Alex Skarsgard debuts his Viking beard at ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ premiere: so, so hot?

Last night was the LA premiere of Zero Dark Thirty, which I really, really want to see. That’s the “hunt for Bin Laden” movie directed by Kathryn Bigelow, her passion project which took years and years to make. I was going to lead off with the leading lady of the film, Jessica Chastain, but then I saw these photos of Alex Skarsgard at the premiere. Yeah. Let’s talk about these first.

Alex is not in the film. I’m assuming that he came to the premiere just because he wanted to see the movie. Or maybe the tabloids will soon inform me that Alex has been seeing Jessica Chastain on the downlow (that wouldn’t be the worst thing at all). All I know is that I love his beard and the Viking Dong is BACK, ladies. Damn.

Let’s rip through the rest of the photos… Jessica Chastain in Elie Saab. The color is pretty on her, and the fit is good (which is a bigger problem than you would imagine when we’re talking about Chastain). I don’t care for the weird half-peplum, but otherwise… this is fine.

Here’s Edgar Ramirez, also in the film. He’s Venezuelan, and he’s been skyrocketing through Hollywood over the past few years. People really like him, and he seems like a nice dude. He’s hot too. I mean, really f—king hot.

Chris Pratt and his wife Anna Faris. Chris is in the movie! And look at how much weight he’s gained. Yikes. I mean, it’s for another movie, but good God.

I like Kyle Chandler, but he always looks like such a schlump on red carpets.

And just a taste of Jason Clarke. This guy reminds me a little Michael Shannon – they’re both crazy-eyed, serial-killer-vibe’d character actors who scare the hell out of me. But I love them too.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Nya says:

    Alex was there because one of his best friends Fares Fares is in the movie. :)

    Jessica’s dress is beautiful but her shoes are hideous.

  2. Miss Kiki says:

    All I want for Christmas is Viking dong.

  3. aims says:

    OMG!! Alex never disapoints. I love a man that has a little facial hair. Like he just rolled out of our hot sexy bed and threw on some cloths. Lmao, a girl can dream.

  4. marie says:

    so very, very HOT.. I would fight to the death for him, heck he’s the whole reason I have HBO..

    why do they dress Jessica so bad? so pretty, outfits never are..

  5. D says:

    I’ve had a bit of a crush on Edgar Ramirez ever since “Domino”….that accent…my goodness;)

  6. LAK says:

    Goodness, I’ve heard about Edgar Ramirez for years now, but he hasn’t broken through to mainstream yet?

  7. T.C. says:

    The Viking dong is looking good baby. Not a fan of Jessica Chastain’s dress, great actress awful stylist. The rest of the men look passable.

  8. Mirella says:

    Holy damn he’s hot! Thank you for these pictures!

    I love Jessica, but that dress is a no for me. Great color though.

  9. Jenna says:

    Nope. And I haven’t wanted to tap that in quite some time. Besides, I’m all Hardy-ed(?) out. Still, he looks good.

    On a side note, I heard the movie kinda sucks. Oh well.

  10. RobN says:

    He doesn’t do it for me at all, but that is a hot suit he’s wearing.

  11. STOP says:

    Alexander was there because he is supporting his mate fares fares, he is not their for jessica or because he his seeing Jessica on the down low I don’t think they have ever meet STOP WITH THE RUMORS CELEBITCHY

  12. lucy2 says:

    He looks GOOD.

    The trailer for this movie looked very interesting, very tense. And then I saw Coach Taylor was in it and knew I’d have to see it!

  13. Hubbahun says:

    Nooooo! Bleurgh!!! does nothing for me (I am in a crab-bitch mood today :D ). Jessica Chastain just looks like she’d be a real bis-much but Edgar Ramirez…gimmee.

  14. Samigirl says:

    Jeeze, I always told my husband I would never take a “hall pass,” but if Alex wanted me, I’d have no choice. The man is sex walking. I want to tongue bathe him.

  15. Gwen says:


    I adore Scruffy Skars <3 I wish there was pictures of him and Fares together – thier friendship goes a long way back, it’s nice to see them supoort each other :)

  16. Elceibeno says:

    Alex is hot no doubt. But I think beards don’t look look as good on men with narrow jaws.

  17. Emily says:

    Alex is hot !! I love Jessica ‘s dress not the shoes / /I wish they took pictures of Fares Fares and Alex together . Their friendship goes way back .

  18. Stacie says:

    Alex is always spot on Beautiful . Swoon :)

  19. Ginger says:

    Yay!!! Viking dong! Bring it!

  20. Maria_Spain says:


  21. Sweet Dee says:

    Umm yeah. YUM. I want. He is my number one dong. Every time I see him I fantasize about climbing him and humping away wherever he’s standing in the picture. I imagine it would be terribly inappropriate but I couldn’t resist. And who could blame me?

    Anyway, Jessica Chastain always seems so phony to me. Like, she’s trying to be coy all the time and the whole world is all, “meh.”

  22. Minx says:

    Oh, how I have missed seeing the Viking! Scorchingly hot here! I adore this man! He is always my number one dong. Some pics of him and Fares would have been excellent. As if he wasn’t already perfect, his loyalty to family and friends is beyond endearing. Okay, I’m gushing, aren’t I? I’ll stop now.

  23. midnightmoon says:

    Edgar Ramirez is not a great name to swoon over. I will just call him Come On Over. Oh boy is he gorgeous. Now that is hotttttNess. Viking w/beard only a bit better than cleavage. His eyes are red and watery, and his chin is just not strong enough. My taste is for the manly man and Edgar has that in spades! Yay.

  24. Izzy says:

    I’ve never been partial to facial hair on a man, but day-um! My Forever Viking Dong looks really great with it. Mind you, it just wouldn’t matter to me, you know? That’s why he’s my Forever Viking Dong. Thank you, CB ladies, for this lovely Hanukkah present. I shall now play Strip-Spin-the-Dreidel with Alex…

  25. alons-y alonso says:

    I can’t with the Viking! Not after the Bosworth incident.

  26. Camille (TheOriginal) says:

    Alex! I feel like it has been forever since I’ve seen new pics of him, so yay! this made my day :) .

    Thanks CB/Kaiser!

  27. Moi says:

    AS is only hot to me when he has longer hair, like in the beginning of the first season of True Blood.

  28. Nya says:

    Yes Life of Pi was great, and beautiful. Some people found it too long but I thought it was just right.

  29. Miss Kiki says:

    Have you read the book? I don’t doubt that visually it’ll be amazing but I’m not sure how some aspects of the story will translate in film

  30. j.eyre says:

    @Miss Kiki – I have the same concerns re:book details translating to the film. The only people I know who saw it did not read the book. I am curious enough to go see it.