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Merry Christmas! Here’s some Paris Hilton. I know, I know – it’s not the ideal Christmas gift. Which would you rather get for Christmas: Paris Hilton photos or three-year-old fruitcake? Anyway, these are some new pics of Paris Hilton and her relatively new (!) boyfriend River Viiperi in Aspen, Colorado yesterday. Did you know that she had a new guy? All of Paris’s boyfriends over the past four years or so have sort blended together in a gross, meathead, druggie stew, so imagine my surprise when I saw this guy.
Does anyone else think he looks… really young? That’s because he IS young. He’s only 21 years old!!! He’s practically a baby, especially when compared to Paris, who is 31 in human years and 53 in druggie-socialite-famewhore years. The thing that I always wonder about Paris is how does she manage to always have a (douche-y) boyfriend? I mean, she’s never just single. She’s always got an “official”. I would have thought that all dudes – even the dumb meatheads – would be wary of her now. But we have our answer: I doubt that 21-year-old River really comprehends Paris’s falling star. Oh, and he’s Spanish too. Double-whammy of not comprehending how Paris is a big loser.
Paris and River began dating a few months ago, from what I can see. They just travel around to various celebrity hot spots and they’re constantly on vacation. Miami, Hawaii, Las Vegas, and now Aspen. Obviously, Paris has the money to live like that, but what about River? Well, he’s a male model. Oh God… I just looked up some of his modeling shots. YIKES. This boy isn’t going to have much of a career. He has that baby-faced Twihardy look that tweens like, but beyond that… not so much.
Anyway, this has been your Paris Hilton Christmas present. I hope you liked it.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Paris Hilton, River Viiperi
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I’ll see your sad and raise you pathetic..
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Ha ha…awesome. He’s not a bad-looking guy but definitely pings my ‘dar, if you know what I’m saying.
And any guy that dates Paris Hilton or KK or the like instantly loses all hotness for me.
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Raise a fruitcake.
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I’ll see your fruitcake, and raise you popcorn garland on a tree.
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Funny, always funny. Also I’d rather get a pic of Paris than whatever Venereal Disease she currently has.
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Oh my God.
Happy Holidays all!
His goggles. His goggles.
I have no sh*ts to give about these two, but his goggles . . . I think they’re the new Oakley Airwave snow goggles with a built in Heads Up Display, GPS and buddy tracking.
JEALOUS.
….and that’s my snow related fan girl moment done for the day
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Good grief! Will they make you a latte and provide you with a St Bernard puppy to cuddle after you wipe out ingloriously and have to sit and wait for the ski patrol to rescue you?
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Not quite, Booboocita, but you can sync them to your phone and upload pictures.
So while I’m lying face down in a snow drift, I can happily look at pictures of Fassy and Richard Armitage
Ooh, I’ll have to google those, Natasha!
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What?? OMG non-skiers could use this bigtime too.
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Those goggles sounds awesome! I want!!!! Hers though? Gucci, really? I’m sure they make super technical snow gear LOL. Also, as an aside, have you seen the Sarah Burke memorial goggles??? They are siiiiiick.
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U need to calm down
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U need to calm downh
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Right! I’m super jelly of his gogs as well. I want!
But…hers are Gucci goggles, which I didn’t know was a thing, which surprises me since I’m usually up to date on snow gear. I board all winter long. It’s snowing here now!
Update: I just looked them up and they are cheap-ass. Not worth the label.
Also…rented skis? I would think she’d be the type to buy brand new ones and then dump them on the side of the road after the week. Cray.
My mom wants us to go Celeb-sighting in Aspen this year. Nothankyou.
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Ah, Celebitchy at Christmas
I give her bonus points for renting skis and not buying a semipro pair only for them to be dumped unceremoniously in a closet.
I was skiing a few weeks ago in France and saw this absolute beginner with a BRAND NEW pair of Volkl Aura all-mountain skis who could barely get down the beginner slopes.
*Cries*
http://www.snowfit.co.uk/volkl-aura-2012.html?gclid=COGSvsChp7QCFaTMtAodcmAAdw
They’re so gorgeous. *sigh* Christmas *is* coming …
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Amelia those are gorge! I should have clarified that IMO it’s a GOOD thing that she didn’t buy and dump, it just surprised me. Very much. In Telluride, CO, near where my parents live (and where a lot of American celebs go to avoid paps, rather than Aspen, CO), there is literally a “Free Box” in town where the rich people drive up and dump equipment that was probably used for a day or two at most. Ridiculous. Sometimes you can score awesome stuff though.
When I was learning, I went on all borrowed equipment, which gives me reason to be snobby about my gear now
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I totally agree about those goggles…I covet…and hers are ridiculous…if I saw someone with those on I would think they were an idiot…case in point
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Right! It is beyond stupid to buy $200 Gucci gogs when you can get really good ones for the same price, made by people who know WTF they’re for.
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Paris has always been pathetic. But even more so lately. She just is going places to get papped with some young kid in tow. Neither of them actually have work. Paris needs to wakeup she was yesterdays news and now looks even sadder then she did before.
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He looks like her little bro more than her bf gross paris u cradle robber.
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Just like ole Swifty.
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His modeling pics were friggin hilarious. He’s trying to be a sexy baby for her to rob from a cradle.
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She’d be relevant if she ever did anything worthwhile. But she won’t.
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She looks pleased with herself
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Doesn’t she?! I can’t think why though.
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Maybe Nicki doesn’t have a technical bf for Christmas this year…satisfaction for Paris
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Her place in the celebrity circuit is now occupied by Kim Kardashian and co. She’s a fading star now (and I use the word star loosely here).
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December 15 in “Mail Online” she is shown visiting with children at a children’s hospital in Los Angeles.
Fading star or not, it is always nice to see a celebrity doing charity work.
I also noticed in these ski pictures she is laying off the make up and looked like she was wearing very little make up at the children’s hospital.
A person is always relevant when they are working for a greater cause.
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His pics ARE hot!!!! But he still is way too young for her. Feels wrong!
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What up Minnie? How ya feeling?
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Like SCHEISSE
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Like SCHEISSE!!!
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Word. I’m catching up on some sleep today.
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He’s actually half Spanish, half Finnish. Nice genes.
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I can’t believe it took 7 comments to point that out.
He is HOT! But too young for Paris.
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Yes, he’s very hot. Baby hot but hot nonetheless 😉
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Good Lord…looking at her makes me realize how LOOONNNGGGG ago 2004 really was! Hallelujah this trick has faded into relative obscurity. Next up: the Kardashian Trashians.
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Poor pathetic Paris.
Still not realizing her expiration date, passed her by 5 years ago.
While the other girls have gotten legit boyfriends or married… some even with babies… and found a legit career.
Paris is still out in the bars.
Desperate to stay 21 forever. Looking like a fool.
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Isn’t it time for a society type like her to “marry well” and fade away? Her great-grandfather was actually a really hard working guy who built a business empire. Now she hangs around @ Aspen with male models who are probably bought and paid for. What a downgrade.
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She won’t be able to “marry well” – not with her reputation. No one not looking for a hustle would have her. She could have pulled it off with Stavros Niarchos – remember their engagement? But not anymore. Now she’s paying 21 y.o. to hang with her. Quite freaking hilarious! Empty vacuum.
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yeah, or she could have married Paris Latsis who came from an oil-wealthy well-to-do family. She could have become a trophy wife socialite, but she’s always been trash from the start of her sex-tape career.
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Yamayama
Remember Paris Latsis family was having a sh*t fit when they were engaged? That is probably why they did not get married.
Regardless I am still surprised she is not married, genital warts and all lol.
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People are losing interest in Kim I’ve noticed. As a family unit, like the show, they’re still strong, but Kim alone I think interest is fading.
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Everyone was wearing helmets when I skied last winter in CA. Not celebrities?
Given the matching red ski boots, I suspect they’re rentals. Paris *rents* ski boots??
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helmets protect the brain and obviously that isn’t needed in her case. i laughed at the rental boots.
and how she’s still fat-skinny. those are serious saddlebags.
maybe they’re together because he’s in her std grouping?
seriously, run for your life little boy.
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Meh, at least she isn’t out popping out kids and pretending to be a mother.
I’m going to give her a pass for dating a 21 yr old. No one blinks an eye when a 31 yr old man dates a 21 yr old girl or calls the man sad and pathetic. It’s not like she needs them for talking anyways – the same way her male counterparts are with their ten yr gaps.
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ITA. 10 years is a significant age gap, but it’s not like it’s obscene. Men get away with worse all the time.
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^This.
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thank you! let the girl have her fun. if rich guys can buy younger women, why can’t she buy a younger man. She’s only 31, she’s got her whole life to get married.
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Jep, she is fame over – but hey she can date as she likes. 21 and 31 is fine – better than 29 and 55 if you ask me!
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for real! I don’t know what is Kaiser’s problem, she’s always complaining in her posts about older women dating younger guys.
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Thank you lin234 Paris has never claimed to be something she is not. I have no doubt that she is fully aware of what her fame is based on. Yep, she is milking it. Live and let live. I think she actually seems like quite a kind individual and (deep breath) not as vapid as portrayed.
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Except for how she’s a noted ‘mean girl’ (firecrotch incident) and racist yeah she’s an awesome person. *sarcasm*
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I agree with you all. Good for Paris. One thing you can say about her is that she isn’t a hypocrite. She’s a partying socialite and doesn’t care who knows it. I like her for that.
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If she had locked down one of those greek shipping heirs when she had the chance, she would be in a very different position.
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The guy is adorable, but is also being an idiot. Seriously, why would anyone want to be near her?
Paris Hilton’s 15 minutes were up a long time ago.
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I would rather the fruitcake ANY DAY than see pics of this drug addicted racist. I think she must be paying him to be seen with her. In most of the pics I’ve seen of them he is looking off in the distance and she is clinging to him.
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She’s a bit pathetic. I’m glad this is what became of her. She was so ridiculous back in her heyday, and you knew our society had reached a new low and had to reevaluate itself when the media breathlessly covered her release from jail. Remember that? I imagine a lot of news outlets who camped outside that jail all night are mighty embarrassed now in hindsight.
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I choose the 3 year old fruitcake – unlike Paris, fruitcake gets better with age.
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And it doesn’t send you running to the STD clinic!
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Course she gets these guys…she’s rich and I’m sure she pays for everything a la JLo.
My younger son is 21. I would not be happy if he started dating a 31 year old especially one as shallow as Paris.
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Well, she doesn’t have the maturity of a 31 year old, so I can’t say I’m surprised that she’s dating a 21 year old.
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I don’t think the age difference is that big a deal, I just don’t know why anyone would want to be with her.
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When he gets older, wiser what shall they chat about.. have in common?
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She’s on holiday with the guy, not marrying him! I doubt this will last more than a few months, and that’s OK. She gets to have sex with a hot young thing on her arm, and he gets his picture in the magazines. Same sort of ‘deal’ which rich older men and hot young women have been enjoying for centuries, though at 31, Paris is hardly ‘old’.
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I’d be more worried about the diseases she’s spreading. Yuck…
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When they break up, she can pass him to Demi Moore.
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LOL!
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He is cute! And one year older than me! River, dump her and come to someone closer to your age and is STD free!
But honestly, 10 years is not that big of a deal to me. Celeb men date and marry younger women all the time so it can apply to females as well (even though 21 is super jail bait-y, imo.)
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Is he rich? Who pay for that skiing trip? Take notes Demi Moore, that ‘s how you pick up a cute young guy.
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In every single picture, he’s looking straight into the camera. Never a good sign when one or both parties in a ‘relationship’ look more interested in the cameras than in each other.
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In a normal relationship, yes. I think however that being a huge famewh*re is a pre-requisite to date Paris.
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Yes, she has such a sad life. going on trips, having sex with hot young men, poor girl. lol. i’ll take that life.
people act like she’s an old maid. the beyotch is only 31. and she’s rich. why should she be in any hurry to settle down?
on another post people were congratulating a 50 something man for dating a 30 yr old instead of a 20 yr old. but paris is pathetic for dating a man a measly 10 years younger? i see double standards are still alive and well…..
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Paris is definately not an old maid. But we can still see her date is a little younger. I am willing to bet she paid for that trip, which is mo big deal. Lots of women do that now.
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Paris is definately not an old maid. But we can still see her date is a little younger. I am willing to bet she paid for that trip, which is no big deal. Lots of women do that now.
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@joanna
Agree completely. Just last week we had people saying that a possible relationship between overweight, jowly 48 year old Russell Crowe and a hot 31 year old woman was ‘age appropriate’. As though we should somehow be grateful that he wasn’t dating a 22 year old. And yet now it’s somehow laughable for a hot 31 year old woman to date a hot 21 year old man? If the genders were reversed, this age difference wouldn’t even be remarked upon.
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yep, that’s who i was referring to, but i couldn’t think of the name.
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Paris is not hot , check your eyes! I agree on the age difference, men do it why cant women? But that still doesnt change the fact that she is a vapid racist waste of space. And the guy is ok. Nothing special. David Gandry he is not
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It’s funny BECAUSE it’s sad. It seems so long ago she was staggering around the gossip pages with Lindsay and Nicole and making the news. Those were dark days.
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Seriously. I picture Nicole kickin’ back in her suburban home, sipping a nice chardonnay and watching Disney videos with the kids – while her personal chef whips up a special family meal for the formal dining room – with a look of total smug satisfaction lighting up her face.
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I live in Colorado and avoid Aspen like the plague after the first snowfall. This is why.
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Wow he’s really cute! Well, he’s of legal age so more power to her. She’s kinda fallen off the map lately so it could be for the press.
Did I mention he’s really cute?
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I loved River Viiperi before he decided to go for Paris Hitlon. The fashion world just just starting to really love him and he had a beautiful nobody portugeuse girlfriend that was around his age. But as soon as he was booking more and more campaigns his non famous girlfriend was suddenly not enough anymore. I just don’t no about these two. From the videos he used to give the fans on youtube he just seemed so down to earth/humble and really nice always having contests to give fans signed stuff. Not to mention his spanish accent is so cute. But now that he is with Paris he really went down in my books. I just hope he doesn’t ruin his career in fashion by dating her. I don’t even know why I care so much…maybe it’s because I used to be so in love with him myself lol (pathetic i know). Also his girlfriend and his sister are such beauties and more natural looking unlike paris barbie
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Damn, he looks like a mannequin.
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i think they look cute together
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The guy is actually half Spanish, half Finnish. So, nice genes.
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The guy is actually half Spanish, half Finnish. Nice genes.
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He does look young, but he could age well. Who knows.
Paris is pathetic in general, but dating a 21-yr-old? Why not.
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Get your valtrex RX young man, that’s many years of the keep that keeps on giving.
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He probably has the herp as well. Male models are sluts.
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Paris and the famewhore crap she has spawned makes me sick. She’ll be like this ’til the day she dies. Just imagine, 81 year old Paris strapped to a zimmer whizzing down the slopes with a 21 year old in tow … you heard it here first.
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Maybe she’s babysitting!
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that’s funny!
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The age gap isn’t the problem, it’s her fame hunger.
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“Paris Hilton shows off her 21- year-old Spanish boyfriend in Aspen: sad or funny?”
Both.
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“I would have thought that all dudes – even the dumb meatheads – would be wary of her now.”
I don’t think your average 21 year old boy is that complex: “So, uh, you’ll have sex with me and buy me stuff? Okay, let’s hit it.”
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I guess she isn’t interested in getting married and having a family. If she did, she wouldn’t be dating 21 year olds.
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I don’t see what’s so odd about taking your employee on a vacation? Poor thing works hard and deserves a nice Christmas bonus right?? Or did you think she should just stuff his stocking full of Valtrex and Abreva??
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Sad. Find Demi, Paris, and go party together.
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She is getting too old for her “character”.
Her boyfriends are usually really hot though.
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hey, if gross delusional wrinkly men can date 20 yo girls, I don’t see why women can’t date younger men.
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Agreed!!!
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Saw here skiing on TV – Paris is a cr*p skier!
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What on Earth could she possibly have in common with a 21 year old!? She must be really immature. Anyhow, she’s a dickhead, and he’s super hot.
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sex?
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