Taylor Swift flew to England to crack-stalk her way into Harry Styles’ heart

As I keep saying, Taylor Swift has had a rough month. January has been horrible for her – she began the year with a fresh breakup (Harry Styles) then she lost the Golden Globe to Adele AND she was publicly mocked by Tina Fey, and then Michael J. Fox (!!!) made fun of her habit of writing songs about ex-boyfriends. So is Tay-Tay doing some soul-searching and trying to figure out where she went wrong? Or is she just living her life like normal, allowing all of us to hate the game but not the player? I don’t know. Radar says Swifty is upset with all of the public mockery, but it doesn’t sound like she knows how to change:

Taylor Swift has thick skin, but all the public mockery and jokes made about her love life is starting to wear on the I Knew You Were Trouble singer, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

According to a close pal, Taylor has a great sense of humor and knows that as a public figure she’s going to be a target — but the jabs are beginning to take a toll on her emotionally and she’s began to wonder who’s really joking and who’s not.

“At first Taylor just thought it was funny how much interest people had in her love life and she went along with it,” the insider revealed. “But now she’s the butt of jokes on Saturday Night Live, in the tabloids and on the late night shows. She laughed it off, but the jokes made about her at the Golden Globes got under her skin.”

With a string of failed relationships including John Mayer, Harry Styles, Jake Gyllenhaal, Conor Kennedy, Taylor Lautner and Joe Jonas – which she frequently uses to write new songs – the 23-year-old’s reputation as a serial dater has been solidified.

“The jokes being made about her love life embarrass her, but it’s finally hit home with Taylor,” the pal said. “She really wants to make an effort to slow down and not jump from boyfriend to boyfriend. In a weird way all the negative press has really opened her eyes and will be good for her!”

[From Radar]

And if that’s not enough, Swifty’s version of “slowing down” has been revealed – she got on her private plane yesterday and flew to England where she’s trying to meet up with her ex, Harry Styles. Because if there’s one way to prove your new-found maturity, it’s crack-stalking your 18-year-old ex-boyfriend by flying your private plane to his city and staying at the hotel closest to his house:

LOVE-SPLIT Taylor Swift touched down in the UK yesterday — with pals saying it’s for a “showdown” with Harry Styles. The You Belong With Me singer racked up the air miles in her private jet to fly in to Luton airport around noon.

Taylor, 23, who hasn’t seen 18-year-old Harry since they broke up, was then driven to a London hotel — near where the One Direction star has a house.

A source said: “Taylor flew to Luton and then travelled to London yesterday — and there’s talk of a meeting with Harry being on the cards. She has no obvious reason or promo duties in London this week. Harry has just got back from a small tour in Japan with the band and now has four days off. Out of all the hotels there are in London, Taylor has opted for one close to Harry’s house.”

The pop pair enjoyed a 65-day whirlwind romance until a bust-up in the Caribbean earlier this month. Both have since been putting on a brave face. Taylor went to the Golden Globes in LA last week while Harry has been catching up with friends when not on band duties.

[From The Sun UK]

You can see photos of Swifty’s arrival in England here. My problem with this? By all accounts, Harry was the one who broke it off with Taylor after a huge fight shortly after New Year’s. She might have been testing him or maybe she got hyper-emotional or something, but most sources agree that Harry was the one to dump her. So did Harry even invite her to England? Or did she just show up? Ugh. Young love.

PS… For whatever reason, this (below) is the image I have of Swifty on Harry’s doorstep – like, she’ll wear a white gown and her eyes will look sort of crazy and she’ll announce to him: “We’re getting back together, Harry. I’m not going to be ignored.”

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. Emma says:

    Make a few jokes about yourself, smile more often and just chill out Taylor. People will like you more then.

  2. V4Real says:

    Somebody throw this chick an intervention please. She’s like a fan or groupie who actually made it in the business and she’s going after all the cute little boys in Hollywood.

  3. brin says:

    Dear Brits,
    Sorry for having to endure both Crackie Lohan and Stalker Swifty AND Speidi all at once.
    Love, America

  4. cmc says:

    “[...]she’ll wear a white gown and her eyes will look sort of crazy and she’ll announce to him: “We’re getting back together, Harry. I’m not going to be ignored.” ”

    Wow…that actually gave me chills. Run, Harry!

  5. Dani says:

    I don’t know about anyone else, but young love for me, was not jumping on my private jet and following my ex. More like drinking myself under the table with wine coolers and my girlfriends.

    • Nina W says:

      And here we have Taylor’s problem in a nutshell. When I was a boy crazy 23 year old I did not have the same means to stalk my crushes that this poor deluded child does. Also the paps stalk her or she courts attention or whatever so it all ends up feeding gossip hawks on-line.

      • epiphany says:

        Nina- I’ll bet, at age 23, you were actually MAN crazy, not boy crazy. Swifty’s problem is she still thinks and acts like a pubescent child and pursues males who are the same, , not a 23 year old WOMAN that has adult relationships.

      • Kath says:

        I have a theory about this (bear with me)…

        Girls aged 12-15 tend to swoon over boy banders and teeny boppers who are smooth skinned and barely masculine- looking.

        I think sociologists have argued that it is because they are less threatening than boys/men who have more overtly defined ‘maleness’ such as stubble/deep voices etc.

        It’s a way of young girls ‘testing out’ their sexuality within safe confines – which becomes all the more ‘safe’ given that these pin-ups are unobtainable (i.e. famous).

        Taylor Swift (much as I secretly quite like her) seems to be stuck in this weird netherworld between teenager-hood and adulthood – even though she’s a 23 year old woman!

        I mean, I thought 18 year old boys were a joke when I WAS 18. To be five years older at that age is like being a whole different generation.

    • Beatriz says:

      I had a deja-vu reading your description, spot on! (Except that we drank in the park, because we were clASSY like that).

  6. T.C. says:

    She’s surprised the public is interested in her love life? LMAO. She made her love life a career forcing it down the throats of the public. Girl is cray-cray. Run Harry run.

    • Lotus says:

      +1 T.C.!

      She makes albums about her former boyfriends, courts the media interest in her music and places hidden messages in the liner notes of her CDs about said boyfriends, and then stands around wondering why people are now making jokes about her love life? A little self-realization wouldn’t be a bad idea, Taylor! Then again, I’m glad I wasn’t famous while living through the tragedy of relationships in my early 20′s. What a horror show!

  7. Alexandra Bananarama says:

    Her implants look too big for her frame.

    Some of my skinnier friends have that issue. You arch your back and it looks funky.

    She needs to call up Dita’s Doctor to fix it.

  8. Bowers says:

    I doubt she’s laughing at herself.

  9. annabelle says:

    Seriously? She writes song after song about her love life and then wants to whine when her love life is up for public consumption and comment? What, huh?

    I would absolutely hate for my life to be on such a public display, folks aren’t nice, but I don’t pursue fame nor make my living by turning my life into tween anthems.

  10. mel says:

    I’m going to go out on a limb and defend her on this one. If my boyfriend left me to go drinking for hours and I could not reach him I would be PISSED!!!! Upset and pissed. So if that is what actually happened then I can see why she would be upset. My guess this whole think is not great publicity for either parties so their publicists are making this meeting happen. I’m not a TS fan…but seriously…the guy was a douche.

  11. Kristy says:

    I am convinced she has an undiagnosed mental and/or emotional health problem, possibly a developmental issue. She is easily the most immature young woman making the worst possible decisions in a cloud of incredible delusion/ego.

  12. gorda says:

    She is the female version of john mayer.

    Now she is acting like the girl from the movie fatal attraction ‘I will not be ignore’. I don’t think she is used to hearing the word no, she thinks she is above that, so I can see her now questioning him, how dare u? Do u know who iam?. Its about time this bitch gets what she deserves. Good for Harry.

  13. Garvels says:

    Prince Harry is back home…maybe Swifty will stalk Prince Harry next..ha ha!

  14. OhDear says:

    Nice job Swift PR team! Though it reads like “Taylor Swift DOES have a sense of humor, but everyone needs to back off. It’s not nice and you’re hurting her feelings!”

  15. Eleonor says:

    I bet they brokeup because probably he made a joke (ah british humor!) and she went mad.

  16. Elceibeno says:

    I can’t believe Taylor Swift has not yet been commited to a mental institution. She has in my opinion proven herself a crazie obsessed with writing songs about every boy she dates.
    Her family should have her either baker acted or something. Taylor is a threat to the young teenage boys out there.

  17. oliveo says:

    Crack-stalk is my new favorite verb.

  18. SimpleRed says:

    Well, Well then maybe she should do the soul searching..

    If what her and her team are saying is true then. In the meantime so what he was out with his friends and drinking.. That’s his time to be out and have fun.. Smothering a guy is a turn off to any guy!!!

    Maybe she was probably blasting his phone!!!

  19. vixo says:

    There’s def something wrong with this girl. She’s rich, famous, she has fans, she’s pretty and yet she agrees to take part in this insane pr circus that makes her look like a pathetic, sad woman.

  20. Melissa says:

    I remember when I was young, under 20, I was with a boy, and I was a little crazy. He’d break up with me, and wed get back together the same day, or a few days later, so when it was actually done it was hard to accept. It was a messy situation, and we were still living together afterwards so, I admit I pushed him a little.

    Once he left, however, I didn’t show up at his work, I didn’t get a hotel room near his house, I didn’t even contact him online. That’s a wholeeee ‘nother level for me. Not a situation is ever put myself in again either. Desperation is NOT attractive Taylor.

  21. Miffy says:

    How does she still convince people to have a relationship with her? If he so much as hogs the duvet she’s going to write a f**king album about it.

    Then again, maybe this is why she’s going mental? Maybe what we’re seeing is the well running dry for dear Swifty’s love life and only inspiration ever.

  22. dorothy says:

    Nothing worse than a desperate, pathetic woman. So afraid of being alone. Grow up and get counselling.

  23. KellyinSeattle says:

    Seems like she’d be a bitch to date; I think the break ups are mostly because of her. She’s like an evil doll

  24. TheOneAndOnlyOnly says:

    Viktory gin’s comments on her from a previous swifty posting should be required reading; she’s a record company fabricated hack that has the intellectual maturity and skills of a 12 yr old; What minimal talent she has is being ruined by this pr circus – on a day to day basis how much time does she spend on her “music?”

  25. taxi says:

    Chasing children of the opposite gender is not cool. Maria Schwarzenegger shooed her away from one of her kids, so she went for a Kennedy, supposedly with Granny Ethel’s best wishes. Now she’s up to an 18 year old target.
    Maybe she’ll always like post-pubescent boys better than adult males?

  26. rigaou says:

    Crack Stalk? Taylor Swift? Hardly. Never heard she is a crackie.

  27. Kosmos says:

    Styles is 18 years old, geez, these two will not have a long term thing anyway, not with their lifestyles and careers and ages…let’s get real, Taylor…I’m not saying she shouldn’t have a boyfriend, but why don’t any of them work out? And why would she pick a young kid like Harry who is clearly soooo not prepared to hang with anyone for very long.