Dec 22
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Why does Pam Anderson keep refusing to wear pants?

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In recent weeks, Pamela Anderson has been constantly photographed at events and just walking around in what looks like either flimsy hot pants or underpants. I’m not sure why in the world Anderson would think this look is appropriate for attending an art opening or walking through airport security. Yes, she’s a total slut, but she’s also the mom of two young, impressionable boys. And she’s got more than enough money to buy herself a cute pair of jeans or even a skirt if she’s so intent on flashing some skin.

As usual, Anderson had to be the center of attention, even if it’s because she’s dressed worse than a trampy streetwalker (no offense to streetwalkers). Seriously, the woman is 41-years-old, and not to say she has to dress like an old maid, but come on - put some freakin’ clothes on.

Her poor sons - she’s always going on about how she would never exploit her children but um, what message is she sending them when she can’t even wear pants out in public? Oh right, I forgot, mommy’s an exhibitionist. My bad.

Pammie is going to be the new (or should I say ‘old’…girl looks tired) face of Vivienne Westwood’s spring/summer outfits campaign for 2009. That might be a good thing - maybe Westwood can give the woman some proper clothing!

Brandon and Dylan - maybe you could ask your dad to buy your mom some pants for Christmas!

[From Babble.com]

Earlier this year, Pam had a gig as magician Hans Klok’s assistant in his Las Vegas show where she wore a gold leotard. Maybe she just got used to having her ass cheeks hanging out every day and hasn’t realized that what was acceptable on a Vegas stage isn’t really so great in everyday life. Or, maybe she’s just desperate for attention, and since her only claim to fame is her body, she has no other way to get people to notice So, what gives? Why can’t the woman wear pants in public?

Picture note by JayBird: Here’s Pamela returning from Las Vegas and baring her butt at L.A.X. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.

Written by MSat

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29 Responses to “Why does Pam Anderson keep refusing to wear pants?”

  1. She probably thinks that her dimply man legs look good. Pam, I like you but c’mon!

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  2. In answer to the question, it is an attempt to distract the viewer from her busted alkie face.

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  3. she probably thinks pants are made of animals….

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  4. Only the best comments! :D

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  5. she is in such demise that i ve come to pity her and her children

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  6. Are those bikini shorts? Never heard of them.

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  7. She is starting to remind me of Amy Winehouse!!!

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  8. She needs some class, badly.

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  9. “Faces of Meth”…Pam…look it up.

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  10. uhhh? because shes a skank??

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  11. well, before the magic show, she did pretend to be a professional life guard for about 10 years– so I’d say it’s pretty safe to assume she knows nothing of these so called “pants” that people keep referring to.

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  12. Nova: Totally. I’m going to print a picture of her mangled face to keep around until my kids are old enough to have the drug talk. If that mug doesn’t scare them straight, nothing will.

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  13. I guess her spousal support ran out and she can’t afford them??? Or thinks that’s the best way to get Kid Rocks Attention again … either way ewwww .. but I agree with Codzilla; this picture would be great for the “drug” talk & how not to dress …

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  14. Does she even realize how old she is? Aren’t there certain rules about dressing once you’re over 40? She doesn’t need to dress like a granny, but butt cheeks? Really? Come on Pam - let’s grow older a little more gracefully.

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  15. Um, because the residue from her cooter has disintegrated her pants, silly!

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  16. Dear god! My eyes! MY EYES!

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  17. Apparently the lack of a need for pants spread to her assistant with the tights. EXHIBIT B for not wearing tights as pants …

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  18. Her poor kids.

    She is a mentally ill alcoholic exhibitionist sex addict.

    Her poor kids.

    Where is their role model?

    Tommy Lee? Oh my God!!

    The mixed messages these kids have gotten in their short lives thus far is UNREAL.

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  19. her skin is grey. that can’t be good.

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  20. Pam used to be a natural beauty (minus the God awful breasts), and what a shame her face is so disgusting looking even w/ make-up on. WAY TOO MUCH MAKE-UP! Penciled eyebrows ala 40’s era & she looks dirty. Her poor children have way more to worry about than her appearance considering she has hep. c & probably won’t be around too long w/ all the partying & namely drinking she does. I believe she is an alcoholic and is probably drunk or hungover when she dresses (undresses). Pam, get sober, get serious & God Bless.

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  21. Her face does look dirty and she is copying Winehouse. Never would I have thought that Katie Price would make somebody else look really bad.

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  22. I am beginning to think she got the case of pantytitis..a type of allergy to anything that touches one’s cooter.

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  23. I don’t think she’s allergic to anything touching her cooter. I mean, if Tommy Lee can touch it without it falling off, than anything can touch it!!

    I think she’s trying to distract people from looking at her face and yelling, “What the hell happened?!”

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  24. When is somebody going to tell her that all that black eye make up looks like shit?

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  25. She looks hard. She needs to take a break.
    I think too much sun, hep ages your skin.
    She is done. I am 53 and my face looks 10
    years younger. Give it up Pam you ugly.

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  26. Pam is so beautiful for her age. Everyone grows older.Natural part of life. All you people talking your **** will not look half as good as she does here.

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  27. I wish all this hate on pamela anderson would transpire to kony in Africa. Okay te lady has difficulty now- yes she has a lot of experience with men, surgery and hair extensions. However so as Beyonce, Mariah Carey yet you probably like them.

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  28. This comment is the only non-bitchy one.

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