Lindsay Lohan crack heisted a bracelet that once belonged to Elizabeth Taylor

You’re never going to believe this. Run over and put on your pearl necklace, because you’re going to want to clutch something. Lindsay Lohan is being accused of ANOTHER CRACK HEIST. This time, she’s being accused of stealing “a pricey bracelet” that Elizabeth gave to her nurse. Before I get into the details of this story, I wanted to go to the Way Back Machine and show you what Lindsay claimed in February of 2012:

Lindsay Lohan told me the late Elizabeth Taylor sent her a ring before she died.

‘I treasure it,’ she said when we discussed her forthcoming TV drama about the two-time Oscar-winning star’s titanic love affair with Richard Burton. ‘It came with this beautiful note, hand-written by Elizabeth Taylor, which was very encouraging about my work – and that work is something I should concentrate on,’ Lohan, 25, continued.

I couldn’t resist asking: How big was the diamond? She laughed and said: ‘It’s a costume ring! It has a cognac-coloured stone with precious stones set round it. After I was sent it, I put the ring, and the letter, away in a safe place so I wouldn’t lose it. But I took them out recently when I was asked to portray her. It’s a tiny connection to her.’

[Excerpt Via Previous Celebitchy story]

At the time, I called her a crack liar and said she was lying about her connection to Elizabeth. Which seemed obvious at the time, and even more so nowadays. Anyway, here’s the latest story of how the Cracken is pissing on Taylor’s memory:

Lindsay Lohan has been accused of stealing a pricey bracelet that once belonged to Elizabeth Taylor, during filming of the Lifetime television movie based on the life of the late screen legend, is exclusively reporting.

“Lindsay became very good friends with Elizabeth Taylor’s longtime nurse while shooting Liz & Dick,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “Elizabeth had given the nurse an expensive bracelet that was very meaningful to her and the nurse absolutely cherished it. Lindsay immediately fell in love with the bracelet the minute she saw it and was very vocal about how much she admired it. A short time later, the bracelet disappeared from the nurse’s house … on the very same day Lindsay had been to visit.

“The nurse initially gave Lindsay the benefit of the doubt, thinking that she had just accidentally forgotten to take the bracelet off after trying it on. However, that theory was soon shot down after she called Lindsay and she swore she did not take the bracelet and categorically denied having it in her possession. The nurse knew that was a blatant lie as the bracelet disappeared after Lindsay was at the house and she knew that it had to have been Lindsay who took it. In the end, it took over a week to get the bracelet back from Lindsay and it was only returned after the nurse threatened to call the cops. One of Lindsay’s people eventually returned the bracelet to the nurse, who was extremely upset about what had transpired,” the source says.

During the time the nurse was battling to get her bracelet back, the source says Lindsay sent her a text message that read: “Elizabeth would be very upset with how you are behaving.”

Before the bracelet incident, Lohan had sung the nurse’s praises, telling Jay Leno that she had generously given the troubled 25-year-old one of Dame Taylor’s furs. “My entertainment lawyer, he knows the nurse that was with her for about seven/eight years, so I became good friends with her and she was on set most of the days I was working and she actually gave me one of Elizabeth’s furs, which was nice of her,” Lindsay said during a promotional appearance for Liz & Dick.

As previously reported, Lohan is currently on probation for stealing a necklace from a Venice jewelry store. Meantime, she will be back in court on January 15 to be arraigned on new charges of lying to cops in connection with a Santa Monica car crash she was involved in last year. Calls seeking comment to Lohan’s rep weren’t immediately returned.

[From Radar]

That is an amazing story. So the nurse knew that Lindsay had stolen it and she just wouldn’t let up and finally Lindsay managed to return it – via a third party, because she’s so full of crack delusions, I’m sure in her mind she thought the bracelet belonged to her because she was playing Elizabeth Taylor. Which brings me to another thought – whatever happened with that situation where Lindsay trashed the hell out of Elizabeth’s old trailer?

UPDATE: Radar has an addendum to this crack heist story – basically, Lindsay was keeping the bracelet so that she could have a fake copy made, and then she was going to give the copy to the nurse. Because she’s a crack genius.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. brin says:

    I saw this yesterday…geez she is beyond help! CDAN had a post about her selling off the furniture from that tv show she did as well. Why is she still not in jail?!

  2. lucy2 says:

    Rule #1 in the Land of Common Sense: Never let a Lohan “try on” anything, or it will be the last you see it.

  3. DailyNightly says:

    I can’t imagine why anyone would allow Lindsay to touch ANY of their possessions.

  4. mkyarwood says:

    She sold all her Million Dollar Decorators furniture too :D

  5. Incredulous says:

    I can’t find my pearls and I don’t have Lindsay’s number, HALP!

  6. Cleveland Girl says:

    She is truly a horrible person, void of any human decency. I really wish she would just go away at this point. She is an embarrassment to the human race.

  7. poppy says:

    omg guys, lindsay is totes innocent! this was so her dad’s fault! her enabler said so!

  8. RN says:

    This would never have happened if she were in NY, in the bosom of her family.

  9. Amy says:

    “She was going to have a fake copy made.”
    Which (assuming that’s true, which it’s not) she would have returned to the nurse, while keeping the real one for herself.

  10. Riana says:

    The best part of the movie…the ratings weren’t even good for it.

    All that work on everyone’s part (and damage) and no one tuned in.

  11. RavenClaw says:

    I know it’s not the best language, but the only thing that comes to mind is…. What a fucking asshole. That’s it. That’s all she is. An asshole.

  12. Tuxedo Cat says:

    It is so nice that Elizabeth Taylor was so generous to her nurse.

    What Lindsey did is reprehensible. The fur is probably is probably lying in the corner of some drug dealer’s apartment right now.

    I wonder if this is the same woman who owned the trailer that Lindsey and her friends trashed.

    • Boo says:

      I have a vision in which Lindsay dies and goes to judgment. At the gates, instead of being met by St. Peter or whoever usually mans the gates, Lindsay is met by a radiant Elizabeth Taylor, dressed all in white and gold. Lindsay approaches with confidence, knowing that Elizabeth loves her and will welcome her into the bosom of eternal peace and love. As she gets nearer, Elizabeth seems to recognize her, and her face begins to change from the ethereal beauty of everlasting harmony to a look of the sudden appearance of pure evil in her midst. Because she does not want to sully her heavenly self, Elizabeth looks away but points, with one graceful, wind-blown gesture, off to stage left. The camera pans over, and there is a doorway, and we can see flames and smoke coming from within. The audio adjusts to allow us to hear the shrieks and cries of the evil-doers who have come before, folks like Hitler, Stalin, Ted Bundy. Lindsay attempts to speak to Elizabeth, as she has no intention of going anywhere but inside the gates of happiness, but Elizabeth just points, and some force begins to move Lindsay against her will toward the fiery doorway. Lindsay grabs at Elizabeth’s hand, looking for a nice diamond ring she can pawn in hell for some cigarettes (no need for a lighter down there!), but Elizabeth’s hands are misty, beautiful in the light of God’s heavenly love. As she gets closer, Lindsay’s skin begins to glow red, and she grabs the edges of the doorway to avoid being sent inside. But there is no escape. This is one assignment she cannot plead out of or pay money to avoid. And so she vanishes into the fiery abyss, while Elizabeth returns to her eternal rest. As she is going back inside the heavenly gates, Elizabeth turns toward the door behind which Lindsay has just vanished, and raises one eyebrow. Almost inaudibly, she hisses, “bitch!” before her face regains its extraordinary peace and everlasting beauty.

  13. NerdMomma says:

    Sociopathic behavior. Wow. When was the nurse supposed to discover that she had a fake– after she left it to her kids and they tried to get it insured or something? I was feeling sorry for Lohan for a minute, and now I’m back to thinking she’s horrible.

    I love how Radar is referring to Lohan’s friends or whatever as her “minions” now. Haha

  14. laura says:

    For some strange reason I don’t believe this – and I’m normally the first to believe her shenanigans! Something doesn’t add up for me in this one

  15. Cecada says:

    Dame Liz has rolled over in her grave so many times over this POS that she’s pretty much constantly spinning at this point.

  16. elceibeno08 says:

    Lindsey, if you keep on being a kleptomaniac no one, absolutely no one will invite you over their homes. Hollywood is going to shun you and dismiss you as a petty thief.

  17. Hautie says:

    We all know that the bracelet only got returned, because the Nurse was going to go to the police. Period.

    Lohan on probation, gets caught up in stealing another piece of jewelry. She would have been screwed.

    Especially if the bracelet is worth big bucks. It would have been an “A” felony most likely. And she would have finally ended up in prison.

    And I am curious. I wonder if this Nurse is going to be question about their theft of her bracelet, by Lohan’s probation officer.

    I have been thinking that Shawn Holley has warned Lohan that there is a real chance she is getting locked up.

    It would explain all the sudden interviews with Dina… thrown crack Daddy under the bus in the last week. They are trying to defend Lohan’s shady behavior. By blaming it on a crack Daddy and his own sociopath behavior.

    • Erinn says:

      And this is what pisses me off- go to the police. Don’t just threaten it, do it.

      Fiance and I found out last night his sisters (now) ex boyfriend was stealing from her, their parents, possibly him, and the guys best friend, and his family, and god knows who else. If there was any proof, you bet your ass I’d be making them press charges. But he apparently stole small enough amounts that nobody really noticed. People like that make me so sick.

  18. JL says:

    Someone please give this criminal some consequences, there just aren’t enough excuses to cover her ass fast enough these days. She takes what she wants, doesn;t pay her bills and has turned into a crackwhore, low budget hooker and all her parents can do is blame each other.

    Jail is probably her only hope at this point.

  19. Ellie66 says:

    She is a junkie and she most certainly acts like a junkie, escort, psycho and all around crappy person that she is.

  20. Belle Epoch says:

    Wish the nurse had pressed charges!!!

  21. booboocita says:

    There’s an absolutely astonishing article about Lohan in today’s New York Times. It includes info about the filming of “The Canyons,” its director, Paul Schrader, and how the film is basically a last-ditch effort by a group of Hollywood has-beens to resurrect their careers. Don’t know about Paul Schrader (screenwriter, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver), but I cannot see anyone in Hollywood with any sense hiring Lohan after reading this article. Check it out:

    • Cecada says:

      Read it; thanks for the link. Very interesting, particularly this line describing Lohan:

      “The idea of being by herself scared the hell out of her”

      The girl is absolutely lost in her own delusions. This article made me feel a little sorry for her, actually, even though she comes across as a total A-hole in it. There is this overwhelming sense that she really doens’t understand herself AT ALL; she is her own shallow-constructed fabrication and isn’t nearly self-aware enough to begin to understand that. Dina stalking around in the background obviously vicariously living through her daughter was also really interesting, particularly the part where she’s waiting for Lindsay with the “middle aged man with presents”….WOW. Espeically in light of the London stuff that recently went down, and Dina was THERE too, I mean… WOW…. Mom is her PIMP. It’s just… WOW.

    • Boo says:

      Thank you for the link–it was fascinating. The stuff that she does…I can’t even. And then the clincher at the end, that the director, having been shat upon for 3 weeks by Lindsay, was willing to do it all again with her…THAT is what I don’t get. She is NOT. THAT. GOOD. She never has been (though she IS a has-been), and she certainly never will be.

      • Shoe_Lover says:

        I think the director has a screw loose.
        I feel crazy even mentioning this but after all that stuff about how brilliant she was and the director compared her to the greats came out (from him) I commented on the Facebook page about he was delusional and blah blah and well I’ll paste the exchange below. I was rude (to the director)and I did apologise and I feel bad for it. I’m not usually like that but Lindsay gets up my goat. Probably because she had talent and a chance and p!ssed it away

        Shoe-Lover: I came to this page because of the below link (CB link) to tell you that you are a delusional fool and that all of the GREAT actresses mentioned in your post would be disgusted at having their name linked with that insufferable, delusional crack head. get a clue.
        in the past Lindsay Lohan did have modicum of talent but now she is just a deluded addict and you lot blowing smoke up her arse does nothing to help her regain some semblance of sanity

        Paul Schrader- I have directed Gena Rowlands. This is not my first rodeo. I know what I’m talking about. Paul S

        Shoe-Lover- Dear Paul S, I would just like to say that while I disagree with you, which I’m entitled to, it was extremely rude of me to call you a delusional fool and for that I apologise.


    • Jayna says:

      A really fascinating read. Thanks for linking. I am now intrigued to see this movie because of Deen.

      I can’t believe Schraeder didn’t listen to people about postproduction changes as far as reshoots or editing.

      Everything in there about Lindsay doesn’t surprise me except one thing, her rude behavior on the first few days to where she got fired before being rehired. I really figured she pretended to give a damn in the beginning of a shoot. I guess not.

    • hunter says:

      OMG that article is GOLDEN and it just came out today.

      Best part – Lindsay KNOWS about her double chin!! She even calls it a triple chin! And no, of course she doesn’t like it.

      • Jayna says:

        The fascinating part was at the end where she tells Schrader how much she’s missed this, being on movie sets, and wants to act more, direct movies because she’s learned so much from this three-week shoot (that she could bared be bothered to show up for. Her delusions are mindblowing.

    • Relli says:

      I am only half way through…. WOW.

    • emmie_a says:

      Great article and only proves that Lindsay is an asshole. She’s still drinking and driving and still blowing off professional commitments. Amazing. Why why why do people continually give her chances to redeem herself?
      And I loved the part where she told the other actor that he was being unprofessional and not respectful of the director — She should have said that to herself.

    • Sniffles says:

      Wow. The only astonishing thing about the article is that there are still people in the business who keep giving this malignant narcissist asshole opportunities to f*ck their daily lives up as well as her own. So, she is so ecstatic to be back to work but can’t be bothered to show up for work on time? Or unless she is threatened to be replaced with someone else? Yeah, right. Totally believable.

    • littlestar says:

      Holy crap that article was amazing! I love that the writer completely tells it like it is – that Lindsay is nothing but a loser. Also – the article mentions Steve Honig! it says he’s stubby and bald :D .

      One part that really stood out from the article – when Lindsay admonishes James Deen for being disrespectful to the director in the movie. Like what the fuuuuuuuudge?! As if she is one to throw stones!

      • Booboocita says:

        That’s the best aspect of this article: that it’s written by a professional journalist with no connection to the tabloids. No reason to make things up, no reason to play to Hollywood vanity, and nothing added or emphasized for effect — just a withering recitation of what happened on- and off-set. I’ll say it again: after this article, and after Liz and Dick, there’s no way anyone in Hollywood hires her for anything, unless they’re looking for an expensive hooker.

    • Becky says:

      And for an article on a run in with an incredibly messed up LILO ata nightclub check this out (if you’re grossed out by drugs then don’t):

    • rightgrrl says:

      Thanks for that @booboocita

    • Lulu says:

      booboocita and Becky: Egads! Both those reads were chilling in every sense of the word.

  22. Mew says:

    She’s heisting a lot of stuff, I wonder how long she’s allowed to go on.

  23. grabbyhands says:

    You know what? At this point, if you “loan” anything to this trick, you’re asking for it to be stolen and given her longer career in stealing shit, you should really know better and I don’t feel sorry for you. I’ll cut this lady slack because I’m pretty sure she’s not keeping up with the tabloids, but everyone else knows the score, and at this point they’re just trading in on the publicity.

  24. Lisa says:

    For some reason, after all the crap this sociopath has done, this REALLY is disgusting. She needs jail. Actually, law abiding citizens need to see her go to jail to restore faith in the judicial system.

  25. dorothy says:

    Good thing the court system is protceting people from this woman. Oh wait, they aren’t. She’s made a mockery out of the courts and continues to do so with the help of judges that turn a blind eye.

    • NeNe says:

      Agreed! The court system has now become a laughing stock for how they have let his nutjob get away with everything. If one of us regular people did half the sh*t she has done, we would still be locked up. This is why she has the self entitlement that she does, because she hasn’t been made to be punished for her crimes…. It is beyond pathetic.

  26. dcypher1 says:

    I didnt think I could hate LL anymore than I do and then she always does something to prove me wrong. She is a POS.

  27. The Original Mia says:

    Who the hell gives this chick access to real jewels? That was dumb as hell.

  28. truthful says:

    I’d like to find out what is in her “storage” plots, can you imagine??

    She may be hiding “whole people” that she has stolen.

    She is pathetic

  29. Jessica says:

    I don’t even think a couple of months in jail will help her. she is beyond help, OBVIOUSLY does not want help etc.

    At this point I just wish she would pass away so we don’t have to hear about her anymore.

  30. Carrie says:

    She is despicable. That is all.

  31. sunnyinseattle says:

    I think it this story were not true, the nurses would have come out to deny it by now. Especially if they became as close as it is said. This makes me believe it is true. :-)

  32. Jayna says:

    She is a thief who uses people. I mean, stealing from this poor woman is despicable. I watched the whole Million Dollar Decorators, and I cannot believe how she went to them to be on the show, got a gorgeous decoration of her home, all the furnishings, flooring, etc., free and then goes MIA and never does the final review or return their calls. What a con artist. Then moved and stuffed it in storage later where they can’t find it to get it back. I always believed the story that back when she crashed a celebrity charity event where there was an auction that she was ballsy and delusional enough to send over her assistant to some older rich man’s table, who told him he could buy a certain expensive designer item for Lindsay. He declined. LOL

    She set up a jewelry heist at her “friend’s” house and gets off with it scott free because he backtracks and protects her. She steals clothes from sets and people, denies it, and then there’s photos of her in them.

    I have no doubt Lindsay turns tricks here and there when she sees an opportunity from a “benefactor.”

    Charley Sheen gives her 100,000 and he says later she never even thanked him for it. Then she releases some bogus statement how she had been so busy.


  33. banarang says:

    People like this really p**s me off, keep your grubby hands off other peoples hard earned belongings. Why the F**k is she not in jail

  34. Voyeur says:

    It seems as though these stories are being released – to make money for one thing – but also to give the LA prosecutors a road map to additional charges or information for the probation violation hearing.

  35. Relli says:

    I think my favorite part of this story is this part:

    Lindsay sent her a text message that read: “Elizabeth would be very upset with how you are behaving.”


    what an entitled little brat, seriously she is like a child who think everything she sees that she likes she can have, thats how 3 a year-old would act.

    And in regards to the Bravo show. I watched the first part where she met the designer/they had their first call and her sons reaction to her working with LiLo, was too precious and hilarious for words. They basically warned her that this was NOT a good idea. But the saddest part i thought was when she was declaring that she wanted a princess room… at 26, Oh Honey! I felt really bad for the designer when she had to show the rooms alone because Lindsay had been in “car accident,” which i believe now is easy to assume was the infamous semi race on the PCH.

  36. bettyrose says:

    First of all, what’s going on with her multi-state court dates? Second, oooh the black handbag in the second picture . . .who did she steal that from and where can I find it?

  37. Ruby Red Lips says:

    You know what – Lindsay could just walk into a bank and commit an armed robberyand at this point all she’ll get is a bit of bad press

    her probabtion being withdrawn is a complete joke! Girl couldn’t give two flying f*cks about anyone or anything & knows she can get away with it


  38. BreeinSEA says:

    …..I seriously can’t get over how nasty and unclean her nails and hands look!!! I would never let her touch anything I own! Her delusions are incredible. Someone should make a cartoon series after her!

  39. Madriani's Girl says:

    Much as I want to believe this, I’d like to know who LieHan would have gotten the nurse’s cell number so she could text her.

  40. Ruyana says:

    Lindsay lives by Toddler Rules which are something like this:

    1. If I want it, it’s mine.
    2. If you put it down, it’s mine.
    3. If I used to have one like it, this one is mine too.

  41. K-rock says:

    WTF is with this insane criminal? And to put it on the nurse texting her “Elizabeth would be very upset with how you are behaving.” So now that the bracelet has been returned what is her big crack thief lie about how she actually DID have it? I freaking can’t stand her and anymore of her cracked out thief lies! Does she think she can just heist her way through life? I swear if CA doesn’t sentence her to jail time then its game on and no one can complain about her bullshit lies anymore. I’m so over it. It was entertaining for a while, but now its just irritating. Self entitled thief!

  42. KellyinSeattle says:

    I honestly, accidentally dropped an $8 pair of earrings in my purse at Bartells, and I got more trouble for that (they know me so let me go w/t trouble but still)…more trouble than Lindsay gets!

  43. PortlandJan says:

    Who does this little skank know (or blow) that she keeps dodging bullet after bullet after bullet? If any of us had pulled even a fraction of this crap we would have some serious prison pallor by now.

  44. d says:

    Lindsey Lohan: a grifter, commonly disguised as an actress.
    Dina Lohan: Lindsey’s pimp, commonly disguised as her mother and manager. Also a grifter.
    Michael Lohan: a grifter with a big mouth and questionable ties to Dina. Occasionally disguised as Lindsey’s father.
    The End.

  45. WendyNerd says:

    Look, don’t you guys get it? Lindsay did nothing wrong. She is a wonderful, beautiful child who was just trying to do her job. She was just trying to embody Liz and I think bringing that Nurse’s beloved former employer back to life the way Lindsay managed to is worth that bracelet! Especially since she was going to make a copy of it for the nurse anyway! That nurse should be honored. After all, who did that bracelet belong to before? Just drunk-on-set Taylor! Now that nurse has the esteemed honor of briefly possessing something that would go on to be owned by the GREAT LINDSAY LOHAN. Now that bracelet has true value and prestige.

    I’m sure when Elizabeth gave that bracelet to that nurse, she only meant for that nurse to hold onto it until it came time for Lindsay to have it. I bet when Lindsay was doing her intense, exhaustive preparation and research, Elizabeth’s ghost came to her and told her to take it, because, you know, the two of them are so in tune with each other. And let’s face it, do you really think Lindsay could have given such an incredible performance in Liz & Dick if she hadn’t been communing with Elizabeth’s ghost?

    The only reason this is getting out is because the nurse is being such a jealous hater because Lindsay is the greatest actress of our time and the nurse is just a nurse. And I bet she’s jealous because Lindsay had a far greater connection to Elizabeth than this nurse could ever hope for.

    And all you saying that she has no right to other people’s possessions are forgetting something: this is the Cracken’s world, and she’s just benevolent enough to let us live in it. Anything in the Cracken’s world belongs to the Cracken anyway. Bracelets, necklaces, furs, ice cream cakes….

    • EscapedConvent says:

      WendyNerd, I just love your comment. It is so beautiful & profound, it has moved me to tears. When I think of that bitch nurse, who is most certainly a bitter old hag when compared to the radiant Lindsay (who is almost a reincarnation of Elizabeth Taylor but for the red hair) I get so steamed I could throw my pearls through a picture window. I just hope that when I do, Lindsay is there to catch them, because she deserves them—indeed she deserves ALL the pearls, everyone’s pearls, including Elizabeth’s famous black pearls.

      After she has collected all the pearls in the world, I expect she & her saint of a mother Dina will go to Carvel, where they will be given all the ice cream cakes. And that is how it ought to be.

  46. Bess says:

    Why do all of these victims back down and fail to call the police and/or press charges?

  47. logan says:

    Lohan’s life is just like the movie, “Groundhog Day”. Same thing over and over and over again. Somehow I don’t think this will have the happy ending the movie did.

  48. janie says:

    I read the DA wants probation, not jail. This woman won’t spend a day in jail. Paris Hilton served time, remember? Handcuffed & taken in a police car? So why is Lohan still free?

  49. JEL says:

    She is so incredibly vile and damn DISGUSTING!!!!!!

  50. Sapphire says:

    Schrader has been known to have his own kinks and issues. His diss of Gene Rowland is revolting.

  51. mollination says:

    I’m starting to straight up HATE her. I mean it. That kind of mean-spirited delusional entitlement — dude, Liz’s NURSE, Lindsay!?!!? Do you have no boundaries? What an awful girl she is. And the part about the fake copy bracelet…god hope she didn’t actually manage to do that. She’s so disgusting. The part that made me angriest, and maybe it’s because it reminds me of a girl I personally know, is the delusional backwards-ass text about how “elizabeth would not approve of YOUR behavior”. Bitch, have you lost it? How does she reconcile saying she DIDN’T have the bracelet, only to return it days lateR? Like seriously — she has to be full on psycopathic, pathological at this point. Right?!

  52. JFerber says:

    I understand people not liking Lohan, but let’s not forget that many, many male celebrities/sports figures do FAR worse (rape, murder, shootings, etc.) and get off completely (with rape, often not even getting charged). Where is the public outrage for that? Yes, Lindsay has done this shit, but the rage/vendetta against her are disproportional. Women are other women’s harshest critics.