Dec 16
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Pete Wentz reassures us that his sex life is awesome

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Pete Wentz is known for his candor. From talking about his depression and considering suicide to admitting that his son was a “happy accident,” he generally comes across as pretty frank. Unfortunately Pete and his frankness spent some time with Howard Stern and his bawdiness, and that turned out to be quite the open – and specific – conversation. It covered everything from Ashlee’s bra size and weight to the first time they had sex.

In a raunchy interview on Howard Stern’s radio show Tuesday, Pete Wentz revealed that wife Ashlee Simpson is “awesome” between the sheets. “We have an amazing sex life,” the Fall Out Boy bassist, 29, said while promoting the band’s new album, Folie a Deux. “We have such sexual chemistry,” he went on. “If we had been on this show last year, we’d probably be doing it in the green room right now.

“Hopefully, the kid doesn’t change it,” he added, referring to their newborn son Bronx. Currently, they don’t have sex — “the kid’s [a few] weeks old,” Wentz explained — but “we do other fun stuff.” Wentz said it took some time to convince Simpson to hook up with him. (He joked that he had to “beat her over the head with a club and drag her back to my cave.”)

Once they did it, it was “the single best sexual encounter I have ever had,” he said. “It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I’m looking in the mirrors, [thinking], ‘Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!’” he said. Wentz told Stern that Simpson also “loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance.” She wears thongs and “sexy clothes,” he noted.

He went on to say that Simpson’s body is already hot three weeks after giving birth. Normally she wears a C-cup “but with breast milk, [she's] a D.” She weighed “up to 150 [lbs.]” while pregnant, Wentz revealed, but “it’s dropped nicely … it’s blazing off her.”

[From Us Magazine]

Pete also told Howard that he never fantasizes about Ashlee’s sister Jessica, but that he maybe would have considered a threesome “20 years back.” And it’s good he shared that, because otherwise the interview was running the risk of being bland and dull.

While Pete Wentz strikes me as a reasonably okay guy, there is something so physically unattractive about him that I really don’t like to imagine him having sex. I’m sure their kid is adorable, but I prefer to imagine he just magically appeared in Ashlee’s womb. I do not need to imagine them doing it in a fancy hotel with a lot of mirrors. Same for the specifics on Ashlee’s weight and cup size. Thanks for the over share Pete. I hope you enjoy sleeping on the couch.

Here’s Pete and Fall Out Boy bandmate Patrick Stump in Washington Square Park to perform a free mini-concert for their fans in New York City yesterday. Images thanks to WENN.

Written by JayBird

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35 Responses to “Pete Wentz reassures us that his sex life is awesome”

  1. Looks like a gay blade to me. His amazing sex life must be with another man/men.

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  2. Can anyone explain to me why people need to share intimate details of their lives? Some things are private and my husband would be beyond sleeping on the couch if he said things like this.
    I can’t believe he would disrespect his wife like this. Disgusting.

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  3. I for one am glad to hear all this, I was tossing and turning just last night, worrying over Pete Wentz’s sex life.

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  4. The house pool boy has the same smile on his face, I bet.

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  5. @Syko: lol!!

    Pete Wentz is gross. Overshares about every aspect of his life, from this crap to his depression problem. I swear, if he ever complains about privacy issues of celeb life…

    Plus, why is Ashley’s breast and body size discussed here? At least she had some meat on her body for once. But her and Pete have to get back to wearing matching skinny jeans again, god forbid…

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  6. So rude and trashy to be discussing these matters to the public.

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  7. On the bright side, at least it was Ashlee’s husband talking about her boobs. Remember when their dad started bragging about Jessica’s? Ewwww…

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  8. other websites say that he talked about them sometimes having #### sex. (to be polite). why would he need to say all of this?

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  9. Oh i heard that about the stern interview… um the um….butt secks comment…im throwing up as i type this…OH WAIT THOUGH

    maybe he was just talking about blow jabs since asslee has the butt chin thang happening LOL.

    TALK ABOUT BUMPIN UGLIES!
    When people say these two kids bumped uglies they just mean eskimo kisses.

    ha ha ha

    get it?

    ha ha ha god im so dorky today!

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  10. He was on Howard Stern…what did you expect?

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  11. People who have to brag and carry on about stuff like that, I find, are generally experiencing the opposite of what they say.

    Perhaps the kid has already put a damper on the hot sex.

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  12. oh please.
    hes on howard stern. what else is there to talk about on his show?
    good for him that hes so…er…”satisfied”.

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  13. EEwwwwEEEEw.. thats up there with thinking of Roseanne naked…

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  14. That is great they are so good together, but honestly, shut the hell up! I just don’t understand his need to tell us the details.

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  15. He just loves to dish out his own dirt, doesn’t he?

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  16. *shudder* Did.not.need.to.read.that.

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  17. anastasiabeaverhausen
    anastasiabeaverhausen:

    Oh I was SO WORRIED! (He’s a douchenozzle and I hate him.)

    (And he’s gay.)

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  18. oooh, that’s tacky. if he was single, yeah, whatever, big whoop-de-do. but when you’re married and talking about the mama of your newborn, it’s tacky to talk about your sex life, never mind your sex life with other women! geez. 8O

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  19. I didn’t read the entire article (Pete’s interview), but I’m not surprised by anything coming from this cad’s mouth.

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  20. Now you wonder what poppa Joe’s reaction would be? bet he’ll fantasize that all day now..BARF!!

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  21. Winnie, I saw that, too. If my boyfriend ever said something like that on national radio or TV, he’d be dead, and I think it would be justifiable homicide.

    Seriously, these 2 have a kid now, and that kid will grow up someday! No kid wants to know about his parents’ sex life, much less have the entire world know about it! I’m 23, and I still insist that the stork brought me!

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  22. I agree with a lot of people here.

    Look, I know how I was conceived, but I don’t need the play-by-play, from anyone for that matter.

    I’m so bored with all of these boring folk who boast about their sex lives to compensate for every other dull aspect of their life.

    Pete Wentz is the irrelevant bassist in a pop punk band. I don’t even like Fall Out Boy, but it’s so unfair that he steals the other members’ credits like it’s HIS band.

    I feel bad for the poor chubby kid in that band, because he has a pretty OK voice and is trapped in Pete Wentz’ shadow while Petey boy jerks his bass around and sits pretty for promo shoots.

    If only he worked that hard as a musician as he did for publicity…

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  23. Well… he had an amazing sex life until that interview.

    I would be PISSED if my husband shared those kinds of details like that! During an INTERVIEW that THOUSANDS of people can hear and blog about later… geez.

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  24. The bleach I just injected into my eyeballs is making it hard for me to “think thoughts.”

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  25. ashlee needs to stop him

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  26. i lol’d when i first read about this interveiw, even though that was a very stupid topic to talk about. he really shouldn’t have. i feel sorry for ashlee.

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  27. right, because 150lbs is massive.

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  28. Ashlee Simpson is disusting, and Pete isn’t too great him self…

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  29. Honestly, I really wouldn’t care if someone said I was great in bed on TV or whatever. I’d be embarrassed a bit, but I wouldn’t mind that much. But that’s just me. However, Pete is pretty scary looking, and I don’t want to imagine him having secks >.>

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