Jessica Biel: ‘It’s been very hard for me to have any sort of privacy in life’

These are some new photos of Jessica Biel yesterday, outside of the Ed Sullivan Theater. She made an appearance on David Letterman’s show, of course. I don’t really care enough to find the video of Biel’s interview, but I feel comfortable in saying that she was bland, as always. She talked about her wedding and her pre-wedding Swiss spa visit, and I guess she was trying to be scandalous by telling a story, but really she just seems like a bland girl telling a not-at-all-controversial story. The story? She went to a sauna, and she says:

“We’re in the spa, in the sauna and in walked two husky Austrian men…OK, I thought this is a little unusual but we’re in Europe…I didn’t really know what the protocol was. They drop their towels — they are butt naked! Older, husky men — they were naked and I’m in the middle of them!” she said. “I look over and I realize, yes it is confirmed, there are balls on wood! Not just naked, but balls on wood Dave! I was so stunned … I just laid there sandwiched in between these guys…We found out later this is very normal.”

[Via Radar]

Yes. Of course it’s “normal”. It’s normal to get naked in American saunas too, although I think most saunas in America are separated by gender – the girls get naked in one, the boys in another. But I’m sure there are probably some unisex saunas in the US and around the world. Why is she acting like it’s some big deal?

Meanwhile, Jessica continues to promote her small little role in Hitchcock by giving interview after interview. And what’s hilarious is how she keeps on talking about how “private” she and Justin Timberlake are. Because that People Magazine cover never happened, I guess. Biel told Letterman that they planned their wedding like a “covert CIA” mission or something. And then this work of genius:

Actress Vera Miles refused to meet with Jessica Biel as the newlywed researched new film Hitchcock because the veteran wanted no part of the movie. Biel reveals she had to turn to the Psycho star’s grandson for information as she prepared to play Miles in the biopic.

The actress says, “Vera Miles wasn’t interested… Vera is alive and did not want to speak to me because she doesn’t have a public life and is not interested in a public life. I don’t think that was an insult to me but her grandson was available and so I picked his brain for hours. He’s married and was very nice and (a) very respectful guy, and he was very unsure about me at first. He is very protecting of his grandmother, but he was the best historian on her career and who she was at the time of Psycho.”

“Her life is exactly what she wanted. I feel it’s very challenging to have a private life. It’s been very hard for me to have any sort of privacy in life. I get that it’s a balance you have to try and create but it’s very hard.”

[From Contact Music]

Obviously, most people are like “Oh, she wants privacy now? After she and Justin sold their wedding to People Mag?” But I’d also like to point out that Jessica is still “selling” their wedding and everything about it while she promotes Hitchcock. It’s ALL she has to talk about. It’s like she’s promoting being “Mrs. Timberlake” more than her movie.

Other recent Biel quotes… she was talking about potentially working with Justin in the future and she said, “I would [act with him] if it was the right thing… I’m not sure what the right thing is. I think you have to be very careful about working with your partner. But that would be so much fun; I absolutely adore him. I actually would prefer him to direct me in something. I think that would be the way to go.” She was also asked if she would ever consider going back to TV (not the worst idea), and Biel said, “The writing, the possibilities for women on television is just . . . the world is your oyster, pretty much. So yes, I would.” And when Scarlett asked Jessica about her honeymoon (cough – funny because ScarJo and Justin used to bone – cough), Jessica told Scarlett, “It was like magic. It was like heaven. It was the most beautiful thing.”

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

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  1. Eve says:

    Please shut up, shut up, shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppp!

  2. KellyinSeattle says:

    I watched Letterman last night – she was completely bland/dull, her bangs sucked, her dress was hideous, and her sauna story wasn’t funny at all. Great ass, though

  3. MAP says:

    Those close-ups reveal how much work she’s had done. That nose is geometric, and the lips are bulging! Yikes.

  4. littlestar says:

    If you want privacy, then don’t sell your wedding pictures to one of the most famous celebrity magazines in the world. MANY celebrities have been able to keep their wedding photos private (Jen and Brad only released the one photo of themselves I think, Jay-Z and Beyonce kept their wedding under wraps).

    Also, she is such a fame wh*re. How many times has she tipped off the paps to get photographed? So many times!

    Why lie about something like this when it’s so blatantly obvious she craves media attention???

  5. Incredulous says:

    Is she trying to achieve some sort of bland singularity? I immediately forgot what I was reading as I read it.

    Then I drank a glass of tepid water which rocked me to my core with all the complex flavours.

  6. Rhea says:

    LOL. She wants a privacy??? Who is she kidding??

    And what is it with her wardrobe??? Great body but she looks way older than what she’s supposed to. It’s like she’s trying to push an image of a prim-mature-ladylike woman after getting married.

  7. Amelia says:

    Uh … yeah. Course it is.
    Because you’re so interesting, people just can’t go a day without knowing what you’re up to, except we don’t have to (DAMMIT.) because you sell your vanilla vanillariness to the magazines all the freaking time.
    Make up your mind, girl. Either keep playing the game, or keep your yap shut.
    (Second one, please!)

  8. LadyAnne says:

    Girl really can’t dress.

  9. Holden says:

    Jessica Biel is the female Channing Tatum.

  10. Hannah says:

    Naked!! In the sauna!! And I thought I had heard everything…

  11. Green is Good says:

    This is a joke right? She and her husband SOLD the photo rights to their wedding to People magazine FFS!

  12. Gigi says:

    Can’t stand this woman!! And what happened with her face? Her plastic surgeon really hates her…

  13. Tazina says:

    She hasn’t had any work done. From a distance the nose looks great. Close up, not so much.

  14. Grace says:

    Sigh…she is so boring. Now she looks like she’s trying to insult the fashions of the Amish people. She’s ruined every other style of clothing.
    I am beginning to wonder about JT marrying this woman. She seems more like his mom than anything else. In no way can I picture these two in any romantic way, much less sexual.

  15. Sweet Dee says:

    I think that when Justin thinks about her he probably calls her “this boring bitch” in his head. Like with no respect whatsoever.

    “This boring bitch ran her mouth about Austrian balls even though I told her nobody would care.”

    “Now I have to go on a honeymoon with this boring bitch…”

    “This boring bitch will never believe I slept with Olivia Munn.”

  16. Jenna says:

    What is that thing she is trying to call a coat?!

  17. Miss Kiki says:

    Eugghh, the coat, the shoes, the dress and the bangs. It seems that becoming Mrs Timberdouche isn’t the only bad decision she’s made this month.

  18. OhDear says:

    Those shoes are a pretty color.

    It seems like the ones who complain the most about privacy work the hardest in trying to get attention (generally). The ones who are private just do their thing.

  19. atorontogal says:

    I don’t know why I get so riled up when I see a pic of this woman. Maybe it’s because she has nothing to offer talent wise, but she sure is full of stupid things to say! Pull me off before I cut the b*tch!!

  20. BengalCat2000 says:

    I have a hard time taking anyone who spends 6.5 million dollars on a wedding and then sells the pics for lord knows how much. JFK Jr. & so many other celebs managed to keep his wedding private, so why couldn’t these insipid morons?

    • Susie Q says:

      I read they got 300k for the wedding pics.

      She has been calling the paps for years to come take pics of her walking her dog (was dogs, apparently one of them killed the other), she has no right to talk about privacy.

      She is one of these people who think they are something special but no one really seems to like them. I forget she exists until a pic of her shows up.

  21. blonde on the dock says:

    I dont know whether she’s pretty or weird looking. In some pics she appears so homely. Either way she thinks she’s something special.

  22. Samantha says:

    Why because she’s oh so famous? rolls eyes.

  23. kingkayski says:

    She’s all kinds of meh,can’t even call herself a trophy wife cause you have to be pretty to be one.

  24. Bonfire Beach says:

    Mary from 7th Heaven needs to STFU. Her life went downhill after she left TV.

  25. Kellie says:

    She must have dirt on Justin, and I’m talking hard core, I like to shove snake tails up my bum, have 3 ways with midgets, and finger ponies type of dirt-
    with pictures. Because I just cant see them together, at all. I dont get their vibe, or chemistry- nothing. Its like they were together for a while, let their guard down and now one cant leave the other without walking away with all their “goodies” to share with others so they get married to keep the peace for a while.

  26. Izzy says:

    Yeah, it’s hard to have a private lfe when you’re always calling the paps on yourself.

  27. The Original Victoria says:

    I think the point is if anyone actually cares about being in her boring ass business. Because seriously, Jessica, no on invades your privacy because no one cares.

    It only happened that one time because Justin Timberlake was relevant when they first started dating. Basically, it was by default.

  28. Jennifer12 says:

    This from a woman who sold her wedding photos and endlessly papped herself prior to getting married? Who made sure to take endless provocative photos? Who sells stories to magazines? If she lies enough, does she convince herself?

  29. HappyJoyJoy says:

    Aw, poor Jessica. Someone remind her no one cares about her.

  30. Ruffian9 says:

    “I feel it’s very challenging to have a private life. It’s been very hard for me to have any sort of privacy in life.”

    Try harder. Really. We’re ok with it.

    signed, the general public.

  31. Nina says:

    I actually liker her outfit… with and without the coat. She looks appropriately sophisticated for a daytime event. Sadly, I can’t get that silver hostess pajama get-up from yesterday out of my mind…

  32. Sunny says:

    I don’t feel bad for her…if you want privacy don’t be famous…fairly simple concept

  33. peaches mcdooby says:

    she makes me want to run with scissors,

    right at those bangs of hers

  34. SLL says:

    She is delusional. Nobody cares about her.

  35. Meanchick says:

    Privacy? Is she for real?