Kristen Stewart in barely-there Erdem at the ‘On the Road’ premiere: tacky or cute?

Here are some new pics of Kristen Stewart outside of the premiere of On the Road last night in New York. She’s wearing an Erdem nightie, from the looks of it. It’s below freezing right now in Virginia, so I would have a hard time believing that New York wasn’t really, really cold last night. And still, Kristen is absolutely determined to show off her body. What’s up that? It really looks like she’s just wearing old-fashion granny panties and a bra with some sheer chemise. It’s not cute, and she’s going to get sick if she continues to go out cold weather wearing this little.

As many of you pointed out in yesterday’s post, Kristen Stewart failed to get a Golden Globe nomination for her work in On the Road! SOB. As I said a few weeks ago, I didn’t really think Kristen had a major chance for any kind of nominations, but I would have enjoyed seeing her get one anyway. Just because… I enjoy Twihard Drama, and it would have been nice to see her slouch and lip-bite her way through the awards season. Maybe we’ll get lucky and she’ll be invited to present! *fingers crossed*

Anyway, even though I get kind of tired of covering Kristen’s every mouth-fart and eye-roll, this Enquirer story was too good to pass up – according to The Enquirer, Robert Pattinson doesn’t want to lick on Kristen’s stank armpits anymore. He will not shower her with sparkles unless she starts to shower regularly. And maybe run a brush through her hair and put on some lip gloss.

Kristen Stewart needs to clean up her act – literally! Kristen’s body odor and disheveled appearance are starting to rub her beau Robert Pattinson the wrong way – and he’s warned her that he’ll dump her for good if she doesn’t change her slovenly ways.

“Rob’s a laid-back guy, but he is starting to find Kristen’s grungy habits a turnoff,” a source told The Enquirer. “She rarely washes her hair, only brushes her teeth once a day at best and very rarely wears perfume. He loved it when she made an effort to look her best during the promotional tour, but now she’s back to her lazy old self, and Rob’s not impressed.”

“Ever since they got back together, Rob has been super-critical of Kristen,” revealed the source. “Before the whole cheating thing, she could do no wrong. Even when she didn’t shower for days, he’d tell her she smelled great. But things have changed since then. He’s looking at her in a different light and he’s nowhere near as forgiving as he used to be. He told her that if she doesn’t do something about her appearance, he’s leaving.”

But it seems Rob’s complaints are falling on deaf ears.

“Kristen is very set in her ways,” added the source. “When she’s not working she just can’t be bothered to wash her hair or put on makeup – it’s just not her.”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

Obviously, Robert Pattinson needs to try harder. Right? Or should I yell at him for being “controlling” or whatever? I don’t think it IS “controlling” for a guy to ask his girlfriend to shower more often. I think that’s just like, “Hey, could you be more hygienic? Thanks.” Maybe Kristen is actively trying to get Rob to dump her. Or maybe this is just a story about how a once-naïve dude now sees his cheating girlfriend as “unclean”.

I wonder what Robert Pattinson would think of my grooming? I shower once or twice a day, I shave my legs most days, but I don’t shave my pits that often (I never go sleeveless, and who cares, really?). I wear perfume when I’m leaving the house, but I rarely wear makeup. And I’m not into armpit action… so it’s probably not happening.

Oh, here’s Kristen on The Daily Show last night:

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  1. Amelia says:

    That’s just beyond tacky.
    And really unflattering, in some pictures it looks like she has a mini muffin top and she’s by no means fat.
    First rule of wearing clothes – wear the right size. Take note Kristen and Kim.

  2. Lisylis says:

    Uh, wow. That’s pretty close to just underwear, right there.

  3. Jess says:

    She went from the skinniest she’s ever been to the heaviest she’s ever been in a matter of months.

    • Alexandra Bananarama says:

      Didn’t she quit smoking a few weeks ago?

      What smokers fail to realize before they start smoking is should you ever decide to quit, your body chemistry changes. It becomes a priority to create, find, and store fat. That’s why most who quit average a 10lbs weight gain.

      I live in CT and it has been below freezing at night for awhile now.

      • marie says:

        umm, you are aware that a lot of people start smoking to supress their appetite right? smokers know that once they quit smoking they’ll gain weight.. that’s why I waited so long to quit, but realized it was stupid and quit anyway.

        that dress is bad, and I don’t really think anyone could make it look good. I like her bright shoes though..

      • Alexandra Bananarama says:

        Marie yes i’m aware of that. Eventually for whatever reasons (spouse,family,health) they might want to quit. So they started a habit to be thin. A habit they might eventually have to quit and when they do they will be fatter than when they started.

        I was surprised to learn this is far from common knowledge with some. They just thought it was an oral fixation replaced with sweets (which it kind of is too), but my main question is didn’t she quit smoking or is she still smoking?

      • marie says:

        I honestly don’t know-I had heard she quit but then I also heard she started back up? I think it’s were the dress is sitting that makes her look like she gained weight..

    • Annie says:

      I didn’t want to say it but it’s true. While I was all butthurt about her cheating on Rob, when I saw her weight loss I was definitely worried about her and felt bad. Anyone who thinks it was a PR move needs to look at those pictures.
      And her weight gain might indicate she’s happy she has Rob back.

      • Miss Bennett says:

        @Annie, her weight could just as easily be from missing Rupert Sanders or from fear that she had lost her acting career. It does nothing to dispel the idea that her relationship with Pattinson is nothing but PR.

      • honeybee says:


        I agree. I found it funny that many tend to think her weight loss immediately attributes to losing Rob. I always think she was terrified of losing her career. She had no clue how it will all play out. She was worried about her first real outing in TIFF after the scandal. She lost weight due to those worries.

        Once Rob ~took her back and she was getting used to the public appearances, its back to normal for her and the weight she lost came back on.

        I am very much leaning towards Rob doing this thing to her as a favor to a friend. His behavior after the scandal and his ~willingness to try again has made life easier for her in the media.
        She probably begged him to do this for her so she can at least have her precious career back.
        Hence his comment on MTV interview with the trio about her owing him credit for her career.

        How come we hardly see them together any more but there was a deluge of pap photos around the premiere time frame?

    • Annie says:

      Isn’t this what she always looks like? She’s built quite soft but curveless.

  4. Bad Irene says:

    Her team are really trying to push the sexy image. It ain’t working.

  5. Mia 4S says:

    What the hell is that “dress”? Also how is that for winter in New York? Well I guess if no one gives a damn about your actual movie, you do what you have to for attention. But…yikes

  6. Lucy says:

    A memo to designers,stylists & Hollywood STOP with the sheer it’s not pretty. Whatever happened to leaving something to the imagination?

    • Ann says:

      Exactly. Sheer dresses have become the Macarena of the fashion world. They’re everywhere, oversaturated, yesterday’s news. Enough already.

      A little sheer in a dress can be attractive. But designers have gone completely overboard, like it’s a contest to see how little skin they can cover. No thought is given to the actual attractiveness of the dress.

      It’s like the story of The Emperor’s New Clothes – fashion types think it’s stylish, while everyone else points and laughs.

  7. cr says:

    I like the boots in the bottom pic.

    The premiere outfit, OTOH, should be burned.

  8. D says:

    I feel like she wore that fugly lingerie looking dress with Rupert in mind

  9. Chrissie Malcolm says:

    Horrible! And those pale, white legs finished off with magenta stilettos – too horrible for words.

  10. debs says:

    I don’t really understand her strategy with all these see through outfits. They’d be tacky even on J.Lo or Katy Perry, but at least those two have the demeanor to try to sell it. On Kristen, it just looks desperate and uncomfortable.

    But still, lol at anyone trying to say this girl is “shy” or “hates attention”. Her clothes for the past 6 months show a girl who is very much in love with herself and likes showing off her body.

    • Mirella says:

      ITA with everything you said.

    • lucy2 says:

      I agree too – it never looks like something she would choose to wear, but she must be.
      I don’t get why everything she wears these days is so revealing. I bet she thinks she’s giving a big FU to all those who called her a Trampire, the whole “I’m so cool I don’t care” thing, but it just looks stupid, IMO.

    • Em says:

      She has, on several recent occasions, gone to a professional event in what amounts to underwear. For Pete’s sake, she/her team cut this dress down from knee-length to crotch-length. So yeah, Kristen can say whatever she wants about not liking attention, but her actions don’t back up her words. She is courting the attention, and she isn’t being slick about it at all.

      Not only is this see-through monstrosity inappropriate in general, it’s inappropriate for the weather and ill-fitting to boot. She looks pudgy in the midsection, the length doesn’t flatter her thighs, and I don’t know how many comments I’ve seen about the crotch. Even People, which is usually pretty ass-kissy, is running an article detailing all that’s wrong with that dress.

    • Carolyn says:

      couldn’t have said it better.

      What will she do when the Twilight goodwill runs out? There are a lot of young actors who are far more talented than her that will get the roles she feels she is owed.

      So much for Kristen wearing that fragrance she’s the face for, if she’s odorous :)

  11. mkyarwood says:

    this is not a good look. she’s short, and those short shorts make her thighs look big, which we know is not true.

  12. booboocita says:

    That “outfit” is heinous. Shorts in the front, skirt in the back? Weird. And one hell of a camel toe, from the looks of it. The sparkly drape isn’t doing her any favors, either.

    I’m not a clean freak, but I get antsy if I don’t bathe and shampoo once a day. If I don’t, I feel itchy and grody. And my hair is short. I can’t imagine walking around with the accumulation of two-three days in LONG hair. Ew. Just — ew.

    • Annie says:

      I don’t get people who rarely shower, especially women in their twenties. You HAVE to shower. It takes you like 10 minutes. Do it! If you don’t, you get all sorts of body odors coming from you. It’s so classless and unfemenine to not have basic hygene. To not be clean. Being sloppy, having a messy house, never washing your hair or your clothes: people can smell it and it’s not nice! Be clean! Otherwise you send a bad first impression.

  13. Lauren says:

    Proud to embrace her status of a Hollywood whore. This girl is just lost as far as any sort of decency. Her eyes are so vacant, as they say windows to the soul.

  14. Andy says:

    She is trying really hard to push this “grown up, sexy vixen, mature” image since she got caught, but all I see is her trying really hard to stay in the spotlight and line up some jobs so she can still stay in said spotlight. But didnt she just said somewhere how much she hates people looking at her? Why dress like that then? She is the biggest hypocrat in showbiz.

    On the side note I dont think that her and Rob are ever going to be photographed together again. PR is over.

  15. Agnes says:

    that outfit is just a big huge NO.

  16. Annie says:

    I don’t get what is happening to her. This whole new style is just awful and desperate. Ever since the affair she changed a lot… it’s almost as if she feels sexier since being with a married guy. If that is not a red light for Rob, I don’t know what it is. I used to like that she knew how to be sexy without being raunchy and there was always a limit. The mini dresses and high heels, she never showed too much and it worked. I admired that she never dressed desperately like so many of her peers. Like Ashley Greene. What is this??

    This dress is tacky and she doesn’t even have the body for it. All square, no hips, no waist, no boobs. Her legs are great. She’s worn more flattering outfits. This one is just not that.

    Don’t believe the story about her being smelly. She’s not smelly AT ALL. When I met her (the day she famously rolled her eyes at me and other fans like she was over our meet and greet while everyone else was happy and being nice and I felt horrible, I share this story all the time here lol) my first impression was the she was gorgeous and that she smelled AMAZING. It wasn’t just perfume. It was a special smell. Like clean, fresh, shampoo and perfume and something else. I remember a friend and I talked about it afterwards for hours. We were so curious about that scent. My friend was all krisbian about it “I’m in love with her scent omg she’s amazing” but seriously when that interview about the armpit licking came out and she talked about scents I remembered this.

    So yeah eventhough I’m over her and really don’t like her anymore after everything she’s said and done, I feel like I do have to point out that she’s not smelly. On the contrary.

    • kimber says:

      Curious, how long ago did you meet her? It seems like she’s really gone down hill with the unwashed hair and general messiness in the last year and a half.

    • Smiley says:

      She was promoting her film so of course she cleaned up, her publicist forced her to do it and when she isn’t working she looks like a 10 dollar hooker.

    • stellalovejoydiver says:

      Annie, was this an arranged, official meet and greet, or did you and a couple other fans just happen to run into her?
      Of course she cleans up for official events, but this is about her not taking care of herself when she is not working, which seems plausible to me when you look at paparazzi pics.

      • Annie says:

        This was an official meet and greet for SWATH when she visited my country back in May of 2012. Everyone thinks she looks greasy and smelly on official events too, so I’m just throwing this out there. She smells pretty good and so does Rob, who I’ve met twice. I think their messy hair and grungy clothes make people think they’re dirty people, but Rob started his own smelly rumors when a reporter asked him why his hair always looked so stylish and abundant and he said “I just don’t wash it, ever.” He was only joking but everyone took it seriously, like they don’t get his sense of humor at all. Nobody who’s actually met them has ever mentioned bad smells.

        That scent Kristen had was that of a clean person. Not someone who only showered for the occasion. She smelled fresh, her hair smelled wonderful and her skin was shiny, like she exfoliates regularly and does take care of herself and showers. You know who’s smelly? Rupert Grint. Nice, awesome, down to earth kid. The best of the trio. But when I met him he smelled like he hadn’t showered in days lol.

  17. Riana says:

    Not tacky, just boring and ugly.

    I don’t think it’s controlling to ask your gf to shower me, but looking at Rob he never seems especially clean either so it’s seems like a request they both should fulfill.

  18. eileen says:

    She looks ridiculous. Done and done.

  19. lower-case deb says:

    it’s like she went into an erdem store and said, “look, i like that [points at dress], but i only have this much money.”

    “okay, for that money, you can either have the satin lining only, or the lace brocade only.”

    “well, how about half-and-half? half the satin lining, for the back of the dress, cuz i’m not having my bum hanging out, and half the lace brocade for the front. ”

    “but that means you’ll have to find something to cover your front. a bikini?”

    “nah, don’t worry. i’m sure i can find something from rob’s closet. his boxer/brief and moob-bra is the same color i think”

    “um.. and what about coats? you don’t have enough money here to buy coats as well.”

    “it’s okay. the layers of unwashed deadskin has insulated me very well.”

  20. Micki says:

    “tacky or cute”? Hm, whore-y.

  21. The Original Mia says:

    Please stop with the sheer outfits, KStew! Tacky tacky tacky.

  22. Elizabeth says:

    Still Dressing Like a Slut! this is so trashy!

  23. FreeSpiritedGirl says:

    Not another Katy Perry! God! tch-tch

    HAHAHAHA! I don’t believe Rob cares about her not being hygienic. I think he doesn’t give a damn about her appearance. Never had, never will. He is letting her be and is just taking it slow. He will officially dump her when he starts shooting for his new movie which is based on war in Iraq. He will leave for the shooting and then they both will say ”the distance and busy schedule sabotaged their relationship”.

    Anyway, hey ROOOOOB! I shower and brush twice a day, shampoo my hair everyday, apply body lotion regularly and wear perfume most of the time. Don’t need any make up except for eye liner. so…here’s my number …so call me may be! ;-D

  24. True..Dat says:

    It’s really odd with Kristen Stewart.

    All these relatively risque premiere outfits?

    Its almost as if the affair gave her some sort of sexual awakening.

    • Annie says:

      This is what I’m saying. She feels sexier since her affair. She regrets nothing. Maybe not even getting caught. No shame at all. Meanwhile Rob is busy kissing the ground she walks on. Wake up bro!

      • FreeSpiritedGirl says:

        I agree with the sexual awakening reason. But I think it was always there hidden inside her. After the scandal she accepted this side of her and isn’t shy showing it off. Her PR is trying to keep her in news by making her wear tacky outfits. They know she has got a body that can carry any kind of dress. By wearing tacky see-through clothes, you will obviously get more coverage than people dressed in nice and elegant clothes.

  25. Lindsey says:

    But I thought Rob was in love with her stanky armpits and liked to lick them???

  26. Amory says:

    One or the other — bra top or short skirt. Combining them = street walker. The poor fit = street walker who isn’t making enough money.

    She’s young, she’s thin, she should be able to have some fun with her clothes. Instead she always looks like she’s wearing someone else’s clothes, and hates doing it.

  27. Geekychic says:

    isn’t Pattinson also on The “no showering” train? The first twi years, she was even defending him on The subject, saying he smells great-there were stories about his questionable hygene. So, I think they are even on that field, If he ain’t worse.

  28. stinkyman says:

    She looks like she hates the dress.

  29. cc says:

    There she goes again with the see-through dresses. Ugh. If only money could buy good taste..

  30. Ann says:

    I did like the dress she wore to the Daily Show, it was cute. But the premiere dress was fug.

    • CG says:

      Yeah, I thought she looked good (and showered!) on the Daily Show. I watch it almost every night before bed, and last night my roommate happened to watch it with me. After a couple minutes of her interview, my roomie said, “She’s not the brightest bulb, is she?” :) But seriously, I loved how last night she kept saying, “I’ll do anything for a role.” O RLY! Yes, we know, girl.

  31. MissA says:

    This looks like bra and over sized granny panties.I guess she is trying use her “sexiness” to distract people from all the scandal gossip that still follows her by wearing all these revealing/sheer dresses lately.Someone needs to tell her that she is failing miserably at it lol

  32. Madriani's Girl says:

    I’d kill to have her figure! Having said that, her outfit is as unattractive as her face and her personality.

  33. kimber says:

    Anyone else think it’s weird that she’s on The Daily Show after Jon Stewart made all those comments to Rob — “Boy, kick her to the curb?” Wow, she’s really desperate to promote this movie that no one wants to see or has already seen, because it’s been on the internet for the last two months.

    • Annie says:

      I was disappointed that he was all polite and nice. I loved how he went there with the “kick her to the curb” comments back then. And yeah, she definitely tried hard to get on that show and face Jon. Not only desperate to promote the movie but to prove everything is fine with Robert amd everyone is over the issue.

      It’s funny how she’s screening the movie everywhere to promote herself during Oscar season. The movie already premiere in the summer, why is she still all over the place? She’s so desperate for Oscar buzz when the boys were the ones who gave amazing performances. She thinks going full frontal is worthy of a nomination. Completely hilarious how she wants to start buzz around her when I never saw anyone rave about her performance. You have Anne Hathaway, Maggie Smith, Amy Adams in the mix and she thinks she fits there? Lol.

      • Ann says:

        The movie only premiered overseas during the summer. It hasn’t even come out in the US yet, that’s why we’re just seeing premieres now. It’s a really weird distribution strategy, I think they screwed up by debuting it so late in the US. Now the movie gets lost in the shuffle of all the big holiday blockbusters. It does seem like they’ve been pumping it forever, but that’s the fault of the studio/distribution planning.

    • Ann says:

      It makes a lot of sense to promote OTR on The Daily Show, it’s the right demographic. The actors don’t pick the shows to visit themselves (although their reps will use right of refusal).

      Kristen did get off pretty easy with Jon Stewart though. I thought he’d at least refer to “it”. Rob definitely faced the tougher scrutiny due to the timing. Life’s not fair sometimes.

  34. malaney says:

    she looks a right eejit wearing this outfit in the middle of the winter. and i hate her smug bitchface. i would love to slap her.

  35. Angie says:

    Kristen Stewart’s hypocrisy towards fame annoys me to no end. She is always acting like she is above the fame game, that she doesn’t want and like to be famous… That she’s an ARTIST, so sensible, hardcore, real, and different from the rest of the starlets (read better), that she ‘s not a fraud… And yet she will wears these kind of clothes, because you know this dress doesn’t scream “look at me”, it’s pretty clear she doesn’t want that people look at her and talk about her, no? Yeah, right. Totally the kind of dress Cate Blanchett or Kate Winslet would wear.
    She should just try to be more mature and professionnal, and stops with her try hard attitude when she continues to sign for big movies (like snowhite) or fashion brands, and then shows up at the award circuit. Because it just make her a fraud, something she is seems to despise.

    Not all the young actress has to wear this kind of clothes to continue to attract attention, except if you can’ act and you aren’t really talented.
    You know, when someone like Ellen Page said that she didn’t like all the hollywood game, she acted accordingly. She rarely shows up at an event (when she doesn’t promote a movie), she doesn’t wear high couture clothes or revealing dress, doesn’t release public statement about her private life…. Same for Carey Mulligan, Mia Wasikowska…
    So, it’s possible to stay grounded without sounding like an entitled brat, and be nice and professionnal.

    • MissA says:

      Kristen’s public image is a huge mess of contradictory statements.

    • Annie says:

      You are so right. This isn’t something Cate Blanchet, Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, etc would wear. She wants everyone to think she’s so artistic, honest, real and better than her peers, but with this dress she’s showing that she’s not above famewhoring, like her entire attention loving generation.

      When the affair happened, as a former fan, what made me not like her anymore was realizing how fake and full of it she really is. More than the affair just knowing she’s the opposite of what she boasted to be was what really disappointed me. She IS a liar, she IS dishonest, she IS a fake and she knows it, which is why she tries to convince people she’s not by talking about being real, honest, etc in every interview. Either she’s been called out on it a lot and it’s her biggest insecurity, or she’s afraid people will find out. Too late!

      Her fans are so deluded. They always called Ashley and Nikki whores too, when they never did anything slutty or scandalous. If either of them, especially Nikki, had done something like this I don’t even want to imagine the shitstorm.

      • StaCat1 says:

        Agreed. She seems to be trying so hard to be a “serious artist” but she hardly projects that image.
        What is the saying “you have to dress for the job you want”.
        I never saw Meryl Streep dress like this – ever!

      • Michele says:

        “You are so right. This isn’t something Cate Blanchet, Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, etc would wear. ”

        But all of those women you mentioned are pushing 40 and are mothers! That dress would look even more ridiculous on an older woman. While Kristen is more age appropriate at 22 for a dress like that, I still don’t like the dress at all because I’ve never been a fan of sheer dresses. I’m seeing them on so many young actresses at the moment. It must be a hot fashion trend. I don’t like it and can’t wait until it passes. Kristen should have worn the same dress she wore on Jon Stewart’s Daily Show. I thought she looked really nice in that outfit.

    • anneesezz says:

      Yep! If she’s so over it she can just disappear. She has enough money to never work again. Go away, please. I just want to punch her in the face every time I see her “I’m bored that you all adore me” face. What an ungrateful little tw*t.

  36. Tig says:

    At this point, you have to no longer blame a stylist- she’s making these selections. This last is just too ick for words. Such a shame that there is no one to tell her- or no one she will listen to- that these sheer fiascos just make her look lost and pathetic. She’s quite attractive- but a sex kitten she will never be.

  37. Viola says:

    she’s soo boring. and her body is not pretty

  38. kiki says:

    This girl’s body just fine. Legs great. This dress is just not a good look for her.

  39. Nessa says:

    When did this girl become so desperate for attention? Is it because twilight is over and that was her meal ticket?

  40. Jackson says:

    Wow, that outfit is horrendous. Trashy. Tacky. Funny thing is, from the back it looks good. If the front were solid gray with that sheer bead overlay it would look cute. But the granny panties and bra top? Just so, so bad.

    • TrustMeOnThis says:

      Totally. I saw the back and went, ERMAHGERD! It’s ON PURPOSE!!!

      Before that I thought maybe she just got baked and forgot to put the slip on. But no, it’s SUPPOSED to look like that!

      Do you think she’s trying to start a granny panties trend? o.O

  41. phlyfiremama says:

    KStew I still love you…but d@mn girl, that is an awful choice for clothing~

  42. Marty says:

    She looks like a hooker who raided her grandmothers closet.

  43. Skipper says:

    I actually like it with the red shoes and all.

  44. asdfg says:

    I love the look! I’m not really a fan of her make up here though… :P And I can totally believe the RP thinks KS has bad hygiene story.. Ewwww!

  45. StaCat1 says:

    She needs to mix-it-up. Isnt’ this like the fourth sheer mini dress in a row??
    I thought post-car hook up she might try something a little more modest…but she is going full on hoochie lately.
    Her stylist needs to turn off the auto-pilot and earn some of her money…it’s getting old.

  46. ruby says:

    Wow, that’s a train wreck. The granny underwear, the garish pattern, there’s nothing worth saving here.

    And how trashy and outright stupid to walk around in what amounts to underwear in the middle of December… Because you’re so above using your body to keep your career on track Kristen huh ?

  47. Memphis says:

    Wow. That’s just bad.

    As for the grungy hair and lax showering habits, I’m not to sure I believe Rob is worried about it, I mean, wasn’t he licking and loving her un-showered armpits not long ago? I have a hard time believing he NOW cares about it.

  48. Janet says:

    She looks like she threw on a shower curtain over her underwear. Who let her go out looking like that?

  49. Sean says:

    Horrible outfit. The sad part is that she could be quite attractive. She has gained weight recently, and it looks good on her. Imagine if she actually bathed and had someone to dress her appropriately.

  50. Lulu says:

    WTF? She looks horrible in this, she doesn’t have the figure for it. She’s gained weight and all of it is pudge/baby-fat. She looks like a 12 year old girl tottering about on high heels.

    Her face looks pretty as always. I just hate that she has such a great naturally slender build and doesn’t capitalize on it.

  51. Jennifer12 says:

    Kristen likes to show off her body. She’s always tying off shirts that are paired with skin tight jeans or wearing belly baring shirts. Which is funny, because in interviews, she fronts like, “Oh, I’m cut like a boy.” And the dress is butt-ugly, and totally ridiculous on her. I live in NYC and it was freezing last night. She’s a clown.

  52. aquarius64 says:

    For the weight gains stories PLEASE let her not be pregnant, for the baby’s sake. Thanks to the Mini-Coopering the paternity will IMMEDIATELY be suspect. To be in the clear the baby better be due after June 2013. April or May is too dicey because Rupert has been close by nine months before. (I don’t care if she does deny the sex.)

  53. susan says:

    This beautiful girl needs to know that she can say “NO!” I’ve loved her previous outfits. She is young, learning how to handle this intense attention, and I think she is lovely. She does look most uncomfortable in this disaster. Not fair to her.

  54. Annie says:

    This “outfit” is essentially just a retro style bikini with a cover up dress thrown over it. It might be cute for a beach cocktail party, but on the red carpet? Kristen what were you and your stylist thinking?

  55. Sophia says:

    Looking like a streetwalker – you’re doing it right.

  56. LadyAnne says:

    This girl’s premiere outfits are getting trashier and trashier. Next time she’ll be naked.

  57. kimcheee says:

    South Park should spoof her. She’s a stanky, skanky dog. They could portray her as a dog humping everyone’s leg.

  58. Marilu says:

    she should have left it longer the way the designer intended it to be. These professionals know about clothes better than you do. Take their advice.

  59. Kate (newer one) says:

    The thing I can’t understand is why all 3 see-through outfits are so ugly. She has access to the best designers in the world, she presumably has a good stylist and a mirror or five. Why on earth do that to herself? She could wear revealing clothes that looked amazing, rather than weird and unflattering.

    I genuinely think she has mental health problems. She just seems so anxious and awkward and this is not evidence of someone with the ability to think sensibly about how to present herself after a huge cheating scandal, is it. If she wants to be the scarlet woman and play that angle, she needs to look good in the process. As it is, she looks like a kid wearing her mother’s castoff, last-decade lingerie from the dress-up box, over Bridget Jones-style control pants.

  60. bettyrose says:

    There’s nothing left to say about that outfit, but in defense of streetwalkers, they aren’t likely to wear something so impractical. I mean, that outfit appears to be a onesie that consists of a scort covered by a layer of lace. How the H*&l does one get out of that thing?

  61. Jag says:

    She’s just trying to put to rest the recent rumors that were saying she’s pregnant. Awful outfit.

  62. Emma says:

    Attentionwhore is at it again. LOL.

  63. slash's_hat says:

    ya know, i think i’d still let her.