“Reports of Shakira’s birth are probably just a silly, dubious prank” links

Shakira

Gerard Pique made a fake birth announcement on behalf of his gestating lady, Shakira, for the Spanish version of April Fool’s Day. Bad juju, man. [CDAN]
Worst of 2012: Johnny Depp. He’s definitely earned it! [LaineyGossip]
I swear Bruce Jenner looks more like a woman with every passing day. [Dlisted]
Katie Holmes‘ Broadway play is closing early due to poor ticket sales. [Pop Sugar]
11 underappreciated performances in Quentin Tarantino movies. [Pajiba]
A pack of precious Pointer pupples on perpetual live stream. [Buzzfeed]
When should white people laugh at Django Unchained? I’ll see it tonight! [Gawker]
2012: The year Kellan Lutz became (even more) hilarious. [Go Fug Yourself]
Did Chris Brown remove his Karrueche Tran tattoo? No way. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Miley Cyrus doesn’t eat gluten & works out like a fiend, but she still enjoys a smoke with Liam Hemsworth. [Moe Jackson]
Casper Smart still really enjoys spending Jennifer Lopez‘s money. [A Socialite Life]
Kristen Stewart gets nerdy and cleavagy to promote On the Road. [Popoholic]
Dakota Fanning plays “find the pickle” as a family Christmas tradition. [The Blemish]
Ashley Simpson shows that her bikini butt is still relevant. [Celebslam]
Lindsay Lohan looks like hell on “Million Dollar Decorators.” [Amy Grindhouse]
Heidi Klum does happy-family holiday biking at the beach. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Taylor Swift dropped charges against her Nashville intruder. [ICYDK]

Shakira

Shakira

Shakira

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  1. lower-case deb says:

    Bruce Jenner looks like Glenn Close (esp. in Albert Nobbs).

  2. Erinn says:

    Ugghhhh… this live stream of the puppies just reminded me how much I love the German pointers. short, or wire haired; I want them all.

  3. Lulu says:

    Shakira’s hair looks like hell. I can do that with a bleach paste highlight kit from the Dollar Tree and she probably paid hundreds for it.

  4. Tiffany27 says:

    I wanna see Django, but I’m sensitive as hell and I’m worried it’s going to upset me.

  5. ataylor says:

    Yep. For Dec. 28th the Day of the Innocents…Dia de los Innocentes…the Hispanic/Latin version of April Fool’s Day.

    Prank so NOT a good idea especially when it involves an unborn child. Eeek.

  6. bettyrose says:

    Any future producer who wants to pay LiLo to do *anything * should be required to donate the money to a charitable substance abuse program in her name instead.

    • Green_Eyes says:

      Totally agree w/ your idea! Put it to better use & help those who actually are trying to help themselves 🙂

  7. Nanea says:

    When will people/sites stop perpetuating this myth about the German Christmas pickle?

    Wherever it originated, it is not a German tradition, and believe me, I’ve been asking around for years and years in different areas of Germany.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Nanea, I’ll ask my Dad from whence it originated (he’s got Scottish and German blood), as it’s something we’ve done as children, and has now been passed on to our children.

      They even got us each a pickle ornament for our trees at home! 😀

    • Green_Eyes says:

      My Mutti is German, I was born & raised mostly there. Pickle is not a German tradition. German tradition we open our gifts Christmas eve. The pickle is an American tradition that gets labeled as a “German tradition”. My older half sister (still lives in Germany & never learned English or american ways) laughed when I brought this up. 🙂

      Sorry posted it earlier on wrong comment. iPad has issues:)

    • trillian says:

      Thank you. I AM German and nobody here has ever heard of it.

    • minime says:

      ahahah I live in Germany and never heard about that pickle thing before…Actually, I also asked my German boyfriend and he told me that there’s nothing like that…but OK, sounds fun to invent something so stupid and then say that it was “ze germans” 😉

      Poor Dakota’s grandma must have been staring at them and trying to figure out what they were doing…

  8. Jane says:

    Is the Kristen Stewart link working for everyone else, because it isn’t for me..? 🙁

  9. DreamyK says:

    I continue to be surprised that Heidi is fornicating with the help. He’s not a bad looking man, but we are talking about Heidi Klum here and she is smokin’ hot. Her and JLo and less attractive men. WTH?

  10. Bess says:

    The Cracken bailed on part two of Million Dollar Decorators, correct? I would have loved to see how she trashed the place after the show paid for $200k worth of furniture. How does she keep getting away with this?

    • the original bellaluna says:

      I am very disappointed there was no clip for part 2, and then I remembered why.

      That bed DESERVED to be covered with designer (?) scarves. Who has mirrored posts?

    • Green_Eyes says:

      My Mutti is German, I was born & raised mostly there. Pickle is not a German tradition. German tradition we open our gifts Christmas eve. The pickle is an American tradition that gets labeled as a “German tradition”. My older half sister (still lives in Germany & never learned English or american ways) laughed when I brought this up. 🙂

  11. GiantGlohearts says:

    Until the doors open and I see children in classrooms I wont believe Madonna is opening anything other than her legs on stage.

  12. OhDear says:

    Oh Pique. No no no no no.

    (The child is due soon, though?)

  13. Lulu says:

    OMG the Kellen Lutz montage is absolutely hilarious!

    • LttleDeadGirl says:

      Triple Lutz: Stripper illusionist on ICE!

      The montage was amazing. Everytime I see him now I can’t stop laughing. He brings such joy to the world. Sure he’s a serial killer … but I think it’s a small price we pay for his awesome.

  14. Fashion Spy says:

    Obviously The Cracken has a mirrored bed! To perve herself in action … Eeeew!

    Also, I feel sorry for her purses – so disrespectful!

  15. JennJennM says:

    Reports of Shakira’s birth are 35 years late. You mean reports of Shakira giving birth or reports of Shakira going into labor,

  16. madpoe says:

    Oh I can’t wait to see what Depp looks like in his 60-70’s with all that hardware on! Oh wait a tic! There’s always Keith Richards!

  17. Anoni Mus says:

    Here in Latin America, December 28 is like April Fool’s Day, as somebody upthread already noted.

    Kinda stupid prank IMO. Could be because I can’t stand Shakira though.

  18. Lila says:

    I’ve always found the sympathy bandwagon for Katie Holmes ott so I’m glad broadway didn’t magically succeed for her. She’s a mediocre actress and imagine how dull she would be on stage.

    That Taylor Swift story is weird. So because she didn’t have signs saying not to trespass it’s okay to trespass? Since when? That’s not even considering how freaky what the guy told the cops is. Stories like this always remind me of that interview she did where she said she had bodyguards because there were people out there who wanted to take her to their basement.

    I think Kristen Stewart is beautiful even when grungy but those glasses are not flattering.

  19. Zombie Shortcake says:

    Unrelated but still interesting: CO$ to be labeled a criminal organization in Belgium
    http://www.theprovince.com/news/Church+Scientology+charged+criminal+organization+Belgium/7754614/story.html

    • LAK says:

      Just heard this on our news in the UK. Yes!! Co$ getting prosecuted for fraud in belgium. May it be a domino effect around the world.

  20. Bess says:

    According to twitter, the Cracken, Mother Crackhead and two of Blohan’s friends are going to spend NYE in London. There’s bound to be an incident or two with those plans.

  21. FirstTimer says:

    I love QT’s movies so I will definitely watch Django. 🙂

    Shakira still looks gorgeous to me.

  22. Celebasshat says:

    CB please tell me this shit aint true. Kimye is already breeding, who died and made Katface Kimye KatrasHiAn a breeder…. Isn’t she still legally married kris dumbfrey

  23. Lauren says:

    Dear lord.. Kim Kardashian is…. pregnant..

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