In Touch: George Clooney & Stacy Keibler will break up by the end of March

Much has been made of George Clooney’s Oscar campaigning style, especially when it comes to his Oscar Dates. George is nothing if not a careful planner, so if he knows that he’s going to be campaigning for an Oscar during a given awards season, he makes sure to set up his Oscar Date several months in advance. His last two big relationships (his ongoing thing with Stacy Keibler and his thing with Elisabetta Canalis) began late in the summer before a fall and winter Oscar push. George is disciplined enough to never deviate from the Oscar Date plan too – even though Sarah Larson overstepped The Clooney Rules (she talked about marriage, babies), he waited to dump her until the awards season was over. George will never “pull a Bradley Cooper” and dump his girlfriend just before the Golden Globes. Please. That’s Amateur Hour.

So, we’re about a month away from the Oscars and while George isn’t nominated for an acting award, he’s still going to be front and center because he’s one of the producers of Argo. Which means that Stacy isn’t going anywhere, even if she’s annoying him and even if he’s annoying her.

When George Clooney and Stacy Keibler walked the red carpet at the Globes, they were all smiles for the photographers. But when the cameras were offm “Stacy looked distant and sad,” says a source. “She’s usually bubble and excited to be there next to George, but she was like a statue.”

This comes as no surprise to close pals, who tell In Touch that the end is near for the pair, who have been together since August 2011.

“George liked her at first because she wasn’t into fame,” says George’s friend. “Now that Stacy’s been around the A-list, she’s hooked. George wants someone more low-key.”

For her part, Stacy has grown “bored” with George, adds the source. In recent weeks, she’s been partying with pals – and without George.

“She likes to have fun and George has been working more than ever,” says the source, adding that George is more devoted to his career than to his relationship. But with awards season in full swing, the pair will most likely ride it out until George starts filming The Monuments Men in Europe in March.

“He’s starring in it and directing it, so he’ll be very busy… that means no Stacy.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

This is one of the most believable Clooney-Keibler breakup stories ever. I completely believe every part of this. I think Clooney has gotten tired of Stacy’s famewhoring and she’s gotten tired of his whole Clooney thing, and they’re just waiting it out for another month or so. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if there was a quiet announcement in the beginning of March – hell, George might even let Stacy announce it, like she’s dumping him! She’s been a good Oscar Date, and she wisely feathered her nest with all kinds of small, paid gigs and appearances while she was with George. Plus, I’m sure he’ll give her some kind of quiet “payment” when they’re done. She’ll be fine! And by the end of this summer, he’ll have someone new! I’m excited. I’d like to see him with Dita Von Teese, but my money is riding on some completely unknown British brunette with a great rack and he’ll pull some strings and everyone will call her a “model/actress”.

Photos of Stacy at a pre-Globes event & at the Globes, courtesy of PR Photos and WENN.

 

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  1. Astrid says:

    She is way to orange! Dita Von Tess, that would be something.

  2. PHD Gossip says:

    Ready for the next phony GF.

  3. JudyK says:

    Did she bake in the oven before putting on that light-colored gown…she looks ridiculous.

  4. Viv says:

    Why does she always look as if her dresses are falling down? She is always 2 seconds away from overexposure of breast-seses.

  5. kaligula says:

    I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for her as she’s the spitting image of my best friend from childhood & high school years. If it’s true that George is going to move on, so be it. She can actually do better. She’s a breath of fresh air every time I see her on a red carpet, hope she finds some fulfilling work for herself and stays in the limelight.

  6. tracking says:

    His dating habits have become pure entertainment so, sure, bring on the next one! Hopefully one who can do the hair/makeup/rc dress thing a little better. Can’t wait for Monument Men–great story, wonderful book!

  7. Faye says:

    LOL at George being annoyed with her famewhoring ways. If you specifically choose a partner because she is a famewhore –i.e., she is low enough down on the totem pole to need the publicity of being your fake girlfriend, and ambitious enough to want to be more– why be annoyed when she demonstrates the very traits you chose her for?

    • bluhare says:

      Excellent question, Faye.

      Probably a situation of “Be careful what you ask for; you might get it.”.

    • Christina says:

      Absolutely.

      George has never, ever dated a woman anywhere near his equal in age, talent, or fame. My guess is that he never will – his ego won’t allow it. So he ‘dates’ these nobodies who know it’s all a sham, but stick with it for the glamorous lifestyle, free designer gowns, and of course for what being with him can do for their ‘career’. And it seems Stacey knows very well what the deal is, and that her contract will expire soon, so therefore she’s sensibly trying to cash in as much as possible while it lasts. And who can blame her?

      George, if you don’t want fame whorey girlfriends, get yourself a real girlfriend. Or boyfriend. Or nobody. But don’t fool yourself into thinking that anyone is falling for this charade anymore, least of all your ‘girlfriends’.

  8. mandy says:

    Since the beginning the question is not: “When they are going to get married ” But ” when they are going to separe? No? Who would be surprise of their separation? Stacy’s family? Or stacy herself? (sorry bad english)

  9. alc says:

    I think it is time for George to have a real woman, one is isn’t just eye candy but has a brain and is funny as well. After seeing them at the GG, I think it would be great to see George with Amy Poehler. Sure it was a gag but you could tell by their eyes that they were seriously having fun and that’s what Georgey boy needs more of. And Amy is smart, fun and lovely. Sure she has kids but that’s what ex-husbands are for, to look after the kids when you go out with your new fella. Do it George! I don’t think you’ll regret it!

  10. OhDear says:

    This reads like he’s opening the casting call for a new girlfriend.

  11. Miss Kiki says:

    I can’t help it, I like Stacey. It’s probably nostalgia from when I used to regularly watch wrestling but I will no longer be ashamed of it.

  12. Cathy says:

    I hope that Stacy dumps him. I mean for real instead of her just saying she did because he allowed her to. I’ve always liked her and she can do so much better than him.

  13. Cody says:

    He must really need her to go to the Oscars with him. Soon one of these monthly break-up stories will be true. Really, the only time Stacy gets written about lately, is when she is at a restaurant opening or a break-up story. I guess this is the career she dreamed of.

  14. janie says:

    I think he’s pretty clear from the begining that 18mo – 2yrs is enough for him. I don’t believe he leads anyone on. On the other hand, each new gal thinks she’ll be the “one” to make the difference. Not happening.. I agree about Amy Polar? They both looked cozy! Go Amy!!

  15. DAFFY says:

    why why why why, do these women try??

  16. Jag says:

    Her smile has been strained ever since she talked about marriage and/or babies. She shut up about it quickly, but the body language between them has never been the same. I believe this report.

  17. Nina W says:

    I’ll believe it when George turns up with someone else otherwise it’s just the usual, on-going relationship death watch.

  18. valleymiss says:

    Dita Von Teese is way too old and way too accomplished in her own right for someone like George. He likes women whose fame doesn’t eclipse his own.

    My theory from the get-go: He’s gay and has a contract with these women. All the terms are worked out ahead of time. Somewhere around the year and a half or 2 yr mark, the woman gives an interview mentioning marriage and babies (and this is *preplanned* in the contract to happen. Then not long after, the breakup happens. This way, the woman got her brush with fame as a Clooney Girl, and no one scratches their head and wonders why they broke up…because we all whisper to each other, “Ah…she brought up marriage and kids…of *course* he was gonna dump her!” So they get 2 years of publicity, and in return, George always gets to initiate the dumping.

  19. Miss M says:

    Sorry George, I am too old for you. I’m turning 33 in 2 weeks.

  20. valleymiss says:

    I do want to make an observation about ol’ Georgie Porgie…

    I think losing out to Jean Dujardin for the best actor Oscar last year humbled and embarrassed George a bit. I mean, George campaigned HARD and then lost to a guy who isn’t even famous in the States. I think that, and George looking particularly jowl-y and grey these days is having a humbling effect. At least a little. Knocked him down a few pegs on the Smug Scale.

  21. d says:

    I can’t help it, I like Stacy too, though I don’t actually know too much of what she does. She seems like she’s got some kind of light on in her that’s just being wasted during this time with George. The sooner she can move on from him, the better, even if it’s only on a personal level. She deserves better.

  22. kate says:

    BUT BUT….He just put her in his Tequila commercial! He CAN’T dump her now!

  23. DanaG says:

    Stacy has been looking upset the last couple of months don’t think she is too happy about her expiry date. Even George’s “pal” admits she is loving the A list lifestyle let’s face it with her lack of talent “dating” George was the only way she was going to taste it. Does this mean George will now have to keep her around past March to make the story not true or will he grow a backbone and put on his big boy pants and dump her before the Oscars? Stacy and her PR camp are at play here.

  24. Suzy says:

    Stacey has been looking to hook up with an A list actor for a long time now. She practically forced herself into Clooney’s life. I don’t believe that George has ever been in love. Maybe the last person he was in love with was his ex-wife. That could explain why he never wants to get married again, not that there is anything wrong with that.

  25. Sue says:

    Break up: yeah….It’s about that time.
    Off topic: I think he lives 3 mths out of the yr overseas for tax loopholes…oh & yeah lago como is crazy beautiful. Pazzo!

  26. janice says:

    I love Stacy…she can do better and I hope she gets the hottest athlete out there…I think she would make a great match with Michael Phelps. George may be a hot ticket in La La Land but his days of a movie hunk are over. Stacy will have her pick of men… that will not be a problem. I hope she finds a great guy and has babies. Go girl….leave him before the awards.

  27. Ben Weiss says:

    Stacy is is one ugly bottle blonde giant ho.. A violent stripper wrestler. Clooney sure picks the lamest dogs in recent years.

  28. Lorenzo says:

    But she is grinning like “Look at me everybody, I’m still in the game and soon he will show up with me in public again, yes yes!”
    She will cry like a hyena if she had to give up her new lifestyle, that’s for sure and there will be no more grinning for the paps as we all know she’s no actress.

  29. ola says:

    fake tan, fake boobs, fake hair, fake nails, nose job what else.she´s one gigantic sight. when this farse will be over?