/to be taken care of” list*
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I fight dirty, ladies! And I’m very spry, I’ll be like Neo dodging all that shit you’ll throw my way! My adoration for this man long precedes Thor. When we all meet on the battlefield we’ll see who comes out on top. I’m gonna go she-Rambo all over these bitches
For real though, I’m glad he has so many fans supporting him. He’s a great actor, he really deserves it
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Lol.
Always jumping into the ring too late.
I would deliver the ultimate beat down and rake you miserable b*tches over the coals to get to him. I won’t mention names, cuz I think that’s obvious and I don’t have the time nor the inclination to exact personal assualts to the nemical c*nts who threaten to get in my way.
I can say that regarding few celebities.
There’s something that makes me want to go certifiably eroto-manaical just to possess him.
*Keeps close watch as she sharpens her blade*
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*side hawkeye*
*adds another name to the “deadly ninja assassination of wannabe Hiddleston Snatchers” list*
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Wow. This is shaping up to be an epic battle. But there can be only ONE bitches! May it be I Choose Me. *cue azzkicking music*
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Please, keep your erotomania (as long as you don’t hurt him) and I can smile and wave from his arms to your low class a** in jail,
.
@Dooliloo: please, add this one to you list. Good night!
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One of the reasons I read celeb itchy it’s because you post Hiddles and fassy stuff, so bless your heart! He is gorgeous and sexy!
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Oh, Hiddles. Forsake the self-tanner, I beg thee.
Damned right about that profile, though. You rarely see a nose so straight.
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Thanks for the infos, Dooliloo. You’re a darling.
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You are most welcome
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So, will we be able to talk about being a film editor, working maybe as a critic? Thanks.
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Makeup issue kind of looks like he’s trying to cover up a sunburn.
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Even with that heinous make up, YES YES!
Although they don’t look alike, Tom reminds me of Michael Fassbender. He’s just the more refined, tame, blonde version.
I’m loving the Hiddleston love, Kaiser! Keep it coming!
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exactly what I thought, Hiddleston is the husband and Fassbender is the lover with who you do very dirty things (also with the hubby but I don’t know why I think Fassbender would be more kinky
)
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Nah. His forehead is large. Tyra large.
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I prefer him as loky XD hum…
YEEEEEESSSS!!!!
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He’s kind of grown on me, so probably. Never to the extent of some of the fangirls, though. Jesus…
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HIDDLES! Don’t worry, I’m not one of the crazies…they ruin it for the rest of us.
Tom is a great actor and a real sweetheart. He is perfect for period dramas lol. I can’t stand to look at him in makeup though, but I must say–all of his suits have looked damn good and tailored right. He’s always dressed very well on the red carpet.
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I would do dirty, dirty things to that man.
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You would until dooliloo caught you with him. ;-}
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:-O
Canadian girl you got two options : step away with some dignity or die without dignity under the wrath of my weapon!
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Dayum! I am enjoying myself far TOO much on this thread. So entertaining. Bitches be throwing punches & jabs, swords & daggers, knives & karate moves left & right!
I’m gonna just sit back and watch all y’all kill each other and then prance off the field with MY spoils – Le Hiddles, thank you very much!
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*side Hawkeye*
Keep dreaming…
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I know. I’m a lover, not a fighter anyway. Le sigh.
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Lol, he’s still so effing gorgeous putting the discolored foundation aside. “) Oh, Tom. <3
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I cant get over how handsome this man is, yes I agree the bronzer is not good , but damn this man is FINE !!! Where do I get a man like this ??? Seriously people…where ?? Bless you Kaiser for this !
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