Kim Kardashian’s kat-face is konfusing. Sometimes she looks almost (ALMOST) normal-ish, but other times she looks more waxy and Botoxy than even the worst of the waxy Botox monsters. Months ago, I had the sudden and disturbing realization that Kim was trying to look like a real-life Barbie doll. Like, completely plastic, barely able to move, showing no emotion in a really eerie way. Personally, I think Kim has gone in and actually had some surgical tweaking, but I think her “normal” beauty regimen consists of fillers and Botox, and it’s done poorly. But Life & Style has a new, exciting theory as to why Kim looks like a living Barbie doll: Vampire Facelifts. It’s a real thing.
Just how far is Kim Kardashian willing to go for beauty? Pretty bloody far, friends say, and they mean that literally.
“Kim underwent the vampire face-lift to smooth wrinkles and fill out her face,” an insider tells the new issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now.
The controversial new in-office treatment, also known as PRP (platelet-rich plasma) therapy, uses injections of the client’s own blood to create younger-looking skin. While no surgery is involved, the bloodletting process is not for the faint of heart!
“It was crazy,” a pal of Kim’s tells Life & Style about her vampire lift, which was done in Miami. “The doctor took the blood from Kim’s arm and spun it [in a centrifuge] to separate the platelets. The blood was then rubbed onto Kim’s face. After that, they did something called ‘needling,’ where all these little needles prick the skin and let the platelets seep in. It was so gross!”
Although there are no long-term clinical studies that support the procedure’s claims of providing a natural method of stimulating collagen growth for a more youthful appearance, the treatment is deemed safe. “It’s supposed to have really great natural results,” the insider tells Life & Style.
This is actually the first time that I’ve hoped that Kim is only getting Botox and fillers, because the “vampire facelift” seems like it’s A) unsanitary, B) disgusting, C) unhelpful, D) a scam. WHO DOES THIS? Seriously, they would explain that process to me and I’d be like, “Er, no thanks. Let’s just do the Botox, how about that?” But that’s just me. I hate blood. I could never be a vampire.
Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame/Flynet.
Her upper lip is disturbing.
I dont know, but she looks like a d*ck to me, as in literally. Probably the elongated nose and her mouth.
Two more years and she’ll be Joan Rivers.
Her open mouth “surprise” face really makes her look like a blow up doll. Yikes.
Regardless of what she has done she has definitely ruined her face. Her nose looks like a hotdog with nostrils.
Yep. Somebody reeaally screwed with this poor woman’s head. How do you go from being a natural, exotic, absolutely gorgeous beauty to… well… you know. Yeah, we all know.
Sigh.
Thank you. I’ve been saying the same thing for a really long time: How do you go from a truly remarkable, exotic beauty to this surgeried mask? She is no longer beautiful in that unique way that she was before she started to believe she could do better than God. Her face now has that tell-tale sign of being made in California U.S.A.
I totally agree! She was SO beautiful. This is frightening.
Needling actually does work to help rebuild collagen. You can buy a needling tool and do the procedure at home (if you’re prepared for the pain). However, rubbing blood on your face is such a scam.
As creepy as this procedure sounds, it still sounds less screwed up than putting something as toxic as botox in your face.
That’s exactly what I was thinking… I’d rather have my face needled with my own blood than have toxins injected.
Yeah, I hate to say it, but I agree.
A good bra would solve so many of this girl’s problems.
THIS!
That is so disturbing.
LMAO!!! “A hotdog with nostrils!” Bahahaha!!! Truth.
anyone who thinks this lady hasnt gotten plastic surgery is blind
When this dumb tw@t hits her 40’s, her meltdown is going to be epic. Her alleged looks are all she has going for her.
yes!!! icant wait!!
She looks like that girl from the pussycat dolls in the pic with the blue dress. I think her name is nicole something.
Kim was such a natural beauty and even more beautiful before she became famous. And now… ugh. KIM, PLEASE STOP MESSING WITH THE FACE!!!!
I don’t have a problem with blood Kaiser, but I would pass on the procedure too.
Let’s add up all the procedures we know she has had: hairline changed; breast implants; butt “shots” or whatever they call it to enlarge it; at least one nosejob; lipo; laser hair removal; botox; LASIK; veneers. Personally I think she looked better before she had any of it done. And I’m sure there was lots more that I am too un-Hollywood to know about.
oops, forgot lip enlargement
I don’t know what look she’s going for but she doesn’t look good. The more time and money she wastes on her face, the worse she looks.
Thank God she had her platelets needled into her face, and didn’t donate them instead to, say, some cancer patient somewhere.
pleasee!!! stopp talking about this b***h and that familyy! im tireddd!! soo sooo soo tired!
Does anybody remember Raiders of the Lost Ark…?
Kim is gradually starting to look like this:
http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&sa=N&tbo=d&tbm=isch&tbnid=emBhqtbbUXOdYM:&imgrefurl=http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/scariest-moments-in-non-horror-movies/&docid=K_pnfVii54HypM&imgurl=http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/scariest-moments-in-non-horror-movies/i-mockery-raiders-of-lost-ark-face-melt.gif&w=500&h=300&ei=S-jAUL_9Ec_wiQKL5oCQCw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=633&sig=111740488314137673912&page=4&tbnh=146&tbnw=270&start=63&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:66,s:0,i:290&tx=72&ty=107&biw=1241&bih=584
if she pulls that pony tail any tighter..I’m just sayin’…
i really can’t wait to see what she looks like at 50, going at this rate.
Lord, I would HATE to be Kim Kardashian. LOL
Jesus, I’m squeamish when it comes to blood but this literally made me faint. Celebitches, gives a little bit of warning next time for blood graphics (ironically i don’t care about plastic surgery details, just blood gets to me).
LOL @ last picture.
No Kim, you are not about to trip and fall on a penis.
Sorry I’m late off topic but I saw a pic of Khloe on x factor either she gained weight, pregnant, or ill fitted dress but I think she might be pregnant!!!!!
this is some Elizabeth Bathory sh!t
I just talked about this technique with a plastic surgeon, your face swells from the procedure and needles however it will go away, there are no proven long lasting effects from a vampire facelift.
im very confused…one of the few episodes of the kardashians that i have seen, had kim getting botox and having a horrendously itchy allergic reaction to it. why does everyone keep saying she’s using it? probably using everything else under the sun, but not botox…
Hey sexy
She should take a look at Lara Flynn Boyle to see what she will look like at age 45 if she doesn’t stop the fillers now. Her face will start collapsing in on itself. Lara is now disfigured.