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The story is that Lindsay really did go to the hospital to have her appendix removed, but bloodwork found abnormal levels of liver enzymes and low protein, suggesting her liver is suffering from all that vodka she consumes. The National Enquirer makes it out to be a grave situation, but Lindsay is young and if she dries out and starts living healthy she might be fine. It’s doubtful that will ever happen, though. She seems to have serious emotional problems that she might actually have to think about if she stopped drinking and stayed in for a few nights. She should learn to cope with life’s dissapointments by just watching television like the rest of us. She’s certainly got the shopping therapy down:
The ENQUIRER has uncovered the REAL story behind Lindsay’s recent emergency appendectomy on Jan. 4.
“The appendectomy was routine, but what doctors discovered in her blood work was not,” a source close to the actress told The ENQUIRER.
“Lindsay’s liver panel shows her drinking is taking a terrible toll on her health. Her liver enzymes are extremely elevated, and doctors warned her if she doesn’t quit boozing she could die!”
The high levels of two particular liver enzymes indicate that some of Lindsay’s liver cells are damaged and are leaking these enzymes into her blood.
In addition to the raised enzymes, the levels of protein in her liver were shockingly low — so low her doctors “couldn’t believe she was even walking around,” said an insider.
Lindsay needs an intervention, but that would mean she wouldn’t get her picture taken for the few weeks she spends out of the bars while she cleans up. What do you think she’ll miss more - the publicity or the booze?
Thanks to The Superficial for these pictures of Lindsay.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Drunk, Illness, Lindsay Lohan, Photos
9 Responses to “Lindsay’s got the liver of an old alcoholic”
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Hell yeah, drugging and drinking can/will do that to your body! I do neither one…but I am a Fornesic Photographer and you can ALWAYS tell when they open up the body…the people that haven’t taken care of their bodies in this life! It’s DISGUSTING! My advice for Lindsay is this: do your movie and singing thang as long as you want…BUT also stay out of the clubs EVERY single night! The same damn people you see on say Monday night will be there again, say Friday or Saturday night! Long story short, you won’t MISS a damn thing if you keep your ass at home and study your scripts so you can be prepared and ON TIME when its time to get up and be on the movie shoot. NO ONE, likes an “UNPREPARED” worker (NO MATTER WHAT YOUR ASS DOES FOR A LIVING)! Case closed. And keep the traffic of “male vistors” away from the beautiful organ that God gave to ALL the women on this earth, so NOBODY will have the opportunity to call your ass “A FIRE CROTCH” (Did I spell that shit right)? As soon as the camera starts to roll! Have some RESPECT if NOT for your fans… but for your damn SELF!
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Well put
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I feel sorry for her…alcohol’s a bitch, but were are her parents looking? shouldn’t be in a private clinic with 12 docs around her? To be honest I haven’t seen one good movie with her, but she’s only at the start and maybe finish if she doesn’t stop this… and her stocks will go down http://www.trendio.com/word.php?wordid=1179&language=en
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Roni - cool job!
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I’m no LL fan, but what respect does she owe her fans? They’re the ones stupid enough to pay $10 to see her in shitty movies, not the other way around, it’s her body, and her choice.
I’m a Straight-edge Vegan, but what someone else chooses to do with their health, is their business. -
god roni too cool - would love to know more about forensic photography email me at skyelar9@nyc.rr.com.
anyway - LO LOHAN is like a mess. she is looking haggerd and 40 somthing not 20 something. another example of when a NOT grounded, not together, not healthy person gets attention how the collision course starts. Forget about breakin bonaduce. it’s liquidating lohan. -
She has the face of one too!
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Alexi have you seen that show Dexter on Showtime? I watched every episode of it on demand over the holidays. It was hard to get into it at first, but I loved it. Anyway it’s forensic-related, like a lot of TV these days, so I wanted to see what you thought or if you’ve been able to see it.
alice/malice:
Roni:
pip:
south:
ER:
alexi:
Solitaire:
i know what constant drinking will do to the liver but what about her drug use? wouldn’t that take it’s toll on the liver too? anyone? i’m not sure so just asking…
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