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Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan late Friday night and early Saturday morning, coming and going from The Dorchester and some London clubs and restaurants. Look at that smile. That smile says to me, “Hahaha, I’m so clever! I made $100K just to show up at a private party on NYE, that makes me awesome!” Like… she’s proud of being a de facto international call girl. And I seriously don’t understand what she’s still doing in London? Unless she’s being “paid” for more than just a few hours of party-appearances on NYE, am I right?
Anyway, both TMZ and Radar noted her very, very late night Friday/Saturday. Apparently, she was partying until 5 am on Saturday morning, after a very long night of dinner at China Tang, then a “private party” at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel, then she and her friends went to an after-hours club called Base. She was at Base from 2 am to 5 am. Honest question: do you think she’s just so excited to have her “call girl money” (cash only!) in her hot little crack hands that she’s hellbent on spending it all IN London, or is her rich Bahraini benefactor footing all of her bills while she’s in town?
Lindsay is due back in NYC tomorrow, Monday. She has to appear in court to answer something called a “desk appearance” – which might just be a formal reading of the charges and a plea of not guilty, I guess. And that’s when the court date will be set for her trial. Hahaha. Her next LA court date will be on January 15th – that’s when she’ll be sentenced for violating her California probation. Party like a crackie until then, Linds.
Last thing – some sites are making a big deal about a “yellow bruise” on Lindsay’s forearm – I’m including a photo of the bruise (I think). It looks like run-of-the-mill discoloration, but maybe it’s an old bruise, God knows. The girl bruises like a cracked-out, accident-prone peach.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lindsay Lohan
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Oh, I had no doubt whatsoever.
Meanwhile, that is exactly how I picture the average wannabe high-class hooker wandering the halls of hotels trying to catch a big fish and wondering where the big spenders all are tonight (back in Brunei, my guess).
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Lindsay has been sporting a double chin recently and the awful fish lips. So much filler in her face and now the double chin makes her look way older than she is.
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She looks like she is Dina’s sister these days!
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She looks awful.
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She’s totally spending it in London. If she brings it back, the IRS is gonna want their (whole) slice from her.
She’s probably blowing it on crumpet-flavored crack.
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That’s exactly what I was thinking!
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Doesn’t the IRS already tax income made by American citizens overseas? I thought I read that somewhere.
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Does the same apply for American companies?
If so, could you please tell them to get off their butts and sort out Amazon, Starbucks and Google? Ta, very much
Ohhhh, the Mandarin is a *ridiculously* lovely hotel! I never thought I’d see the day where I’m jealous of the Cracken.
Hmm. I fear that a good chunk of London will probably be levelled by the time Crackie hightails it back to the States.
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Here’s my understanding, but I’m not a tax professional: The IRS only taxes Americans overseas if they’re not paying income tax to the host country. However, unless the income is report to the IRS – which I think only happens if you’re working for an American company overseas – the IRS doesn’t really know about your overseas earnings. In any case, cash payments for questionable services aren’t usually reported to the IRS regardless of where the transaction occurs. This money appears to be public knowledge, but the IRS can’t tax it if it doesn’t exist (i.e. if it’s already spent).
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They do tax Americans. We worked in the UK, The Netherlands, Canada and the US last year and pay in every single country. BettyRose, if you are actually working for a legit company you have to get a work visa and the IRS knows exactly how much you make. We pay in those countries AND here. AND in our home state. It literally costs us over 1500 a year to have our taxes done because it is so complicated. You do however, get a bulk of your foreign taxes back at the end of the year. Our home company is Canadian and we pay tax there and here too. It is super confusing!
However, if you say, go do a European tour and make cash from the merchandise? Usually just brought home. I am sure she didn’t get paid on the books. You have to get a work visa, it is a pain, etc. People that intend to make cash don’t claim they are there working, they just say they are there to visit. I hope that made sense…
Hubby has been working for bands in the UK and Europe for about 20 years now, right now he is flying home from a week of session work between Cirque cities. Obviously you don’t get a work visa to go record for a week. You get paid cash. When he does a proper tour with Tears or when he was with Genesis and Cirque he/we were there on official visas.
So The Cracken did NOT get a work visa, this won’t go down as income and it is a cash deal and she will just bring home whatever she has left in her purse, per her usual. How much you wanna bet???
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OT – Were you paying taxes to the foreign host country? If not, you were required to pay U.S. taxes (my point was just that under-the-table payments are usually sketchy no matter where you are). I worked overseas on a visa for several years, paying taxes to my host country, so I did file a U.S. tax return annually, but I didn’t owe any taxes beyond what I was already paying to the host country. I don’t think the company I worked for was under any obligation to report the earnings of its foreign workers to each country it hired from, though. It might be different if you’re only a temporary resident of a country and don’t have their equivalent of “green card” status. That I don’t know.
P.S. this I know for certain: You are not required to pay state taxes when you live overseas. You have the OPTION of paying state taxes to retain the privileges of state residency, but again that’s if you’ve truly given up residency in the U.S. for a significant period of time.
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We haven’t given up our CA residency. We still own a home there. Since we are always there on a temporary basis we still pay into both host and US and Canada (because Cirque is Canadian).
Now we get the majority of foreign tax back, but we still have to claim and file for every state and country we work in. It is a real mess.
But yes, both our points hammer home that cash pay in a foreign country is sketchy and not really traceable. It is the honest people like us who pay all our taxes. I’d love to give up my CA residency because we pay such high taxes, but that opens a whole other can of IRS worms. We can’t all be irresponsible international call girls like the MOVIE STAR, LL.
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“crumpet-flavored crack” LOL! Good one!
Betcha $50 she arrives late at her court appearance claiming a medical condition.
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My guess is that her passport will go missing, and she will have to miss her court date.
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And, just for good measure, she’ll have a purse containing 10k in cash stolen and pin it on “the black kid.” Those are her go-to excuses.
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“Like!”
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I was thinking the exact same thing! Oh, I hope the NY courts don’t tolerate cracknanigans like the idiots in LA!
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How can one person go clubbing SO MUCH?!! I get tired after 3-maybe 4- hours or so of dancing and drinking to the point where I just want to go home, kick off my heels and fall blissfully into my bed. I dont even go for after-club tacos! Doing all that takes so much energy you’d have to be on something to keep going…oh wait.. I just answered my own query..
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coke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! meth!!!!!alcohol!!!!
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Sea jasper?
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Cocaine makes you feel like you can party forever and the high is quick, which only makes you want to do more.
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Yes, but I imagine you have a 9-5 job, or young children, or both … you know, something that absorbs your energies and intelligence during the day, so that you have neither the time nor inclination to go out at night and get STOOPID. Getting stoopid is LL’s job, and it consumes her. She probably sleeps the day out. And who knew sea jasper had such energizing qualities?
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I’m a housewife, with no kids unless you count my child like husband (who works from home). By 10/11pm, I’m ready for bed. If I’m feeling frisky on a Friday/Saturday night, it’ll be 1/2am. I’m only a couple years older than LL so it’s got to be all that sea jasper she’s buying!
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I have to ask, what is sea jasper? And what does it have to do with LL? I never heard of it. Is it something she takes?
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@K-rock
A while back there were photos of LiLo in an apparent drug deal on the street. She said it wasn’t drugs, she was buying sea jasper. Sea jasper is a semi-precious stone, green with white dots, that you can buy at gem stores. Ever since then, people have been making jokes about “sea jasper,” because we all know she was buying drugs.
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Thank you iheartjacksparrow! I’m gonna have to go dig up some articles on the incident lol! Thanks again!
PS: Id love to see pics of the drug deal lol
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@K-rock
Here’s a link to the original video:
http://www.x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_lohan_purchase_venice_actress_videos_081011.php
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I highly doubt she was buying a bag of drugs on the street in Venice in broad daylight. She’s a moron, but not THAT stupid.
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Plus, drug dealers tend to be VERY paranoid… so… she was probably buying quartz, thinking it was sea jasper.
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That was exactly my thought!
But then I work at a real job, and if I see 5 am its because that is when I am getting up! I live my life basically from 5am to 9pm. So weird to me that she apparently does the opposite.
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There was some speculation that LL got the bruises on NYE after a very rough “private party”. She came back that night looking very disheveled and wearing a different outfit than what she wore going on.
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That was my first thought when I saw the photos on another website. They look much worse on the other site, too, and one of them shows bruising on her neck, behind her ear. I desperately hope she’s not allowing herself to be abused for cash — NO-ONE deserves that — but given who we’re all talking about, I fear that’s the case.
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Bess/booboocita: I agree with you guys. I thought one of those arm bruises looked like finger marks.
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I agree first thing I thought too when I saw those bruises is that she is earning that $100K the hard way.
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oh please, that was a few nights ago. It takes time for bruises to fade away.
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I agree with the abuse for money thought. Not to be racist AT ALL, but a very close friend of mine, formerly an adult actress, was hired to go the Dubai for a few weeks to “entertain” the prince. What she went through was horrific. In Muslim cultures, the lack of respect for women is very evident in sexual ways.
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And several minutes to cover with makeup. Or Alternatively, several minutes to create with makeup so you can get attention. Who knows with the Cracken.
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If someone is paying 100K for her services, I’d imagine that includes tying her up as tight as they want.
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How does this cracked out prostitute continue to flourish?! No one should be given so many second chances and not learn from them.
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So what?! She is still a movie star. All these tabloids and blogers can’t live without her. Keep on rockin LiLo! Go girl!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome. You just made my day.
(Wait, that “movie star” thing *was* a joke, right?)
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hi Dina!
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Actually, I think “@Taylor” may be Ali…don’t you? Sounds like something a little sis would say.
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Dina can read?
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Thanks for the morning giggle, sweetheart.
MOVIE STAR?
That’s the best joke I’ve heard in a long time!
Her last successful movie was Mean Girls in 2004.
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It’s crazy to think that was almost 10 YEARS AGO! Ten years with no hits and no real successes is a little too long to be riding the ‘movie star’ train.
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Well, she’s right about something: The tabloids are going to miss LiLo when she shuffles off this mortal coil, but “movie star” is a title one must earn by, you know, starring in a (non-tv) movie.
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lol@ movie star! hahaha
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Crackhead will never learn. They need to lock her up for a long time for the public and her own safety. What i find funny. Is that she gets so offended when people make fun of her. She will never learn, she has a bunch of enabling people around her. To quote my granny,” nothing good happends at three o clock in the morning.”
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She freshened up her face with some of that money too
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Bloated middle aged call girl…classy.
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I actually love that coat. It looks great on her. Ad I find it suspicious the way the paps got that shot of her arm, this girl knows the game and I think she exposed it on purpose. It’s either an attempt to get more publicity or a cry for help – or both.
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Ehhh it looks to me like she leaned on her elbow and whoops! It was in a bowl of potato salad. Drunk messes do stuff like that.
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Ok, I love that coat too. I didn’t quite know how to handle any kind of approval of Lindsay but I feel less dirty about it if I am not alone.
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Crackie is going to spend that money so the IRS can’t get their cut. You know they would have agents at customs waiting to confiscate the cash.
Can’t believe Crackie is only 26. She looks rough.
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This when I understand the saying “Age is nothing but a number.” She’s so roughed up and looks so awful that it doesn’t matter if her birth certificate says 1986, she’s biologically and emotionally a lot older from all the crap she’s done. All the drugs, booze, partying and promiscuous behavior really rough up a person. Whenever you see people who look younger than they are it’s because they take care of their bodies and haven’t lived through idiotic crap that aged them.
Lindsay is definitely not young anymore, even if she’s 26. And that’s sad.
You know those super rough looking 40 somethings? They’re paying for the hard lifestyle of their twenties.
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Agree with you that physically she is far more ‘mature’ than her bio-age, but emotionally? Nah .. emotionally she is freaking pre-pubescent!
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I know. Compare her to Charlize Theron, who is ten years older.
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I don’t understand why anyone would PAY for a night with LL…okay, I get that she is a “celebrity” but she always looks like she smells to me…and I would be afraid of std’s…Surely, that Prince dude can afford better than LILO, unless skank is his preference!
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I´m sure the fact that she´s pretty desperate for cash-drugs makes her very, uhm, `willing´ and that is probably a good thing in her line of work
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I can tell you exactly why lindsay cant stay away from clubs, please bear with me it may be a longish post.
I work in PR in new york, my job is not glamorous but i do get to see the glamorous “beautiful people” a lot of the time. Thanks to my job i have been able to go to some very exclusive clubs in New York as a guest of people higher up on the New York ladder than me. Twice during these club visits i have seen Lindsay in person, once in 2010 and the other at the beginning of 2012. This is my therory…….
Both of the times i saw Lindsay she was literally being treated like royalty, all of the staff were calling her Miss Lohan. they were all pandering to her even though i witnessed her talk to all of the staff like pieces of s**t. All of the attention was on her, people taking pictures and talking about her. We all know Lindsay is a Grade A narcissist and thrives on this kind of attention. She keeps going to clubs to be seen and to still feel important. From what i’ve seen with my own eyes it appears she gets her validation from feeling like Queen Bee, but in reality when those club lights come up nobody gives a damn about her.
Lindsay Lohan…… A legend in her own mind.
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@Anna….sounds about right. Yeah, I’ll buy it. I think she likes surrounding herself around sycophants.
She’s like a cockroach…only comes out at night….that’s when she thinks she’s at her best…when the lights are dim.
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plus, she probably gets a lot of free drugs from, uh, fans…
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This is what I have always imagined was the problem, attention. A child star who is constantly told what a special snowflake they are, will totally have issues as adults when people start expecting things of them. I always imagined it a bit more like the end of “whatever happened to baby jane,” where she is manically spinning in delight of all the adoration. But your version sounds much more realistic!
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Well this makes me dislike her even more. Why would Lindsay talk to club staff like shit when they’re obviously treating her like gold? What disgusting behaviour. I bet they all gave her free drinks too. Ugh.
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So, I have wondered why she’s not more discreet about these paid dates. I get it now. It’s advertising.
Whether or not it’s true she’s establishing 100K as her going rate.
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Bitch got game!
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Whoa! This sounds like a spot-on theory.
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oh no! China Tang is my favourite chinese restaurant…..i can’t believe the cracken has tainted it!!!!
ps:- she’s definitely trawling for new clients because the bars at the Dorchester and the Mandarin Hotel are full of rich Arabs, and they keep Arab hours meaning they stay open later per Arab customs.
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She’s such a trooper.
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You’re killing me today, keats.
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Ha, normally the duldrums of work prevent these gems. Thank goodness for Sunday updates!
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This may be the best comment about Lohan on Celebitchy EVER.
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Man, she is looking more rough by the day. That face is tragic.
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She’s 26? That’s a haaard 26.
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Is she going to bring the money left over into the country in her vagina?
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Ugh, now I’m glad I almost never carry cash. Who knows where it’s been??!! Gross!!
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No….it would fall out.
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Hahahaha!!!! I nearly spat out my coffee reading that!
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Let’s face it, why wouldn’t she look smug? She just got paid $100K (and A LOT of free publicity) to do what she normally does of a Saturday evening and when she gets back to the US, it will be business as usual. I sincerely doubt she has much to be afraid of from either the New York or California courts. It sounds like nothing is really going to come of the whole IRS business either. It’s disgusting, but let’s face it-bitch is a famous, white female, ain’t nothing going to happen to her.
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I think she has high level protection. Her antics keep so many of us distracted. She is a cheap thrill and for the people in charge, a billion dollars is kleenex money, so a few million to hire the Hollywood whores for entertainment is nothing to them.
As long as she keeps us entertained, she lives. Whitney Houston’s catalogue is worth way more now she is dead. Same same with MJ, Amy W., and so many others.
Sickens me.
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Call me nuts, but I actually think she looks pretty in the header pic. In the rest, she looks awful.
If you celebitches want 2 interesting reads, check out You’ll Never Make Love in This Town Again, and Once More With Feeling. I believe they both were published in the 90s (I found them about 10 years ago at the dollar store, so I’m sure you can find them cheap). They’re compilations of stories from struggling actresses turned call girls, and the stories are *insane.* Tons of sex parties with rich Arab men, tons of celeb name dropping (mainly producers, actors, and musicians from the 70s/80s such as late producer Don Simpson, Billy Idol, Glenn Frey, and so on) and it’s fascinating and sad all at once. Most of the women resorted to turning tricks and the casting couch to make money and get jobs. In Lilo’s cash she had all the jobs she needed, but now can’t get hired and has to turn tricks.
Seriously…check out these 2 books. Salacious, but also very, very sad. The storytellers ain’t afraid to spill the beans and as far as I know, never got sued…so that tells you something.
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and …BINGO. i am right with you. bingo bingo bingo…
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I love the fact that Don Simpson dropped dead on the toilet reading about what an a-hole he was and how everybody hated him for it. i can never rejoice at Jerry Bruckenheimer’s resurrection and success post Don Simpson’s death because they were partners in crime.
My favourite book about modern hollywood is ‘You’ll never eat lunch in this town again’ by Julia Philips. She was one of the first stand alone successful female producers and the first female Oscar winner for best film [THE STING] but then blew it all on drugs and other self destructive behaviour. She was so unemployable that every person she tried to have a meeting with told her that phrase ‘you’ll never eat luch in this town again’. So she decided to write a tell-all. And she calls out every one. Sadly just as she was getting her life back on some sort of track, she died in one of the 9/11 planes.
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@LAK Julia Phillips died of cancer in 2002 not on 9/11,unless you were referring to another Julia Phillips or someone else entirely.
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@Fingerbinger – you are absolutely right. It was a different Julia Philips who died in the planes. For some reason it lodged in my brain as THIS Julia Philips because i was in the middle of reading her book when it happened.
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I watched Mean Girls with my daughter the other day. It blows my mind that she would even try to fix that beautiful face she had. She ruined her looks, between drug use and plastic surgery. And I loved her back then, because she was one of a kind, redheaded, voluptuous, a superstar. Oh Lindsay, I really hope you figure it all out before it’s too late. For some reason, as much as some may hate you, the world is still rooting for your comeback.
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I strongly suspect that she started with the plastic surgery to hide the drugs damamge to her face. This was both she and potential employers/audience can be deluded as to extent of her drugs use.
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I was watching a ‘locked up’ episode set at the orange county jail on tv last night and they said that while the national average is 14 inmates for every 1 deputy, in the oc, it’s more than 30 inmates per deputy. So, no, I highly doubt LiLo will be serving much time if any.
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Can someone please tell me the purpose of those fur “cuffs” (for lack of a better word) that are on her wrists as they are not part of the coat? Also, guess I’m just time an@l but coming back to the US at the last minute expecting to show up somewhere looking appropriate just will not happen. Does anyone know where she is right now – US or UK?
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So Lindsay continues to run around the world in her delusional state while the entire world laughs at her.
She has no idea what’s in store for her.
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Hi
Actually I think she looks better in these pictures than she has done for a while. Her face is still too old looking for her age but she is still very photogenic.
As for her personal life, what a mess. Narcistic, with enablers all around her, never having to pay her dues. I hope these next court cases will be a wake up call…. yeah not going to happen.
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I agree. London has been a confusing Kraken-watching experience. On one evening, she looked terrible — bloated, mussed, and wearing men’s clothes — but pretty much every other set of photos has featured her looking pretty good.
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Isn’t amazing what soap and water can do on person. Lindsey looks better when she bathes and wears fresh clothes.
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Why is she lining her lips considerably outside her actual lip line? She looks like a clown. Oh. Answered my own question.
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And there’s probably a reason she’s wearing a shortie velvet bathrobe, right?
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..girls’ chin.
*shutter*
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If only she could get rid of those crack chins…
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Can someone please explain her face/double chin to me? It’s just very confusing to my brain.
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Some say her extra chin is due to booze and/or coke bloat, and I suppose that’s more than possible. But I wonder if the constant injecting her face with fillers doesn’t have something to do with it.
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I find it really sad when celebrities feel the need to be paid by wealthy people so they can entertain them. They’re like the modern day jesters. Also, people who pony up so much money for this kind of stuff are generally terrible people. Which takes me to the topic of Lindsay’s bruises.
There’s this story running in Mexico on the singer who died on a plane crash, Jenni Rivera, who used to entertain druglords at parties. There’s a report that a cartel boss gave her coke, E, etc and then subjected her to abuse like kicking her around and hitting her just for laughs. These people who think they can pay for everything treat these dumbasses like dirt, and they don’t even care as long as they can make tons of money. So I have no doubt in my mind that Lindsay’s paycheck comes with a heavy price: either sleeping with these men or letting herself be treated in any low manner they desire. How else as a rich douchebag can I impress my friends than showing them that an actual celebrity gets my pocket change in exchange for being my personal slave?
Pamela Anderson, Tara Reid, and even Paris Hilton have been doing this for years. It’s sad because these wealthy Asian “businessmen”
looove their Hollywood stars, not realizing they’re not paying for the hot and current, but the leftovers.
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Annie – It is sad, but you must be onto something because if all these men wanted was a beautiful woman to have sex with, there are plenty classier, less expensive options.
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I ask myself the same question. There must be hundreds of beautiful young women in London who look much better than drug-addicted Lindsey. Why does she get picked? It must be that Lindsey has been a celebrity in the recent past.
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Lindsey seems to be such an arrogant person to the world that it seems hard to believe she would let somebody mistreat her physically or verbally. But maybe she allows it cause she needs the money.
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LL should turn her life into a reality TV show/movie. then she would make $$$ AND get forgiven by the country.
EVERY single person in the country HATES LL, HATES her. NO sympathy out there because she looks down on YOU as shi* and she’s better than you…
people find it hard to forgive when viewed on as stupid.
BUT, if she gave it all up and brought the cameras in…no lying, embezzling, faking, etc, but CAMERAS on her life, Sweety Jay-sus….not only would we be blown away by the abuse/tragedy BUT we would forgive her wrong doings and believe in her again IF SHE GOT HELP.
She can afford the best help out there, some are not so lucy. Take a drive downtown through the worst part of your city. Do you think some of the homeless/street folks you see would glagly switch with LL jsut TO GET THEIR LIFE back together?
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- prince azim pays her 100K to party in London
- prince sends her to Harrods to buy an outfit that makes her look like she’s worth more than $5 to F***k. On his account.
-LL gets picked up in a limo w/ 2 mysterious men inside on NYE
- later that night, a little before clocks strikes midnight, LL returns to Dorchester from Prince’s party looking rather…rough for wear…clearly strung out of her mind on drugs and dressed like a homeless man (apologies to homeless)
-she reappears for the weekend ready to continue partying and displaying a hard core bruise all up and down her arm/neck. Casualties from a night of being passed around (gang banged) from man to man, tied up, and sadomasochistic sex play (defecated on- sorry I read it somewhere).
but…wouldn’t you want to be strung out on meth/coke/booze if you were to be passed around like a sexual party favor?
don’t things make sense about Ali now after reading this?
International call girl….for rough/insulting/
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I don’t doubt this at all. Remember all those years ago when Paris Hilton had awful bruises all over her body and people thought Nick Carter had beat her and both quickly issued denials? Nick has never been involved in similar incidents again and abusers never stop doing it. Paris is known to party with wealthy “businessmen” too and has actually hung out with this same grease ball that paid for Lindsay this time.
Remember all those years when Hayden Panettiere was unemployed and spending her days at yachts with wealthy men? Look for pictures from those vacations. She had tons of bruises too.
This rich hedonistic lifestyle comes with a high price. Most of these perverts are completely effed up in the head and they treat their prostitutes like complete trash. You can’t beat up an ordinary prostitute because she’ll turn you in. But what if it’s a celebrity? She’ll keep her mouth shut because she doesn’t want people to know she’s a high class escort now.
Sad sad days.
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@erika – That is so sad, but it does make sense now why she is strung out on drugs all the time. I find is so gross that there are men and probably women out there who enjoy this kind of stuff. I don’t understand it. I mean just because you have tons of money doesn’t mean you need to be a pervert. I feel certain that if I came into $100 million or head of a prodcution company, I would not suddenly develop the urge for little boys/girls or to torture/abuse anyone. Why are these people so sick? It is like a subculture out there that I know nothing about and I pray to god my kids never get near.
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I think it’s part of the old adage “absolute power corrupts absolutely.” Too much power, and let’s face it money=power, can be an incredibly corrupting force, especially if one never had occasion to develop empathy. They live above the law, and they become pathologically entitled. Toss in a heaping helping of misogyny with a side of groupthink, and you have the perfect recipe for this subculture. There are sick people in all walks of life, and the absurdly rich have the opportunity to really revel in it.
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So, anybody else think she’s going to become a member of the 27 club?
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Exactly!!! 27 club for sure!
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Norma Desmond
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Fact is that if she doesn’t slow down, she’ll end up dead.
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1. LOL @ those who think that 5 is super late. Most big parties in London end at 6 and people after party until 12. If you have not tried it, then you have not lived.
2. When will people acknowledge that alcohol is a dangerous recreational drug, juat as much as ecstasy and cocaine? People put blind faith in the law.
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1) Relax! No one is saying that London doesn’t party after 5am. You don’t seam to get the point.
2) Some things are much bigger than anyone can imagine.
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And the stupid actions continues.
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she is also wearing an engagement ring!!!!
and she has a shit eating grin on, which everyone noticed.. but that ring? another cry for attention or what>?
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I thought that was Katy perry in the back lol
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Off to join K-rock on google.
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Party while you’re still free
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NY does not f*ck around like CA, where I suspect celebs get such easy treatment b/c they often know the state power players and pay a sh*tload of taxes and the industry contributes a lot to CA’s (currently craptastic) economy, but that doesn’t necessarily make me hopeful that NY will throw the book at her. I don’t know if it’s her first offense in NYS? Homegirl’s rap sheet is so long and confusing, who the hell knows!
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Way to get real Lindsey!!
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Best reading ever lets keep it going, no crapy language etc.
I love going to london, from usa, hate it she is there. Jeez go elsewhere LL please.
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Snatch that Crack or Crack that Snatch is a rough game! I bet there are rug burns all over her nasty body.
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#1. If I had to appear at court, or be sentenced, you can bet I’d party all freaking night. What do you have to lose at that point? If it were you, would you stay at home drinking green tea and meditating before going to bed early?
and #2. Granted it’s fun to trash celebs like Lohan, but isn’t it a cheap shot and entirely too predictable to intimate that she’s trading sex for money? Sure, she’s a mess, has all kinds of social problems as well as drug problems, and no sense of how to be appropriate, but can we agree to not call her a whore without some form of hard proof?
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