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HOT. SO HOT. Yesterday we had some new photos of Ewan McGregor, but I didn’t post them because I got busy. So I’m glad I have the opportunity to talk about them today because HOT HOT HOT. On Tuesday, Ewan was in Geneva, Switzerland for the “IWC Schaffhausen Race Night Event during the Salon International de la Haute Horlogerie 2013 at Palexpo.” I only understood a third of those words. I’m also including photos from last night of Ewan arriving at LAX – I guess he’s come into town for this weekend’s Screen Actors Guild Awards? Perhaps.
So, what can I say about Ewan’s hotness? This man is aging like a fine wine. He’s gorgeous. I think he might even be sexier now than he was in his 20s. He’s 41 years old, by the way – so how does he looks so young? Does he just have one of those “perpetually 33” faces? I think his beard is helping a lot! I know a lot of you prefer clean-shaven men, or men who keep their scruff to a minimum, but Ewan + Beard = One of the greatest forever dongs ever. Imagine that beard on your thighs and get back to me.
In other Ewan news, he’s just signed on to do a film adaptation of John Le Carre’s Our Kind of Traitor, which is about: “An English couple who get mixed up with a Russian businessman who turns out to be an oligarch, and one of the world’s biggest money launderers. They get caught up in his plans to defect and are soon positioned between the Russian Mafia and the British Secret Service, neither of whom they can trust.” Most people assume Ewan will be playing the dude in the English couple. I like when Le Carre’s books are made into films – they adapt well, and they adapt while still remaining smart, so this sounds good.
PS… I love the way he wears clothes. He wears the crap out of EVERYTHING.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Beards, Ewan McGregor
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Would I hit it?
I would abandon my family for it.
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Ha ha! I love it!
I just saw “Young Adam” and he was so ridiculously sexy in that that I now understand exactly why one would fall for him.
So Hot!!!
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I just watched this too! It was a tad loose endey but really good and yes he was very very hot in it
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Lol
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Why is this a question?
There’s only one answer!!!
Good to see another Le Carre novel is getting adapted, I really love his books.
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right? every time this is asked my only answer is “DUH.” Ladies, just ASSUME the answer is “hard, often and always.”
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I am female and have a pulse. Therefore, obviously yes.
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Ewan-lust bleeds far beyond gender or even species – my dog sighs a little when Ewan is on the screen.
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+1
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Oh yes!
And that coat looks like cashmere, and I bet the sweater is, too. Soft. I want to run my fingers through everything. And those shoes. I want my husband to dress like that. Simple, classy, and everything fits.
I love the way he’s posing on the red carpet. There’s nothing sexier than a man showing off his wedding ring.
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oh HELL yes, I’d be on him like a fat kid on a cupcake.. is that rude, should I have said like a metabolically challenged kid on a cupcake? doesn’t have the same ring..
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My favorite saying, which I stole from someone else, is:
I’d nail it like a board over a broken window during a zombie apocalypse.
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ha, I’ll have to remember that one..
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My favorite – which I stole from somebody here on Celebitchy (sorry, I cannot remember who – please take credit if you read this)is:
I would hit it so hard whoever pulled him out would be King of England.
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@BW..nice one, that was nearly a coffee spit! I have had a crush on Ewan for many years. Even with a beard, I still love him dearly..sigh!
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YES! Ewan McGregor is gorgeous!!!
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Ahhh…yeah!
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…but only with the beard!
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The man does not seem to age. Damn, he looks good.
And yes I would hit that.
Clean-shaven as well.
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I am here for that one little piece of hair that falls in eye, and then he sweeps his hand through his hair all day and it’s sexy as hell and he probably smells like whisky, cigars and CKOne or something. OMFG so…sexy.
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Oi don’t mess with Obi-Wan! I’m a Star Wars freak geek and especially Obi-Wan, I drive people crazy with it, I even include him in my everyday life say “Keep your Obi-Wan cool dear…”
Ewan, beard or no beard, blonde or Beatles wig or punk hair, always and forever…
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Why not. I love my American boys but I have a thing for accents. I would hit it all the way back to cheery Old England. After I would have a cup of tea and lick Biscuits crumbs off his naked body.
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Don’t say “Old England” around Ewan! That man is Scottish through and through!
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Sorry should have said Europe but he still has an accent.
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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope… to get the “nailing” of a lifetime.
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Hahahaha
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I’d hit it here, I’d hit it there, I’d hit it in a chair.
I’d hit it in a car, I’d hit it in a bed, I’d hit in anywhere…
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F**k yes! I love meself a beard (much like…oh never mind, you know
) And have you seen the size of his donger? I rest my case. I may have had too much sugar today.
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The beard is a big yes. So manly.
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Always.
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… and forever!
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The Force is strong in this one. Unsheath ye light saber, sir.
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What? It sounded dirty.
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it was dirty! light saber = dong, wang, shlong, pecker, willy, johnson, member, trouser snake, tool, shwantz, summer sausage, shall i go on?
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He’s never really done it for me, or maybe I just haven’t been paying close enough attention, but he looks VERY hot here.
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$^*&* you for that beard on the thigh comment… there goes any hope of usefulness this morning.
I don’t even *like* facial hair, but now I WANT THAT.
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A welcome distraction this morning, no?
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Obi-wan is back.
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Howcome you keep asking this? If he sat down next to me, I’d be on the phone booking a room just in case I fit into his on the side requirements.
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Yep. I SO would hit it. Hard. Repeatedly. All. The. Time.
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I’ve never really liked him with a beard but those pics with the coat and jeans… it’s like he wants to read me some really manly brooding poetry.
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The answer is still the same:
Always, Anytime, Anywhere
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Oooh my future husband!!! *__*
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There’s Ewan and there’s Ewan’s beard. The beard is hot on its own, independent of Ewan. So, yes, for the beard on my thighs…!
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Ewan would have to do something really appalling for me to not want to sleep with him.
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*swoon*
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“That beard on your thighs…” I’m getting back to you…lord help me! Yes x 1000
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It is not possible to fault to a hyperbole in answering this question in the affirmative.
I would sell my kidney to hit this – and would even hit it during the operation.
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j. eyre for the win!
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Please tell me the prize is Ewan…
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The prize is getting to watch me bang him and then me allowing you to have your way with him after I’m done. That there is friendship, treasure it.
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Ah Keeks – thank you! I am so tickled that… wait, what? How come you get to go first? Hey – come back here! You said I could watch.
Darn it…
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all over the house!
outside the house!
ontop of the house!
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I hate facial hair (except goatees) but I welcome him back as Obi-Wan and will overlook the hair.
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Abso-freaking-lutely.
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hhhrrrrggggnnnaaaaarrrgggghhhh
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+1
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This is my all-time favorite set of comments on this site. Bravo, you bunch of lusty, horny, beard lovers!
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Can’t…stop…licking…monitor
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Ewan is super hot always was and always will be. He is a forever dong status for me too.
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Uh, HELL yes? Without the question mark. And with a whole bunch of exclamation points.
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I had a huge crush on Ewan, starting when he starred in “Shallow Grave” and was reciting the sacrifice lines. I got really jealous when others started being fangirls, which shows you how sexy he is, because that’s not usually my thing. He is one guy I would get a pass for, because my husband would just have to understand. He is so smart and sexy that I don’t know if I’d be coherent just trying to talk to him. Plus he’s totally cool with getting naked on film. Plus- was that “would you hit it?” line really serious??
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Yes. He’s very endearing. He’s getting better with age.
“Help me Obi Wan Kenobi you’re my only hope”
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Sheesh, lotsa women ready for action here – it’s all good.
Beard doesn’t do it for me, he needs to cut his hair shorter – this “do” makes him look older. Like his style, agree he is hot, hot, hot.
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I guess it pays to be as gorgeous as Angelina Jolie, you get to sleep with Brad Pitt every night and hang out with your good friend, Ewan.
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