Lady Gaga’s little monsters broke into her garage in Peru, but she didn’t call the cops

Lady Gaga spent the long holiday weekend in Peru with her family. I wouldn’t have known that, but Gaga’s little monsters are like the FBI, tracking the mother monster’s movements minute-by-minute. So they knew she was in Peru, and they knew which house she was renting. So the little monsters came to play with the mother monster – they hid out in trashcans, they sang, they rang the doorbell and they broke into the garage. Lady Gaga tweeted about it, and she sounded amused:

Lady Gaga is no stranger to strange occurrences, but even she couldn’t anticipate what happened on Thursday, Nov. 22, when she woke up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge for Thanksgiving leftovers — and discovered 35 uninvited guests hiding out on the property where she and her family were staying in Peru.

The “Cake” singer, 26, revealed the incident on Twitter early Friday morning, explaining that security cameras had caught her new Peruvian friends in the garage. (Gaga was in Lima for a concert on Friday, Nov. 23, and spent Thanksgiving day with Peruvian girls who had been sexually abused and lived at a shelter in the poor neighborhood of Lurin.)

“#MONSTERFACT When Gaga is asleep, try to break into the garage, sing loud as possible + ring the doorbell repeatedly,” she wrote, along with the hashtags “#happeningnow” and “#badkids.” A few minutes later, she elaborated: “Thanksgiving story: woke up for leftovers in kitchen (naked) — stumbled on security camera revealing 35 monsters in my garage. #why #iloveu”

Seemingly unfazed, the star joked, “I tried to figure out how to slide stuffing under the door, but there’s no cat-flap.”

Gaga’s relationship with her fans — a.k.a. Little Monsters — has always been unique. Earlier in the day, she sent a message to her nearly 32 million followers on Twitter, thanking them for their unwavering support.

“Happy Thanksgiving Twitter!” she tweeted. “I’m thankful for all of you, the messages of positivity u send me everyday lift me & make me stronger.”

[From Us Weekly]

According to media outlets, Gaga did not contact the police or anything, which is pretty cool of her. I guess the monsters thought she would be cooler, maybe, and invite them in for Thanksgiving leftovers. But still, at least they didn’t get arrested.

I’m including a few photos of the newly peroxided Gaga, which she posted on her Twitter. I guess she was tired of the “Louis Vuitton brown” which she’d had for several months. I kind of liked the brown, though. This hyper-blonde makes her look A) more Madonna-ish, B) like a drag queen, and C) like she has chola brows.

Photos courtesy of Lady Gaga’s Twitter, WENN, Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. Faye says:

    I don’t really care about Gaga one way or another, but IMO she *should* have called the police — or at least had some security in place. What those “fans” did is just not normal behavior, and if she allows incidents like that to go unchecked, one day she could encounter fans who are not only nuts but violent.

  2. Justine says:

    How is she loking like? Weird.

  3. Miffy says:

    Meh, don’t care. Wonder if it really happened actually. All we have to go on are her tweets. I seriously doubt anyone would be cool with 35 people breaking into your house.
    Did she dye her hair brown when she went through her ‘fat’ phase to try to look like Adele? I guess it’s easier to rip off Madonna.

  4. TheOneAndOnly says:

    Nice to see this one per center is acting like any overpaid corporate exec; all that pseudo-progressive blather was just window dressing – she’s a product shilling all sorts of products for her minders and sponsors – how avant-garde and rebellious.

    • DethHammer says:

      +100000 Her “humanitarian” work consists of: go to a country, pose with poor kids, give her spiel to a small group of those kids about how “brave” they are by buying her albums, take a picture/Tweet/make sure at least one reporter writes glowingly about her, and then completely forget about those aforementioned kids.

  5. Julie says:

    It was probably a few fans but I doubt it was 35. She shouldn’t invite this behavior by applauding it on twitter. That’s dangerous.

  6. KellyinSeattle says:

    I think I’m one of the few who really dislikes her whole, “look at how artistic I am” approach. She looks awful in the first photo. But like some of you have said, she needs better security, unlike Halle (who is ridiculously requesting it)….

  7. GIGI says:

    I went to her concert because I live in Peru and it was pretty great. She did arrive late, but she apologize to the crowd and took one of the people that were near where I was to the stage.

  8. valleymiss says:

    Her open accessibilty to her fans makes me nervous. Remember John Lennon, Selena, Dimebag Darrell from Pantera, Rebecca Shaefer, etc. All she needs is one wacko fan to hurt her. I think it’s great that she’s so open and casual about it, and in a perfect world with no mentally deranged people, it’d be great, but…

  9. DethHammer says:

    Why does she look so gaunt/emaciated? Her face shape has completely changed- Buccal (lower cheek) fat pat removal?
    And her eyes (minus the darkened brows) look wonky again (Botox likely). And those lips are simply ridiculous; they look like inner tubes.
    And most glaring is the that for the past four months, it looks like she has tweaked (chopped) the tip of her nose. She really is messing with her face big time. Her brows are actually the most natural looking thing on her face.

  10. taxi says:

    She is beyond unattractive. Can’t she close her lips? She looks better when her glasses & masks hide her face.

  11. LeslieM says:

    She looks really pretty with the darker hair. Such a pretty color. She does weird things but she seems to have a good heart. Dressing in meat is so crazy and gross but she’s not hurting anyone and is a great writer and singer.

  12. heyheyhey says:

    fake twitter followers, her popularity is going down the drain there’s NO way she keeps getting a million legit new followers every month or so lately. #cheating

  13. gg says:

    Her hair is going to melt with the color reversal.

  14. molly says:

    NOW THIS FREAK LOOKS CRACKIE AND DISASTROUS

  15. Missykitten says:

    I think she might be trying to pull off the Angelina look in the movie Gone in 60 Seconds… #Epicfail