“Happy birthday to little Blue Ivy Carter, she turns 1 year old today” links

Happy birthday, Blue Ivy! BIC turns 1 year old today. [Pop Sugar]
British Vogue is slyly demeaning to Duchess Kate. Haha. [LaineyGossip]
Brenda Song & Trace Cyrus are still a thing. [Dlisted]
The Fanning sisters wear cute cat-hats! [Buzzfeed]
The redband trailer for Hansel & Gretel. This looks awful. [Pajiba]
Uruguay’s Pres. Mujica seems like a total badass. [Gawker]
Nancy Pelosi will be on the series finale of 30 Rock. [ICYDK]
Analysis of Diane Lane’s lace dress in Palm Springs. [Go Fug Yourself]
Will Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris have a baby? Ugh. [The Blemish]
Recap of Downton Abbey! I’m surprised that Lady Mary is back to being a major bitch after the war. I did not see that coming. [A Socialite Life]
Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher are still together, still wearing sweats. [Evil Beet]
More bad news if you dislike Jay Leno. [CDAN]
Matt Dallas comes out of the closet. [Wonderwall]
Sean Parker & his fiancée welcomed their first baby. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Megan Fox has an itty-bitty booty. [Popoholic]
Will Meryl Streep play Hillary Clinton? Epic. [Moe Jackson]
This instillation piece is… um… WTF? [OMG Blog]
Bethenny Frankel filed for divorce! [Starcasm]

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  1. KellyinSeattle says:

    I can’t believe it’s already been a year…the show’s just getting started.

    • Macey says:

      I know, it seems like just yesterday she was just a pillow.

      • handsome man saved me from the monsters says:

        Hahaha love it!

      • Emma - the JP Lover says:

        Okay, let’s try to inject a ‘tiny’ amount of logic into the hate. By this time, don’t you think someone–anyone from the hospital,even anonymously–would have confirmed the lame assumption and speculation that Beyonce wasn’t ever pregnant and had that child via a surrogate?

        Knowing how easy it would be to confirm a fake pregnancy, why in the world would this woman and her husband make the biggest production of all (confirming the pregnancy on a televised Awards show) out of the event and the moment?

        It just seems like such a hellaciously mean and nasty insult to insist a woman was never pregnant without any proof at all other than the one time a large dress did not fold around her belly the way some people thought it should when she sat down.

      • Ok says:

        Emma — it is not mean and nasty. People are pointing out the obvious and her entire pregnancy was suspicious, not just the deflated dress.

        She didn’t look puffy or bloated AT ALL anywhere else on her body. Not even her face. The womb was doing photo shoots into the middle of December when she was 8 1/2 months pregnant.

        She is not built like a supermodel. She has some heft to her frame and looking at her body type she would be big all over not just looking like she was only belly.

        And why did they need to take over an entire wing of a hospital in order to give birth? And how is it that the baby weight was gone 2 weeks after giving birth?

        She could have easily put rumors to rest by going on vacation to a tropical climate and being photographed in a bikini. I mean she could have done one of those pregnancy photo shoots that are so popular (and beautiful) and had it published. But she chose not to. Why not??

    • A says:

      @ok. Except she was photographed in a bikini in Croatia on some yacht. They must have used a powerful lens, because it was a fairly close up photo…and she was clearly knocked up. People just like to ignore that in favor of the more salacious stories…that story about the hospital was apparently bull. Plus, she could milk a story about having to use a surrogate for sympathy…Go on and on about her fertility issues, as no one would ever know her personal medical records…There just was no reason to lie.

      • Trashaddict says:

        Um, this is a gossip site? So yeah, quite a bit of the stories are made up. If you become a celebrity, it comes with good and bad just like anything else. People are going to make up all kinds of shit about you. If it was fake, eventually it will come out some time in the future. If it wasn’t, so be it. Tain’t that big a deal.

      • Ok says:

        @A — I did see the published photos. She was supposed to have bee about 6 months along at the point she was photographed.

        It didn’t look like a pregnant belly to me. I was not the only one who thought so at the time because there were a lot of comments that it looked like chunky regular weight gain and not a pregnancy

    • Rikki says:

      @ Ok

      I don’t know what pics you’ve seen of Beyonce were she didn’t look puffy because the pics I have seen she looked puffy and swollen everywhere. From head to toe. What makes you think Beyonce would be big all over? Because she’s curvy? That’s some bull. If you think curvy women are big all over during a pregnancy, google pictures of Amber Rose(Kanye’s ex) who is curvier than Beyonce and look at how healthy and not big she has been through her pregnancy. Amber has only gained the most weight in her belly. Her baby weight was not gone 2 weeks after birth. The first time she stepped out, over a month later, she looked like a woman who just had a child. Huge breasts and spread hips.

    • Bob says:

      January 7 is almost 9 months to the day from their wedding anniversary April 4

      Case closed

  2. Tiffany27 says:

    Happy Life Anniversary B.I.C.

  3. Lauren says:

    I do believe in the Fake Bump etc.. but in the second pic BIC looks so much like Bey.. She has the same look in her eyes.. Weird..

    • truthSF says:

      Lauren, she is Bey’s child. She just had a surrogate carry her.

      • Cazzie says:

        Yup. Basically the procedure is the same as IVF, only they implant the embryo into someone else instead of you.

        In some ways it’s the best of both worlds – you get the genetic aspect of having your own child, without the wear and tear on your own body. Goodness knows they’ve got the money, and I assume they paid the surrogate well.

        The part I don’t understand is why Beyonce was so intent on pretending she was carrying the fetus – she could have acknowledged using a surrogate, said health reasons, and left it at that. Why walk around with a pillow for six months?

      • Rikki says:

        We don’t know that she had a surrogate for sure. Aren’t there bikini pictures of her pregnant on a beach?

      • Trashaddict says:

        OK, any geneticists out there? Does all the mitochondrial DNA come from the genetic mom, or do surrogates sneak in any of their mitochondrial DNA?

      • Miss M says:

        Short answer: Gestational pregnancy= Couple undergoes IVF treatment, best embryos are selected for transfer into the uterus of a host (surrogate mother). Therefore, the mitochondrial DNA belongs to the mother who donated her egg, not to the surrogate mother. Any reproductive biologist or developmental biologist, correct me if I am not precise.

        However, there are ongoing studies to develop techniques that could be used as germline gene therapy of inherited mitochondrial diseases by mitochondrial DNA (mDNA) replacement. It’s a long way to go… once is narrowed down, I believe it will have to get approval, etc.

  4. Lisa says:

    More like1 and half years old, anyway, no clear pictures of this baby since the birth weird, look for beyonce to announce next pregnancy in October of this year, the surrogate and the FX team are getting ready for the next pregnancy.

  5. badrockandrol says:

    Emma Thompson looks more like Hilary Clinton than Meryl, and ais a great actress.

  6. some bitch says:

    So how many years until Mummy and Daddy pay for her own music career?

  7. stephanie says:

    poor thing looks more like daddy than mommy, unfortunately.

  8. Nev says:

    Meryl playing all these high-profile women…Julia Child…Thatcher…is becoming cheesy….yeah she’s great but is she the only actress out there?

  9. tabasco says:

    beyonce needs a major hair change-up. the weird blondish color, the roots, the rotation of the big curls, high bun and long straight is boring the hell out of me. i’d like to see her dark hair and maybe a bob or something.

  10. judyjudy says:

    That baby is stinkin’ cute. I want to smush my face in her hair! (In a nice auntie sort of way – not a weirdo sort of way)

  11. Melanie says:

    According the comments sections on Gawker there’s some Uruguayans(?) that think Jose Mujica isn’t all that great. I remember reading about him a few months ago and thought he sounded awesome but it’s nice to get another perspective.

  12. bELLA says:

    NO ONE CARES…MARIAHS KIDS ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. cf says:

    I cant believe Bethany filed for child support and spousal support!

  14. ACD says:

    As a matter of fact, there is a strong movement which is asking for Pepe Mujica to become President of South America, and this is the opinion of someone from that other semi-stable country in SA.

  15. Gabby says:

    I def believe a surrogate mother was used. Probably had to sign a non-disclosure agreement or something to that affect. Seems it would have been easier to say you used a surrogate than fake a prego belly??

  16. Fue McCormick says:

    All I could think about when I saw the 3rd and 4th photos were: “how soon is she going to try to blow out the kids hair?”

  17. Zombie Shortcake says:

    Bey couldn’t/wouldn’t even give a specific estimate of her labor time. Remember the interview when she said “after many hours…”? There was a consensus among Celebitchy commenters at the time that most women who have pushed out a human being know precisely how long the process took.

  18. Pandy says:

    co sign on the surrogate for all the reasons listed above.

  19. tabasco says:

    Speaking of blue, I just saw Kim K’s Super Klassy Pregnant Blue Barnum & Bailey Meets The Corner of 42nd and Broadway Dress of Doom and I *really* think the celebitches need to discuss. A giant boob hole with huge icicle fangs hanging off???? Gurrrrrl, you so tacky!

  20. dorothy says:

    Time to pull out the pillow and buy another bundle of joy. I’m sure little Ivy would love a brother or sister.

  21. Jill says:

    We all know it was fake. I was really questioning it at first; however, when I saw the back stage footage of the baby bump deflating incident, I was convinced she was faking. In the back stage footage you can see the outline of the contraption on her side profile. This was before the deflation.
    The weight she gained was to keep up the rouse. She had no baby. And if asked what it felt like I bet she couldnt even describe it. She gave the camel a baby to shut him up, but she didn’t want to pop it out of her body.