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VH1′s Couples Therapy, featuring creeper Doug Hutchison, 52, and his then-17 year-old bride, Courtney Stodden, is airing now. We’re hearing details from the show and they’re just as disturbing as you would expect from this couple. In a recent episode, Courtney admitted she sometimes slips and calls Doug “dad.” Doug even called Courtney his “child,” at one point adding that “I’m raising my wife.” *shudder* Earlier we heard about some of the issues in Doug and Courtney’s relationship, which include Courtney’s admission that she sometimes forgets she’s married, (which partially explains why she confuses Doug with her dad) and the fact that Courtney still texts an ex boyfriend, sometimes while she’s in bed with Doug. It’s just a messed up situation from every angle.
The latest has Doug breaking down and cry-whining that he’s lonely because Courtney can’t stay with him on set due to child labor laws. Radar had a video clip of this up, but VH1 pulled it for some reason. I tried to find this scene in the episodes on their site and I couldn’t, so I’m not going to focus on it. Radar has a description of what happened, and it’s telling how Doug couldn’t cope on his own and acted like an immature pre-teen when Courtney was away. I think that goes far in explaining their relationship.
Instead I’d like to talk about these quotes from Courtney, on how the fact that she enjoys dressing like a hooker has “saved many lives” and empowered people. Really she said this. It’s on a preview clip of the next episode, which is above also.
Therapist: Courtney and Doug, tell me a little bit about the power in your relationship.
Courtney: I think that we, you know, fight for the power, you know both of us… but I think that in the majority of things I do have the power over the relationship.
Therapist: Where do you get your power from.
Courtney: With certain things, that’s just the way that I dress. I have a passion. I am an advocate for having the right to be who you want to be, and there are people out there who don’t have a voice to dress the way they want to dress, look the way they want to look – due to the backlash and the actions of other people. I have saved many lives.
Therapist: I want to know where you get the power in your relationship with your husband. For real… No more beauty pageant answers…
Then Courtney goes into the stuff about how she’s still talking to her ex, and Doug said he took her phone and told Courtney’s ex not to talk to her any more. I wasn’t too interested in that.
In Courtney’s mind, she has power because she dresses like a skank, and that’s somehow saving the lives of other young people who are trapped in non-revealing clothing, afraid to let their inner strippers out. Prostiteen power activate!
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Courtney Stodden, Doug Hutchison
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Courtney Stodden, patron saint of teen hookers.
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OMG you said it BEST!
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Mass for the Feast of Saint Courtney the Inappropriate (a movable, jiggly feast)
Entrance hymn: Ave verum corpus (Hail, true body)
First reading: “And you, O desolate one, what will you do? Although you dress in scarlet, Although you decorate yourself with ornaments of gold, Although you enlarge your eyes with paint, In vain you make yourself beautiful. Your lovers despise you; They seek your life.” (Jeremiah 4:30)
Responsorial psalm: “I will lift up mine eyes to the hills” (Psalm 121)
Second reading: “Likewise, I want women to adorn themselves with proper clothing, modestly and discreetly.” (1 Timothy 2:9)
Prayers of the Faithful:
For all who labor under the delusion that Lucite hooker heels and a cheesy armband are klassy with a capital K, Lord, graciously hear us.
For the oversexed younguns who think licking the lips and twitching the nose, so that all who see shall believe them to be in the throes of a grand mal seizure, is teh sex-AY, Lord, graciously hear us.
For the delusional old farts desperately clinging to youth by clinging to their underage spouses, who they have snatched from their gullible and irresponsible parents, and who impose themselves on those spouses in ways both disgusting and skeevy, Lord, graciously hear us.
I could go on, but you get the picture.
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I wish I had an award to give you for this comment.
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Utterly amazing.
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Truly moving I must recommend to my priest for next Sun.
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A.MAZ.ING
You, my dear, have won the prize for best comment ever.
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Thanks, everyone! I couldn’t have done it without the intercession of Our Lady of Enhancements!
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Preach it sister! Hallelujah!
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“And Doug replied, ‘Yea, ‘though I walk through the Eye-Shadow of the Valley-of-the-Dolls, I shall fear no evil, for there’s no fool like an old fool, and I am thy father, who art in heaven between thy self-empowering, life-saving D-cups —can you say, Hallelujah!”
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ZING! Excellent snark… very, very impressive. I would love to give you a trophy.
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A round of applause to all of you.
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My gawd they are disgusting….
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But now that she’s 18 this freakshow is over, right? How long can a high school drop out and bitter washed up actor live on the royalties of a few VH1 episodes?
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The headline plus the accompanying picture of her lips poking out made me struggle not to bust out laughing at work.
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Make these two idiots go away.
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She seems like a great candidate for one of those sensational murder victim. Not that I suggesting someone brutally kill her. Just everything about her screams “unsolved mystery”.
Although, it could simply be she looks like every actress to ever get murdered in that show. Or it could simply be her 80′s styling.
I’m going to have to think through this theory. But those pictures. Man alive they seem straight from a case file.
Thanks Courtney, I’ve creeped myself out now.
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rofl!
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LOL!!!
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You CB ladies are killing it with the comments today. Absolutely killing it!
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Oh Courtney, I have always wanted to look like a budget stripper! You and your empowered ways have, like, given me the courage to finally do it! I just admire you, like, so much and you have saved, like, so many lives! Like, if I was in charge of the Nobel Peace Prize, you would, like, totally get one for humanitarianism!
P.S. Please tell us how to bag a 50 year old man!! We are SOOO interested. That could, like, save people from being stuck with people their own age! Keep up that life saving, girl!
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Lmao ^
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Wow. That’s all I can say
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I watched it and it sadly felt a little murder-suicidish. He’s not going to handle it well when she leaves, something which he seems so terrified about he just smothers her to the point of suffocation. She seems to care for him, but not this crazy in love way.
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I’m not watching it, but just reading the post I kind of get that too. This is the furthest thing in the world from a mature, healthy relationship. It’s not going to last, and when it does implode, it’s not going to be pretty.
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Agreed. It’s a bit “Dorothy Stratton”-ish, isn’t it?
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I see Lolita all over this…she is USING him and he is do dickmotized to realize it….Humbert Humbert meet Lolita…
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I did laugh! Let’s give her an honorary MD.
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this is messed up!!!! you’ve saved lives because you look like a hooker? she already looks like a 40 year old bar skank. god, they are so inappropriate.
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Oh, her and Tom Cruise savin all them lives, right?
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He looks a bit like Kevin James, and I love Kevin James but……and he’s too old to wear that stupid hat, like he’s so hip.
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Maybe she saved the lives of whoever creepo Doug would have preyed upon had she not been trussed up & sacrificed to him? There are little girls able to finish growing up free from predator Doug’s attention. I know I’ll sleep better tonight knowing he’s off the market/prowl & my children are safe from his internet trawling for a child bride. Just ew with this guy
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Courtney looks like some hard looking female, from a Poison video @ 1988.
Matter of fact, I am not convince she isn’t one of Bret Michael’s cast off from 1988.
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*rofl*
I hope it´s true and I hope she will single-handedly bring back the 80s hair, so she can claim not only to save lifes but also hairspray.
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Sl*t power, right..
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“no more beauty pageants answers” haha win!!
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+1000!
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Very sad.. that man should be ashamed of himself. She is not different than many precocious and ambitious 17 year olds that have figured out how to hook attention from the opposite sex, but it’s clear she’s had no boundaries. She doesn’t bother me half as much as that guy does.
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THIS!
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Precocious & ambitious ? Please tell me you are a youth counselor or high school teacher, a planned parenthood worker or a Mormon missionary.
That implies a level of benevolence, understanding and optimism that should be shared. I do not have it in me to see her as precocious or ambitious. Then again, I hate teenagers and I’m not nice
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Well I do think she’s those things – she’s certainly not shy about shoving herself into the limelight and courting fame, money and attention at a very young age (if that is indeed her real age), and tries to promote the image of a sexually experienced woman for herself. That counts as precocious and ambitious in my book. These are neutral words imo and don’t necessarily have a positive connotation.
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Oh come on guys. Courtney has totally saved my life. I mean… she’s accomplished so much at 18! She’s given me so much strength and inspiration.
She’s a lucite-heel-wearing-women’s-rights-activist-of-peace-and-love-and-hope-and-sexyness-and-the-patron-saint-of-being-rill.
Give this girl a Nobel Peace Prize already!
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Love it!
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I don’t think I can Every get over: “RILL!” LMAO. Every. Time.
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Well I would hope that she means those who look in any way ‘different’ or are judged for being themselves– not just barbie wannabes? Either way, its good when shes having a positive influence. Its something different from the question of whether how she looks and acts, is a good influence at all.
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That video is the first time I’ve ever seen her talk like a normal person without making a bunch of weird “sexy” faces. I’m glad to see she can do that.
So disappointed she got interrupted while explaining how she has saved lives with her stripper heels. I am dying to know her reasoning.
Hasn’t Doug been married before? How weird is this for his ex-wives to witness??
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At the same time though… I think I kind of preferred to think that she couldn’t help but make those faces.
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Ha ha! That therapist is awesome. Totally told her to cut the crap
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There is something wrong with the “size relationship” of her body – difficult to explain – but her head seems gigantic and she has little skinny baby girl arms with thick thighs.
Her boobs are disgusting in size but it is her head-size that seems strange to me.
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Well, she is a teenager, after all. Still going through growth spurts.
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I’m 32 and have the same arm to thigh ratio, my arms just happen to be the very last place I gain weight (but I have a younger looking face).
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Reading this headline caused me to spit water on my screen for the first time since I’ve had a computer.
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She gets her power from dressing like a hooker? That makes sense.
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The first couple in the video, I’m confused. They are boyfriend and girlfriend, but then it flashed to his wife?
Laughing at Courtney and Dog seems to be bringing the other couples closer together so that’s good.
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Hi Skipper – that confused me also – I said to myself “WHAT???”
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“young people who are trapped in non-revealing clothing” hahaha
Yes, thank god you’ve committed yourself to helping those suffering from such atrocities
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I watched the video – no sound as I am at work.
(1) It is interesting to see the facial expressions (smirks and laughing by the other participants at her stupid answers)
(2) When she is nervous, she plays with her hair, batts her eyelashes and thrusts out her hugh chest
(3) He looks silly with that head scarf on. He lets her control the talking.
(4) There does seem to be genuine affection between the two of them – just from the closeness of their sitting and their mannerisms – different from some of the other participants interactions.
(5) Therapist needs a decent haircut to get that hair out of her eyes and face – she also needs to gain about 30 pounds.
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Obviously by wearing so little she is saving fabric to provide sweaters for orphans. Also, she wears the same shoes (lucite stripper heels) until they fall apart, and never wastes water washing off her make-up. Environmentalism, people!
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Well she’s definitely made my life a whole lot better because every day I get down on my knees and THANK GOD I’M NOT HER!!
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Anything concerning these two just seems to gets increasingly abominable with time.We all know that Doug is one sick POS and as for Courtney,well she sure seems to be on the path of carving out a fully fledged career for herself as a hooker.At this rate,I won’t be the least bit surprised if we hear that Doug is pimping out his child bride as if it couldn’t get possibly any lower than this….
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Wow, guys. So much slut-shaming.
She’s obviously incredibly misguided and probably not all that bright, and her relationship is creepy as all hell. Do we really need to slut-shame her in order to point those things out?
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I go back and forth on this. I think yes, because she’s purposely acting slutty. But then I also think she may have mental health issues and didnt get the parental guidance that she needs.
Anyway, I’m against calling women sluts for having sex. But Courtney’s the way she acts is slutty.
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Good poit. you got your douchnozzles which are a nickel a dozen, and all they get is praise or energy drink endorsements etc; but if a girl does the same style of routine she gets slammed WAY harder. Granted her case is pretty extreme and she really doesnt back herself up with any kind of apparent substance or sense whatsoever- but still, Im glad you pointed this out. Even the term makes me cringe, I wont repeat it lol
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I wonder if, in about twenty years, Ms Stodden will look back at these pictures/interviews/etc and be HORRIFIED?? Or if she will be simply competing with her own daughter to be sexy?? I guess time will tell if this poor kid ever figures out there’s healthy ways to get attention.
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^^^ I agree 100% !!
I remember being her age and in hindsight I knew soooo little about almost everything!
You’re not fully capable at 16 or 17 to be on an ‘equal’ level with someone TRIPLE your age on a daily basis.
HE IS HER DAD is what I basically got from the video.
I just can’t comprehend how this is legal?!
It’s physically uncomfortable to watch them together… but the reactions of the others are pretty hilarious.
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“Insinuating himself into the situation” His frequent errors in word usage crack me up almost as much as her life saving abilities
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I think he was trying to say “assimilate.”
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There are no words for this.
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After reading this I feel sad that I wasted all that time getting a college education.
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Well, we aren’t all as pretty and sexy as Courtney. Don’t put it on her, girl!
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I cant even responed to that. I cant believe she said that. Its like she gets dumb and dumber everyday. I think those clothes lower her I.q. .
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Being objectified by creeper old men is not empowering, just FYI. Being confident in YOURSELF is.
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Every time on this girl(?) comes up, I spend a few moments in front of my mirror, seeing if I can create her unique Vorpal Duckface. No luck yet, but I’ll keep trying!
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I think “Vorpal Duckface” just became one of my favorite expressions! Please post a photo when you get it right- my sister can do the most terrifying vapid Miss America smile, cracks me up every time.
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Of course she has saved lives. Think of all those depressed/suicidal people who took one look at her and busted out laughing. Laughter is the best medicine!
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We can shut down the comments section now. No one will top this. LOL x 1000. Thanks for making my day.
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on one hand I agree with you and courtney should be laughed at. On the other hand, I think she has been taken advantage of by her parents and Doug, and she should be pitied. I think from personal experience, that there has been some very very bad abuse. I cant condone the slut-shaming for that reason. I think there are deep-seated mental problems here, and she needs help, no matter what we see from the outside looking in. God, what a life to live
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Ah, the intellectual conversations they must have.
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Why does this pepaw wear those ridiculous skull caps?? It doesn’t even look good on rappers so WTF does he think he accomplishes by wearing it?
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pepaw lol
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*in Percy Wetmore voice*
GLORY BE, THE TITS ON ME!
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I believe their marriage is a sham, and that as we have all said, it is just a damn publicity stunt. I think they are both full of sh*t!!! This is all an act.
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Every time a dumbell rings, an angel cuts off its wings.
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^^^^^
OMG! LMAO! This is the best!
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LMAO! i can’t with this one!
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The thing is SHE DOES HAVE POWER wearing what she does. All the men gawk & the women freak out. You have to be very secure & mature with her around. Just sayin…
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But she might have power over her sick obsession to dress like a whore, he can do something about it….he does not. Enough said.
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I think they are a disgusting representative of love or marriage. They are abominations. I watched a few episodes, Courtney is immature, Doug is codependent and it is sad. They are sick.
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“I’m raising my wife.”
how i wish i could unread this.
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jeez, you know she thinks she looks killer in that third photo too
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I saw the episode. He locked hisself in the bathroom and was crying like a baby.
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I’m puzzled by Doug’s headwear. Is he getting ready to put on his scrubs & do surgery? Maybe on Courtney?
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doug and his child bride are obviously making a spectacle out of themselves and stoking the controversy over their age difference for attention. the only thing that saddens me was that this girl was only 15 years old when this disgusting spectacle started. her parents were complicit in her being exploited, being married to a 50 year old predator, and dressing like a whore. and there is NO WAY in hell that this girl isn’t on some kind of drugs…what in the hell is up with her lips and mouth and the crazy facial expressions? and i DO truly wonder if courtney was sexually abused in her parents household. we ALREADY know she’s been sexually exploited by her “parents”, but did they allow her to be sexually molested as a child? i wouldn’t put it past them. there are so many opportunities for young women in today’s world: she could have gone to college or traveled. but instead she was barely educated, stuffed with implants, oversexualized, and married off to a pervert who is older then her father. spending her days walking around in drag queen makeup, stripper shoes, and ho stroll clothing wandering around l.a. with her daddy husband. i can SO see her being angry with the way her youth was wasted 15 years from now.
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I totally think this whole situation is disgusting and that this guy is creepy!!
but weirdly- I don’t think Hugh Hefner at 80 with his 24 year old girlfriends is gross. probably because even though it’s a bigger age gap Hef doesn’t have a creepy vibe like Doug.
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Courtney has issues, but I think she’s smart. She’s got her reasons down for dressing the way she does, agree with them or not.
But the show is bullshit, ok? the producers knew perfectly well how she dresses, the supposed issues about her staying overnight (highly doubtful btw). The way the other women in the house and the therapist seethe with hate and projection on this young woman is weird.
The “therapist”‘s faux concern for courtney’s well being and requiring her to dress appropriately — and then proving herself to be faux therapist she is by tossing courtney out for not complying with her arbitrary dress code? When the producers knew what the deal with this kid is and her truly pitiable need for attention? Yeah — soul of compassion, that therapist. Good going.
This girl is a human being. Whatever her issues may or may not be, the venom spewed toward her is all about others, not her
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Gawd. Her lifesaving statement actually sounds broader than your summary, C. Specifically, it makes me think that she imagines Madonna or Lady Gaga would say certain things, and has attempted to follow suit. Maybe she has delusions about supporting personal identity expression?
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what in the Frankenberry hell???
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Laughter is the best medicine.
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I love Courtney Stodden. Please commence with her own reality show Hollyweird producers.
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I just spit out my drink!! LOL re: pepaw!!!!!!!
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Why did Dr. Jenn not diagnose her with narcissistic personality disorder, which she clearly has. She has no boundaries, no sense of self other than dressing like a stripper, and this crap about being a Christian woman….insulting to people that are and have morals. Her parents should be embarrassed. I would be if my daughter behaved like this.
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And to make one more comment, her ridiculous statement about “saving lives” is insulting to people with true depression and mental illness. Shut the F@&K up about something you know nothing about. She knows nothing about it, clearly. Esp given her stoic reaction to others pouring their hearts out in that reality show.
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