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Leonardo DiCaprio made out with 66-year-old Joanna Lumley (Patsy Stone!)

As an Absolutely Fabulous devotee, I never really thought I would see this – Patsy Stone (also known as 66-year-old British actress Joanna Lumley) making out with 38-year-old compulsive modelizer Leonardo DiCaprio. SWEETIE DARLING!! Obviously, this is not the real Leo making out with the real Joanna Lumley, although I’m sure Joanna could show Leo a thing or two – she would rock his world better than any 20-something Victoria’s Secret model.

But they were just filming scenes for Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf of Wall Street, which Leo has been filming for months. There have been rumors that Leo has been romancing his young Aussie costar Margot Robbie, but wouldn’t it be funny if he was like, “Naw, bitches. Joanna Lumley is my new girl.” The film also stars Jonah Hill, Matthew McConaughey, Kyle Chandler and Jean Dujardin, and the whole thing is set in the 1980s. I have no idea what Joanna’s character is doing making out with Leo’s character. I suspect it involves seducing wealthy retirees for some kind of Ponzi scheme. Spoiler?

Wouldn’t you love it if Joanna somehow talked Leo into doing an AbFab cameo? That would make my life.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Written by Kaiser

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49 Responses to “Leonardo DiCaprio made out with 66-year-old Joanna Lumley (Patsy Stone!)”

  1. Aiobhan says:

    I Love Ab Fab; and I absolutely adore her. Him not so much.

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  2. Mimi says:

    I think this might be the greatest hookup of all time!

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  3. Amelia says:

    I’m making this my screensaver.
    Best thing EVER.
    If Leo ever cropped up in an AbFab special then I think I would probably spontaneously combust. Christmas is coming though … is it too late to film a Christmas special?

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  4. Kate says:

    She’s so much cooler than him it’s not even funny.

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  5. Twez says:

    “Patsy used to go out with Keith Moon, sweetie.”

    “Yeah, sort of. I mean, I woke up underneath him in a hotel bedroom once.”

    “Yeah, still, that was going steady for the 60s, believe me.”

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  6. Daniela says:

    Leo you perv! She could be your last girlfriend’s grandma!

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  7. Starlight says:

    I can’t believe this. Something is wrong with thisk world.

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  8. Thiajoka says:

    NO! Please don’t mess up my AbFab by having Leonardo make even so much as a cameo. Please. I will beg if I have to.

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  9. eska says:

    His more passionate here that with any of his model girlfriends.

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  10. Aud says:

    One day, Leonardo will end up being the old codger of 70 with the 25 year old model on his arm. That will be his ultimate destiny.

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  11. GoodCapon says:

    Leo’s not aging well :( His looks took a dive after the baby face phase is gone.

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  12. 2000 says:

    Leo kissing a woman older than 25? What`s happening to the world? Finally he got a taste of a real woman!

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  13. Effy says:

    Leo’s trousers in the 4th pic. . . LMAO!!

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  14. Starlight says:

    Good Lord God, pls. stop this.

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  15. cynicalsmirk says:

    Patsy would show that milquetoast boy a trick or two!! I’ll bet he wouldn’t know what hit him!

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  16. normades says:

    They actually look like they have some chesmistry!

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  17. I'mSupposedToBeWorking says:

    I just have this vision of Pasty Stone dreaming this and waking up horrified by her outfit.

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  18. Adrien says:

    If they are not famous people and I see them strolling around, I would think they’re a same age couple or just a slight age difference between the two. Leo looks too harsh at 38.

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  19. valleymiss says:

    I’d be more shocked if you told me he was making out with a THIRTY-six year old woman.

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  20. KellyinSeattle says:

    If anyone could make this baby faced boy into a man, it’d be her. He really isn’t aging well. I think he needs to quiety leave Hollywood and count his blessings from The Titanic and what fame he “used to” have..he’s more of a B lister now, to me.

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  21. Hoop says:

    Great Twez…Pats is the best.

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  22. Shelly says:

    I will always love Leo. I don’t care what anyone says about him or how many too-young models he bangs. I may need professional help for this, but I’m not gonna seek any!

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  23. Izzy says:

    I love Joanna Lumley so much, I would make out with her! Leo, not so much. And I’m guessing I’m not the only straight girl who feels that way.

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  24. dcypher1 says:

    I would love to see that leo with patsy and edina that would be an epic ab fab. This wheel shall explode.

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  25. EscapedConvent says:

    If anyone can wipe up the floor with a dude, it’s Patsy Stone.

    I think it would be fun to see Patsy & Eddy both trying to “razzle” him at once.

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  26. Starlight says:

    Leo, this is torture do you know that?

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  27. Grace says:

    A devoted mama’s boy who got to sleep with someone his Mom’s age(or older). He must have been in paradise.

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  28. Meece says:

    Crazy part is, they have 18years between them, which is the same as Leo and his Victorias.

    Hollywood: where the men get older but the women stay the same.

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  29. Des'ka says:

    My bf was in prison with the guy this movie is based off of. Apparently he is *insane*.

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