I don’t watch Spartacus, even though I had Showtime & Starz for a while (because of Homeland, and because DirecTV gave me a deal). But I always appreciate a good dong buffet, and as I was going through these photos of the LA screening/premiere of the new season – Spartacus: War of the Damned – I came to realize that the producers of the show are doing God’s work, dong-buffet-wise. I’m really just including photos of some of the dudes I was lusting after, and I apologize for not know who some of these people are besides the names the photo agency has given them. I’m starting out with Liam McIntyre, who I think is the new Spartacus? He’s new around here and good God, he is HOT. I would do filthy things to those dimples. We need to invite Liam to come around more often, correct?
John Hannah and Lucy Lawless – OMG I LOVE JOHN HANNAH. I’ve loved him for nearly two decades. I feel in love with him when he read the Auden poem in Four Weddings and a Funeral and I have never stopped loving him since. He’s gorgeous.
Here’s someone called Ditch Davey – not my type, but I bet he has an amazing body.
Simon Merrells – he has that psycho look which some of you enjoy.
Someone named Manu Bennett – there a lot of pics of him, so I guess he’s important.
And finally, for CB: Joel McHale was there! I guess he’s a fan of the series?
Photos courtesy of WENN.