Lindsay Lohan’s NYE tweet-prayer: ‘May only good things come this year’

Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan on New Year’s Eve. These are not from the same batch of double-chin-tastic pics that we actually covered ON New Year’s Eve, which were actually from very late on the 30th. Although Lindsay wanted us to know that she was just in London to NOT party for NYE, she definitely went out earlier in the evening, and she returned to the Dorchester looking a little worse for wear. Radar says Lindsay looked “bloated and bedraggled” in these pics, but… I don’t know? She just looks like she always looks these days. Somewhat crackie, but not as crazy-crackie as she sometimes looks.

Lindsay tweeted a special NYE message to her fans too: “I feel very blessed to be able to spend time w/ my mom, family&very wonderful friends. Very grateful…May only good things come this year.” Hahaha, “good things”. She could be facing eight months in jail for probation violation, PLUS she’s got to face additional charges for lying to the cops about her PCH accident in LA, PLUS she’s going to face charges (probably?) for punching that woman in NYC.

I would still love to know how she’s paying for this London trip. I would still love to know what her “rates” are. Wouldn’t you?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

80 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s NYE tweet-prayer: ‘May only good things come this year’”

Comments are Closed

We close comments on older posts to fight comment spam.

  1. brin says:

    Yeah…by “good things” she means more crack and more johns.

  2. Aussie girl says:

    May good things come this year & you end up in jail away from us & your (pimp) mum.

  3. MrsBPitt says:

    Here is a terrifying thought..she looks pregnant in those pics…if KK and LL were both preggo, I would def start building an underground bunker, because the end of days is upon us!

    • dcypher1 says:

      No one would knock that slag up she probably cant have kids to cracked out all the time. lls blood is 80% vodka.

      • NerdMomma says:

        Very sadly, crack and alcohol don’t seem to effect fertility. In special education, we have tons of kids who were born to moms who used crack or drank a ton throughout pregnancy. The kid pays for it.

      • Amelia says:

        Apparently 3 babies in the UK are born with an addiction to cocaine or heroin every day.
        Poor babas 🙁

    • KIKI61 says:

      Stomach bloat = Liver failure. She’ll be lucky if she lives long enough to make the 27 Club.

  4. Quinn says:

    I can smell her through my computer monitor.

  5. Stephanie says:

    I watched Mean Girls yesterday. It’s so sad what has happened to her. What she has let happen to her.

    • FirstTimer says:

      So true.

    • tabasco says:

      Truth. She had the same opportunity to use that movie as a career springboard as Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfriend. I wonder if she ever considers where she is now compared to where those two are now. No. No, she doesn’t. In her mind, they WISH they were her. hahaha!

  6. Annie says:

    Her jacket and shirt look like a man’s – yet she left for this “date” in a fur coat and mini-dress. Just sayin’

    • erika says:

      i figured it out, she wore the $$$ clothes and fur to ‘trade’ them for drugs. she hawked that fur for drugs.

      only thing that makes sense, you can’t return items like a fur! this isn’t the Gap! Furs are ‘you buy yours till you die’ NO RETURNS

      she probably stuffed these clothes in her purse (don’t they look wrinkled?) as her outfit for going back to the hotel.

      god.

  7. Bowers says:

    I don’t see “good things” happening here.

    • OrangeBlohan says:

      I know she has brought all of this upon herself, but she never stood a chance in life with the parents she has. Sadly, I think this is all going to end tragically.

      • Em says:

        Having bad parents can only excuse a person’s behavior for so long. My BF and both his brothers grew up in the worst home life imaginable, with no father and a mother who cared more about heroin than her children. All three of them now have professional degrees (two accountants and a lawyer), so I know for fact that people can overcome their upbringing. Lilo just doesn’t care about recovery.

  8. NerdMomma says:

    No matter what her rates are, it’s ridiculous that she’s blowing it shopping in high-end stores. Well, maybe her “benefactor” or whatever is paying for the hotel and wants her to look nice for him and he’s paying for it.

    Whose coat is she wearing there? That’s not a woman’s coat.

  9. Cyndie says:

    She used to be soo beautiful.

    Meanwhile I’m counting down till she’s 27. 🙂

  10. erika says:

    God pls help our Lilo for 2013!

    amen

  11. Rikki says:

    LMAO

  12. lower-case deb says:

    what, the year of 2000 thirteens?
    i’m putting up storm windows and reinforcing my house.

  13. FirstTimer says:

    Good things were happening to her in 2012 but she just always Fs them up. She’s been given chances after chances and she’s wasted them all.

  14. Elceibeno says:

    I was surfing channels last night and I watched mean girls for a few minutes. Lindsey was actually a pretty girl! Drugs and alcohol destroyed her looks.

  15. Boo says:

    Anyone catch the Million Dollar Decorators show —or whatever it is called? I tuned in, just for giggles. Lindsay was painting herself as the complete scared little victim. Her first words about the house were, “I feel safe here, and that’s important” or some such canned line. If she felt so safe, why did she never actually STAY there when she was in CA, choosing instead to stay in a hotel a few minutes away for months on end? Then later, she had to be escorted through the back door of some furniture shop because the paps were allegedly follwing her.She was wearing short shorts and hooker heels, as usual. They showed a small cadre of photgraphers outside the window. As if the paps can smell her stench and run to find her and she didn’t call them? Well, the way she smells, they probably can, but come on. Then she pretended to be afraid of the paps…oh, I have to leave! The designer lady was all like, ‘Oh, the paparazzi! Lindsay’s body language changed so much…she was so afraid!” Who is buying into this crap? Lindsay had absolutely nothing to say or to bring to the table. And of course, the whole thing was fascinating to watch, because we know that all the work that other people did for this show and for this house was just trashed by Lindsay the moment it was finished. What a pig.

    • Amelia says:

      Don’t insult the pigs.
      I used to have pet pigs (yes, really) when I was a kid, and I can tell you they were a damn sight cleaner than her! 🙂

      • Boo says:

        You are absolutely right. I have nothing but respect for pigs (vegetarian here!). I guess I was speaking metaphorically or symbolically or something.

      • Lem says:

        Be wary of any Amelia that keeps a pig farm

    • the original bellaluna says:

      She is SUCH a shitty actress! Her BS just really shines through, doesn’t it? (Sadly, I missed the ep, but I did get to see the preview, and that bed was HORRIFIC. I mean, WHO HAS MIRRORED BEDPOSTS?)

    • zinjojo says:

      Million Dollar Decorators is my reality TV guilty pleasure and having the Cracken featured was the best (and by the best, I mean the worst!).

      You’re absolutely right — playing it like she’s some scared innocent girl and the mean ole paps keep harassing her when you KNOW she’s called them herself. Plus, that mirrored bed was the UGLIEST, tackiest thing ever.

      If you missed last night’s episode, the Cracken feature stretches over into next week’s finale episode for the big reveal of her redesigned rooms (for the house she can’t afford and has to leave when her lease is up next month — what a waste!).

    • erika says:

      her VOICE is like….the world’s oldest hooker/madam of a brothel. GOD.

      just imagine that voice “I feel safe (cough cough….huhhhhrghh) here….(huhh huhhh huhhrghhhghh loogey).”

      so much waste

  16. Kimbob says:

    Hmmmm…not that it’s a big deal, but I saw these very same pics yesterday & it was reported these were taken 12/31, just shortly before the New Year rang in. It was reported she was returning to the Dorchester before midnight.

    Anyway, she looks ROUGH in these pics. IMO, rougher than her “normal” rough self. Yeah, it’s looking more & more like she’s putting herself out there to the highest bidder….and that after such an encounter she looks ridden hard & put out to dry.

    She looks “out of it” in these pics. I never thought I’d hear myself saying (or typing) that I’m beginning to feel sorry for Crackie. Her life (as a prostitute, basically) is turning into an awful, sad tragedy.

  17. Fritzi Schnitzer says:

    She does look bloated and bedraggled. What’s with the gross stained shirt?

  18. gg says:

    The bad outfit is just a smokescreen. She did all this just to pretend she wasn’t partying on New Year’s Eve, so she did her part in earlier that day. Big deal.

  19. lower-case deb says:

    btw, has her hair always been that thin?
    that pic with the side view of her hair up in a pony. that’s scary.

  20. Nudgie says:

    I was going to say she’s become the ‘real life Sasha Grey’ but I realized that 1, Sasha Grey IS the real life Sasha Grey and 2, Sasha Grey is up front with her life and the way she lives it.

    LiLo will deny everything she’s done wrong until they zip up the body bag – and I feel horrible about saying that. She has NO friends who will tell her the truth – ESPECIALLY HER PARENTS.

    Scumbags.

  21. andy says:

    Gorgeous, stunning, beautiful and classy are words that will never again be used with the name Lindsay Lohan. She looks a hot mess.

    • elceibeno08 says:

      Can someone explain what hot mess mean? Lindsey does not look hot but she does look messy. Isn’t that expression contradictory?

      • andy says:

        Hot Mess-
        1)a derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think “faux pas” but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile).

        2)Someone or Something that is such a mess… the level of it, is off of the charts. It’s past pathetic, past pitiful. It’s to the point you almost have to walk away to keep from bustin a gut. Hot messes can exist in levels.

      • gg says:

        “hot” does not mean “hot” or good with this usage; nor is it implied. lol

  22. Boo says:

    The “bodyguard” guy is standing behind her to make sure she doesn’t fall down. It’s like when a baby is learning to walk, and you stand right beside him with your arms out on either side. Except Crackie is just stumbling drunk/high.

    I’m assuming her NYE employer paid for him, too. When’s the last time we saw her with any sort of paid protection?

  23. kimcheee says:

    She might be appearing on UK Big Brother, I saw on the DM. Her extensions look totally trailer park – like her fake eyelashes.

    • erika says:

      yes, yes, you can tell she slesps in those fake eyelashes you can see all the glue and makeup buildup in them, even on TV you could see it.

      and the HAIR! catch the last pic where you can see scalp bald spots! LOTS of them!!! what happened to her hair? i think she has her extensions so long as to disguise her balding head.

      wouldn’t y ou freak out if you woke up one day to pull your hair back in ponytail and it ooked like that?

  24. elceibeno08 says:

    One day she is wearing real fur, and the next day she is wearing an awful dirty, stained rag I would not make my dog wear.

    • Brittney says:

      I would wear a dirty, stained rag for the rest of my life if it meant never seeing a real fur coat again.

  25. the original bellaluna says:

    That extension situation is TRAGIC. And according ROL, she and WO rang in the NY partying their asses off.

    Ah, family time!

    • MrsBPitt says:

      That can’t possibly be true…LL was going to ring in the New Year alone, by a cozy fire, reading the bible and drinking cocoa…you know, just like every weekend! hahahahaha!!!!

      • the original bellaluna says:

        I know, right? I’m amazed that MiLo is blabbing (no, I’m not) about how she should have checked into REHAB to show the judge see was serious.

        Is HE high? Does he even know how many times that freckled ass has been to rehab? (I lost count after 6.)

    • Bess says:

      It’s disgusting that White Oprah is probably profiting from LL’s “side jobs” in some way.

      while I think LL is a miserable person, White Oprah is the devil.

    • Madisyn says:

      Milo keeps yammering about rehab AS IF its an option. It is NOT! Not the NY charge or the 3 in CA are d/or/a related. The revoked probation is for THEFT, again, not d/or/a related. The ONLY way Blohan would do rehab is if it guaranteed her she wouldn’t do jail, so checking into rehab before her court dates is OUT OF THE QUESTION!

  26. Sugar says:

    I grew up in the strange NE era where my parents bought the paper when aliens from space, Elvis & Jean Dixons predictions were on the cover. if Jean were still around she would probably just generalize on LILO “and for 2013 yeah, yeah, same as 12,11,10,09, oh hang on she turns 27 this year let me look into my crystal ball one more time.”

  27. truthful says:

    that horrid dirty sweater, you know she is slurring her speech…she reeks.

    she looks like a 60-yr old “has been”
    puffy face, mangy hair, staggering etc

  28. Jackson says:

    I think we can all just imagine what she did on NYE to end up looking like this. She’s a cracked out, narcissistic POS but I’m thinking she earned her cash in every way imaginable that evening. Happy new year, Crackie.

  29. MissKittyKay says:

    wash your hair

    • skuddles says:

      Wash your everything!

      She just looks so…. unclean, and I’m sure she stinks to high heaven too. Just her breath alone is probably enough to knock you flat.

      • Shelley says:

        True dat!! Shall we start a chip in to buy her a bodywash/shampoo with Lysol as its first ingredient?

  30. Stormy says:

    She is sooo high on something.

  31. bluhare says:

    Well, if a blind on CDAN today is Lindsay (and everyone’s guessing her), her rate is $25K and all the coke she can snort.

  32. Andrea says:

    So how is she able to leave the states? Hasn’t she lost her passport more than once before a court date?

    Seems weird to me.

  33. erika says:

    oh my God….I finally have an explanation for her ‘appearance’ in this picture.

    Earlier that day HoLo was all dressed up to the nines, furs, makeup, heels, everything upon exiting the Dorchester Hotel…BUT how did she return to the hotel in glad rags? she looks like spit! she looks like the clothes my Dad would wear when he painted the house (wouldn’t mind the paint slops).

    Lindsay wore that expensive outfit/FUR to HAWK them in RETURN FOR DRUGS. Seriously. What else could explain that wardrobe switcheroo???

  34. Shelly says:

    Well, good things can come to her this year IF she stops drinking and drugging, stops the mangling of her face, cuts off that fake pony hair, stops breaking the law, gets a driver, gets a job and saves some money, takes some acting lessons, and learns some humility. That is one big if…

  35. mrs j says:

    She looks like she took a couple of hits off her crack pipe then grab for a can of spray tan but grabbed a can of orange spray paint instead. Wash the cracken and I can smell her here in centralia WA shit the stench is horrible

  36. skuddles says:

    Well Lohan still manages to get the odd acting job thanks to stunt casting, so I imagine it’s the same with her other “jobs”. I’m sure stunt hooking runs her johns a few grand a night. Although she probably used to charge even more, back before she started to look like an unwashed crackroach.

  37. Shelley says:

    I love youse guys.

  38. Barbara says:

    Well the year is supposed to turn around in late June for Cancerians, which she is as I am too. But I saw a forcast on her year which saw her paying heavy for previous misdeeds the 1st half of the year.

    • Bread and Circuses says:

      I hope so. The schadenfreude has been wearing off lately and I’m really worried she’s going to die.

      I hope she goes to prison and the gravity of that fact finally drills through her narcissism and delusion such that she becomes capable of positive change (and enacts it.)

  39. d says:

    And so Lohan continues her long, slow, and delusional spiral into a dead end. 99.9% sure that by the end of 2013, we’ll be reading the exact same story. Equally sure that she will eventually die in dirty, addiction-ridden poverty and barely known.

  40. Poppy2 says:

    Wishing you a RDJ type of recovery Linds and may this be the year you pull it off. Come on!

  41. Petee says:

    She just look’s horrible.Oh really she was sober New Year’s Eve,right.I just can’t get over how she look’s and got photographed like that.What a mess.

  42. TheWendyNerd says:

    There’s always someone willing to pay. Unfortunately, the idea that she’s some sort of victim, tortured artist, and ” great actress who is just going through some rough stuff and just needs a break” is still pretty widespread among the rich, famous and stupid set. So there are still a few I bet who somehow would still be willing to pay for her bullshit out of sympathy. Just look at Charlie Sheen. She also, of course, could be hooking it. There’s also the morbid few who would no doubt pay for her so they could party with her and possibly be with her when she does so that they can say THEY WERE THERE.

    But the sympathy thing, to me is still possible. And to me, it’s an example of why this “poor, talented Lindsay Lohan” thing needs to stop. Not just because it’s infuriating bullshit that wastes opportunities on an ungrateful, overrated narcissist that really isn’t that talented, but because it is what continues to allow her to be enabled to an insane degree. As long as she is enabled like this, she will not get better. She will continue her bullshit, hurt others in the process and eventually die as a result. Because of idiotic misplaced sympathy. Really, the best thing anyone can do for her is be cruel. And I don’t just mean send her to jail. Someone with clout needs to look her in the eye, tell her she is owed nothing, that she isn’t the brilliant tortured artist she thinks she is, and that she’s a complete asshole who should be begging and working her ass off for forgiveness rather than expecting people to just to just give her shit. And most of all, she will have to listen. But she won’t until people turn their backs on her because that’s the only way it’ll get through her thick skull.

  43. floridaseaturtle says:

    May only good things ‘happen’ this year?
    Most of her publicized ‘bad things’ did not just ‘happen’ last year. They were results..consequences. I hope she matures to realize this.

  44. Nicolette says:

    The best thing that could come by way of this mess is a jail cell. Being locked away may be the only thing that saves her ass.

  45. Brittney says:

    I find it hilarious that on my computer, the ad covering half of the header photo is for substance abuse counselors. Hopefully she reads this site…

  46. skuddles says:

    I find it rather pathetic and revealing that she wishes for “good things”… as though all the bad things in her life are beyond her control, that she didn’t create her own awful mess. Always the poor little victim. Wake up Lilo, before you kill someone. Or yourself.

  47. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Her hair says she just got f*cked.