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Britney Spears and her FedEx lookalike hookup, model/actor Isaac Cohen, stayed in a $40,000 a night two story Hugh Hefner Sky Villa while in Vegas over the weekend. Their digs featured a giant rotating bed, Jacuzzi pool and personal glass elevator.
Spears and Cohen hit a few gay bars in Vegas. Recent paparazzi photos suggest that Britney can’t handle her liquor and barfed all over Cohen after one of their constant nights out. Cohen claimed that the nasty stuff on his hand was from a broken jar of gourmet chunky peanut butter he had in his pocket, which seems like a plausible excuse considering how creative he would have to be to come up with it on his own.
Britney was seen out in a god-awful flyaway wig at a park with little Sean Preston and the new manny this weekend. Her other child, four month old Jayden James, has yet to be seen with her.
Header image from Mollygood. Pictures of Britney at the playground from FlyNet Online.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Babies, Britney Spears, Drunk, Fake News, Hookups, Photos
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There are so many things wrong here…
First, Issac really *does* look like K-Fed.
Second, 40K a night for a room with a rotating bed? Is the Jacuzzi heart-shaped too?
Third, I know we all carry glass jars of gourmet peanut butter in our pockets all the time. At least I do. Yep.
Fourth, gay bars? This man now has two strikes against him (the first being that he looks like K-Fed). Note to Brit-this is not a good sign.
OK, I think I’m done.
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She actually looks good in the top picture. Surprising and bizarre.
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Lordy, that hair. Is there no one to help her with her appearance? I hope she hangs on to enough money to provide her children with therapy.
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Brit looks like she’s aged ten years.
And the girl needs to find a new hair dresser!
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Christ almighty! You’d think with having to put with with K-fed’s shit for the last 2 years, the last thing she’d want to do would be to roll over on her pillow in the morning and see his look-a-like there!
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Well.Who takes their 18 mo old to a supposed playground wearing anything resembling a dress/skirt? Oh I know – someone who has no intention of actually interacting with the kid. It kinda reminds me of a, uh, what’s the term? Poot hop? nah… PHOTO OP! That’s it, a constructed visual image of something meant to construe, or evoke, a particular emotion or thought…hmmm.
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Why is she hiking up her mini-skirt? It’s a mini skirt!!! That makes NO sense to me, unless it is indeed, a photo op. And if you’re wearing a wig to hide your identity, why would you wear her one similar to her own hairstyle, unless it is indeed, a photo op.
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