People: Lindsay Lohan “is out of control… Her friends don’t know what to do”

You know when things are bad? When People Magazine starts calling you out on your crack shenanigans. Such is the lot of Lindsay Lohan. Yesterday afternoon, People published a scathing report on how Lindsay is a total mess. This came just hours after TMZ reported – and other sites independently confirmed – that the IRS had seized all of LL’s bank accounts (or just the ones they know about). Just note… I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the “source” for People’s report turned out to be the Cracken’s now-former assistant Gavin.

Things are not looking good for Liz and Dick star Lindsay Lohan.

Less than 24 hours before the well-documented punching incident at an N.Y.C. nightclub that got her arrested, Lohan was “dancing like crazy” past 2 a.m. at The Darby, at one point “causing a scene” when she thought she lost her phone, says an onlooker. “She even demanded that a girl at a nearby table empty her pockets.”

The following night, Lohan appeared drunk, according to reports, before she allegedly punched Tiffany Mitchell at a Manhattan nightclub. She is due in court for the altercation on Jan. 7.

Simply put, Lohan, 26, continues to struggle with alcohol, says a friend. “She will fool people into thinking she’s changed, but at some point in the night, she always snaps and it’s always the same story,” says the pal.

After the nightclub incident, Lohan’s assistant Gavin Doyle Tweeted to the actress: “@lindsaylohan after bailing you out last night I HOPE and PRAY you get the help you so desperately need. We are ALL rooting for you. xxx.”

Lohan is “out of control,” adds a second source. “Her friends don’t know what to do. She won’t ever change.”

Meanwhile, another source close to the actress denies that she has a problem and says that it’s the “near constant criticism” that’s taking a toll on her. “If everything you did was criticized, you’d lash out too,” says the pal. “But she’ll be fine, she’s tough. She’ll probably outlive everyone.”

For now, Lohan is due in a Los Angeles courtroom on Dec. 12 for a hearing relating to a June 8 car accident that resulted in three misdemeanor charges, including lying to a police officer. Those charges normally wouldn’t threaten jail time for a first time offender, but because Lohan is still on informal probation, those charges, combined with a possible assault, could land her in jail.

The last time the starlet appeared before L.A. Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner, the judge warned Lohan that she could face 245 days in jail if she slipped up again.

[From People]

Did anyone else LOL at the “But she’ll be fine, she’s tough. She’ll probably outlive everyone” line? I used to say that about Amy Winehouse – I used to think that all of that liquor and all of those pills and drugs would end up preserving her somehow. I was wrong. And the “source” is wrong about Lindsay too. I mean… I’ll buy that Lindsay has a high tolerance for alcohol, meaning that she’s probably perpetually half in the bag but she “passes” for sober most of the time because nobody cares. But you can see all of the damage on her face and on her body. The crackhead is not healthy. At all. And to make it worse, she combines this unhealthy lifestyle with a really horrible attitude. I see that some people can still scrounge up some sympathy for her, and all I can say is… REALLY? Just wait until she mows someone down. Just wait until she smacks the hell out of you.

Meanwhile, poor crackie is “freaked out” at the possibility that she might have to spend Christmas in jail! CRACK SOB. A source tells Radar:

“Lindsay is absolutely freaked out about the possibility of going back to jail because she allegedly violated her probation in her necklace theft case when she was formally charged with lying top cops after a horrific car crash last summer in Santa Monica. Lindsay knows it’s almost a foregone conclusion that even if she admits to the probation violation without having a formal hearing, and throws herself at the mercy of the judge, she would be sentenced to significant jail time,” a source close to the situation tells exclusively.

“Lindsay’s arraignment for the new charges is scheduled for December 15, and she isn’t required to appear because she was charged with misdemeanors. However, the judge could order her to appear because of her lengthy criminal history. Lindsay is facing about 253 days behind bars, if she is found guilty of violating her probation, and she would serve 25% of that sentence because of overcrowding in jails in Los Angeles. Lindsay would serve about 63 days behind bars. Lindsay was locked up in 2010 for 13 days for violating probation in her DUI case, and said it was the darkest time of her life. If Lindsay could sell a body part to keep her out of jail, she would. She is that desperate about the thought of going back to jail,” the insider added.

[From Radar]

I love that now that there’s a very real chance that Lindsay could spend a significant amount of time behind bars, suddenly she’s like a cracked-out savant with math. If she’s ordered to spend 253 days in jail, she’ll definitely have to do 25% of the time, which is 63 days? Two whole months without constant crack drama? You know what? I think I’ll survive. Nay, I will thrive without the daily crack drama from Lindsay. I feel like chanting… “Lock-up, lock-up, lock-up!”

Oh, and Page Six has a funny “Lindsay says it’s not her fault!!!!” story about the IRS thing. A source tells Page Six, “Lindsay is freaking out. And she’s doing what she always does, which is to say it’s not her fault and point the finger at someone else in her team. She says she didn’t know anything about it . . . she’s broke and it’s not her fault.”

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Riana says:

    I’m sorry, I’m still too disgusted at the fact the only thing that might put her behind bars is tax evasion.

    That to me is even more insulting than when no one would call her on her legal failures because now it says openly the legal system only gives an f*** when its money they should be getting. Not all the citizens lives she’s damaging or putting in danger.

  2. tmbg says:

    Just accept that it’s pointless to try anymore. She’s like a ticking time bomb that you can’t disable no matter what you do. For some reason, she’s hellbent on destroying herself.

  3. Bowers says:

    If her friends were really her friends, and if she’s really out of control, they’d get someone to do an intervention.

  4. Apsutter says:

    Bitch has been under probation for 5 years!! Of course she’s out of control and a sloppy mess

  5. CamColty says:

    She’s just a nasty delusional pos

  6. Allie May says:

    Jail would be the safest place for her -safe for everyone around her and safest for herself.

  7. Eleonor says:

    I don’t think she’s got friends. Probably she’s got enablers who are concerned about her money, not about her.

  8. Samigirl says:

    “If Lindsay could sell a body part to keep her out of jail, she would.”

    Lets see. Pack a day smoker, there goes the lungs. Heavy drinker, so no liver. These combined have caused damage to her kidneys and heart as well, so there goes the major organs. I’m pretty sure lilo would be the first person ever turned down for black market organ selling :-/

  9. Mich says:

    I’m always amazed by stories of her public behavior. She accused a complete stranger of stealing her phone and made them empty their pockets?? The nerve!!

  10. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Look for her to be suing her accountant any second now. I hope Shawn Holley tells her she’s too busy helping someone who really is being set up to deal with the crack drama this holiday season. I bet if the IRS does just a little bit of digging, they’ll find she really was prostituting herself.

  11. cmc says:

    I’ll join in on the chant, Kaiser… Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!

    This reminds me of a multiplying negative/positive numbers lesson I learned way back in 7th grade. The teacher, while explaining how it works, multiplied two positive numbers and said “When good things happen to good people, that’s good.” (positive/negative) “When good things happen to bad people, that’s bad.” (negative/positive) “When bad things happen to good people, that’s bad.”

    (negative/negative, as is the case here) “When bad things happen to bad people…that’s gooood.”

    And because of my 7th grade math teacher, I will always be able to enjoy crack shenanigans. Look, LLo, maybe if you didn’t seem like such a bad person, people wouldn’t enjoy your problems so much.

  12. lucy2 says:

    How is this any different than the past few years? She’s always been an out of control mess.
    I don’t think even 2 months in jail would change her. She’s a lost cause.

  13. neelyo says:

    Does Dina leak this story everytime she thinks Lindsay needs sympathy?

  14. Kimbob says:

    Problem is, if she ever does truly try to change & get help, it’ll be like the boy who cried wolf. No one will believe her & I couldn’t blame them.

    I really, really doubt she’ll ever “try,” but I’m just saying what’d be the outcome if she ever woke up from her alcohol/drug-induced delirium & did try.

    She’s a one-trick pony, that’s all. She’s acted her way through many “recoveries,” only to emerge as The Cracken, yet again.

    Her problem is the EXACT SAME as any alcoholic/addict….she thinks SHE KNOWS BEST/BETTER….only to end up falling on her face for the millionth time. That type of self-centeredness is insufferable. I really wish the press would stop giving her so much attention….it’s NOT helping. The omnipresent press continues to feed Cracken’s delusion that she’s a “headliner,” when in fact they’re fully documenting her demise.

    That being said, I must confess that if justice is ever served w/her….I’ll have a front row seat. No one deserves it more than she does.

  15. Sisi says:

    Bullshit that she didnt know about her tax-problems. We have known about that for years. Even if her accountant hasnt told her and the irs didn’t know where she lived (something the gossips also always knew) then she still would’ve seen it via Google Alerts XD

  16. Elceibeno08 says:

    Lindsey used to have so much going on for her. Cocaine and alcohol and whatever else she uses have ruined her body. Even in prison she will be able to get coke. Charlie Sheen will manage to get her drugs in it.

  17. dorothy says:

    Jail is the only option at this point.

  18. NerdMomma says:

    She said she’d sell a body part to stay out of jail? Geez, Lohan, all you really have to do is obey the law…

  19. bea says:

    Baker Act. That would really help her.

    Of course, cold turkey in a jail cell over Xmas might help as well.

    While this is “fun” to watch and snark at, addiction is a bitch. Not just for the addict, but for their family and friends. I hope she can pull it together before she Winehouses…………..

  20. kristen says:

    I cant’t even laugh at this poor girl addiction is a disease and she is so lost and its just sad to see. She is going to die soon and people will just point and laugh when she does. There is no compassion in the world anymore.

  21. Gizmerelda says:

    Sorry Lindsay – you are getting no sympathy here. How does the old saying go… Two things in life that are inevitable/unavoidable – Death and Taxes. Well one has caught up with you now and Sadly it doesn’t look like the other is that far behind either

  22. Launicaangelina says:

    Damn! She looks horrible. That second picture, where the ET reporter is interviewing her, is very revealing. The vodka bloat on her stomach and the coke bloat / plastic surgery on her face look horrible. The expression on the reporter’s face is saying, “I hope she doesn’t turn on me!”

  23. Logan says:

    We all knew she was going to wind up turning tricks eventually. You don’t think Charlie Sheen gave her $100K out of the kindness of his heart do you? In a year or two Lindsay will be working at the Bunny Ranch or worse.

  24. Ming says:

    She’ll probably outlive everyone.

    They should make a life action “South Park” cast with Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart, Jennifer Lawrence and Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay dies all the time.

  25. Cathy says:

    I can’t understand how one person can be so delusional. Nothings her fault, it’s all everybody elses fault. Plus the fact that everytime she gets in trouble with the law it’s a set up. She’s a one woman wrecking machine. She needs a nice long stay in a padded room.

  26. Jazz says:

    I would say she has enablers and hangers-on rather than friends.

  27. The Original Mia says:

    She’ll be fine. She’ll outlive us all. That’s the same thing we say about cockroaches.

    After watching Intervention last night, they need to put her on that show. They’d find a good rehab for her that isn’t a country club.

  28. Nicolette says:

    She needs to have her ass put in jail for more than just a few days. Being in there would probably be the best thing for her. It would get her away from the crack pipe and her enablers. Maybe she’ll also realize her “friends” aren’t really friends at all as.

  29. Elisabeth says:

    the whole family is a bunch of professional media ‘victims’ Nothing is ever their fault. They are riding this gravy train till the apocolypse

    • gg says:

      Exactly. The quote from Dina I can’t forget: “they’re all just jealous. I’m living The American Dream!”

      Is jail and repercussions part of your little doomed fantasy, Dina? Because a bunch of free pricey handbags is going to be little comfort when they repossess your house from your daughter-mooching malingering ass.

  30. Zigggy says:

    “If everything you did was criticized, you’d lash out too.” ARG!
    Quit doing things that can be criticized! Live your life like a normal person- I don’t get criticized because I don’t drive drunk, assault people, possess drugs, etc.

    • Lady D says:

      Or engage in racism, stealing, lying, slandering…

    • Madisyn says:

      If Blohan would stop going on every morning news show, speed dialing all the gossip rags, and promoting herself on late night talk, saying she’s SOBER and a HOMEBODY yet turns around and does the opposite, people wouldn’t have anything to go on about.

      When she stops LYING about making astronomical amounts of money, like 1 million from Playboy, yet fails to pay her taxes, people wouldn’t have anything to go on about.

      If Blohan would ‘eat dinner’ at 8 or 9pm instead of 2 or 4am and GO HOME (yes, I mean back to her hotel and NOT pull the fire alarm), people wouldn’t have anything to go on about.

      Shall I go on . . .?

  31. BengalCat2000 says:

    @ Sisi, she was probably too wasted to realise or care about her tax issues. She never takes responsibility for her actions b/c she keeps getting bailed out by her “friends” (enabelers sp?). Or she will blame a black/gypsy/assistant etc. Can’t believe I defended her. And this makes me so f*cking glad I stopped drinking. SMDH

  32. Green Is Good says:

    There’s no black kid to blame this latest mess on this time, Blohan.

  33. Lem says:

    Isn’t ‘selling a body part’ how she has managed to stay out of jail so far…

  34. Madriani's Girl says:

    She will not stop until she kills someone, if not herself. She is a menace to society and I am so sick of her sleazing out of situation after situation. I am also sick of this “overcrowding” excuse. She is a “celebrity” which means she would be put in a special segregation wing for her own “protection”, so that stupid LA Jail excuse doesn’t fly. Yet it will be applied to her. She needs a very long prison stay then a residential rehab facility where she is locked down and has intense psychotherapy and ZERO contact with friends or family for at least a year.

  35. Madriani's Girl says:


  36. Lem says:

    Someone should hire her in Texas. Probably a week long photo shoot would work. Bank: she couldn’t survive in Texas for a while week without getting B.U.S.T.E.D.
    They’d do her up!

  37. MsMileHigh says:

    There is something very awful going on with her “hair” in those pics. Look how cracked out her bangs are. It looks like a very bad wig — that was styled by a drunk (read: The Cracken).

    I feel so sorry for the actor who had to play Dick in the Liz & Dick movie. He was contractually obligated to touch & (gag) kiss her. I hope he had all of his shots and lots of antiviral meds. And alcohol. And a strong gag reflex. And a flea collar.

  38. Relli says:

    Something nice, something nice….HEY at least they are now referring to her as the “Liz and Dick star,” and not the “Mean Girls starlet.” That’s an improvement,citing a recent project as opposed to one that was over half a decade ago.

    Baby Steps, Lindz baby steps.

  39. goodquestion says:

    Even though I enjoy her shenanigans, and hope that she goes to jail, I do think the major media outlets who let her come on TV the last 2 weeks to promote Liz and Dick should be ashamed (today show, all the late night hosts). It must have been clear to the producers and handlers that her whole, “I’m past the problems now, I’ve learned my lesson” crap was false. But they all seemed to go out of their way to make her seem as normal as possible, and allow/encourage this charade to continue.

  40. phlyfiremama says:

    “Her friends don’t know what to do. She won’t ever change.”
    That says everything that needs to be said about this wasted life.

  41. youtellme says:

    Let me see her @ 04:00 A.M. with no makeup? It’s a nobody!!

  42. HappyJoyJoy says:

    Remember at the very end when Amy Winehouse’s body (especially her tummy area) started to look really bloated & the rest of her limbs thin? This is what Lindsay looks like to me.×470.jpg
    I don’t think she will get the help she needs. We’re watching her die.

  43. skuddles says:

    Her friends should not do anything – they just need to let her fall hard on her ass. That’s the only way she’ll actually learn anything. I don’t get why people feel responsible to fix someone else’s problems (I’m talking about people who’ve created their own problems). It’s fine to offer emotional support, but in the end that person has to take responsibility for their own mess and take steps to get their shit together. Otherwise they just remain losers and users their entire lives.

  44. G says:

    The saddest part for me is her complete lack of self awareness.

    Really, 26 is young. She can come back and lead a good life if she wakes up and does the work on herself. Honestly, her future may not be in acting. Unlike some others, I don’t think that she’s talented. I think she was a cute and responsive child, but that’s way over. She really hasn’t done that much of it over the past 10 years.

    But she really may not ever “get it.” Her soul in just trapped in her web of ego, entitlement, delusion and self aggrandizement.

    An unexamined life is not worth living. She could be the poster child for that.

  45. Soxy says:

    Elceibeno08 says:

    December 4, 2012 at 8:18 am

    Yes she does have talent. At this point I don’t think she can be rehabbed. As long as her ‘friends’ can get her drugs she will never recover.

    No, as long as SHE does not want to sto, then she will never recover. Again, stop blaming others, either Dina or another enabler. You are so transparent.

  46. Marie Antoinette Jr. says:

    Lindsay Lohan has “talent”—for a 14 year old. Watch Liz and Dick again and ask yourself–would I feel differently about this actress if she were only 14?
    She stopped growing as an actress and a person when she got seriously into drugs/booze and that was probably around the age of 14.

    She also has poor character. Maybe because of her upbringing, or maybe because deep down she’s just a selfish scam artist at heart. I know it’s not PC to say–but some people are just born without the capacity to want to do the right thing.

    I don’t enjoy seeing her suffer–but I’d rather see her gone than harming innocent bystanders…
    At the very least she’s a violent thief and anyone who associates with her on purpose is a fool.

    • apsutter says:

      She does have very poor character. Whenever I hear of another entitled terrible thing that she’s done all I can think of is “Mean Girls” when Lizzy Caplan’s character tells her that she’s not pretending anymore and that she is plastic and a mean, mean girl. That is Blohan in a nutshell.

  47. HannahF says:

    Let’s see:
    1. Someone said we wld laugh if LL comes to an early demise. I don’t think that’s the case with most people. People want her to be punished for her transgressions. People don’t feel sorry for her for two reasons. First, she has been given the opportunity to make changes in her life. She’s been in rehab and court mandated therapy–she knows where to find help–she just doesn’t want it. Secondly, from all accounts she is athourghly disagreeable person.

    2.,since she has an interest in fashion I think that she should go to school for it. The tennis playing Williams sisters did that. LL has great taste in handbags. She’s not fond of bras and does not dress appropriately for court but overall her fashion sense is pretty good. Compare the way she dresses versus Katie Holmes.

    Tablet typing-excuse errors. Also this dress is not a good example of fashion sense.

  48. LeslieM says:

    I was glad to see she would get that amount of jail time even though it is reduced greatly by overcrowding. Hopefully she won’t be able to get drugs in the lockup. Maybe she’ll finally feel some SHAME and be able to get sight of her horrendous actions and go into rehab and maybe a 12 step program where she’ll could learn to apologize for her behavior. Robert Downey Jr. seems to have done it, but unlike Downey she’ll never act again.

  49. Sophia says:

    Her court appearance for the car ‘accident’ happens to be on my Birthday! It’ll be an extra special one if she gets sent down! Bring it on, Crackie, bring it on!

  50. Eileen says:

    Sorry, but my give a damn is busted

  51. Maritza says:

    Sometimes people need to reach rock bottom to realize for themselves that they have to change their way of thinking.

  52. world humin says:

    She is hunted by the paps. Poor girl gets no relief. She’s the sponge for every mess in Hollywood and she’s saturated. The e news interviewer on the red carpet was so her. Let up already people. She’s being chased off a cliff with b&*ch spears!!

  53. LAme says:

    Everyone keeps saying that once she hits “Rock Bottom” she will realize she needs help. The Lohans are all equipt with built in shovels so that they can keep on digging. They will dig and dig and dig till they come out in China. And in their delusional minds they will say to themselves “See…There is NO bottom. Everyone is lying!!”

    • erika says:

      that’s an awesome analogy and unfort…probably quite true.

      lohans are like cockroaches, they’re gonna survive the apacolypse (if not be the ones to actually bring it on!! mayan calendar was true! 2012!!!) we’ll all be dust in the wind, and that gang will be munching out of every single cereal box of ours left

  54. LAme says:

    Lohans all know how to remove rocks.
    Hence no “bottom”

  55. Bess says:

    I think Crackie is going to skate on the IRS stuff. For someone like Vikram or any one of her other benefactors, the amount she owes is like pocket change.

    What’s the likelihood of the LA judge revoking her probation on December 12? Also, do you think she will need to appear in court?

  56. Ed Zactly says:

    “the IRS had seized all of LL’s bank accounts (or just the ones they know about)”

    Just curious, how would you suggest they seize her accounts that they are unaware of?

  57. Tansey says:

    She reminds me of “that girl” in high school. Everyone had at least one of them; the scumbag girl who constantly smelled like cigarette smoke, had a few scars in various places of her body (usually arms and/or legs), tried to dress “grown up sexy” but just came off looking like trash, and usually ended up screwing half the football team.

  58. geneva says:

    Soon she will look like Mickey Rourke or Jan Michael Vincent. I have read through almost all the posts and I do have to say that I think if everyone on this site can agree on one thing it is that LIndsay Lohan was beautiful and probably will be dead within a year if she doesn’t go to jail…jail is the only place for her (rehab too cushy) and she needs a year. a white collar jail of course. a year sober and a year in jail might give her a shot at life. she sadly was a beauty and basically I think the people on this site care about her more than she does. sad waste..she is beyond Hollywood’s worst ever cause she is a common criminal too

  59. Ruyana says:

    I never saw it before, but in the side view picture of her above….her figure is really awful. Flat butt, poochy belly, saggy boobs and zero muscle tone. But she still thinks she’s the bomb. Pretty sad, she reminds me of a painted up elderly woman I saw once who obviously thought she was still a hot young thing.

  60. Kosmos says:

    I don’t think putting her behind bars will cure her, except to keep her from harming others or herself, for a while. Rehab didn’t seem to help her last time, but she needs some kind of rehabilitative help, and I mean for a long period of time, away from her usual life and temptations. She also has to be willing to accept help and to want to change the course of her life. Short of that, I think the downhill spiral will continue.