In case you’re not familiar with Jenelle Evans, she’s the 21 year-old Teen Mom 2 star with a very checkered past. She’s been arrested multiple times on various assault and drug charges, she lost custody of her three year-old son to her mother, she was in rehab for reported heroin abuse over Thanksgiving and she’s currently pregnant again. Jenelle believes that by being a competent mother to her second baby, she’ll be able to win back custody of her boy. She’s been bragging on Twitter about how she’s been sober for “months” and is ready to be a parent again. The father of Jenelle’s unborn baby is allegedly her current husband of just six weeks, a convicted felon named Courtland Rogers. Jenelle and Courtland have broken up and gotten back together twice now during their illustrious marriage, with the most recent breakup happening over the weekend.
In this latest saga in Jenelle’s all-too-public life, she used Twitter to accuse Courtland of cheating. (Keep in mind that this happened mere days after her pregnancy announcement.) Courtland admits he was out partying and drinking until 3am with his friends, but says he wasn’t cheating. If you’re interested in the details of that stupid story, you can view them on Radar. They basically got in a fight on Twitter. We’re going to focus on Courtland’s response to this story because he’s unintentionally hilarious.
As previously reported, Courtland Rogers left his pregnant wife home asleep on Sunday evening and hit up a bar with his buddies, and he tells Radar that his bad behavior has caused Jenelle to call a time out on their marriage of just six weeks.
“I f**ked up,” Courtland admits. “I got drunk as f**k and I went out and I left my beautiful pregnant wife at home.”
His disappearing act has wrecked what Jenelle thought was a happy marriage , and Courtland tells Radar she’s laying down the law.
“Jenelle said I need to straighten out and not drink and not go out and not do dumb stuff anymore,” he says. “She said she doesn’t want to be with someone who is messing up all the time.”
Meanwhile, the Teen Mom star is staying silent on the situation, having posted just one cryptic tweet on Monday: “I have to figure this out.”
And, Courtland says he’s afraid of what her decision will be!
“I’m not perfect and what Jenelle wants is for me to show her that I love her and improve myself, so I have to figure out how to do that,” he tells Radar. “I love her and I want her to work this out with me.
“I can’t wait to meet this baby and I want to be a great dad. I’ve learned how to be a dad from not being a dad to my other child all these past months and I want to show Jenelle and everyone else that I can be a good dad.”
That last line is my favorite in this story. Listen to this genius’ reasoning “I’ve learned how to be a dad from not being a dad to my other child all these past months.” In Courtland’s mind, he can be a good dad once his second child is born because he’s already a bad dad and knows not to act like he currently does. There’s no plan for fixing things with his one year-old daughter from another woman, he’s just going to start all over again with this new kid and everything will be fine! Of course it will, just like his marriage with new wife Jenelle. By the way, Jenelle has no prenup with Courtland.
This poor girl is an absolute fool. Can’t believe she didn’t have the good sense not to subject another child to her life!
Um….um…. ::blinking::
Yeah, no words for this.
The Internet age is some real shit sometimes.
Like teenagers have been stupid and selfish for centuries, but one year a thing called the Internet came into prominence and now every teenage dirtbag (Wheatus) needs to broadcast every detail of their sad little lives from the regular teens to the Rihanna’s of this world…and now this chick.
Lol ^
+1. I am forever thankful that social media did not come around till I was in my mid twenties. I can’t imagine how badly I would’ve embarrassed myself if facebook and twitter had been around when I was in college or younger.
Yeah, and then someone invented ThrowbackThursday and now all those, “Thank goodness we didn’t have facebook that night.” pictures are getting posted 20 years later. Oh, no…
Uch. Why do people feel the need to air out all their dirty laundry to the world like that?! Both of these people are trash, plain and simple.
White trash at its finest.
They look so high in that 2nd picture.
Poor kids.
These two make white trash look like pure class in comparison.
Agree w/you & Samigirl……trash.
Apparently neither of these morons have heard of condoms.
They are the fine product of “abstinence only” education.
Put that baby up for adoption.
Anther exapmple of the decay of society right here. Thank GOD these two are bringing another child into the world.
This thing is imploding much faster than I predicted.
That poor baby. What a crappy start in life.
He should lay off the Newports, take that cash and fix that broken bathroom door.
They are the Republican Party’s dream – “but they’re married! She didn’t have an abortion!”
Lol! No kidding right.
LOL @ RN!
I love the picture of him with the money…it must be what he withdrew when he stole Jenelle’s debit card.
It’s not too late for an abortion. Why is no individual or group advising her to get one? Why are people jumping to “poor baby” when there is clearly a better solution to this situation. I’m on Team No Baby.
me too. she could probably get some sort of endorsement deal with a pro-choice agency or something if she did it haha make a little more money…
I’ll second that. She is obviously in no shape to raise a baby, and I have serious doubts about her being able to maintain her sobriety long enough to deliver.
Team No Baby as well. But I don’t think people like her think abortion is an option because it goes against their religion. *snorts*
She has actually been very open about being an atheist, so I don’t think religion is a factor in any of her decisions.
She could give the baby up for adoption – the child will have a chance for a good life – and these two can get a People story out of it so everyone wins.
Classic case of dumb people breeding.
Did they not figure out his partying ways ummm BEFORE THEY GOT MARRIED?! wtf is wrong with this chick!
These people are morons! I feel sorry for that baby I bet her mother will end up with that baby too. (Hopefully)
White F*cking Trash
… My coworker is 38 and battles to get pregnant, she’s a loveable lady with a wicked sense of humor, a good job and a loving husband. Faith in humanity lost.
I have a 36 year old coworker who is desperate to have a baby but is having no luck. She has a great career, is stable and kind and has a wonderful husband. On the other hand, I saw a drugged out looking couple with five kids and another on the way. They were both treating these children terribly. It’s disgusting. This world is unfair.
i feel awful for all the kids involved.
she reminds me of kstew.
Look at their pupils. High as hell on opiates in every photo, probably.
LOSERS!!
This poor child doesn’t stand a chance with “parents” like this. Hopefully the courts take this one too, it’s his/her only hope at a decent life.
As For: “I’ve learned how to be a dad from not being a dad to my other child all these past months” …. not that we need any indication of his lack of character, but damn, there you go.
I posted on the last article about her that I thought the pregnancy was fake and they just sold the story to get money. As sad as it is, this all seems like a part of their plan… a big fight, perhaps a fake miscarriage on the way. At this point I wouldn’t put it past them to do all this for money and attention. Kind of sad really.
1 Piece of Sh*t + 1 Piece of Sh*t = 2 Pieces of Sh*t
Which isn’t necessarily a problem, except they made a baby.
Stupid women and selfish men equal suffering children. Wanting a baby doesn’t mean you want to be a parent. I can’t with these idiots anymore. That’s why so many grandparents are raising their grandkids; once the kids are here, they’re in the way and annoying to the fools who bred them. Someone please burn Jenelle’s tubes and give Courtland a vasectomy ASAP.
Anybody seen Trailer Park Boys?
They would fit right in!
People have thrown away their “first” families for ages. Anything to save them from having to admit their wrongs and work to create change for the positive (and to not pay support). IMO, her first child is lucky she’s gone…now, if only this one can end-up with the same luck with both its parents.