These are photos of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher on Friday outside of the “Pampered Foot” in Studio City. The couple that gets pedicures together stays together? Ugh. And now my head is filled with really gross images of Ashton and Mila doing some bizarre foot sex stuff. GROSS. Don’t get me wrong… I consider foot fetishes to be harmless and kind of sweet and funny. It’s just the idea of Ashton in particular having anything to do with any woman’s feet… ugh. I can’t.
I tend to believe that this footsy photo-op was probably in response to Demi Moore’s new PR strategy. Do we even have to debate that Team Demi is trying a new strategy? I think last week’s People Magazine cover speaks for itself. Her new strategy is “pity poor Demi, she’s so miserable and brave because Ashton is boning Mila Kunis.” If that doesn’t make any sense, I’m guessing that it makes more sense to Demi after a few Whip-Its. Anyway, Page Six has some new information on what’s going down behind the scenes with Demi and Ashton:
Despite being separated for more than a year, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still locked in a fierce private battle over the financial terms of their divorce settlement.
Sources tell us that lawyers for Kutcher, the highest-paid TV actor last year, and Moore “are trying to negotiate a settlement out of court and out of the public eye.” But “they still haven’t reached an agreement over money, because Ashton earned substantially more during the final years of their marriage, but he doesn’t want to pay a large settlement.”
And one source added that if they don’t reach a private agreement, “the discussion could boil over into a public court battle.”
Kutcher, who made $24 million last year, and Moore split up after six years of marriage when he was reportedly caught cheating during their anniversary weekend. He has since moved on with a very public romance with former “That ’70s Show” co-star Mila Kunis.
Meanwhile, Moore has been putting on a brave face in New York the past few days, hosting the GEMS Gala Wednesday before heading out to dinner with friends.
Thursday night, Moore attended a birthday party in Red Hook, Brooklyn, for Kabbalah leader Karen Berg, whose son Rabbi Yehuda Berg performed the marriage ceremony for Moore and Kutcher. Sources tell us the bash had a Texas-hoedown theme with hay bales and fire pits and a family-style dinner at long tables. Witnesses said Moore turned up in jeans and boots with three girlfriends and “looked happy and mingled with other guests,” including Donna Karan, Cobra Starship’s Gabe Saporta and the Berg family.
Other sources and sites have claimed that Ashton and Demi are getting hung up over the money too, which I still don’t understand. Demi has lots of money! She saved her money from when she was a big star, she still gets acting and modeling gigs, and most importantly, her production company makes a lot of money too. I don’t understand why Demi thinks Ashton should give her some major settlement. Then again, I don’t really understand why Ashton won’t just pay her to get her out of his life. And then he’ll be free to marry Mila’s feet. It’s all very confusing.
PS… I think Ashton is sucking the hotness out of Mila. I hate to say it that way, and I hate the idea of it, but seriously. Mila has looked like hell ever since she started up with him.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
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