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Miranda Kerr looks like she poured herself into those jeans. [Moe Jackson]
We need more lady directors! The gender gap is staggering. [Jezebel]
Al Roker was super-jazzed when Joe Biden shook his hand. [Bitten & Bound]
Nicole Scherzinger or Kim Kardashian? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Justin Bieber = Todd Akin. [The Blemish]
Katy Perry brought a tiny Aretha Franklin hat to the inauguration. [The Frisky]
Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter is growing up. [ICYDK]
I have a large-and-in-charge dog. Seriously, he’s a monster. [OMG Blog]
Real Housewife Aviva Drescher has some thoughts about drugs. [Starcasm]
I love Amanda Peet, but she can’t dress. At all. [Yeeeah]
What the world would be like if men gave birth. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Marion Cotillard is delightfully weird. [CityRag]
Kim Kardashian’s coat is nice, but I probably wouldn’t wear it. [INFDaily]
Andy Cohen has a feature in GQ! [PopBytes]
Will John Mayer propose to Katy Perry? Ugh. [Limelife]
Selena Gomez talks about her breakup & her friendship with Swifty. [Life & Style]
Jessica Chastain in Elle France – it’s a nice shoot. [Hollywood Rag]
Prince Harry talks about Royal Jewel-gate. [The Loop]
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- Fug or fab: Emma Stone [Go Fug Yourself]
- Arrest warrant issued for Jenelle Evans [Reality Tea]
- Only God Forgives review [Pajiba]
- Hugh Jackman, scooter master [Buzzfeed]
- Who does Drew Barrymore call her sister? [Evil Beet]
- Cannes couples past and present [Popsugar]
- Arrested Development supercut [CDAN]
- Lea Michele’s see through skirt [Celebslam]
- Cheating wife’s lover escapes out of window [Movin925]
- Joe Francis is crazy [Starcasm]
Ever since Lainey’s blind riddle I can’t with this chick.
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Please tell me what it was!
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Yeah Lainey confirmed a few days ago that it was Miranda who slept with Justin Bieber and Leo Dicaprio and many others we don’t know about.
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Justin Bieber??? EWWWWW! How desperate would you have to be to do that??
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Me too. All I can think of when seeing photos with her is what a bitch she’s supposed to be.
@ZigZagZoey, Lainey said Miranda slept with Justin Bieber and cheats on Orlando all the time.
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http://www.laineygossip.com/2-days-and-20-years-blind-riddle/25544?categoryId=1057
I know, and she has such an angelic face! Poor Orlando.
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Thanks! I have no problem believing it AT ALL!
She seems to enjoy the attention WAY too much. At least she has calmed down a tiny bit with the photo ops with her baby. He must be harder to handle now. Can’t just hold him like a little prop any more.
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What’s she doing in LA when Paris Fashion Week just started? Being photographed walking from nail salon to the car is not nearly as exciting as walking the big shows at PFW.
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Forget Bieber, when I saw a photo of her on her way to have lunch with Harvey Weinstein, I had to wonder.
But is she really different?
She is probably taking a leaf out of the Elle McPherson book of business. Sleep your way along.
Modelling has always been analogous to being a high class escort.
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Eh… I came here to make fun about a possible camel toe…means Miranda doesn’t even have one of those?? Dammit!
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LOL That was my first thought also..
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Actually…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2266203/Miranda-Kerr-nails-look-skinny-jeans-heads-salon-pampering.html
Third and Fifth picture down. Not full on camel toe, but she ain’t comfortable.
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I bet if she fart those jeans are splitting.
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ha! The db level of said fart would be deafening.
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That looks painful.
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+1
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Anyone read Franco’s Obama poem? I’m not being egotistical in any way, shape, or form when I say that I could have written something better than that in ten minutes. I didn’t have a clue what he was trying to say in the poem, let alone what it was about.
My college writing teacher would have failed him for that poem, and unlike his other highly educated professors at UCLA or wherever else he went to school, she’s only a twelfth grade English teacher.
I guess the only consolation was that he wasn’t asked (nor did he invite himself) to give a reading at the inauguration! I’m sure he feels he was better than the poet that read at the actual inauguration.
Sorry for the rant, it just burns me up inside that, as a novice writer who takes a pretty hard class for high school (the entire English department grades all writing by ACT and SAT set guidelines-that they put out), and this guy just thinks that he has so much natural talent that he can just slap down anything, and will be praised for it.
I don’t think he understands just how hard writing is, how time consuming, and frustrating it is
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What??? How dare you how double dare you?? James Franco is the greatest artist of all times, you don’t get his art? You are such a jealous miserable c*nt!
*sarcasm*
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Yup, I couldn’t believe it. I think he needs to start up a blog of his own poetry – “A Douchebag Bloviates” would be a good title.
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Good Lord, that was awful.
Here’s what bugs me about him – if he wants to do all these things and explore different arts, that’s great. Truly.
But I wish he’d stop being so entitled that EVERYTHING should be held up for public adoration. Not every piece of writing should be published. Not every photo or painting or whatever should be in a gallery with some grand unveiling.
And it’s OK to say no to some things and let others have a chance.
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@mrsmurf Yea you are right my ears are stll ringing from his reading. He was telling a rambling story about something. You can tell that most people were bored.
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He spends half the poem saying that he didn’t know why he was chosen and he didn’t know what to write.
It’s like, dude, just say no, then. You don’t have to write. Especially because you clearly wrote it while on the john.
The poem is crap, and he mentions himself far more than he mentions Obama.
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This just confirms my theory that no one looks good in skinny jeans, even skinny people.
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That is what I was thinking! God I hate skinny jeans, just so ugly no matter who wears them.
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Oh thank you! I was beginning to think I was the only person who loathed skinny jeans. I have the worst time finding a pair of jeans that aren’t skinny or mom jeans!
Those are way too tight on her. She can’t be comfortable at all.
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oh, this-this-this.
y’all can wear em till the cows come home… they look like poo and i aint goin there ever again… and im skinny!
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She looks good
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Kinda of tired of this one. Constantly running around town for photo ops. Tone it down some, spend time with your husband and check back with us in a month.
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Justin B. shouldn’t speak on political issues because he isn’t smart. Many celebrities have this affliction.
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They are celebrities, after all. Many of them have no other discernible skills beside pretty faces…
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I hope somewhere in that big a@@ bag of hers there is an antibiotic for that UTI she gave herself wearing those jeans
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+1. A friend of mine calls them “V-Lers” for obvious reasons.
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I want one of those mini-Aretha hats. It would compliment all the other stuff I got at the first inauguration.
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no camel toe = she is either
An alien
Plastic down there like Barbie
Fictional
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Camelflage, Miranda??
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Ha!
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Did anyone watch the two guys fake-experiencing giving birt? Intense!
And imma going to make my brother watch it; he’s never ever going to make any “me-man:strong,you-woman:weak” remark for the rest of this winter (men also have short memories).
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Anything beats baggy pants that hang down to the ground in the butt; can’t wait until some guys stop doing that.
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I’m sorry, but is that her purse or her overnight bag? What does she have in that satchel?
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Given that she’s a model, we can probably rule out food.
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What’s inside you say? A cushion of air — in the bag and her brain.
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And does anyone in real life carry their bag like that?
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I like to wonder what’s in people’s bags too. To me, in the bottom right corner of the bag, looks suspiciously like one of those dildos with a “balls” base at the bottom. But that likely says more about me than it does about her. Maybe.
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Tastycake, I just went and had a look (okay I have a filthy mind too ; ) and YOU ARE RIGHT!
Bottom right hand corner of bag looks like an ENORMOUS DILDO!
He he. I can’t stand Kerr so this is bloody hilarious to me! She looks smuggity smug smug and forever more I will spread salacious rumours that MK carries an enormous dildo in her bag!
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These jeans prevent her from being able to eat a cornflake.
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+1
Speaking of not eating a cornflake, MK’s skinnies reminded me of Kate Middleton in her skinnies greeting Olympic torchbearers at BP.
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Ouch, that looks like a YI waiting to happen.
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If she has cheated half as much as Lainey hinted, her punany does NOT need the pressure of these tight pants. Love the handbag tho’.
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Okay, I have a really hard time believing that she slept with either guy…I mean, she probably towers over Bieber, and I don’t know about cheating on Orlando….about the skinny jeans, I have some almost identical and they look just like this on me. Because they’re super stretchy, mine are not uncomfortable at all. Why is everyone making fun of her since skinnies are so in style right now and, yes, they look best on thin women. She has on super skinnies, so you definitely have to be thin to wear those. I think she looks fine, nothing wrong here….
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Lainey saying something doesn’t make it the gospel truth; she’s just an Internet gossip columnist, and it’s not like her track record for accuracy is that high. I don’t know (or frankly, care) one way or the other about who Miranda Kerr sleeps with, but some of the things Lainey presents as facts really irk me, since they tend to be very unflattering, and potentially libelous, toward women, and people just believe them. I think my irritation with her really started when she came out and said Zhang Ziyi slept with dozens of Communist party officials for $, just because some gossip rags in Hong Kong said that.
I don’t mean to sound sanctimonious, or to criticize people who read her column (which I don’t, anymore). But at least at this site the owners report on what’s fact (as in interviews stars give, or things they admit to), or if they report rumors, they’ll make that clear.
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You don’t believe she slept with Bieber, because she towers over him? Really, there are thousand of people in a good relationship where the woman is taller than the man. She’s not even that tall for a model, if she stands in line with the other VS models she’s usually the shortest one there. Lainey is also one of the most reliable website out there and works a lot with publicists, if she dares to makes such an obvious BI and reveal it in her other articles she’s standing on pretty strong ground! I think the jeans look ridiculous and uncomfortable, when jeans create camel-toes and give you a pancake ass, they are not the correct size.
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oh please, she was also the one who swore up and down against the whole robsten start and she was completely ass-wrong. she’s a ridiculously obnoxious liberal elitist. and i no-longer read her website, either. sick of ‘non’ much?
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Yikes! The lady looks unconfortable.
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Those jeans have got to be uncomfortable, she should have worn jeggings.
Nicole S. doesn’t look at all like Kim K in the face, but Nicole’s face does look tweaked, and not in a good way.
I always get Amanda Peet and Piper Perabo mixed up because they look so much alike.
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Jeggings
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