I find these pictures cruel for several reasons. First of all, most of these celebrities have great bodies and these little ripples are barely visible in person I bet. Case in point: Maria Sharapova, whose cellulite looks like a trick of the light. Sharapova is a world class athlete so her “cellulite” is like normal skin. Other women like Nicolette Sheridan, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, and Uma Thurman all have gorgeous bodies, and their supposed cellulite seems rather normal. If that’s what the skinny women have, how are normal-sized women supposed to feel? In fact the only really gross body in all these pictures is Star Jones. Mariah is looking paunchy, but that’s due to her choice of clothing, which is always for a much younger, skinnier woman.
Thanks to Sammie’s Effluvia for scanning the National Enquirer. I actually bought this issue and took pictures of it, but they had bright spots from the flash and the scanner was down so I said screw it. If you see these scans on another blog they’re probably from Sammie’s site.