Paris Hilton shows off her 21- year-old Spanish boyfriend in Aspen: sad or funny?

Merry Christmas! Here’s some Paris Hilton. I know, I know – it’s not the ideal Christmas gift. Which would you rather get for Christmas: Paris Hilton photos or three-year-old fruitcake? Anyway, these are some new pics of Paris Hilton and her relatively new (!) boyfriend River Viiperi in Aspen, Colorado yesterday. Did you know that she had a new guy? All of Paris’s boyfriends over the past four years or so have sort blended together in a gross, meathead, druggie stew, so imagine my surprise when I saw this guy.

Does anyone else think he looks… really young? That’s because he IS young. He’s only 21 years old!!! He’s practically a baby, especially when compared to Paris, who is 31 in human years and 53 in druggie-socialite-famewhore years. The thing that I always wonder about Paris is how does she manage to always have a (douche-y) boyfriend? I mean, she’s never just single. She’s always got an “official”. I would have thought that all dudes – even the dumb meatheads – would be wary of her now. But we have our answer: I doubt that 21-year-old River really comprehends Paris’s falling star. Oh, and he’s Spanish too. Double-whammy of not comprehending how Paris is a big loser.

Paris and River began dating a few months ago, from what I can see. They just travel around to various celebrity hot spots and they’re constantly on vacation. Miami, Hawaii, Las Vegas, and now Aspen. Obviously, Paris has the money to live like that, but what about River? Well, he’s a male model. Oh God… I just looked up some of his modeling shots. YIKES. This boy isn’t going to have much of a career. He has that baby-faced Twihardy look that tweens like, but beyond that… not so much.

Anyway, this has been your Paris Hilton Christmas present. I hope you liked it.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. marie says:

    I’ll see your sad and raise you pathetic..

  2. Miss Kiki says:

    Funny, always funny. Also I’d rather get a pic of Paris than whatever Venereal Disease she currently has.

  3. Amelia says:

    Oh my God.
    His goggles. His goggles.
    I have no sh*ts to give about these two, but his goggles . . . I think they’re the new Oakley Airwave snow goggles with a built in Heads Up Display, GPS and buddy tracking.
    JEALOUS.
    ….and that’s my snow related fan girl moment done for the day :) Happy Holidays all!

  4. DanaG says:

    Paris has always been pathetic. But even more so lately. She just is going places to get papped with some young kid in tow. Neither of them actually have work. Paris needs to wakeup she was yesterdays news and now looks even sadder then she did before.

  5. dcypher1 says:

    He looks like her little bro more than her bf gross paris u cradle robber.

  6. Bowers says:

    She’d be relevant if she ever did anything worthwhile. But she won’t.

  7. Minnie says:

    His pics ARE hot!!!! But he still is way too young for her. Feels wrong!

  8. Quinn says:

    Good Lord…looking at her makes me realize how LOOONNNGGGG ago 2004 really was! Hallelujah this trick has faded into relative obscurity. Next up: the Kardashian Trashians.

  9. Hautie says:

    Poor pathetic Paris.

    Still not realizing her expiration date, passed her by 5 years ago.

    While the other girls have gotten legit boyfriends or married… some even with babies… and found a legit career.

    Paris is still out in the bars.

    Desperate to stay 21 forever. Looking like a fool.

    • Meredith says:

      Isn’t it time for a society type like her to “marry well” and fade away? Her great-grandfather was actually a really hard working guy who built a business empire. Now she hangs around @ Aspen with male models who are probably bought and paid for. What a downgrade.

  10. Jayna says:

    People are losing interest in Kim I’ve noticed. As a family unit, like the show, they’re still strong, but Kim alone I think interest is fading.

  11. Coconut says:

    Everyone was wearing helmets when I skied last winter in CA. Not celebrities?

    Given the matching red ski boots, I suspect they’re rentals. Paris *rents* ski boots??

    • poppy says:

      helmets protect the brain and obviously that isn’t needed in her case. i laughed at the rental boots.
      and how she’s still fat-skinny. those are serious saddlebags.
      maybe they’re together because he’s in her std grouping?
      seriously, run for your life little boy.

  12. lin234 says:

    Meh, at least she isn’t out popping out kids and pretending to be a mother.
    I’m going to give her a pass for dating a 21 yr old. No one blinks an eye when a 31 yr old man dates a 21 yr old girl or calls the man sad and pathetic. It’s not like she needs them for talking anyways – the same way her male counterparts are with their ten yr gaps.

  13. Talie says:

    If she had locked down one of those greek shipping heirs when she had the chance, she would be in a very different position.

  14. OhDear says:

    The guy is adorable, but is also being an idiot. Seriously, why would anyone want to be near her?

    Paris Hilton’s 15 minutes were up a long time ago.

  15. Susie Q says:

    I would rather the fruitcake ANY DAY than see pics of this drug addicted racist. I think she must be paying him to be seen with her. In most of the pics I’ve seen of them he is looking off in the distance and she is clinging to him.

  16. Kat says:

    She’s a bit pathetic. I’m glad this is what became of her. She was so ridiculous back in her heyday, and you knew our society had reached a new low and had to reevaluate itself when the media breathlessly covered her release from jail. Remember that? I imagine a lot of news outlets who camped outside that jail all night are mighty embarrassed now in hindsight.

  17. epiphany says:

    I choose the 3 year old fruitcake – unlike Paris, fruitcake gets better with age.

  18. Suzy from Ontario says:

    Course she gets these guys…she’s rich and I’m sure she pays for everything a la JLo.

    My younger son is 21. I would not be happy if he started dating a 31 year old especially one as shallow as Paris.

  19. Shelly says:

    Well, she doesn’t have the maturity of a 31 year old, so I can’t say I’m surprised that she’s dating a 21 year old.

  20. Lucy2 says:

    I don’t think the age difference is that big a deal, I just don’t know why anyone would want to be with her.

  21. Dee Cee says:

    When he gets older, wiser what shall they chat about.. have in common?

    • Christina says:

      She’s on holiday with the guy, not marrying him! I doubt this will last more than a few months, and that’s OK. She gets to have sex with a hot young thing on her arm, and he gets his picture in the magazines. Same sort of ‘deal’ which rich older men and hot young women have been enjoying for centuries, though at 31, Paris is hardly ‘old’.

  22. Diva says:

    I’d be more worried about the diseases she’s spreading. Yuck…

  23. fabgrrl says:

    When they break up, she can pass him to Demi Moore.

  24. LaLa2 says:

    He is cute! And one year older than me! River, dump her and come to someone closer to your age and is STD free!

    But honestly, 10 years is not that big of a deal to me. Celeb men date and marry younger women all the time so it can apply to females as well (even though 21 is super jail bait-y, imo.)

  25. Elceibeno says:

    Is he rich? Who pay for that skiing trip? Take notes Demi Moore, that ‘s how you pick up a cute young guy.

  26. Christina says:

    In every single picture, he’s looking straight into the camera. Never a good sign when one or both parties in a ‘relationship’ look more interested in the cameras than in each other.

  27. Joanna says:

    Yes, she has such a sad life. going on trips, having sex with hot young men, poor girl. lol. i’ll take that life.

    people act like she’s an old maid. the beyotch is only 31. and she’s rich. why should she be in any hurry to settle down?

    on another post people were congratulating a 50 something man for dating a 30 yr old instead of a 20 yr old. but paris is pathetic for dating a man a measly 10 years younger? i see double standards are still alive and well…..

  28. A-Rod says:

    It’s funny BECAUSE it’s sad. It seems so long ago she was staggering around the gossip pages with Lindsay and Nicole and making the news. Those were dark days.

    • bettyrose says:

      Seriously. I picture Nicole kickin’ back in her suburban home, sipping a nice chardonnay and watching Disney videos with the kids – while her personal chef whips up a special family meal for the formal dining room – with a look of total smug satisfaction lighting up her face.

  29. HulaHoop says:

    I live in Colorado and avoid Aspen like the plague after the first snowfall. This is why.

  30. K-rock says:

    Wow he’s really cute! Well, he’s of legal age so more power to her. She’s kinda fallen off the map lately so it could be for the press.
    Did I mention he’s really cute? ;)

  31. Lauren says:

    I loved River Viiperi before he decided to go for Paris Hitlon. The fashion world just just starting to really love him and he had a beautiful nobody portugeuse girlfriend that was around his age. But as soon as he was booking more and more campaigns his non famous girlfriend was suddenly not enough anymore. I just don’t no about these two. From the videos he used to give the fans on youtube he just seemed so down to earth/humble and really nice always having contests to give fans signed stuff. Not to mention his spanish accent is so cute. But now that he is with Paris he really went down in my books. I just hope he doesn’t ruin his career in fashion by dating her. I don’t even know why I care so much…maybe it’s because I used to be so in love with him myself lol (pathetic i know). Also his girlfriend and his sister are such beauties and more natural looking unlike paris barbie

  32. Mica says:

    Damn, he looks like a mannequin.

  33. jasmine says:

    i think they look cute together

  34. Fruity says:

    The guy is actually half Spanish, half Finnish. So, nice genes. ;)

  35. Fruity452 says:

    The guy is actually half Spanish, half Finnish. Nice genes. ;)

  36. emma says:

    He does look young, but he could age well. Who knows.
    Paris is pathetic in general, but dating a 21-yr-old? Why not.

  37. Holden says:

    Get your valtrex RX young man, that’s many years of the keep that keeps on giving.

  38. Chrissie Malcolm says:

    Paris and the famewhore crap she has spawned makes me sick. She’ll be like this ’til the day she dies. Just imagine, 81 year old Paris strapped to a zimmer whizzing down the slopes with a 21 year old in tow … you heard it here first.

  39. kimcheee says:

    Maybe she’s babysitting!

  40. Lisa says:

    The age gap isn’t the problem, it’s her fame hunger.

  41. GirlyGirl says:

    “Paris Hilton shows off her 21- year-old Spanish boyfriend in Aspen: sad or funny?”

    Both.

  42. bettyrose says:

    “I would have thought that all dudes – even the dumb meatheads – would be wary of her now.”

    I don’t think your average 21 year old boy is that complex: “So, uh, you’ll have sex with me and buy me stuff? Okay, let’s hit it.”

  43. Sara says:

    I guess she isn’t interested in getting married and having a family. If she did, she wouldn’t be dating 21 year olds.

  44. skuddles says:

    I don’t see what’s so odd about taking your employee on a vacation? Poor thing works hard and deserves a nice Christmas bonus right?? Or did you think she should just stuff his stocking full of Valtrex and Abreva?? :D

  45. JudyK says:

    Sad. Find Demi, Paris, and go party together.

  46. xoxokaligrl says:

    She is getting too old for her “character”.

    Her boyfriends are usually really hot though.

  47. martha says:

    hey, if gross delusional wrinkly men can date 20 yo girls, I don’t see why women can’t date younger men.

  48. Ama says:

    Saw here skiing on TV – Paris is a cr*p skier!

  49. Cookie says:

    What on Earth could she possibly have in common with a 21 year old!? She must be really immature. Anyhow, she’s a dickhead, and he’s super hot.