“Justin Bieber’s SNL promos are squeaky clean & missing the pot jokes” links

Justin Bieber‘s SNL promos feature a disheartening lack of Sizzurp jokes. [Buzzfeed]
Alex Pettyfer is playing the Jena Malone/Sam Claflin casting game. [LaineyGossip]
Chris Brown has it so tough. Poor little entitled rage monster. [Dlisted]
Julia Roberts and a salad look absolutely thrilled in Malibu. [Pop Sugar]
Star Wars spinoffs will never end. That’s the bad news. [Pajiba]
Andrea Riseborough has returned to claim her fug madness. [Go Fug Yourself]
Mischa Barton parties with David Gandy. Kaiser is gonna be pissed! [A Socialite Life]
Hailee Steinfeld is both a heartflutterer and a heartbreaker. [Evil Beet]
Kelly MacDonald had her 2nd baby, Theodore William Payne. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Emma Stone might just think that Andrew Garfield stinks. [Popoholic]
Jennifer Garner and Violet go out for a girls’ lunch. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Bret Lockett talks about social networking & spring break. [The Blemish]
Bar Refaeli is spending all of that crazy GoDaddy money. [Moe Jackson]
Zachary Quinto adopted his first dog. What a cute video! [Jezebel]
Kate Winslet flashes her wedding ring from Ned Rocknroll. [Wonderwall]
Hayden Panettiere is back in love with her giant Ukrainian boxer. [Celebslam]
Rachel Bilson was mistaken for a child by airport security. [Amy Grindhouse]
Celine Dion will still make more than Britney Spears in Vegas. [CDAN]

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Screencaps courtesy of NBC; photo courtesy of WENN

 

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  1. Reece says:

    And there goes my Divergent money…oh wait no, it’s staying my pocket. :D

  2. Melanie says:

    I don’t think I have ever seen an SNL promo that I liked.

  3. TheOneAndOnlyOnly says:

    Why is he on SNL his 8 yr old fans will be in bed and haven’t even heard of the show; if SNL wanted to be truly “edgy” that could write skits lampooning his corporate manufactured image and music; we can only hope he bombs as bad as that other thespian, Megan Fox, so that sooner rather than later this entitled snot can disappear.

  4. dorothy says:

    Why is this punk kid even on SNL? Boy, their standards for guests have really plummeted. Sad to see. I won’t be tuning in for that one.

  5. Emily says:

    Aww…I like the story about Hayden and her boxer. I saw him on Access Hollywood a few weeks ago and he seemed like a genuinely nice guy.

  6. ViktoryGin says:

    I wish NBC would shoot this dying horse. SNL hasn’t been funny in years. And am I the only one who finds Kenan Thompson to be insipid as hell. His impersonations read like 50 shades of Al Sharpton.

    • TheOneAndOnlyOnly says:

      If you go on other sites where posters critique the show the following sunday, keenan is routinely blasted for all sorts of reasons, but we know why they keep him on – btw, christin wiig was also one of the most disliked cast members – the media loves mediocrity but many posters on these sites are more discerning of talent.

  7. normades says:

    Good grief, Biebs has the worst style. MC Hammer meets Vanila ice. Nothing against those dudes, but how on earth can Beib’s think that style is cool today?

  8. Mario says:

    As much as I love SNL I won’t be watching this, I hate Justin Beiber. I haven’t been this disappointed in SNL since that walking dildo Channing Tatum hosted.

  9. DJ says:

    For the love of all that’s Holy…..PLEASE don’t wear any hats!!!
    If i see one more picture of a hat bouncing up and down on that little head of his, i will explode!!

  10. JL says:

    Well if you can’t see the elephant (or pot, sexual escapades, irresponsible behavior) in the middle of the room I guess it’s not there.

    This reminds me of a first grader hiding their eyes and pretending something isn’t there, yes, that would be about right for Justin Baby-ier wouldn’t it.

  11. KellyinSeattle says:

    SNL ….. it’s so mediocre now.