Sharon Stone turned a 30-minute school tour into a tour de force of insanity

I wonder why Sharon Stone has never gotten a neck lift to go with her exquisitely done facial work? Anyway, that’s not the point of this post, I was only talking about neck lifts because this is the first time I’ve really looked at these photos from earlier this month. Sharon was on the NYC set of her new movie, Fading Gigolo. The real point of this story is that Sharon Stone is crazy and she’s always been crazy and why would she even feel the need to tone down her crazy when she’s taking a tour of a ritzy, exclusive school for her son? Of course Sharon shouted out nonsensical questions and turned a 30-minute tour into a grueling 90-minute tour de force of insanity.

What’s worse than a bratty, know-it-all kid? A parent who’s the same way! Sharon Stone, who for years lied about having a high IQ, is still desperate to paint herself as smarter than everyone else. According to a mother at the prestigious Buckley School in LA, Sharon recently drove a tour the other parents crazy with her commentary during a tour of the school.

“All the parents thought she was stark, raving mad,” the mom tells Star. “What was meant to be a 30-minute tour turned into 90 minutes, because Sharon asked the school tour guide hundreds of questions. Everyone was rolling their eyes.”

Sharon, whose 12-year-old son Roan, is a prospective student, was pressing the school guide with irrelevant queries. “She loudly blurted out all these questions that had absolutely no point, such as ‘Why does the school start so early?’ And ‘Why do you offer those classes? Can I add a class?’ She acted like she wanted to change the entire school around.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

“Can I add a class? Do you have a problem with letting me audit 8th grade American Civics? Can you get the AP English reading list for me right now? What is this carton of milk? Will you tell me how many calories are in five and half Gummi Bears? Why are there birds in the air right now? Why is the sky so blue? Can I get the home phone number of the school district supervisor? You know I was in Basic Instinct, right?” – Sharon Stone at McDonalds.

Also: something else to think about – be careful how you wear your pants. You might think that you’re wearing the coolest, hippest, Justin Bieber-esque pants, but they just make you look like a Hell’s Angel Golden Girl.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. daisydoodle says:

    table of crazy, party of one…

  2. lisa2 says:

    I think she looks good. And considering her age her neck looks better then a few I could name. When people go on an on about celebs being crazy or whatever this is an example. I was more interested in the part about her lying about having a high IQ.. when did she get busted on that.

    details if anyone knows

    • andy says:

      This is what I found on the net.

      “Gorgeous actress Sharon Stone has finally admitted she’s not a member of Mensa – to the genius organization’s immense relief. Rumors have long persisted about the star’s high IQ, but she told last month’s Academy Award ceremony she has never joined the organization. Jim Blackmore, Mensa’s national marketing director for America, says, “It’s delightful to finally see Ms. Stone admit that she’s not and never has been a member of our society. But then she goes on to say, ‘I went to a Mensa school.’ Not so.” Blackmore is certain Stone didn’t attend the school, because no such institution has existed since the early 1960s. He continues, “She may have been to a school for the gifted and talented, but Mensa did not run any schools, especially when she was a kid.” But despite his annoyance with the persistent rumors, Blackmore admits Stone may be as clever as many like to think. He says, “My gut feeling is that she would definitely qualify. But that’s just based on what we’ve been told by other individuals.” Stone would not be the only Hollywood star in the club – actress Geena Davis is already a member.”

  3. GoodCapon says:


    And geez, those questions… ‘Can I add a class?’

  4. C.Lynn says:

    I can see what looks like a long scar across her neck (especially in the first pic). What is that?

  5. Skipper says:

    They need to come up with more examples to convince me she’s crazy and not just annoying.

  6. taxi says:

    Her neck doesn’t look bad to me but it’s time to stop flashing the headlights.

  7. Aud says:

    At her age, she needs to realise that she doesn’t have the breasts of a 15 year old.
    Bra please.

  8. Itwillrain says:

    She has had a neck lift for sure…otherwise she would have saggy skin in the neck area. The “problem” with her neck is something that can’t be fixed w plastic surgery.

  9. Caroline says:

    we can discuss and agree on the cray (she totally is) but effing-A, I hope I look as good as she does at her age.

  10. says:

    Bieber pants on Bieber make him look like a toddler who crapped his diaper.
    Bieber-pants on a woman Sharon’s age make her look like an incontinent elderly woman.

  11. OXA says:

    Buckely is hardly prestigious, yes it is expensive but that is about it.

  12. Chickie Baby says:

    Wow. Just what, exactly, IS she wearing? Besides the lingering sense of desperation after realizing she’s not really relevant anymore, that is.

    Horrible black outfit (but the dress isn’t much better).

    I can’t even continue with this because it’s just not worth the effort. The damage is done on her part.

  13. pepi says:

    LOL Kaiser Thank you for make me laugh so much!

  14. j.eyre says:

    What I would have given to be on that tour. I would have started asking questions too, just for sport.

  15. Jackson says:

    Annoying, but beautiful. My mom looks like an older version of SS so I can’t hate on her, lol. One of the most beautiful women in Hollywood for me. But I don’t think she’s crazy, as another poster said I think she is simply annoying and self-centered.

  16. Esmom says:

    “Hell’s Angels Golden Girl.” LMAO. So true.

    She’s not quite as bad as Demi with her delusion that she can hang with the 20-somethings, but I’d put them in the same ballpark.

  17. Dinah says:

    The pants accommodate her Depends nicely.

  18. mln76 says:

    Anyone hear that Kathy Griffin stand up where she talks about being at a dinnr party with Sharon Stone and Stone reciting this crazy poem about hunting ‘in the wood’ as a kid? Good Times.

  19. Sumodo1 says:

    Thank you for that reference. Kathy hit it out of the park on that one.

  20. Madriani's Girl says:

    She looks great but you’re right – the turkey neck totally defeats the purpose of the face job which looks brilliant, by the way. That hair style has to go, though. IMO, it ages her.

  21. Dap says:

    Halle Berry, this is your future

  22. Norah says:

    Nora Ephron wrote an essay about old lady neck, published is her last book. According to Ephron, you can’t get a neck lift. You have to lift the whole face, so Ephron ended up not doing it because she didn’t want to look like Joan Rivers. Maybe Stone’s in the same boat?

  23. alxandra says:

    She looks effing amazing for her age or any age after 42. just sayin

  24. dorothy says:

    If she’s so concerned about the courses, then the idiot should home school her little angle.

  25. KellyinSeattle says:

    On her way to a Bitches Anonymous group..

  26. I Choose Me says:

    Kaiser’s not trying to emulate Michael K or anyone. I didn’t even have to scroll down to check the name to know that she wrote this.

    Oh and adding a smiley face at the end doesn’t make your post any less bitchy. Feel free to disagree with any articles she may write but don’t come and try to slag on the writers.

    ETA: I see the troll’s post was removed. Good.

  27. Butch says:

    She looks amazing and has (what looks to me anyway) had little to no facial work. The skin hangs completely natural from her cheekbones. And I love the black pants. Very flattering to her terrific figure.

  28. Kat says:

    Hell’s Angels Golden Girl!!! I died.

  29. skuddles says:

    Maybe Stone popped one too many Mother’s little helpers before the school tour? Because that does not sound like sober, sane behavior. Either that or she’s just super desperate to be the center of attention.

    Stone and Madonna are morphing into one another looks-wise. Maybe desperation-wise too.

  30. Phil E Stein says:

    So the other parents weren’t in awe of being in the presence of a movie star? Wow, that must’ve one cool bunch of parents.

  31. erika says:

    wow….that article had a very ‘Joan Crawford/Mommy Dearest’ tone to it….(I like that movie!)…specially when Kim (daughter) get’s taken out of prep school for necking w/ a boy!

    “No more WIRE HANGERS ROAN!!!” (FYI: Roan is a color mix of a horse I believe…)

    • betty t says:

      Kim? What Mommie Dearest did you buy at Walmart? The one released with Faye Dunaway as Joan, the one I think you are speaking of, um, the daughter was Christina, not Kim. Kim…bring me the ax does not sound nearly as the actual line of Tina! bring me the ax.
      Joans daughter is Christina Crawford, in real life and in the movie.

  32. Daahling, Please says:

    Didn’t realize my sarcasm fell flat. I was jut trying to make a snarky comment. I’m not a troll, but I love the GOOPy self righteousness going in here. I’ve been reading this blog for over three years, and just felt a need to comment. It’s not so serious, and I can make bitchy comments because a) this is Celebitchy and b) we are all writing bishy commentary. I was just trying to be funny, rawr :) . I added the happy face to be funny. :)

  33. samantha says:

    Certainly are a lot of bra police on this site — why do you care so much about harnessing people into a puritanical strap?

  34. LMB says:

    I always have to think about Marty Feldman when I see Sharon Stone without a bra.

  35. Elle Kaye says:

    For those commenting about her not wearing a bra, how do you know that she ISN’T wearing a bra? If I don’t wear a padded bra, I have a “headlights” issue. Doesn’t matter if it is hot or cold outside, they will not be tamed! Don’t assume she or anyone else is going braless…it is quite an embarrassing problem.

  36. K-MAC says:

    she doesn’t need a neck lift, her neck looks great. She has a scar from an clothesline accident when she was a kid (or at least that is the story she has told).

  37. d b says:

    She’s more of a pain in the arse than crazy. Her questions kind of sound like someone who’s all, hey I’m not forking over $60K a year for school and my kid not be treated like a special snowflake!!

  38. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    Sharon Stone and Tom Cruise would make an interesting couple and would get lots of publicity for dating within their age cohort.

  39. Stubbylove says:

    As someone who works in education, we get these kind of cray cray questions all the time. These type of questions would be considered common from a perspective high-end private school parent. Many parents expect answers to the most random questions with little regard for others’ time – and the answer better be immediate and what they want to hear or there will be hell to pay. Doesn’t make it right, it’s just reality.