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Before her divorce, Christina Aguilera was stuck in an endless cycle of giving interviews about her bisexuality and her coterie of female lovers. I often thought she sounded full of it (like, it was just an attempt to get attention), but shortly after Christina and Jordan Bratman split up, there were many reports about Christina’s habit of “bringing girls home”. Allegedly, she would go to a bar, pick up a girl, bring the girl home and have sex with her. And Jordan wasn’t involved with that at all. I bring this up because Star Magazine/Radar claims that Christina tried to pick up little Vanessa Hudgens:
They were both child stars who got their big break on the Disney Channel. But Christina Aguilera wanted to have something else in common with Vanessa Hudgens — her boyfriend. According to a new report, the 31-year-old mom wanted Hudgens to “come back home with her” and beau, Matt Rutler.
The cheeky ex-Voice coach allegedly hit on the High School Musical actress at a Beverly Hills party, according to the new issue of Star magazine.
A source tells Star that the Dirrty threesome proposal came last month at the Samsung Galaxy Note II launch bash, which was held at a private residence.
The fellow reveler said Aguilera looked like “a hot mess in black stretch pants and wrinkled white T-shirt.”
“There were vodka bottles strewn all over her table, and she seemed to be glued to them,” the source said. “Eventually Matt looked like he had taken on the role of babysitter.”
The atmosphere heated up when Aguilera reportedly put the moves on Hudgens.
The source says: “She spent a lot of time on the dance floor gyrating next to Vanessa, who looked like she was having fun with the situation in a good-natured way. And the more Christina drank, the more her kinky side seemed to come out. It really seemed like she was playing the role of seductress – with Vanessa as her target!”
But Hudgens refused to go home with Aguilera and her boyfriend of two years.
“Out of the blue [Christina] stumbled over to Vanessa and begged her to come back home with her and Matt!” the partygoer tells Star. “Vanessa was taken aback but smiled and politely declined the offer.”
I’m glad that Vanessa declined. Not that I’m opposed to threesomes or that I’m opposed to ladies getting their freak on with whomever they want – I’m just opposed to hot messes. I’m opposed to drunk messes. I’m opposed to a diva with a crappy attitude surrounding herself with sycophants and enablers, thinking she can behave however she wants in public. Maybe Vanessa just took it as a compliment and moved on.
Personal story: I was once asked to be the “guest star” in a friend’s threesome. I was closer to her than to her boyfriend, although I did like the boyfriend a lot (he was a nice guy). I still declined because I thought it would be too weird. I still feel confident that I made the right decision. Plus, I think I might be more into threesomes that involve two dudes? Like Michael Fassbender and Benedict Cumberbatch. And maybe Clive Owen. And David Gandy.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Christina Aguilera, Vanessa Hudgens
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I wish I hadn’t read this gross story.
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IKR?! i don’t think Vanessa was flattered, i bet if this whole situation actully happened she would had felt insulted by getting advances from a hobo looking drunk clown..ew!!!
Gotta put a caption on that first picture of Aguilera a la 1990 “it”:”they all float!!!!!”
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So when did this drunken sloppy mess become a Juggaloe?
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If it happened, I want pictures. Vanessa always has pictures.
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@gg, lol!
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From that last pic, it looked like ol Blake was game for a threesome! gross perve looking dude.
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3somes are fun if you can shelf the feelings, you should have gone for it!
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Big potential to mess up friendships. Go for a threesome with people you know casually and can easily cut ties with if need be.
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I would like to have a threesome with Alex Skaarsgard and John Hamm. Viking Dong and Hamm (sized) Dong. This is what I would like. Yes.
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Michael K @dlisted calls it “The Hammaconda” lol
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Michael K @dlisted calls it “The Hamm-aconda” lol
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I’ll take a Norman Reedus and Jason Stathom sandwich!
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i would strongly recommend to never has a threesome with your friend and her boyfriend. that has disaster written all over it.
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I like threesomes. One, two, and me…
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Does anyone else think that celebrities say I am bisexual just for attention? Like I am sure there are some celebrities that truly are bisexual, but it just seems like a way to get magazine covers to me now. Like with most of these starlets who claim this, I’ve never seen an actual picture of them with a girlfriend.
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YEP. They think it’s cute. Which sort of demeans actual bisexuals. For bi people who don’t go around proclaiming it, when word gets out and they admit it, it sort of makes them look like one of the showoff fakers like X-tuna.
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Chubby, Disgusting Piggy of a Diva.
Don’t like her one bit.
Vanessa is too good for her anyway.
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her hair looks like its having a heavy flow day.
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ha ha ha, I laughed so hard I snorted.
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Gross. Can’t unsee!
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Oh snap! Your comment made me Lol for real.
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I’m not gay, but if a hottie celeb chick came at me with her hunky BF, I’d be mega tempted.
If Christina Aguilera and this twerp came at me, I’d need to not have sex with ANYONE for a while, take several cold showers, and probably sit down with a shrink for a few sessions.
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That last photo makes me believe that Xtina, her boyfriend and Blake Shelton all had a threesome. Look at Blake clutching onto her arm with that creepy grin. I can’t unsee it now..
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I can’t imagine what her sheets or anyone else would look like after that kind of encounter with her. It would be like a cheeto factory exploded with all that orange! Yikes! And not to mention the pound of makeup that she wears on her face , that has to go somewhere!
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hahahahahahahhahahhahaaaa….*phew*
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You forgot the Ronald McDonald red goo off her hair.
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Hot! Vanessa should have gone for it
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I’ve wasted a good three minutes thinking of celebrity couples that I would not want to participate in a threesome with:
Rhiana and Chris Brown
Elton John and David Furnish
Kate Gosselin and her bodygaurd
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison
I might say ‘yes’ to:
Seal and Heidi (before they split)
Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell
David Gandy and his long lost identical twin
Barack and Michelle Obama
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A no for me:
Mitt and Barack ;P
Bill and Hill
All of your above
And that twin scenario sounds hot! But it would probably be creepy for them.
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Hmm, an encounter with Christina is not worth the pain of cleaning up after whether it is straight or lesbian sex…no thank you ma’am (shudders).
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I love how you brought Benedict Cumberbatch’s name randomly into this story. The story is so much better now!
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…Kaiser… I hope you really understand where Michael Fassbender and Benedict Cumberbatch are gonna put their dongtastic peni!! You think you can handle all that!? O.o oooh myyyyyy…. you are brave.
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Id like a fassy and joseph finnes sandwhich please. They look a lot like each other practicaly twins.
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The guy I’ve been seeing has an identical twin (they don’t talk), and I joked about how maybe I could see if they are twins in ALL areas. lol
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